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Sicka than aidZ
07-29-2006, 03:08 PM
all these honky's are down in front of my casino protesting against our new casino. my cousin told these 12 year olds this " u fuckin white faggots we were here first" dude got all pissed and said fuck u back and my cousin jumps out of the truck an onedogged the muthafucka an laid him out. im like " poor some beer on him dog" an he's like im about piss on him. well the guy was never knocked out and he got up alright so my cousin turned to him and kicked him in the nuts. lucky we did have knives. so he gets kicked i sit up out window an binked him the head with a open can of bush ice. anyways, the cops are looking for us. good thing we picked up more beer. they always get mad when i open it in the store. and im not allowed in the store so they always say "hey your not allowed in here" and i just say whatever, and grab beer , throw them money and tell em to donate the change" every time tho, its funny, ive done it so much.

tell a funny story thats happened to u recently. i dont give a fuck about every event of your life so dont post the shit.

slim t-no posting
morgan-no posting
general wise- u better say something funnay.

Koolish
07-29-2006, 03:21 PM
that fucking sucks, good old canadian health care up here is what it's about. it's expensive for the government but damn benefitial.

oh yeah, some guy prank phone called me so i tell him off, he calls again i say you wanna talk shit, come down here i'll beat the shit out of you. so he's all interested in fighting, he calls a few more times and we schedule a time and place. he was all on "no friends no weapons" but fuck it, i was gonna bring a knife (not to use, cause i didn't trust this motherfucker) and was gonna ask 1 or 2 people to come just incase i see the motherfucker with like 5 other people. so an hour before it's supposed to go down he calls and tells me he was busy that night, said he was serious, so we agreed same place same time tommorow. he calls to talk shit whatever, i didn't care. i got to the place half an hour early and waited there for another hour, the kid wasn't from the area so i wanted to give him a chance to find his way. i go home, the next day he calls, i told him i waited for an hour, he says "i bet you didn't", so i tell him don't call my house again and hung up. GAY, all of that shit wasn't worth going through for nothing, and the stupid shit he was saying sounded like it came out of a 12 year olds mouth. i realize now getting into a fight over some retard ass prank phone call isn't the smartest thing, but i wanted to beat the fuck out of someone i guess.

Unforgiven
07-29-2006, 03:21 PM
The cops on the Reserves up here enjoy beating the holy hell out of Natives. I have this friend whose an e-tard and thinks he's sane but he's really crazy. We'll fight just goofin' around and most of the time it gets a lil outta-hand and somebody usually ends up mad or hurt. He'll be like, nah nah I'm afraid of you, you can beat me up, etc in front of everybody, I guess he's trying to downplay himself in front of. So he hooked me up with some candy, and I blazed him some fat up salad (oil/weed spliffs and a blunt) sessions and I guess I said something and he got angry, so he pushed me and he went to swing but left himself so open it wasn't funny, but it ended with him on the ground rubbing his cheek...what made it even better was his girlfriend and like 30 other people were there so now everyone actually thinks I can beat him up. I'm still cool with him, I don't know how he is but he finna to understand, I don't like to fight but if somebody has a problem and wants to bring it to me like a man, I'm down. Now that I think about it Sicka, it was remanescent of that picture you posted with your layin' the dude out....

Sicka were you rep homie?

Sicka than aidZ
07-29-2006, 03:25 PM
like where do i live? i liv in the most boring place in the universe dog....fuck i woulda shanked that dumb prank call guyhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/jameztwo/death.gif

Sicka than aidZ
07-29-2006, 03:28 PM
The cops on the Reserves up here enjoy beating the holy hell out of Natives. I have this friend whose an e-tard and thinks he's sane but he's really crazy. We'll fight just goofin' around and most of the time it gets a lil outta-hand and somebody usually ends up mad or hurt. He'll be like, nah nah I'm afraid of you, you can beat me up, etc in front of everybody, I guess he's trying to downplay himself in front of. So he hooked me up with some candy, and I blazed him some fat up salad (oil/weed spliffs and a blunt) sessions and I guess I said something and he got angry, so he pushed me and he went to swing but left himself so open it wasn't funny, but it ended with him on the ground rubbing his cheek...what made it even better was his girlfriend and like 30 other people were there so now everyone actually thinks I can beat him up. I'm still cool with him, I don't know how he is but he finna to understand, I don't like to fight but if somebody has a problem and wants to bring it to me like a man, I'm down. Now that I think about it Sicka, it was remanescent of that picture you posted with your layin' the dude out....

