View Full Version : Team America (America, FUCK YEH!!!)

07-07-2005, 07:49 PM
this is a classic already imo.... there is soo much innit.. all the songs are dope. the speechs are fucking hilarious.. lol about dicks fucking pussies , dicks fucking assholes and assholes shitting alover everything.. ahaha, if anyones watched it they'd know what i mean...


07-07-2005, 08:03 PM
haha yeah thats a funny movie

"america fuck yeah! back again to save the motherfucking day, yeah!"

dirkadirkstan lol

Ill Jolson
07-07-2005, 08:30 PM
"they're heading down the Baka Laka Daka Street!"

fuckin awsome movie!

07-08-2005, 12:43 AM
"We need a Montage!"

07-08-2005, 06:00 AM
^hahahaha... yeh all them quotes are funny as fuck.... 'Like Rocky, We need a montage!'

and the signal gary had to give to team america if things went wrong.. hahaha

what about the gun fights with all the celebs... lol, and helen hunt 'I've done action movies before bitch..' lol

07-08-2005, 10:02 AM
ahahahah, i jus remebered the bit when Gary was being sick.. ahahahahaha, fucking classic.

and the cock sucking thing with his boss.. ahahahaha

07-08-2005, 10:48 AM
i havnt seen it yet....i know i know...throw tomatoes at me
ima rent it tomorrow though, no doubt bout that


07-08-2005, 10:48 AM

'matt dammen'

and when they talk about his acting hahaha

07-08-2005, 11:11 AM
^hahahaha yeh

what about the signal that Gary has to give them... ahahahahahahahahahahah

that shit is amazing!

Nexodus the Nth Entity
07-08-2005, 12:16 PM
montage song was hilarious....

07-09-2005, 07:15 AM
Lmao yea that movie is mad nice

07-09-2005, 02:02 PM
damn bought this on DVD the other day, i fuckin love it, its great

08-01-2005, 07:23 PM
This movie is the best shit i've seen in a while

My personal favorite exchange, i dont remember the words exactly:

"I'm not going to fuck you mouth Gary, get in the car"
"Now suck my cock"

Killer Falcon
08-02-2005, 05:35 PM
haha yeah this is a funny film, a lot of quotable lines in there


08-06-2005, 04:48 PM
yeah funny movie...lol....[F.A.G] Matt Dammen

08-08-2005, 02:21 AM
that movie is def gonna be one of the funniest things to come out for a while

08-08-2005, 10:09 AM

i got it on dvd now its that good!

i could watch it on repeat, lol... well metaphorically.

Soul Controller
08-08-2005, 01:15 PM
best thing is.. well how true to live it is..

bllow up the A-rab.. but sir the eiffal tower.. dont worry.
we american


flag waving patriots would be so happy about this movie l./

Prince Rai
08-08-2005, 02:31 PM
lol at when they started talkin "arabic"... "blah blah.. taliban... muhammadd ali"

tiger style
08-08-2005, 11:56 PM
i sense my plane is going down

08-09-2005, 07:32 AM
lol at when they started talkin "arabic"... "blah blah.. taliban... muhammadd ali"
^lol, yeh and they likealways sayin G'Had...

lol, when he acts to infiltrate the terrorist group, he's talkin about the infidels... hes like if you dont believe me, you may aswell put a g'had on my ass too.. LOL!

you had to be there....

08-09-2005, 07:41 AM
its a cool movie, but i think its too bush friendly! they dont say ANYTHING about bush in the film! but its still great!

08-12-2005, 01:47 PM
maybe cus they didnt want to cause TOO much contreversy... they were fully takin the piss out of terrorists... which could provoke terrorist attacks, they dont wanna piss off bush too, they'll be 'Nuke Wars' because of it.. LOL!

08-17-2005, 06:46 AM
This film was dope shit I was laughing all the way.

09-01-2005, 05:20 PM

I was 15 seconds away of starting my own thread about this classic. I bought couple of moons ago. Kim Jong Il is my man on that piece, every scene with him is off the meat rack.

As for it begin Bush friendly, well the whole team america was a whole take on american "diplomacy". am gonna give one hint, "bad, bad I.N.T.E.L.E.G.E.N.C.E." Get it? Am anti-bush as a muthafucka, but its refreshing to see that they got both sides, left and right. And if they went all screaming "fuck bush" they bitch would have never gotten released. Damn yankees!

Remember, Freedom is buck or five


09-13-2005, 09:03 PM
Yo the sex scene was bananas. "I promise, I'll never die"

09-13-2005, 10:07 PM

and the sick scene. CLASSIC!

the whole film is CLASSIC!

09-13-2005, 11:32 PM
supposedly the unedited sex scene was like 8 minutes long and isn't even in the dvd. search for it on limewire or something, if puppet porn floats your boat

09-13-2005, 11:35 PM
If you get the unrated, its all on there. Puppets pissing and takin shits on each other.

09-14-2005, 01:52 AM
i didnt wanna see this cause it looked very immature and shit like that makes others view americans like that...

09-14-2005, 08:30 AM
this film was funny as fuck, the vomiting scene left me and my friends on d floor

if you dont like south park dont watch it

09-14-2005, 08:58 AM
Comic Genius!

09-14-2005, 09:30 AM
oi, this movie was freakin' awesome, I liked the hand to hand combat scene right in the beginning... that's classic shit! omg too funny... german schieser porn!! lol oh man I luv it... (check out their other films, Orgazmo, Baseketball {actually a David Zimmerman flick}, Cannibal the Musical, and of course Southpark... these guys are hilarious)

09-14-2005, 05:32 PM
no i mean the uncensored sex scene isn't on the dvd. it's so explicit, you'd go to hell for even thinking of some of the stuff they did!