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Wu-tang Fan
07-01-2006, 09:09 AM
This is were you guys can post all the sick stuff like on Tical, or make up your own stuff. O.K., this is my one: I will fuckin rip your guts out while you are fucking still fucking alive, and make you eat your own fucking guts! Them you will basically be digesting yourself.

Longbongcilvaringz
07-01-2006, 09:29 AM
i swear there was a thread like this like a week ago.

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17560&highlight=torture

i guess its not exactly the same.

Machete
07-01-2006, 09:55 AM
I'll pour bleach in your penis hole then cork it.

Unforgiven
07-01-2006, 10:29 AM
Strap you to a bed, shove a funnel down your throat and force you to drink a horse intestine shake....

Tha Double-P
07-01-2006, 10:37 AM
ill fuckin ill fuckin

take a fuckin scalpel and play fuckin tic tac toe on your stomach, then fuckin rip your tongue out and use that shit as a fuckin cloth to wipe up all the fuckin blood and stomach acids.

venex
07-01-2006, 10:45 AM
strap you down on a chair, so that you can't move NOTHING

then let water drip every 3 seconds on yo head !



strap you down to a chair and let bamboo grow tru your ass


(some chinese stuff)

Wu-tang Fan
07-01-2006, 11:40 AM
That would take ages! I'll fucking tie you down and chop your belend off the end of your dick.

Wu-tang Fan
07-01-2006, 11:41 AM
Strap you to a bed, shove a funnel down your throat and force you to drink a horse intestine shake....

Now this one I like! =D

Wu-tang Fan
07-01-2006, 11:43 AM
I'll fucking make a banna split out of your dick by slitting it down the fuckin middle...slowly.

Orion Nebulus
07-01-2006, 11:49 AM
I'll fucking tie you up to a chair cut your eyelids open and make you watch gay porn.

Gawd
07-01-2006, 12:04 PM
I would knock you out with one of my trombone gas expeltions. Then lay you on your back and keep your mouth open and wide using clams and duct tape. Then I would drop my pants and squat over you face positioning my rectum directly above your mouth. Then I would unleash a spray/ solid bubbling mixture of feces and whatever else wants to come out, into your throat. Just about then you should be waking from your endused slumber. The trama of what is in your mouth and seeing my ass and dangleEeez should make you dip into shock.

Then Id make a samich and leave you on the floor.

Locust
07-01-2006, 12:16 PM
slide thin strips of bamboo underneath all your toenails

Unforgiven
07-01-2006, 12:30 PM
Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?
(Torture nigga what?)
What?
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

Yeah, I'll fuckin
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick
off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

Skellington
07-01-2006, 12:43 PM
I will tie you up...., remove all teeth out of your wifes mouth,...sexual abuse your wife with 20 other guys....Place her hands on your lap, while I take her doggystyle in the ass,...then I will let her suck my dick so she can have a taste of her own shit...this is the funny part, your wife won't be able to bite of my dick since I removed her teeth.....

I will then tie up your wife infront of you, spread her legs wide open, pussy faced towards you, then your children will enter the room....Your children will be forced to give mommy a good kick i the vulva...if not, I will pull out one of their toenails....if they've been good kids, they will not be harmed...yet.....

Let's take mommy out of the picture now...Your time has come after you've been emotionally traumatized...
Your clothes will be romoved...With a stapler, I will staple your eyelids to your forehead...
And old ugly woman will enter the room with a tv....You will be shown real life snuff movies of woman being penetrated by spikes, daggers and horsecocks againt their will....Also crush fettishes will be shown to you....
The old woman will cares your penis and balls.....if you do net get an erection your frenulum will be sliced by a razor...
Old woman will continue...If still no erection, salt will be tossed over your bloody frenulum...

After this I will leave you alone in a dark room tied up for 2 days...
After that day I will give you a choice....
I will bring your kid(s) in the room with you, together with a naked old man.
You will presented with a dillema...
The old man will have a tasty sandwich stuffed in his ass...You will take it out and eat it since it'll be the only food you will get...
If not, your children will be sold to a paedophile porn company straight away, and you will get to see every movie starring your children.

Next up.

