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mashqauck
07-02-2006, 12:17 AM
16 lines

win = 3 votes

lose = gay


who wanna battle?

mashqauck
07-02-2006, 12:28 AM
LOL LOL LOL

the challenger better not lose!

mashqauck
07-02-2006, 12:37 AM
MAN WHO THE FUCK IS UP>?!?!?!

shit ya'll fucking fucks. Ya'll is eating cock and balls instead of in this thread.

Fuck a dick, let's GO!

Robert
07-02-2006, 12:39 AM
lol, vernakula will be up

mashqauck
07-02-2006, 12:43 AM
yeah where the fuck is vern

let's fucking rape a bitch over this battle son. where the fuck is ur dick at! get in here twatty

mashqauck
07-02-2006, 04:22 PM
COME ON FUCKING PUSSIES!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!

scared ass bitchass wutangcorp wack emcees what the fuck

VernakuLa
07-02-2006, 04:32 PM
yeah where the fuck is vern

let's fucking rape a bitch over this battle son. where the fuck is ur dick at! get in here twatty

LOL!!! Not today yo, i gotta do some written shit, work on my flowing

Locust
07-02-2006, 04:42 PM
i'll battle you, you drop first

mashqauck
07-03-2006, 02:32 PM
HERE IS MY FUCKING SPIT SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sixteen lines is nothing compared to what i snort/
white coke filling my nostrils while i leave the bay's port/
i take with me my knives, my gun and samurai sword/
a stab to your gut, hole to your face and slit head you fucking whore/
and when i'm done with your body i eat it up foreshore/
i take the leftovers and shit them out for the poor/
i'm sick like that and i don't gives a fuck/
when you see my dick you automatically insert ya butt/
25 cents a ride and you've got five bucks/
after the whole Lincoln i've busted over 10 nuts/
now time is running out so i piss in yo mouth/
you drink up the juice and you let it drip from your spout/
i let my nuts swang into your fucking membrane/
making you see,smell, and feel balls while you go insane/
that's the end of your life and i'm sorry i didn't revive ya/
but i'm not the rzarector, i'm the bobbyd/
so all you'll hear from me is BDUDUDUDUUDU, bong bong bitch/










http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/akabobbyd/haha34.jpg

Razorsharp
07-03-2006, 03:31 PM
hahhahaa... dope!!!!

i'm sick like that and i don't gives a fuck/
when you see my dick you automatically insert ya butt/
25 cents a ride and you've got five bucks/
after the whole Lincoln i've busted over 10 nuts


:lmao:

venex
07-03-2006, 03:39 PM
hahhahaaa, akabobbyd... you crazy man!!!!!!!!!! love yo style...

mashqauck
07-03-2006, 03:50 PM
straight killing! YO LOCUST WHAT THE FUCK SON! why you lagging on a G? i want to get this over so we can do another round!

Locust
07-03-2006, 04:16 PM
What the FUCK was That? Kid, you aint in Wonderland
You're hardly shit, you're just a Stain in ma Underpants
I fucked your pregnant mom, you know it was damn good
Before you were even born I done stolen your manhood
When I'm done with you, youíll be needing some help
Iíll be beating you so bad youíll think you're beating yourself
Hurry up?? You took a whole Day for your Verse, Pal
You canít lyrically flex, So stop acting like youíre Making it Work Out
Like cement, AKA Bobby D gets paved a-way properly
You talk about ya knives but u still Shave ya Face Sloppily
And Since you on some stuck up homo shit..
Like sticking my dick up ya ass I'll fuck up yo (w)hole shit
Keep trying to impress me kid, youíre Almost There
But posting pics of ya dick wonít help, if you got No Ball Hair!
But I admit, you got a nice ass, I like 'em nice and floppy
Why you biting my looks son? You got no Right to copy

tacle
07-03-2006, 04:19 PM
What the FUCK was That? Kid, you aint in Wonderland
You're hardly shit, you're just a Stain in ma Underpants

Ripped it first 2 bars.

mashqauck
07-03-2006, 04:22 PM
shittttttttttttttttttttttttt locust you'se a G


lets do another round!

