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ERN-DAWGY
08-06-2006, 01:33 AM
check this out yo..i live inthis small town and there was a party at my towns park today for some gay shit...so I got drunk as hell n hitup this party...so I ended up stealing this tray of turkey meat from the party and ran back to this other party I was at cuz my boyz were hungry......so I ran and got caught by some motha fucka that took a picture of my with the shit in my hand...so now the stupid fuck called the po pos on me for the shit......stupid fucks.....fuck em if they come around I'll mushroom slap the fuckaz till they pass out

BAHAHAH

Peace

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crass
08-06-2006, 01:55 AM
so you haven't gotten arrested YET

hmm well good luck. i hope the turkey was good.

ERN-DAWGY
08-06-2006, 02:14 AM
its all good homie......i just talked it over with the poz only took about a hour..........fuck em the turkey was delicious god like 20 pounds of fresh meat

ERN-DAWGY
08-06-2006, 02:16 AM
oh yea I didnt eat all of it u wonderin..I aint no fucken Rosanne

Wu-Ronin
08-06-2006, 02:22 AM
thats a pretty funny story. the last time i was drunk, i was at a street fair in my town and a lot of people from school show up there. so i went around wit my best friend who was less fucked up than me, and fucked wit them and they totally knew we where drunk(i was REALLY drunk). we made it passed tha cops who knew we where drunk(judging by their facial expressions whenever we passed them)but they did nothing. then we pissed in an ally, my homie said fuck you to a cop(i almost shit myself when he did that cause the pig glanced at us)
then we peaced out. when he told the cop to fuck off, he sounded like a drunk bum, i must admit i laughed a bit when he did it but i was still scared.

crass
08-06-2006, 02:42 AM
be careful, you don't wanna taste the night stick

The Wizzard
08-06-2006, 02:46 AM
damn, yall aint slick huh

Wu-Ronin
08-06-2006, 02:55 AM
i suppose, nobody is when they're drunk. but you are VERY confident about shit when you are drunk though.

tommytootone
08-06-2006, 03:38 AM
Well tonight some dumb fucks stole my porn dvds right out of my car. I parked it on the top of the parking lot to this club. Well next week Im goign to do the same thing and see if anybody steals my shit and when they do im goign to come out of the woods and bash their fucking brains in and see if the so called po po arrest me. Fuckers took my pornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn that I was selling

ERN-DAWGY
08-06-2006, 11:03 AM
the funny shit is that that the dude that busted me took a picture of me laying on the ground with a huge plate of turkey on my chest

now thats hilarious

Kong
08-06-2006, 12:40 PM
hahaha

The Wizzard
08-06-2006, 10:02 PM
the funny shit is that that the dude that busted me took a picture of me laying on the ground with a huge plate of turkey on my chest

now thats hilarious

how the fuck did that happen?

Murdah Piff
08-06-2006, 10:05 PM
how the fuck did that happen?
DRUNK

The Wizzard
08-06-2006, 10:15 PM
no, how did he manage to get his picture taken at all, not to mention with the turkey.

SHRAP
08-06-2006, 10:20 PM
why the fuck did u put u got arrested in the thread title if u didnt even get arrested u fucking momo

INF
08-06-2006, 10:56 PM
Best thing would be if Ern made a track that detailed this shit.

The Wizzard
08-06-2006, 11:03 PM
why the fuck did u put u got arrested in the thread title if u didnt even get arrested u fucking momo

Werd

Its Big Lu baby
08-07-2006, 12:41 AM
i drink a lot

ERN-DAWGY
08-07-2006, 12:42 AM
why the fuck did u put u got arrested in the thread title if u didnt even get arrested u fucking momo


ribbit ribbit

SHRAP
08-07-2006, 12:43 AM
i drink a lot

^^ I Think U Already Established That Shit Bout 100 Posts Ago

SHRAP
08-07-2006, 12:44 AM
ribbit ribbit

BEIN FRENCH ISNT AN EXCUSE FUCKER

The Wizzard
08-07-2006, 12:46 AM
i drink a lot
you ain't special

Its Big Lu baby
08-07-2006, 12:48 AM
you ain't special
yeah i am nigga
who is you

The Wizzard
08-07-2006, 12:49 AM
yeah i am nigga
who is you
lol

The Wizzard
08-07-2006, 12:51 AM
i'm just saying drinking alot don't make you special

Its Big Lu baby
08-07-2006, 01:01 AM
i'm just saying drinking alot don't make you special
ok... but it was just a random fact
i am fucking special tho

The Wizzard
08-07-2006, 01:04 AM
ok... but it was just a random fact
i am fucking special tho

you gonna have to prove that shit fam, for real

Its Big Lu baby
08-07-2006, 01:06 AM
you gonna have to prove that shit fam, for real
what? prove?

supremecharma
08-07-2006, 01:08 AM
man - he got 90b posts hes a newbie - let him find out for himself.......

Its Big Lu baby
08-07-2006, 01:13 AM
man - he got 90b posts hes a newbie - let him find out for himself.......
word
is
bond

The Wizzard
08-07-2006, 01:15 AM
man - he got 90b posts hes a newbie - let him find out for himself.......

naw, i did not mean it like do a trick or some shit like that, but i was just sayin i'll be the judge, know what i'm sayin.

supremecharma
08-07-2006, 01:16 AM
personally i find u funny as fuck big lu so there go "wizzard"

The Wizzard
08-07-2006, 01:20 AM
well there I go

supremecharma
08-07-2006, 01:27 AM
u have been busy though. join date is august and uve racked up 95 posts......... keep up the good work wizzard......

The Wizzard
08-07-2006, 01:34 AM
word, this place is tight, I used to hang out on realestniggas.com, but that was a bunch of bullshit, to many people in to wack shit, so i found this place which i'm finding tight, when people are online

supremecharma
08-07-2006, 01:36 AM
there are 'some' trippaz on here ..........but there are lots of funny mo fo's too .........

The Wizzard
08-07-2006, 01:39 AM
your always gonna get a certain amount of people who just live to be fuckin stupid.

supremecharma
08-07-2006, 01:43 AM
lol^ nice.

Its Big Lu baby
08-07-2006, 01:50 AM
personally i find u funny as fuck big lu so there go "wizzard"
werd up thnks kneegrow

The Wizzard
08-07-2006, 01:54 AM
^lol k thats pretty funny

Dirty Knowledge
08-07-2006, 06:39 PM
Sounds like some true baser shit. Just tell them niggas in jail you got locked up for battery or something.