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WARPATH
08-04-2006, 09:21 PM
So............

I'm going to the Wu on the 9th in Denver. My cousin Tribe has the hook up on some back stage passes assuming everything runs smoothly, and my cousin doesn't bullshit me.

My question is....

What the fuck do you say to some big headed super star mother fuckers....assuming I even get to meet one of the wu?

I'm thinking they don't even want to be bothered by fans, and if that's the case these mother fuckers should be thinking about how they're gonna thank me when they see me.

$200 dollar wu-tang jacket

$50 dollar video game

$200 dollar in wu-deville shoes

$400 dollars in wu wear over the years

$200 dollars in Wu cd's and affiliates....maybe I spent even more.

$70 dollars for Concert tickets

The look on Inspectah Deck's face when I tell him he's got the weakest solo albums of the wu......................PRICELESS

CherChezLaMarauder
08-04-2006, 09:32 PM
I'm hitting up a Wu concert on the 25th of this month but no backstage passes. just dont get on some wayne and garth shit bowing down to them saying you're not worthy. just be you

WARPATH
08-10-2006, 03:07 AM
So.......I didn't get back stage but..............

Method Man gave me the pound.

Raekwon aknoledged me whilin out in the crowd.

Street Life signed my wally's.

Rza wasn't there.......niether was ODB obiviousley.

WARPATH
08-10-2006, 03:09 AM
Oh yeah...Tribe got into a fight, that shit was crazy.

eVoL
08-10-2006, 03:11 AM
The look on Inspectah Deck's face when I tell him he's got the weakest solo albums of the wu......................PRICELESS
hahahah i wouldve PAID to see that


reminds me when a couple years ago at HIN (national car show for imports) Jin was "rapping" infront of a large crowd, when the beats stopped my squad n i talked the most shit we could, the look on his face was priceless too

MsRzaRecTaH
08-10-2006, 10:24 AM
Yo Rza Aint Touring With Them Right?!!

Razorsharp
08-10-2006, 10:43 AM
RZA = working on movie bids... from what i heard

Kong
08-10-2006, 10:47 AM
What happened with your backstage pass?

WARPATH
08-10-2006, 10:25 PM
What happened with your backstage pass?

Actually.......my back stage pass was a friend of T-ribes that worked for the fillmore auditorium. He could of got us in to see the sound check and to get shit signed but............

Ice Cube was there a week before and mother fuckers were whilin out, so security was beefed up for the next Hip-Hop show so.....we couldn't get in. Fucking Ice Cube.

Yeah Rza wasn't there, there were 7 of the original memeber. GZA, Inspectah Deck, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface, U-God, Masta Killa.
Also there was Street Life, and Allah Mathmatics. There were some kids rappin with them too, but I don't know who they were.

maestro wooz
08-10-2006, 11:17 PM
it was probaly gza and masta killa's sons, theyve got two songs on their dads albums now

Sicka than aidZ
08-10-2006, 11:22 PM
yeah their seeds are growing up quik

WARPATH
08-11-2006, 02:18 PM
About half way through the concert the wu pulled up about 40 ho's onto the stage and made them shake there ass for the fellas. Then from those 40 I think they made their selection of who they wanted.

Ghost Face tried to pull my girl, but didn't know the War Chief has to much fucking game.

It was the dopest concert I've ever been too........and i'm not just saying that because i'm a Wu fan either.

$inista
08-11-2006, 02:23 PM
anybody hitting up Webster Hall 17 or 18.........NYC

Jesus Christ
08-11-2006, 02:36 PM
About half way through the concert the wu pulled up about 40 ho's onto the stage and made them shake there ass for the fellas. Then from those 40 I think they made their selection of who they wanted.

Ghost Face tried to pull my girl, but didn't know the War Chief has to much fucking game.

It was the dopest concert I've ever been too........and i'm not just saying that because i'm a Wu fan either.

Yeah right, homey was probably holding on to his girl tight so she wouldn't leave him, she was probably saying let go, let go, while crowd control was yanking her onstage.

Then he probably waited outside the tour bus while they let his women service street life or mathmatics-----not even one of the origninal members. :picture: *;

Kong
08-11-2006, 02:41 PM
Actually.......my back stage pass was a friend of T-ribes that worked for the fillmore auditorium. He could of got us in to see the sound check and to get shit signed but............

Ice Cube was there a week before and mother fuckers were whilin out, so security was beefed up for the next Hip-Hop show so.....we couldn't get in. Fucking Ice Cube.

Yeah Rza wasn't there, there were 7 of the original memeber. GZA, Inspectah Deck, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface, U-God, Masta Killa.
Also there was Street Life, and Allah Mathmatics. There were some kids rappin with them too, but I don't know who they were.

them young gods are ill.