I will be generous and will alow you to have sex with your wife.
Your wife will enter the room together with 5 of my colleaugues...They will satisfy your wife first...and so will I...
The 6 of us will ejaculate on your wifes vagina, ass and mouth...She is not allowed to remove it or she will be kicked and punched to death...
After that...she'll be all yours, but we will be watching in the room...You will HAVE to have sex with her without removing our cum....
If you remove the cum in anyway you will get catsrated, and I will satisfy your wife with an eggplant....

Orion Nebulus
07-01-2006, 12:47 PM
^^^^Lmaoooooo!!!

Bedlam
07-01-2006, 01:10 PM
I will tie you up...., remove all teeth out of your wifes mouth,...sexual abuse your wife with 20 other guys....Place her hands on your lap, while I take her doggystyle in the ass,...then I will let her suck my dick so she can have a taste of her own shit...this is the funny part, your wife won't be able to bite of my dick since I removed her teeth.....

I will then tie up your wife infront of you, spread her legs wide open, pussy faced towards you, then your children will enter the room....Your children will be forced to give mommy a good kick i the vulva...if not, I will pull out one of their toenails....if they've been good kids, they will not be harmed...yet.....

Let's take mommy out of the picture now...Your time has come after you've been emotionally traumatized...
Your clothes will be romoved...With a stapler, I will staple your eyelids to your forehead...
And old ugly woman will enter the room with a tv....You will be shown real life snuff movies of woman being penetrated by spikes, daggers and horsecocks againt their will....Also crush fettishes will be shown to you....
The old woman will cares your penis and balls.....if you do net get an erection your frenulum will be sliced by a razor...
Old woman will continue...If still no erection, salt will be tossed over your bloody frenulum...

After this I will leave you alone in a dark room tied up for 2 days...
After that day I will give you a choice....
I will bring your kid(s) in the room with you, together with a naked old man.
You will presented with a dillema...
The old man will have a tasty sandwich stuffed in his ass...You will take it out and eat it since it'll be the only food you will get...
If not, your children will be sold to a paedophile porn company straight away, and you will get to see every movie starring your children.

Next up.

I will be generous and will alow you to have sex with your wife.
Your wife will enter the room together with 5 of my colleaugues...They will satisfy your wife first...and so will I...
The 6 of us will ejaculate on your wifes vagina, ass and mouth...She is not allowed to remove it or she will be kicked and punched to death...
After that...she'll be all yours, but we will be watching in the room...You will HAVE to have sex with her without removing our cum....
If you remove the cum in anyway you will get catsrated, and I will satisfy your wife with an eggplant....

hahahahahaha

on the real though, this has been done 23092305 times.

This is the original one

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3275

shoutout to me

Unforgiven
07-01-2006, 01:13 PM
I stopped reading when he mentioned dropping salt on the sliced frenlum...

venex
07-01-2006, 01:54 PM
holy shit, skellington....


you def are insane:) LOL


and now I think of it you only live 300 km from me, maximum...


waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Skellington
07-01-2006, 05:34 PM
:) you have wife and kids?

CID DIGITAL
07-01-2006, 09:44 PM
A tub full of vomit and a baby spoon. You ain't commin out the room untill the tub is empty and licked clean.



You got the weekend.


And.......go.



*door shuts and locks*

Eddie
07-01-2006, 09:51 PM
ill fucking fucking

get your moms pregnant and when she 4 months pregnant cut the fetis out her stomach and make u eat that shit with no spices or dressing jus all bloody like

Wu-tang Fan
07-02-2006, 01:39 AM
^That is probably the sickest short one^ I reckond skellington gets the title for sickest one overall! And I thought I was sick! I just don't quite get where this bit fits in:


Let's take mommy out of the picture now...Your time has come after you've been emotionally traumatized...
Your clothes will be romoved...With a stapler, I will staple your eyelids to your forehead...
And old ugly woman will enter the room with a tv....You will be shown real life snuff movies of woman being penetrated by spikes, daggers and horsecocks againt their will....Also crush fettishes will be shown to you....

Perferated with spikes!? Draggers? Horsekicks? But I don't think this will do much mental damage when a man has just had his own wife raped infront of him.:fucku: It must be those crazy americans like skellington that make America a dangerous place. Btw, do you have a family?:nonono:

Skellington
07-02-2006, 01:48 AM
American?? You insulting me??? I'm Belgian......

And if you really love your wife...you will be traumatized....

