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Kong
07-08-2006, 10:21 AM
http://clantongang.com/oldwest/pastlife.htm


My Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Germany approximately on 1075.
Your profession was monk, bee-keeper, lone gunman.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.

Locust
07-08-2006, 11:46 AM
he said anal

Kong
07-08-2006, 11:50 AM
what?

num2son
07-08-2006, 12:44 PM
Diagnosis: I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern West Russia approximately on 1025.
Your profession was handicraftsman, mechanic.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to that life to learn to care about weak and helpless. Now you remember?

WTF?? no i dont remember

Chief 'Broom
07-08-2006, 12:53 PM
you were a bitch

Kong
07-08-2006, 01:04 PM
Now you remember?

WTF?? no i dont remember


serious? lol

Sicka than aidZ
07-08-2006, 01:11 PM
Diagnosis: I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Mexico approximately on 1200.
Your profession was dancer, singer, actor. Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You had mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Environment often misunderstood him, but respected his knowledge. Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Magic is everywhere around you, in most usual, most ordinary incidents. Your lesson -- to learn magic and to help people to see it clearly. You are magician!

Kong
07-08-2006, 01:16 PM
haha^ dam, u a magician?

Sicka than aidZ
07-08-2006, 01:20 PM
some shit, ill do it again


Diagnosis:
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Mexico approximately on 1200.
Your profession was dancer, singer, actor.
Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You had mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Environment often misunderstood him, but respected his knowledge.
Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Magic is everywhere around you, in most usual, most ordinary incidents. Your lesson -- to learn magic and to help people to see it clearly. You are magician!














i changed my birthday to the 24th and got the same result. i was born 3/25/80

Edgar Erebus
07-08-2006, 06:27 PM
Slim T was...

Diagnosis:
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern North China approximately on 1600.
Your profession was builder of roads, bridges, docks.
Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. Could be a leader.
Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in High Reason.
Now you remember?

LMFAO, cause it ain't so missed as usual astrology

cap
07-08-2006, 10:14 PM
i got the best one yet!!

check it out :

Diagnosis:
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Austria approximately on 800.
Your profession was warrior, hunter, fisherman, executor of sacrifices.
Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You always liked to travel, to investigate, could have been detective or spy.
Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those, who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.

SHRAP
07-09-2006, 12:46 AM
Diagnosis:

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Tibet approximately on 1800.
Your profession was seaman, dealer, businessman, broker.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. Magician abilities, could be a servant of dark forces.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your problem -- to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.

Now you remember?



200 fuckin years and im still a dealer businessman broker and dark forces still fuckin got me... this shit is actually pretty accurate

Edgar Erebus
07-09-2006, 05:01 AM
i got the best one yet!!

check it out :

Diagnosis:
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Austria approximately on 800.
Your profession was warrior, hunter, fisherman, executor of sacrifices.
Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You always liked to travel, to investigate, could have been detective or spy.
Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those, who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.

Gesundheit

odot27
07-09-2006, 08:04 AM
k thing i gotta say in response to the dude who made the thread: in 1075 guns didnt exist, so how were you a lone gunman?

Edgar Erebus
07-09-2006, 09:28 AM
k thing i gotta say in response to the dude who made the thread: in 1075 guns didnt exist, so how were you a lone gunman?

LMFAO 10e100

*D :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :dead:

Kong
07-09-2006, 10:05 AM
k thing i gotta say in response to the dude who made the thread: in 1075 guns didnt exist, so how were you a lone gunman?

:thumbup:

Queen Of Poetry
07-09-2006, 10:19 AM
Diagnosis: I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Arktik approximately on 650.
Your profession was warrior, hunter, fisherman, executor of sacrifices. Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You were sane practical person, materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped weaker and poor. Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and to distribute these feelings to all people. Now you remember?

LOL...........I was a hunter, fisherman (yeah right)

INF
07-09-2006, 10:26 AM
Diagnosis: I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern South India approximately on 1375.
Your profession was trainer, holder of the fine animals, birds, insects. Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man. Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all life difficulties with joyful heart. You should help others, bringing them spirit of joy. Now you remember?

Queen Of Poetry
07-09-2006, 10:29 AM
Diagnosis: I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern South India approximately on 1375.
Your profession was trainer, holder of the fine animals, birds, insects. Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man. Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all life difficulties with joyful heart. You should help others, bringing them spirit of joy. Now you remember?


LOL.............u were a holder of fine animals, birds, insects.............

Queen Of Poetry
07-09-2006, 10:30 AM
Diagnosis: I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern West Russia approximately on 1025.
Your profession was handicraftsman, mechanic.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to that life to learn to care about weak and helpless. Now you remember?

WTF?? no i dont remember

Pretty much everyone was their same sex except u...............huh.............:*

INF
07-09-2006, 10:31 AM
That's cool, animals know shit that ppl don't. I'm DR. Doolittle bitches! lol
LOL.............u were a holder of fine animals, birds, insects.............