JASPER
08-11-2006, 02:45 PM
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this thread has nothing in it!





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cept Corpse-London World Tour Part 2 nigga...

chea! :boxing:


now, where did we leave off in PART 1 (http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=4974&hl=)? oh yeah, it was the end of day 2, i had met wiz-dom, we had had lots of mansex, seen the first of our 2 wu shows, got blanked by victrial, and decided that london fucking sucked...

now i dont know how clear i was in part 1, but london is a fucking shithole and we hate it...in fact we dont just hate it, me and wiz despise the damn fucking place...so to show you what london is really like, here is an artists impression...

http://www.thecorpse.com/london/Copy%20of%20LONDONPIC.jpg


not at all pretty....well in part 1, i had no photos developed, so it was all text and i was hoping to get lots of great photos to show you now...but honestly, only about 7 or 8 turned out any good, so i might have to improvise...and god help us, cos this story needs all the help it can get, because believe me now, you will be dissapointed with the ending and i am very very sorry ahead of time..please dont leave the corpse :-(...

so on that positive note..lets continue with part 2!!!

....so wiz dom...

http://www.thecorpse.com/london/wizpink.jpg
(yes thats the world famous pink bandana)

and benno

http://www.thecorpse.com/london/Copy%20of%20matsuda_rikishi.jpg

...(what, i TOLD you i was going to improvise) were rudely awaked at the abbey hotel..

http://thecorpse.com/london/Copy%20of%20abbyhotel.jpg



lol, (what a shithole) at 9 am, by the fucking spic cleaner lady...9 fuckin am in the morning, this cleaner just lets herself into our room and is surprised that we'ere there....we then ask her if she can leave and maybe come back later, which she doesnt seem to understand (another running theme, nobody in london THE CAPITAL OF ENGLAND can actually speak ENGLISH) ..but after seeing the pissed off looks on our half asleep faces..she finally gets the point and fucking leaves...

so we get up seeing as we're awake, and leave our room and head out for breakfast.....but seeing as this is london and it SUCKS, every damn place where u can possibly get food seems to be either a macdonalds, a burger king or some other fast food crap....which i usually like, but u cant eat hamburgers for all 6 meals of the day, u need some variation for christ sakes!!....so we end up at some place that does "traditional" english breakfasts, where i think wiz got one and i got sauage and chips or soemthing silly like that because i was too pussy to ask for breakfast without eggs...we then paid the dirty greek chef and headed out....and got a call from a certain corpse poster by the name of afro...

we arranged to meet up somehwere in the middle of london for drinks, and for afro to beat the shit out of wiz-dom (they have outstanding corpse-beef, dont ask) and so we headed off through the hell-death that is the london public transport system and go to some pub that afro knows and wait for him there...

now at this point, we start to worry...i mean afro had pulled us into the middle of london, nowhere near our hotel, where we didnt know anyone and to a pub that only he knew in a place that he knew best...so as white people do, we started to get nervous..where was afro? was he assembling a group of other black ruffians to beat the shit out of us for racism on the corpse? was he really not as good a sport about all those slavery jokes i like to make?...had he came for revenge against wiz dom for their old corpse-beef?......

well the answer to that question was...yeah he had :-(

afro shows up, and i point him out, and the first thing wiz says is "hes fucking huge"...which is true, he has a large cock, but hes also a big guy as u'll of seen from the photo of me and him that was once on the corpse frontpage.....now i'm skinny as fuck, but i'm really not short, i'm pretty tall, but next to afro i'm a fucking dwarf....he was bigger than me and wiz put together...so we were even more scared white boys at this point...

we shout him over and say hello nervously.....afro says nothing, gives us an evil look and well...

proceeded to beat the shit out of us....

http://www.thecorpse.com/london/Copy%20of%20afrowiz2.jpg


http://www.thecorpse.com/london/Copy%20of%20bennoafro.jpg


:-( i must point out that in wiz dom's version of this story we come back and hit a 3d though a table on him...

http://myweb.kingnet.com.tw/kenshamrock/img/bubba25.jpg

and thus win the fight, but i dont think any of you are going to believe us at this point...

but anyway, after the beating, things settle down, we have a couple of drinks, and then afro decides to invite some "hot chicks" down....now thats in quotations for a reason....afro is a good dude, i like him alot, but seriously...afro.....from this, i seriously think you have some fucking poor poor taste in women....

for evidence's sake......you might wanna close ur eyes for this one...especially reggie noble, lil trigga, oelfam, i dont think you guys are old enough to see this...

afros idea of hot chicks...

http://www.thecorpse.com/london/Copy%20of%20hotchicks.jpg

yeah....