Sicka were you rep homie?




e-tard thats insane? where do u live dog? sounds like someone i know

Unforgiven
07-29-2006, 03:31 PM
He thinks that he knows everything thats going on around him. Like we'll be sitting around and I'll look across at somebody else in the room and he'll be like, what the fuck? don't act that didn't mean anything, I know whats going on! I'm from the Greater Toronto Area, Sicka....

Sicka than aidZ
07-29-2006, 03:42 PM
Sounds Like Something Skale Would Say. Im Not From Toronto

Unforgiven
07-29-2006, 03:48 PM
You from the westcoast, I was suspecting British Columbia, Alberta or California...

Sicka than aidZ
08-11-2006, 09:44 PM
The cops on the Reserves up here enjoy beating the holy hell out of Natives. I have this friend whose an e-tard and thinks he's sane but he's really crazy. We'll fight just goofin' around and most of the time it gets a lil outta-hand and somebody usually ends up mad or hurt. He'll be like, nah nah I'm afraid of you, you can beat me up, etc in front of everybody, I guess he's trying to downplay himself in front of. So he hooked me up with some candy, and I blazed him some fat up salad (oil/weed spliffs and a blunt) sessions and I guess I said something and he got angry, so he pushed me and he went to swing but left himself so open it wasn't funny, but it ended with him on the ground rubbing his cheek...what made it even better was his girlfriend and like 30 other people were there so now everyone actually thinks I can beat him up. I'm still cool with him, I don't know how he is but he finna to understand, I don't like to fight but if somebody has a problem and wants to bring it to me like a man, I'm down. Now that I think about it Sicka, it was remanescent of that picture you posted with your layin' the dude out....

Sicka were you rep homie?


EVERY WHERE, IM A BOSS

JASPER
08-11-2006, 09:47 PM
I ordered a pizza cause it was sunday and I had nothing to eat in house. I called up this random pizza place and ordered a Margarita, you know the plain pizza. After 30 minutes, still didn't have my pizza, so I called and asked what the deal is. He should be on his way, they told me. So 50 minutes after I ordered the pizza, still nothing and I called again. Right in the middle of this call, the bell rings. The fucking pizza guy finaly got here. I pay him and go sit in front of the tv to watch the news, I open the pizza box and there was clearly spitten on my pizza. Like one of those flem blots, all slimy and shit. It was gross and I threw away my pizza.
Being super pissed and all, I start to think of how I could get back at this guy... So I ordered 6 of the same pizzas from the same place. After 15 minutes this time, the same guy rings my bell, I open my window and dropped a huge loog on his shoulder and flipped him off. The look on the guys face was all worth the wasted pizza.

Quicky typed, grammatically incorect, but fuck it

J-Cee
08-11-2006, 11:12 PM
hahaha,u should of done a piss on him.golden shower

Longbongcilvaringz
08-11-2006, 11:44 PM
I ordered a pizza cause it was sunday and I had nothing to eat in house. I called up this random pizza place and ordered a Margarita, you know the plain pizza. After 30 minutes, still didn't have my pizza, so I called and asked what the deal is. He should be on his way, they told me. So 50 minutes after I ordered the pizza, still nothing and I called again. Right in the middle of this call, the bell rings. The fucking pizza guy finaly got here. I pay him and go sit in front of the tv to watch the news, I open the pizza box and there was clearly spitten on my pizza. Like one of those flem blots, all slimy and shit. It was gross and I threw away my pizza.
Being super pissed and all, I start to think of how I could get back at this guy... So I ordered 6 of the same pizzas from the same place. After 15 minutes this time, the same guy rings my bell, I open my window and dropped a huge loog on his shoulder and flipped him off. The look on the guys face was all worth the wasted pizza.

Quicky typed, grammatically incorect, but fuck it


haha.

