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Chief 'Broom
07-22-2006, 12:57 PM
in this mother fucker

VernakuLa
07-22-2006, 01:01 PM
No

UNCLE RUCKUS
07-22-2006, 01:37 PM
How did the cops know Jeffery Dahmer smoked?











all the butts they found under the couch

Chief 'Broom
07-22-2006, 01:58 PM
lol

RADIOACTIVE MAN
07-22-2006, 02:43 PM
haha

Gawd
07-22-2006, 03:29 PM
in this mother fucker




http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23035

I thought this was funny in a lame sort of way

PLO-Stylez
07-22-2006, 04:30 PM
u might have heard this one its a blonde joke

3 woman blonde brunette redhead stuck on an island
an old man who has been stuck ther for years says it is 8 miles to the shore
the brunette swims 3 miles cant keep going then drowns
the redhead goes 4 miles pushes another 1 but cant make it
the blonde goes half way gets tired then turns back

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another blonde joke
11 blondes walk into a bar and are celebrating screaming "21 days" "21 days"
the bar tender asks what is this about they say we put together a puzzle in record time it says 3-4 years on the side of the box

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A dwarf walks into a bar and he slips over a piece of shit on the floor, he walks off thinking nothing of it.
A few minutes later a huge man walks in a falls over the same piece of shit, the little dwarf shouts out
"I just did that!"
So the big man beats him up.

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Two men were finishing their work day and one said, "I hate to go home ! Every night I eat the same tasteless food, wash the dishes, walk the dog, and then go to bed alone." His co-worker asked, "Why don't you find a nice girl and get married?"




As the first man slammed his briefcase shut he replied, "I AM married!"

PLO-Stylez
07-22-2006, 04:33 PM
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?


****The PGA tour****

get it Tiger Woods

Kong
07-22-2006, 04:37 PM
haha good jokes plo stylez

the funky drunk
07-22-2006, 04:52 PM
an english man , an irish man , and a scottish man walk into a bar and the bar tender says

'so yo.. is this some kind of joke?'

ha ha

what do you call a man with a seagul on his head?

CLIFF

what do you call a woman in the middle of a tenis court?

ANETTE (A NET)

LMAO

PLO-Stylez
07-22-2006, 05:14 PM
an english man , an irish man , and a scottish man walk into a bar and the bar tender says

'so yo.. is this some kind of joke?'

ha ha

what do you call a man with a seagul on his head?

CLIFF

what do you call a woman in the middle of a tenis court?

ANETTE (A NET)

LMAO

I got an Irish joke ...
An Irishman walks out of the bar
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And another bar joke

A guy is sitting at a bar taking shots doesnt count how many and before he knows it he is so drunk he falls out of his seat. He cant get up so he thinks all i need is some fresh air so he crawls out. He still cant get up he is so drunk he cant barely see straight. But he manages to crawl to his home less than a block away. He wakes up in the morning an his wife says u left ur damn weel chair at the bar again.

crass
07-22-2006, 05:24 PM
^^^hahahahahaahah i love that irish joke. man, you are like a bank of Jokes. respect.

ERN-DAWGY
07-22-2006, 05:29 PM
have you heard about the guy with five dicks?
his pants fit him like a glove

JASPER
07-22-2006, 05:55 PM
Silvio: What the fuck are you doing?!

Tony: Sil, take it easy.

Silvio: I'm losing my balls over here! This fucking moron's playing hazel! Get the fuck out of here!

Matt Bevilaqua: I was just trying to sweep the cheese away--

Silvio: Why!? Why now!? (Matt says "I dunno, I was just --) Leave it there!

Matt: What?

Silvio: (to Tony) Where do you get these fuckin' idiots, huh!? Where do you get them!? He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying to get-- leave the fucking cheese there, alright!? I love fucking cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning! Alright? So, leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is! Here, here, here. *he dumps some cheese from the table on the floor* Go ahead! Have a good time!

Gawd
07-22-2006, 06:00 PM
its not funny if you copy and paste it...............

JASPER
07-22-2006, 06:03 PM
What the fucking are talking about. I typed that all out, so fucking laugh it up you cock.

Gawd
07-22-2006, 06:08 PM
What the fucking are talking about. I typed that all out, so fucking laugh it up you cock.

haha. no you didnt.

JASPER
07-22-2006, 06:09 PM
You want the hear a joke motherfuck?









5%

http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/d/b/dbefbd993cf85f44c8bab98c415e4df8.jpg

Hang

Gawd
07-22-2006, 06:13 PM
^ Yes!!!!11

JASPER
07-22-2006, 06:15 PM
http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/2/9/29686cc32a2799dc645f6bbca4e48a70.jpg

"I know everything better because my head is big"

Gawd
07-22-2006, 06:24 PM
http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/2/9/29686cc32a2799dc645f6bbca4e48a70.jpg

"I know everything better because my head is big"

In reallity that kids head is quite small. You could of least posted my picture if you wanted to use visual aids to attempt to make funnies. As you have such a hard time trying to be funny with only itty bitty words.

JASPER
07-22-2006, 06:38 PM
The big head comment wasn't aimed at you, but in retrospect, my subconscience probably made me say that, just don't know why I would post the picture with that.

PLO-Stylez
07-22-2006, 06:48 PM
These next 2 jokes are really racist but its all making fun of steriotypes...

What is a black mans fortune cookie?


corn bread w/ a food stamp in it


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how do u starve a black man ?


put his food stamps in his work boots


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Viagra joke.....

A viagra truck was jacked the police are lookin for hardend criminals
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marriage joke
a woman put an add in the paper saying Husband wanted the next day she got 100 calls saying u can have mine

Definition of marriage-a very expensive way to get laundry done and food on the table

That is about all the jkokes i can remember off hand

Gawd
07-22-2006, 06:53 PM
These next 2 jokes are really racist but its all making fun of steriotypes...

What is a black mans fortune cookie?


corn bread w/ a food stamp in it


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how do u starve a black man ?


put his food stamps in his work boots


Nice^

HipHophead101
07-22-2006, 07:01 PM
alright so this dad and his daughter are in the garden, they look at this plant and see two spiders stuck together, the daughter said... "daddy wat r those spiders and why are they stuck together?"... the dad said "they are daddy legs and they are mating" so the daughter said "o so its a mommy long legs and a daddy long legs??".. the dad said "no they are both daddy long legs" so the girl squishes them and says.."well we arent gonna have any of that crap in our garden" :)

Gawd
07-22-2006, 07:06 PM
alright so this dad and his daughter are in the garden, they look at this plant and see two spiders stuck together, the daughter said... "daddy wat r those spiders and why are they stuck together?"... the dad said "they are daddy legs and they are mating" so the daughter said "o so its a mommy long legs and a daddy long legs??".. the dad said "no they are both daddy long legs" so the girl squishes them and says.."well we arent gonna have any of that crap in our garden" :)


ahahahaha

Tha Double-P
07-22-2006, 08:17 PM
whats the difference between a black guy and a picnic table?





the picnic table can support a family.


Whats long and hard on a black guy?






Grade 3.

PLO-Stylez
07-22-2006, 08:59 PM
what is the most confusing day in harlem ?


fathers day

PLO-Stylez
07-22-2006, 09:10 PM
what does some1 say to a white guy carrying a TV ?

u dropped ur reciept

well u know what they say to a black dude carrying a TV

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What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city?
A Maryland championship.

What do you call a mob of white people in Detriot burning down the city?
A hockey victory.

What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
A lynching.