.......i'm actually kidding, there was a couple of nicer chicks there, especially a foreigner one with big boobies (who he better of nailed by now)....

...we then asked him to get damaja so we could make some chinese jokes and stuff, but unfortunately, damaja was not around, he was hiding in leeds or soemthing,..which is good because i can now still be convinced hes a chink as i have no proof otherwise...

http://beifan.com/017child/17chngbotlboy.jpg

after a little while we head off back into hammersmith, whcih is where the wu show is..we tried to convince afro to come but he wasnt really intrested so we went without any black protection...

the queue took a little while longer this time and we also saw some fag with this tshirt

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/binary-people.jpg

who we badly wanted to punch in the face cos he was a geek...yes , me and wiz, the internet white boys on a dot-com daytrip, wanted to punch someone in the face for being a geek, shutup...

they finally let us in the show, and wu were dope again..the crowd was way rowdier this time and i dont have many pics (hell theres a million threads on wutangcorp with them) but some way through it i lost wiz (i was trying to push to the front but failed because black people are bigger than me)..but here are a couple of pics...


heres gza...

http://www.thecorpse.com/london/Untitled-TrueColor-14.jpg

what the fuck is the man wearing...i swear the wu live in a fashion vortex...all black people dress the same, its not THAT hard to find decent clothing..guess theyre all poor now or soemthing....

oh and this is wu onstage...

http://thecorpse.com/london/staggeeee.jpg

...you cant see anybody cos theyre black and are therefore invisible in the dark...

the show went on way longer that it was supposed to and ended abruptly with some fag in a gay dipset pink shirt running on stage and dragging everybody off, i think it was power or soembody, but he just ran onstage and grabbed a mic and screamed "its over, everybody go home NOW!"...and then got all bottles and shit thrown at him at which point he started trying to start fights with people in the crowd....would of loved to see him get knocked the fuck out....rza had to be dragged off stage and cappa got his mic cut and taken from him and we were all told to go home...

but it wasnt over...

we looked at the stage and GUESS who was there standing right in front of us......

yup...

http://www.thecorpse.com/london/Copy%20of%20ringz.jpg

it's ringz....

this was it...my chance..after our feud online and all the shit that came from that, this was finally it..benno and ringz, face to face...

...we tried to get his attention by shouting abuse at him.....

"ringz"......."thecorpse!"....."chea!"......."never again!"......."yo remedy whats up!"



.....but we just couldnt seem to get his attention at all unfortunately....



but then we did.


ringz finally realised the muslim slurs were directed at him, and we asked him to come over to us....but ringz pussied out...in his homo american accent he said that he was "busy waiting for his girlfriend"...and would come over in a minute....

now i dunno...from where i was standing, there was not 1 damn woman in the place...and i'm not trying to insinuate anything, but really.....there were only fucking dudes left in the place...so ringz is either a lier and hates his fans, hes either a homosexual...or the most likely theory...hes probably scared of me.

yeah i think its the homosexual one too....

so, pissed off we hadnt got to speak to ringz, security again kept trying to throw us out, and we got ready to leave rejected thinking we'd never get ringz attention again...



but we did......

i saw him coming..he was walking in our direction, there was nobody else around, this was it, this was my chnace to be a legend and win the war with cilvaringz...this was it....

rthere he was, ringz, walking towards us....

...he came over to the edge of the stage where we were....lifted his hand up....




....and threw a towel.



let me repeat that...






HE THREW TOWELS AT US.







CILVARINGZ THREW TOWELS AT US.


...apparently, he had mistaken us for some other homo wu fans who had asked ringz to get them a souvenier from the stage, and he had got them towels....towels that werent even used by the wutangclan, they were just backup towels reserved for raekwon because hes fat...and ringz mistook us for those homo wu fans..and threw us the fucking towels....


i've never been so dissed in my life.....

:image:

we got fucking owned by ringz....

http://www.thecorpse.com/london/Copy%20of%20ringzowns.jpg

i'm sorry, i'm so very very sorry..

http://www.thecorpse.com/london/Copy%20of%20towelpocrates.jpg

:-(

...so our london trip was over ...we headed back to the hotel but then decided to go for a drink instead.....now bare in mind this was at 11pm on a thursday night.....in liverpool, everywhere would still be open...


but here in london, land of gay, fucking nothing was open so we went back to the hotel, slept and then headed back home in the morning....

home from fucking london, the shittiest most shitty place in the world, which will now be known as not only that but the place where cilvaringz sonned wiz dom and benno......


the place ringz won the war.


and that, is your corpse world tour story, leg 3, london...

http://thecorpse.com/london/Copy%20of%20bennoandwiz.jpg

chea niggaz. :chea:




next stop oelfam?

I never been to a concert.