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Tetsuo
06-27-2006, 04:52 PM
Yo me and my family are about to move to England (St. Albans specifically). Tell me anything you think I should know about the country, customs, culture, etc.
thanks

36chambers
06-27-2006, 06:06 PM
Its a shit hole, dont come over here.

oldie
06-27-2006, 06:08 PM
yeah, the queen does fuck all! and i hate her and the royal family, fucking useless the lot of em. get rid of the money wasters.

customs are wank. goverment is wank. we let in any fucker, regardless if they got a big fucking obvious bomb strapped to em or they have aids and tell em they are going to go spread it.

the culture is run by us chavs and on the whole is percieved as beer, football and violence basically.lol.

oldie
06-27-2006, 06:09 PM
p.s. we have shit weather.lol.

JASPER
06-27-2006, 06:15 PM
I want to meet Mr Bean.

Sicka than aidZ
06-27-2006, 06:18 PM
so what do u tea an krumptit fuck bizquit head snitches yap about over there in your homoland?

stak84
06-27-2006, 06:23 PM
oh righto chap, we drink tea and eat crumpets and wank off
to the sunlight since we really dont get any, our weather sucks
and our women have no sense of dental hygeine, but other than that
its a pretty rockin place

Sicka than aidZ
06-27-2006, 06:25 PM
oh righto chap, we drink tea and eat crumpets and wank off
to the sunlight since we really dont get any, our weather sucks
and our women have no sense of dental hygeine, but other than that
its a pretty rockin place

thought you were in cali fool

JASPER
06-27-2006, 06:31 PM
How come shitty countries always have cool people living there and nice places are inhabited by fucking French and Italian cocks?

Sicka than aidZ
06-27-2006, 06:33 PM
It Is A Pretty Faggy Country

Tetsuo
06-27-2006, 06:35 PM
oh righto chap, we drink tea and eat crumpets and wank off
to the sunlight since we really dont get any, our weather sucks
and our women have no sense of dental hygeine, but other than that
its a pretty rockin place

so the lack of dental hygeine isn't a myth?

stak84
06-27-2006, 06:36 PM
shit if i wasnt so unmotivated id prolly go conquer britian for
the US and kick out all the limey stinky brits, ah well, maybe
next week

damaja
06-27-2006, 06:41 PM
Haha, St Albans, what a dump. All a dump, fuck off! Change your mind while you still can!

BRONZBODY
06-27-2006, 06:57 PM
damn is england that bad??? any good lookin bitches?? i mean fuck,kelly lebrock,elizabeth hurley kate beckinsale and seianna miller come from there so it cant be all bad????



unless they all got aids or sumthin............

JASPER
06-27-2006, 06:59 PM
damn is england that bad??? any good lookin bitches?? i mean fuck,kelly lebrock,elizabeth hurley kate beckinsale and seianna miller come from there so it cant be all bad????



unless they all got aids or sumthin............Keira Knightley...

BRONZBODY
06-27-2006, 07:00 PM
damn how could forget her

damaja
06-27-2006, 07:04 PM
People give English women a bad rep, but they are not that bad. The common ones are pretty nasty, all fake hair, fake tan, fake nails, shit like that. Clones. But if you find a nice brunette chick, who isn't common as fuck, they're okay.

JASPER
06-27-2006, 07:07 PM
I think all women of the World are attractive, well except those filthy African frisbee lips with saggy flour tits and shit.

Unforgiven
06-27-2006, 07:12 PM
goverment is wank. we let in any fucker, regardless if they got a big fucking obvious bomb strapped to em or they have aids and tell em they are going to go spread it.

Looks like Canada and England have something in common....