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Jesus Christ
06-27-2006, 09:41 PM
Who cares?

But since we're on the subject, I've dug up some info our little buddy.

http://myspace-945.vo.llnwd.net/00357/54/90/357930945_m.jpg

He's a fat white kid from suburbia, that never plays out side, and poses with pictures of his sister to look cool. His favorite things include Cracker Jacks and Pokemon. He's never had sex. Abstinence is ok, though, don't catch herpylytus simplex 10 like me.

He goes by alias's such as:

Masta Genius, Grim Reapa, and Cappah.

Last week he discovered a discharge on his sheets, and his mother had to explain to him he had a wet dream.

Since then, he been mastebating like crazy.

Masterbation is ok, it's a healthy release. We've all been there before, don't be ashamed.

That's all I have for now, I'll be back when I get some more info on our friend.

VernakuLa
06-27-2006, 09:45 PM
say what u want i get more pussy than u do so i wouldnt be quick to say shit...btw im what 19% body fat now, like i said, very childish too bring up an old pick but w.e ur the one with an identity crisis here so

ENJOY:cheerlie:

Jesus Christ
06-27-2006, 09:50 PM
ok, Pork-chum.

VernakuLa
06-27-2006, 09:54 PM
damn i look gay in that pickshure

Jesus Christ
06-27-2006, 09:55 PM
He vernakual wanna re-join

The NEW new kids on the Block?

I'll let you be my bitch.

VernakuLa
06-27-2006, 09:56 PM
no, u weak fuck

HipHophead101
06-27-2006, 09:58 PM
say what u want i get more pussy than u do so i wouldnt be quick to say shit...btw im what 19% body fat now, like i said, very childish too bring up an old pick but w.e ur the one with an identity crisis here so

ENJOY:cheerlie:

hahahaha thats really a picture of u??

VernakuLa
06-27-2006, 10:00 PM
hell yea, id get one of me now but, i dunno how, my sis put that on my myspace so i couldnt change it, cuz im too retarted to figure it out

Sicka than aidZ
06-27-2006, 10:00 PM
damn i look gay in that pickshure

dont gotta say that again

Jesus Christ
06-27-2006, 10:02 PM
im too retarted

Don't gotta say that again

VernakuLa
06-27-2006, 10:04 PM
lemme post a pic of me now, HOW YOU DO THAT??

Jesus Christ
06-27-2006, 10:11 PM
Don't be posting up pictures of celebrities, random people off my space, or your that neighbor boy you've been spying on.

VernakuLa
06-27-2006, 10:12 PM
thanks man, i wont, keep ur twot in line aight?

Jesus Christ
06-27-2006, 10:29 PM
my twot?

Is that like a tator tots?

I'll line my tator tots up like a cocaine line so your fat ass can snort it up.

VernakuLa
06-27-2006, 10:33 PM
ha, if only you know how dumb u sound to a high person

Jesus Christ
06-27-2006, 10:34 PM
Thanks, if you only knew how dumb you look in that picture.

VernakuLa
06-27-2006, 10:36 PM
Thanks, if you only knew how dumb you look in that picture.

post a picture of yourself slippy? And be honest this time, dont use a mask :nonono:

Sicka than aidZ
06-27-2006, 10:54 PM
both of u shut up, damn vern, u look like a damn retard.in that pic haha

VernakuLa
06-27-2006, 10:58 PM
LOL mediator, damn ur the man sicka

i would give u rep for that but i cant find it