Locust
07-03-2006, 04:27 PM
drop your shit when you ready son!

plop

mashqauck
07-03-2006, 04:40 PM
i'm a venemous vein in your head willing to explode/
just tell me when and i'll empty the cyanide load/
turn your brain matter into your family's dinner/
make them eat you up so they can get thinner/
i know my dick is big so i'll stick it on their heads/
my cock's under the pillow while they rest in their beds/
i've got twenty inches of meat but your mom only needs nine/
you shoulda seen last time she sucked it and even did a rewind/
see this shit i spit isn't to diss you or make you sad/
i just have a thing for dipping my nuts onto your dad/
yeah i know it's rude and you may feel a little something/
but it doesn't compare to the uglys me and your sister were bumping/
she straight swallowed my whole cock in one Big Gulp/
but she didn't know my dick would be in her drink, nope/
thats the end of it there, now it's time for the people to vote/
i don't give a fuck if i win or lose because i can sill shoot a pound of heroin in my arm and thats better than winning because i love dope/


YAHAHAH fuck

Locust
07-03-2006, 05:15 PM
So in your second verse you try to change your style
You rhyme as simple as 50cent but you can't Change ya Style
brainless child, like force feeding you kit kats you get a time out
i'll leave you groaning like a wookie, but with more eye brow
so go to your loom lightoo now! you stupid little asian kid
i'm an asian too, and i even got a useless little asian dick
oops, that one kinda slkipped out, like a fart on a date
that happens alot, so open your mouth when i target your face
when reading your posts in general chat i crack up
But your writtens Bite, like unused programs, you wont get backed up
Bobby you're so soft, this battle will get closed off
I wouldnít Waste Lines on you if you worked in a clothes shop
i aint after wutang-corp., but i Slash the forum
while you bust nuts on my fam, i'll be fuckin Natalie Portman :)9:(
this is actually boring, so i'm outta this place yea
youf uckas better vote, while i powder my face...? meh

mashqauck
07-03-2006, 05:43 PM
i aint after wutang-corp., but i Slash the forum
while you bust nuts on my fam, i'll be fuckin Natalie Portman :)9:(


no way you're getting on Nat'/
i'll make a verse all about that/
see Natalie is MY girl and MY heart/
ever type her name I'll rip you apart/
This is the type of girl who'll only take me/
never will she take any other, not even during catastrophe/
Natalie is heaven and i've been killed many times/
I'll go meet her anyday instead of writing a fucking rhyme/
she is my favorite girl without a doubt man/
i don't care if you win because Natalie is the real prize and she is in my hands


:thumbup: chea

much love locust

Locust
07-03-2006, 05:47 PM
lol peace alex, thanks for the battle

mashqauck
07-03-2006, 05:49 PM
word is blonde! chea









http://www.blogdecine.com/archivos/images/Natalie_Portman.jpg

OMG *cums and dies*

Longbongcilvaringz
07-03-2006, 10:27 PM
so go to your loom lightoo now! you stupid little asian kid
i'm an asian too, and i even got a useless little asian dick



lol, smh

Razorsharp
07-03-2006, 11:54 PM
SMH @ at asians

mashqauck
07-04-2006, 03:04 AM
SMH at you guys SYH

shit sondu's


http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/%7Ern6d-hnd/people/natalie_portman.jpg

that's what I'm talking bouts

num2son
07-04-2006, 01:54 PM
LOL, nice funny battle

Flow - akabobbyd
Punchlines - Tie
Creativity Akabobbyd
Vocab - Akabobbyd
Wordplay - Akabobbyd

LOl, akabobbyd wins the battle

Locust
07-04-2006, 02:07 PM
smh smh smh stfu

thanks for voting, 1-0

mashqauck
07-04-2006, 03:25 PM
lol dope

Locust
07-06-2006, 11:18 AM
bizzump

VernakuLa
07-06-2006, 01:30 PM
locust took this, tho, bobby is mad funny

locust came on some witty punches, and wordplay

peace

Locust
07-06-2006, 02:19 PM
1-1