Da Problem Child
08-12-2006, 12:04 AM
I just got threw throwing eggs at moving cars!!

eVoL
08-12-2006, 02:13 AM
^ one of your kind threw an egg at my moms car which i was driving after we came home from Denny's at like 2am, luckily i was rolling with a few of my buddies with their cars, they cut him off, made him stop, and we made some of them get out

it was only fists tho..

i wanna let your faggit ass know punk kids like you are worthless, and i wouldnt hesitate for a second again, to punch your lights in

Sicka than aidZ
08-12-2006, 10:25 AM
What For Throwing Eggs? My Buddy Smashed A Pumkin Over Some Faggits Head An Got Stabbed With A Sword On Halloween Long Time Ago

Da Problem Child
08-12-2006, 10:31 AM
^ one of your kind threw an egg at my moms car which i was driving after we came home from Denny's at like 2am, luckily i was rolling with a few of my buddies with their cars, they cut him off, made him stop, and we made some of them get out

it was only fists tho..

i wanna let your faggit ass know punk kids like you are worthless, and i wouldnt hesitate for a second again, to punch your lights in

Being a net-gangster again.I doubt you can punch my lights out,and if i knew how ya mom car look i would piss in her gas tank and throw spoiled milk all over the top of her car

Unforgiven
08-12-2006, 10:36 AM
Last night I was walking through a parking lot with a few of my boys and there was a drug deal in process, so we ignored it and went and smoked our blunt at the park and on our way back, we walk past the dudes whip and nothing was said, untill we were about 50ft away when he called one of us a faggot. Being the fact that thing was full of big people doing drug deals, we figured it was best just to ignore cause I know I didn't wanna get shot at last night. So we're waiting at the corner to cross and they pull up beside us and don't say shit, as the light goes green, we walk, they drive, they huck an egg at me and my buddy screams CHRISTER STOP!, so I stop and the egg missed me, I flipped 'em the bird and told him to give up pitching. So they rip past us and down into a plaza and come back up, this time the guy sticks half his body out of the truck and hucks a 6 pack of pop at me, but I stand still so he can hit me this time and he still missed, so I screamed, next time stop the fucking truck, get out and throw it, I was expecting them to stop but I guess they had better things to do. But yeah, later that night, we're walking around and low-and-behold, what do we see, Mr. Drug Dealers truck, I made sure to slash all 4 fucking tires....taught that bitch ass a lesson in karma.

Earlier that day we also saw a crackhead get the shit kicked out of him by two cops while the other cop wrote down all the dudes ramblings, like there was a crowd too, the cops seemed to love the attention.

And a couple days ago, me and my buddy went to hook this dude up with some junk food, like 3:30 in the morning, nobody around...except a crackhead bitch, so we're talking to the dude cause we're cool with him and this bitch butts right in front of us and asks dude in the car if he has any rock, so he peeks around her and looks at us like, help me! We gave him the sorry look and walked away lol, when we got up the street we heard him chirp the tires around the corner, left a nice cloud of smoke.

Da Problem Child
08-12-2006, 10:51 AM
"I flipped 'em the bird and told him to give up pitching. "

roflmao

Great story

Dough Snatcher
08-12-2006, 11:02 AM
Damn man everybody else got crazy ass stories to drop. All i got is the fact that last night i pissed myself after killing the rest of my bro's bacardi. I've been washing the couch covers and my pants all morning...

Da Problem Child
08-12-2006, 11:02 AM
^^^^^roflmao

PANDA PISS
08-12-2006, 11:13 AM
Damn man everybody else got crazy ass stories to drop. All i got is the fact that last night i pissed myself after killing the rest of my bro's bacardi. I've been washing the couch covers and my pants all morning...

lol
i went to a club last night and threw up on the bouncer as i was leaving
dude was fuckin massive, like a potato with eyeballs or somethin
he was like "you must be kidding me, i cant believe it"
then his face got real angry and he picked me up and threw me against the wall
then the other bouncer came over and started punching me in the chest
the bald one is slappin me and everythin
then my man bacon comes over and smashed a bottle on the bouncers head
we just fuckin ran
but that wasnt really the fun part of the night

Unforgiven
08-12-2006, 11:16 AM
Damn man everybody else got crazy ass stories to drop. All i got is the fact that last night i pissed myself after killing the rest of my bro's bacardi. I've been washing the couch covers and my pants all morning...

haha that sucks man, the other night when I saw the crackhead, I left at midnight and came home at like 8:30am and my mom looked at me and was like, are you stoned or have you just been up all night? I figured she ment had I been sniffin' shit by have I been up all night, so I just told her I was stoned, because I was smokin' non-stop all night, but I was sniffin' all night too lol

