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Wu-tang Fan
08-01-2006, 05:53 PM
^^^

JASPER
08-01-2006, 05:58 PM
Door locked and porn on

Quartense
08-01-2006, 06:05 PM
Microwave a bagel and have sex with it. Butters in the fridge.

Razorsharp
08-01-2006, 06:07 PM
:lmao:^^

ShaDynasty
08-01-2006, 06:39 PM
with your hand

Wu-tang Fan
08-01-2006, 06:49 PM
Dual hand performance.

GENERAL WISE
08-01-2006, 06:50 PM
with your wifey...?

IrOnMaN
08-01-2006, 06:55 PM
Materials required:

1.) Lotion
2.) Pictures of women with thick titays and ass (the face doesn't matter)
3.) Damp cloth


^^^Enjoy!!!!

Bloo
08-02-2006, 12:40 AM
A frigid woman.

Hell, might as well classify it as masturbation. She ain't gettin off on it.

Wu-tang Fan
08-02-2006, 05:40 AM
Damn this hasn't been deleted yet =D

supremecharma
08-02-2006, 06:06 AM
into a watermelon :cheerlie:

Edgar Erebus
08-02-2006, 07:26 AM
^^This is fucked up shit. Dammit. I hate watermelons even to eat, not to even think bout wankin into em.

JASPER
08-02-2006, 07:35 AM
Maybe they taste better afterwards.......... ..I haven't tried it

supremecharma
08-02-2006, 07:37 AM
lol!!! sorry boys its on a stand up comedy show and this thread made me remember....

na diel
08-02-2006, 08:14 AM
with a gun

BLACKNEFERTITI07
08-02-2006, 08:17 AM
READ A REALLY SEXY NOVEL OR WATCH A REALLY HOT PORNO

CherChezLaMarauder
08-02-2006, 08:38 AM
don't do it at all. makes your next sexual encounter more exhilarating

JASPER
08-02-2006, 08:44 AM
Blue balls is not my cup of tea, jack off only minutes before porking girls, you're gonna last longer. That's what I do when visiting hookers, sometimes even 6 to 7 times in a row. Making sure I get what I'm paying for, you don't want to prejaculate right after handing over the money...

CherChezLaMarauder
08-02-2006, 08:45 AM
i rather prejaculate with the eyes rolling the back of my head than fucking for 3 hours like i'm getting paid by the hour and not nutting.

JASPER
08-02-2006, 08:48 AM
Are you not so subliminally saying you're a hooker?

CherChezLaMarauder
08-02-2006, 08:50 AM
I'm a professional. This is a business.

JASPER
08-02-2006, 09:03 AM
Good thing when you can make your hobby into a bussiness... hey, do you do group discount?

CherChezLaMarauder
08-02-2006, 09:22 AM
Group, senior citizen & military discounts.

JASPER
08-02-2006, 09:29 AM
Senior discount hahahaha...We might have to dy our pubic hairs grey and wear green barets and camo pants for some free fucking...

CherChezLaMarauder
08-02-2006, 09:33 AM
i have anti retrovirus seaman, so if you're suffering from glaucoma i can nut in your eye. if you suffer from cancer or aids i can nut in your ear. I'm Super-Ho

JASPER
08-02-2006, 09:41 AM
I think I'll rather try to live with the inconviences of pancreatic cancer and HIV than to live my life healthy with the moral conscience of having been bukkakeed by a 'super ho'

Edgar Erebus
08-02-2006, 09:44 AM
Marauder's posts always remind me of Dr. Mengele. Same morbid, horridly parasexual style reminding of urology department.9:|6

Strange Fruit
08-02-2006, 09:50 AM
i have anti retrovirus seaman, so if you're suffering from glaucoma i can nut in your eye. if you suffer from cancer or aids i can nut in your ear. I'm Super-Ho
LMMFAO!!!

shiiiiit,,,

ya'll are insane.

BLACKNEFERTITI07
08-02-2006, 09:53 AM
LMMFAO!!!

shiiiiit,,,

ya'll are insane.


now do u see why these 2 are wack jobs??? this is why unnecesarry comments like the ones in here. i kept my reply short, simple and sweet, not go overboard wit some lame ass shit th at has nothing to do with the topic.

that's also the kind of stuff that also gets the firwworks blasting off from me and others, if not others me.

crass
08-02-2006, 09:54 AM
i have anti retrovirus seaman, so if you're suffering from glaucoma i can nut in your eye. if you suffer from cancer or aids i can nut in your ear. I'm Super-Ho


hahahahahahaha

IrOnMaN
08-02-2006, 10:22 AM
Blue balls is not my cup of tea, jack off only minutes before porking girls, you're gonna last longer. That's what I do when visiting hookers, sometimes even 6 to 7 times in a row. Making sure I get what I'm paying for, you don't want to prejaculate right after handing over the money...