Wu-tang Fan
07-02-2006, 01:52 AM
Ah sorry. It is just that Belgium is one of those no-where countries...if you see what I mean ;=] But is that gonna be a random woman being stabbed or a man's wife?

Skellington
07-02-2006, 02:45 AM
A man's wife obviously...otherwise I wouldn't say...wife...;)

Wu-tang Fan
07-02-2006, 03:13 AM
U just said a woman being stabbed.=b

Wu-tang Fan
07-02-2006, 03:14 AM
Btw, I'll fucking make you fucking eat your own fucking dick cheese on fucking spaghetti.

Jeru
07-02-2006, 03:20 AM
Belgium ain't a nowhere country

http://www.epsi-highpressure.com/cn/images/Map-Belgium.jpg

Now apologise :'(

Razorsharp
07-02-2006, 03:31 AM
ill fuckin, ill fuckin spit in your burger!!! hahahah

Robert
07-02-2006, 03:43 AM
Ill fucking ill fucking go to your daughter's preschool break the girl open wit my dick then ill shove her oesophagus down your throat and then ill drown you both in period blood,
top that

Wu-tang Fan
07-02-2006, 05:09 AM
Belgium ain't a nowhere country

http://www.epsi-highpressure.com/cn/images/Map-Belgium.jpg

Now apologise :'(

You see Folkestone? That is where I live.

Jeru
07-02-2006, 05:36 AM
You see Folkestone? That is where I live.

Really LOL, hmmmm sorry? :D

brown_dogg
07-02-2006, 07:40 PM
I'll take a dump in your mouth and play the CareBear Countdown Theme Song in loop while you eat it.


And there's also a lot of "i'm gonna do somethin to your dick" in this thread. I'll say a general NO HOMO for the thread.

NO HOMO.

Tha Double-P
07-02-2006, 07:50 PM
ill fuckin, ill fuckin

rip yo fuckin dick off, use yo ass cheeks for a bun, piss for the mustard, yo mommas period blood fo ketchup and sum jizem for the "special sauce". tie you the fuck down an watch u eat that shit whole.

JASPER
07-02-2006, 07:54 PM
Inject bee poison mixed with vinegar and salt straight into your scrotum and put a sandblaster filled with itching powder to your face while your heads are tied behind your back so you can't scratch yourself. At the same time, you'll have headphones taped shut to your fucking face pumping all Eurovision Songs at 130 decibel.

Then I'll touch your dick in a homoerotic manner and shit on your mullet everytime you get a boner. NO HOMO!

HipHophead101
07-02-2006, 08:15 PM
ill fuckin ill fuckin

ill fuckin chop ur dick off and hands off and put u alone ina room with a SUUUUUPER model thats passed out, naked, and has her legs wide open

JASPER
07-02-2006, 08:26 PM
Performing analingus while bleeding horribly from my crotch and wrists seems like a satisfying death.

I'll muthafuckin' give you AIDS (NO HOMO) and read you Asterix and Obelix comics in a monotone manner. Then out of nothing, I'll throw coins at your head 'till you politely ask me to stop it, but oh no, I wont stop. The coin throwing won't cease untill I'm out of coins, which is NEVER! Ha! Oh and I'll also fart in your face.

Wu-tang Fan
04-03-2013, 06:58 AM
Just having a laugh reading this lol I was 16 when I posted it.

ratty mayonnaise
04-03-2013, 07:16 AM
welcome back after 9 years. you still in felixstowe?

Wu-tang Fan
04-03-2013, 10:46 AM
Must be someone else bud I've never lived in Felixstowe. But I've been browsing from time to time, so I haven't bee away for that long;)

ratty mayonnaise
04-03-2013, 11:03 AM
Must be someone else bud I've never lived in Felixstowe. But I've been browsing from time to time, so I haven't bee away for that long;)


You see Folkestone? That is where I live.

http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy185/franciscandancislmfao/lawlwut/1291168138710.jpg

ratty mayonnaise
04-03-2013, 11:05 AM
Folkestone* :P

Wu-tang Fan
04-04-2013, 03:01 AM
Oh yeah and yeah. Well, nearby. Apart from about 18 months spent at uni which is about 40 mi (70 km) away.

ratty mayonnaise
04-04-2013, 04:27 AM
im in teh uk.. you dont need to translate :p


which uni did u goto/