Sicka than aidZ
08-12-2006, 11:21 AM
yo, one time when i was in yakima, these dudes were cookin with ammonia in the bathroom of the motel room, anyways, i didnt sleep for 3 days, i been thru all kinds of shit in those 3 days. I was in the fuckkin hood,. Anyways, im tryin to get outta the room an go home an my cousins were sleeping. For some fuckin retarded reason i decided to poor the ammonia down the bathtub. Those fumes fucked that room up so bad i swear u coulda lit a match in the parking lot an ignited that bitch. So im fuckin out of there, the girls are awake and fuckijn pissed off. I ditched em at some gas station. My bitchass cousin put 10 bucks in the tank and i tore off. It was fuckn hilarious, my cousin was all hurt, she's like "blahahahahahha u stupid nigga" nigga dis an nigga dat and this blackguys like Heeeeeyy, why u hatin. An she's like "fuckin u nigga ill beat yo ass nigga(she's a short ass indian) and he was like "aight, ill stay out of it" some gangsta cat in a nice car.. Yeah, i left her there.
I luv my cousin anita to death but she's a psycho, its sad

Unforgiven
08-12-2006, 11:25 AM
she's like "blahahahahahha u stupid nigga" nigga dis an nigga dat and this blackguys like Heeeeeyy, why u hatin. An she's like "fuckin u nigga ill beat yo ass nigga(she's a short ass indian) and he was like "aight, ill stay out of it"

LOL! I'll stay out of it....

Sicka than aidZ
08-12-2006, 11:32 AM
LOL! I'll stay out of it....

He looked like a hustla tol,







I was in canada a while back for a skate contest and we was on hastings in vancouver and these kids were fighting by the skate park. Well one kid was sitting on the ground and it was obvious he was gettin beat so the other apologizes and the loser said something to piss off the kid cuz that dude spit a loogie right in that kids mouth an fuckin decked him some more. I fuckin busted up laughin , holy fuck, none of my bro's seen it happen either. Fuck i was laughn about it half the day:ouch:

Sicka than aidZ
08-12-2006, 11:43 AM
fuck, the night before the slam city contest in vanbc i was drunk and i was stackin cans on the window sill makin a byramid. Well i got a pizza and everone was passed out cept me. Oh i luv gettin drunk. Anyways i knocked over the byramid and all these cats on the corner cuz we were on the corner like 4th floor up, they got pissed and started talkn shit. So i apologized but i had the pizza box open and i was drunk. the pizza slid out the box when i leaned out the window and fell on the sidewalk to.. I busted up laughing and these junkies and whoever were pissed. They started throwing rocks and i was shitfaced. The cops showed up cuz they broke the window. Looked like a little party spot on the corner, like 12 empty beer cans and a pizza on the sidewalk. My friends woke up. So before the cops came we went down there and they saw humans, not alien reject crack junkies an they knew we were gonna fuck em up. They all kinda scattered. Fuckin Canadians

Unforgiven
08-12-2006, 11:54 AM
Hey, we're not all like that. Vancouver just has bad drug areas if you find the right spot....

Sicka than aidZ
08-12-2006, 11:55 AM
Hey, we're not all like that. Vancouver just has bad drug areas if you find the right spot....

Yeah, we were at the fuckin spot. Is that where u live dude?

Unforgiven
08-12-2006, 12:28 PM
nah, I live around Toronto...

eVoL
08-12-2006, 12:32 PM
problem child
youre like 15 years-old.. stop actin like you would do anything

fuckin stupid kid

ERN-DAWGY
08-12-2006, 01:11 PM
last weekend I got all fucken hammered and stole a huge plate of turkey meat from a bunch of old people and they were chasing me takin pictures..

Dough Snatcher
08-19-2006, 11:09 PM
Ok so peep this shit.

Last night me and a couple of my peoples went out to the movies and saw talladaga nights. When that was over we snoke in and saw like the last few minutes of snakes on a plane. when we went in we sat next to a group of loaded high school hoes(they rank of the gang). But any way, a few minutes into the movie and we can hear um laughing and just straight trippin off the herb or whatever, so my boy leans over and like "Can ya'll hoes keep it down please?" They all look over at him and just bust out laughing. So a lil bit after that i see one lean over to the other and wisper something to her friend. I can clearly hear her loud ass wisper to her girl or whatever "Yo jason is about to be here in a few minutes so lets go out side and wait. But before we go i dare you to grab that nigga dick next to you."
The chick that got dared knoded her head and leaned back into the seat. She pulled her hair back and then reaches like she was going for her drink in the holder next to me. This bitch fakes like she was getting her drink and grabs my johnson (with tight grip). Im like "bitch wtf?" they all got up out the theatre and ran. Me and my niggas got up and ran after them and caught up with um in the hall way next to the bathroom. Now that we was in the light i could see they faces better...