If the bitch doesn't get your nut, beat her!:cool:

tekunique
08-02-2006, 10:29 AM
http://blog.3bulls.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/onion_rings11.1.jpg

100pr00f
08-02-2006, 10:51 AM
i like to sit on my front porch and masterbait with a nice warm lubed up pocket pussy
and wave to the passing cars with my other hand as they pass

Queen Of Poetry
08-02-2006, 12:29 PM
A fat dildo works.............

100pr00f
08-02-2006, 12:30 PM
haha

jonny
08-02-2006, 02:19 PM
this is what makes this site waaaaaaaaaaack ass fuck.

Kong
08-02-2006, 03:59 PM
i like to sit on my front porch and masterbait with a nice warm lubed up pocket pussy
and wave to the passing cars with my other hand as they pass


A fat dildo works.............


lol

Unforgiven
08-02-2006, 04:43 PM
now do u see why these 2 are wack jobs??? this is why unnecesarry comments like the ones in here. i kept my reply short, simple and sweet, not go overboard wit some lame ass shit th at has nothing to do with the topic.

that's also the kind of stuff that also gets the firwworks blasting off from me and others, if not others me.

Bitch, why haven't you died yet?

Edgar Erebus
08-02-2006, 04:44 PM
Bitch, why haven't you died yet?

Sssssh, show some respect to a fucking lug:slutty:

Unforgiven
08-02-2006, 04:47 PM
....say what?

Edgar Erebus
08-02-2006, 04:50 PM
LUG = Lesbian Until Graduation


(...after that needing dick again)

BLACKNEFERTITI07
08-02-2006, 04:51 PM
LUG = Lesbian Until Graduation


(...after that needing dick again)


:fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A LESBIAN??? YOU MUST BE TALKING ABOUT YO MAMA BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edgar Erebus
08-02-2006, 04:52 PM
:fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A LESBIAN??? YOU MUST BE TALKING ABOUT YO MAMA BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::diarrhea::

:*

Unforgiven
08-02-2006, 04:53 PM
Bitch please, yo momma is so grade four and your what, 25? Grow the fuck up

CashRules
08-02-2006, 05:05 PM
Whilst Listening to 36 Chambers (gets you off real quick, never lasted further than Clan In Da Front, i think its that line "Pass the bone, kid pass the bone
Let's get on this mission like Indiana Jones" that does it!!) lol!

Kong
08-02-2006, 05:16 PM
^haha.

Hidden Chamber
08-02-2006, 06:05 PM
Go 2 dis thread n handle ya business :point: http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23317

HipHophead101
08-02-2006, 07:09 PM
Bitch, why haven't you died yet?

cooo sign;D

hectis
08-02-2006, 08:45 PM
With Ur Hand And SOME type Of Hand/body Cream http://www.boardwebhost.com/forums/images/smiles/ky.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:emoticon(':ky:'))

tekunique
08-02-2006, 09:02 PM
on da real, havin a chic do it for you.

snapple
08-02-2006, 10:34 PM
with liquid LSD as lube

Hidden Chamber
08-02-2006, 11:19 PM
on da real, havin a chic do it for you.

Word it feels alot betta wit a woman's touch

supremecharma
08-03-2006, 12:34 AM
A fat dildo works.............


:9~

Oztradamus
08-03-2006, 01:10 AM
When nobody is home.. The Nobody is Home jerk is the best (NO HOMO)

Unforgiven
08-03-2006, 01:14 AM
ofcourse, no worries about somebody walkin' in ya room....or you can go in another room...then theres the shower!

Unforgiven
08-03-2006, 01:18 AM
nigga you got problems....lol

snapple
08-03-2006, 02:23 PM
english whyd u drop your location from your avatar thing???????????

[/jadaadlyb]AHHHHHHEEEEEEEE[\]

Unforgiven
08-03-2006, 04:38 PM
No reason in particular. If you don't mind answering a question of mine, why you stalking me? lol

IronSheik
08-03-2006, 05:03 PM
Go 2 dis thread n handle ya business :point: http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23317

fuk all that......this is all u gonna need:

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BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-03-2006, 05:15 PM
http://discharges.org/h/1106/

tha god concept
08-03-2006, 05:19 PM
ohh shit!!!

JASPER
08-03-2006, 05:22 PM
http://www.bdsmcircle.net/mistresscatharineschoices/3.jpg
http://www.bdsmcircle.net/mistresscatharineschoices/5.jpg

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
08-03-2006, 05:34 PM
http://discharges.org/h/1106/

holy shit lmfao lmfao

stak84
08-03-2006, 05:36 PM
hahahahahhahahhah i had my volume turned all the way
up when i clicked on that shit, scarred the crap out of me

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-03-2006, 05:43 PM
That site has some funny shite

Oztradamus
08-03-2006, 11:34 PM
You're wrong for that one Ben

SMH