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Its Big Lu baby
07-23-2006, 03:16 AM
lmfao
i think my pops just caught me... im not sure he opend the door and i threw my shirt over it real quick and just watched the tv but i forgot to close the windo
lmao
emberassin

VernakuLa
07-23-2006, 03:44 AM
lol, thats why i lock my door dude, simple things, simple things....

tacle
07-23-2006, 03:49 AM
Nah man, i think it's more bad if your mum catches you, allow that.

PANDA PISS
07-23-2006, 04:16 AM
ive killed muthafuckers for less than that

venex
07-23-2006, 05:43 AM
^^lol

Sicka than aidZ
07-23-2006, 09:00 AM
this should be in the worlds shockiest threads(who the hell says shockiest?) thread g-money started

Kong
07-23-2006, 09:15 AM
haha, i posted a link to it in there a few minutes ago.

CHRONZ
07-23-2006, 10:15 AM
hahaha, just do it in the bath then,
there you wont be caught...
dunno if you get a adrenalin rush, when you do it, because there's a chance you might get caught..

peace

lmfao
i think my pops just caught me... im not sure he opend the door and i threw my shirt over it real quick and just watched the tv but i forgot to close the windo
lmao
emberassin

Chief 'Broom
07-23-2006, 10:27 AM
better keep a low profile today

Gawd
07-23-2006, 12:13 PM
If your dad asks tell him that the worlds tiniest woman was giving Lu the Head. Only that she doesnt want to be discovered by your pops so you threw a shirt over her.

Chief 'Broom
07-23-2006, 01:03 PM
Lu we're not gonna be able to help you on this one, you're on your own - just like when it comes to you having to empty your nutsac

ERN-DAWGY
07-23-2006, 01:17 PM
hahahah thats the funniest shit ever...

hectis
07-23-2006, 01:20 PM
Could Be Worse He Could Have Walked In And U Caught U And U Could Have Nutted On Him By Mistake Maybe Next Time U Should Lock The Door Lol

Kong
07-23-2006, 01:28 PM
I'm to paranoid to get caught.

ya need the whole house empty for the good jerk

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00178/Chris_Rock_178772m.jpg
(bigger and blacker)

RADIOACTIVE MAN
07-23-2006, 01:44 PM
lmao

Jeru
07-23-2006, 01:46 PM
What you need is the courage to step up to your parents and tell them : mom, dad, I'm a compulsive wanker and I love it.

JASPER
07-23-2006, 02:47 PM
Tell your parents you're gay and they won't ever bother you let alone enter your room.

venex
07-23-2006, 03:27 PM
^^^those 2 last answers were GREAT

respect !!! keep the hood alive...

deadlymelody
07-23-2006, 04:09 PM
Classic

Prolifical ENG
07-23-2006, 04:26 PM
Well, if I was a father and I caught my son pullin his goalie...WTF would I say? I would act like I never seen anything....probably what your pops is doing...pretending like he never caught you.

PLO-Stylez
07-23-2006, 04:39 PM
beat it like it owes u money and dont care what any1 else thinks

ufa
07-23-2006, 05:00 PM
lol, thats why i lock my door dude, simple things, simple things....
lmao

Edgar Erebus
07-23-2006, 05:14 PM
Well, if I was a father and I caught my son pullin his goalie...WTF would I say? I would act like I never seen anything....probably what your pops is doing...pretending like he never caught you.

He should sit by him and say:

"Son, it's time we talk about serious things. See you growing up, and you'll be every day more interested in seeking sexual relationship..."

PANDA PISS
07-23-2006, 05:27 PM
this thread should have a theme tune
i vote for 'hand on experience pt. 2' by the cats that did that song

i never got caught yet, and i done it plenty of times when my family was in the house, im always ready to hit stop on my dvd player

its bad when youre really hard and other fam is in the bathroom

deadlymelody
07-23-2006, 06:56 PM
^
REAL talk

Razorsharp
07-23-2006, 06:59 PM
has anyone seen the movie "Grandma's Boy" :lmao::lmao:

the main dude is beating off to an action figure chick, and he is at his friend's house... they are like 30 years old mind you, and then the momz of his friend walks in and he turns to her and accidently jizzes all over her... :clap:

Its Big Lu baby
07-23-2006, 09:20 PM
has anyone seen the movie "Grandma's Boy" :lmao::lmao:

the main dude is beating off to an action figure chick, and he is at his friend's house... they are like 30 years old mind you, and then the momz of his friend walks in and he turns to her and accidently jizzes all over her... :clap:
that movie is amazing

hectis
07-23-2006, 10:18 PM
has anyone seen the movie "Grandma's Boy" :lmao::lmao:

the main dude is beating off to an action figure chick, and he is at his friend's house... they are like 30 years old mind you, and then the momz of his friend walks in and he turns to her and accidently jizzes all over her... :clap:

HA HA HA HA YEAH WHEN I FIRST READ THIS THREAD THATS WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT

JASPER
07-24-2006, 01:40 AM
has anyone seen the movie "Grandma's Boy" :lmao::lmao:

the main dude is beating off to an action figure chick, and he is at his friend's house... they are like 30 years old mind you, and then the momz of his friend walks in and he turns to her and accidently jizzes all over her... :clap:That was the only funny part of that movie. I was in stitches anticipating the next funny scene. Before that happened the credits were rolling and I felt a strong aversion towards stoners. Fagmade.