Come to find out we all went to school with these hoes. She ended up recognizing me and gave me her number...Shit was crazy...

TeknicelStylez
08-20-2006, 01:00 AM
i just kicked the door off an immy bus

TeknicelStylez
08-20-2006, 01:11 AM
if you don't know what an immy bus than go jump off a tall building

VernakuLa
08-20-2006, 01:15 AM
I'm calling up some hoes from Killian, jus got that captain morgon

snapple
08-20-2006, 10:36 AM
a few nights ago i was at a houseparty upstate at my boy z1's crib. he has like a nice house with a backyard and all that so it was straight as hell. i get there and we're having a 2 blunt ciph for like 6 heads which kinda sucked but w/e, some kids were blowing all types of shit, dook next to me cooked it up right inside and was taking the biggest crack bong rips ive ever seen in my life. these kids were WILD...plenty of underage girls there...anyway im hitting what is now a roach and all of a sudden 5-0 pulls into the driveway and gets out of the car. so what do we do? well i throw my half full beer bottle at the pigs car and fucking BOOK through his backyard through other yards in some upstate nieghborhood that im unfamiliar with. i happen to randomly while i'm running find my boy in another pack of people running and tell him to break off with me and hide. so i stash all my shit and we lay in the woods for an hour i have to call this girl with a whip to come pick me up all the way from riverdale. when we were laying in the dirt cops kept rolling by with the 360 lights, we heard k9s and shit....it was a good night gone bad real quick. upstate parties are crazy

Sicka than aidZ
08-20-2006, 10:48 AM
anyway im hitting what is now a roach and all of a sudden 5-0 pulls into the driveway and gets out of the car. so what do we do? well i throw my half full beer bottle at the pigs car and fucking BOOK through his backyard through other yards in some upstate nieghborhood that im unfamiliar with.


Yeah snapple's a G

SurreaL
08-20-2006, 03:48 PM
Havnt posted in abit, but here we go..

Im working the night-shift lastnight, 2am rolls around, only one at the store, bunch of people come by, we're shooting the shit cause I guess their was a wedding party next door and shit, so theirs about 8 cats and a couple girls in the store, so these 2 drunk bitchs from Detroit come in, and ask me where they can get some poker cards (just plain playing cards) and i'm like I have some, but they roll $3.50 a deck, and their like " whaaaaz, whaaaaz...... that's fuckin crazy " (for like 3 mins) and im like yeah, so at this point im like " hurry up and buy or get the fuck out the store bitchs! " so their like " if we show you our tits, will you give us the cards for free? " so I'm down for tits right?, but I wanna make some cash out of this transaction too, right?, cause their dumb as fuck and I know they'll go for any deal I dish out, so I'm like " what you got for Canadian cash? " (The borders only 5 mins away) and their like " We only have two dollars " so I look and there are two Toonies in the stack (now for those that don't know our fucked up currency, Loonie = 1$, Toonie = 2$)
so at this point im like, alright they do have enough, so maybe I can get tittys and a sale, so it went like this.... " you show me..... and everyone in the store your tits........ I'll give you them for those two " Loonies " , so they agree, they both do their thing, so a fucking GGW riot starts up, good laughs and shit, right?........ a fucking rookie walks in (5-0) and he's like " What's going on tonight people? " and this Latin dude (Looks like Scarface from half baked) was like " Titties man " and the cops like " Titties? " and I swear to fucking god the girls just popped right infront of him, shirt half up and yelled " Titties " I was like " oh shit, someones going to jail " he just looked at them and just shook his head and was like " just take it easy tonight.. " grabbed a pack of darts, and took off, so They pay me the two toonies and left so happy like their tits were cash and they got a deal out of it.... Funny thing was they gave me two toonies (= $4), made an ass out of theselves, showed some titties, AND over paid me, ;D :fucku: , plus it's on security cam for all the day guys to fucking laugh at, The lesson here.... when you come to Canada... Get your money right bitchs. Shitty story compared to Sicka and all his funny shit but I've been working 48 hours a week for 3 weeks stright now, Cut me a break, peace, back to sleep..

Sicka than aidZ
08-20-2006, 03:59 PM
Thats The Best One, Yo Canada's Sweet. Where U At Surreal?