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JasonD
08-08-2006, 08:31 PM
Hands down:

[RZA]
Approach like a ghost, in a thousand men host
Prepare for the battle, all you saw was their shadows
Solomon's thought, was hit on fort, swords drawn
The king in the back, they formatted like pawns
Prepare for the attack, heard the whips crack
Fatal guillotine's took flight, snatch heads, brought them back
Before they can blast, one gun, half a cal., he was done
One fourth was blinded by reflection of the sunlight
Off the shield, the golden blade, golden wheel
Five element ninja was patrollin' the hill
The enemy face defeat, the reminder of his fleet tried to retreat
To the mountain side, it was countin' on a cage for a safe place to hide
Location was lurked about, brought turned about
Called the men, burned them out
Capture up theire leader, made 'em stiff like an ameba
Broke his bat like semi cheeba
Stuck on poodle, we hold weight like a sumo
Great, fast, like Bruno Sammartino
Burnin' Dominick Alovito and Angelina Lugo
(Six return) ..Yo, yo, yo, yo
I burn mics micro rhymes of White Mike on turnpikes
You'll get sucked by the light
M.C.'s get stuck up by the Bai Me nine strikes
Keep a Tec, all up inside ya R.E.C. Room
Ya crabs, won't fall from the Sun of Neptune
I don't fuck wit dead birds, be the true and living word
Gods seem to heard, keep the best part preserved
Then penetrate, ya bodies five major gates
The pulsatin' beat vibrates, and yo thighs shake
You fruitcake, little tiny small molecular
Miniature, minute, itty bitty, microscopic
Subatomic, fragile, frail, timid, weak
Soft, thuggy, Puffy the Dragon, spineless jellyfish
Can't fuck wit this, Wu-Tang swordplay remains too crisp
You savage, we cripple (To destroy the enemy, AWW!)
Fuck that..

racist randy
08-08-2006, 08:37 PM
Get the fuck outta here Rza killed that shit, I can take any verse off of Digital Bullet and put it in this thread though.

tekunique
08-09-2006, 10:06 AM
the joint where uey goes "i aint no dummy"

Da Problem Child
08-09-2006, 10:38 AM
That verse from rza was tight bruh.What the fuck is that dude smoking?

racist randy
08-09-2006, 11:51 AM
the joint where uey goes "i aint no dummy"
Lol "One of those days" off Iron Flag

Kanha
08-10-2006, 05:24 AM
it gotta be that "shaolin rooftop talk" with RZA and Masta killa... that shit RZA spits is wack as hell...

McTom
08-10-2006, 02:52 PM
[Chorus x2 - RZA & Beretta 9]
Bong bong, bong bong, BZA, bong bong, bong bong...
[Intro - RZA] (Beretta 9):
Come on!
All my real niggas push up to the front (word up)
Oh shit, look at shorty over there
Caramel deluxe type bitch, yo
[RZA]
Ain't know she suck dick like that
With those big fat lips and those hips like that
She said Bobby, why you spit like that?
And why you Shaolin Gods push whips like that?
I said Hoe, we got chips like that
And Park Hill niggas make flips like that
In Grass Monkey, yea we sip like that
And we might get drunk and empty clips like that
Then again the Gods build like that
Yo Kinetic, tell em son, we keep it real like that
[Beretta 9]
Can't renounce all-the-timers we sip like that
Honey-dipped blunts, we get high like that
Yo we dipped every day, yo we fly like that
Bitches always sayin Why you talk like that?
We B-Boy niggas, you know we walk like that

Bedlam
08-11-2006, 10:31 PM
U-God:

Niggas wanna pop shit, I pop clips
BIIIIIIITCH, I put my dick on ya lips

and the rest is gay too.


But if we're counting Cappadonna, then he has a million worse veses.

Ghost_Deini_
08-11-2006, 10:53 PM
that rza verse isnt bad until the end, then its horrible...

however the one with beretta nine is even worse.

THE W
08-11-2006, 11:15 PM
this forum is for lyrical enterpretation not lyrical assassination.

Gawd
08-11-2006, 11:35 PM
this is the way we pop ..... or whatever that shit was

deadlymelody
08-12-2006, 12:49 AM
Ummm i'm gonna go with Cappa on Little Ghetto Boys. RZA's flow is sort of off on that 5th Brother track, but I really don't think it's bad though. Plus, 5th Brother beat is fire.

McTom
08-12-2006, 03:04 AM
[ODB]
You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn

tekunique
08-12-2006, 03:06 AM
you obviosly dont undestand dirty's style..
[ODB]
You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn

Germillion
08-17-2006, 07:11 AM
U-God:

Niggas wanna pop shit, I pop clips
BIIIIIIITCH, I put my dick on ya lips

I loved that rhyme!

Tearz sucks pretty hard. Both Ghost and RZA. I love the beat though...

McTom
08-17-2006, 07:50 AM
I loved that rhyme!

Tearz sucks pretty hard. Both Ghost and RZA. I love the beat though...

i think the lyrics aren't bad either

carnage
08-17-2006, 01:40 PM
tearz sucks? dog shit sucks? are you guys serious?!??!!

Leo Angel
08-17-2006, 04:35 PM
I loved that rhyme!

Tearz sucks pretty hard. Both Ghost and RZA. I love the beat though...

That's one of the most laughable things I've heard in my whole life8O . Get a life...

11th Chamber
08-17-2006, 06:31 PM
Tearz is pure crack. You need to get ya head straight.

racist randy
08-17-2006, 07:59 PM
Naw what's really wack is the Islord verse from "And Justice For All". I got the microchip software, i placed it in ya ear, some bullshit....

McTom
08-18-2006, 12:38 AM
tearz sucks? dog shit sucks? are you guys serious?!??!!

'dog shit' beat is alright, I'm just not too much in ODB's style. But his lyrics are almost brilliant compared to the god awful 'We Some Dogs' on The Prequel - god, how I hate that track, the beat as well as the lyrics. Probably the worst track on a wu-cd ever.

Iron Man
08-18-2006, 06:05 AM
Tears is in my Top 3 favorite 36 chambers tracks. You brothers are tripping. The whole story thats told is very nicely done.

Weak verses the first one that comes to mind is U-Gods Jump Off verse. I ain't hating but that was just weak and way under his potential. But at the other hand the whole track is terrible i hate the beat, the 'Bobby' during RZA's verse and all those other thing that can fuck up a song.

SMOKE BLUNTS
08-19-2006, 12:29 PM
it gotta be that "shaolin rooftop talk" with RZA and Masta killa... that shit RZA spits is wack as hell...

Rza is the illest like tight pussies tushies and blunts

SMOKE BLUNTS
08-19-2006, 12:43 PM
U-God:

Niggas wanna pop shit, I pop clips
BIIIIIIITCH, I put my dick on ya lips

and the rest is gay too.


But if we're counting Cappadonna, then he has a million worse veses.

That shit is tight! and also cappa is the illest there is out of em all so fuck you dick faced faggot. quote from the cappa...ripple through an intermission raps under sieze held tight like a squeeze forced into the the world donna nucular freeze do the damage to the wanna be flipmode and def squad rukous a whip pool and a rap onterouge if you dare to test 36 chambers of strangers not word of mouth its all real wigs might peel living large and in charge banch out bon vorage..... if you could understand anything youd know this is the reallist shit and that before wu cappa was and still is the king of the underground in ny. so eat a dick and fuckin of faggot!

SMOKE BLUNTS
08-19-2006, 12:47 PM
That verse from rza was tight bruh.What the fuck is that dude smoking?

you be a real mutha fucka word up

SMOKE BLUNTS
08-19-2006, 12:50 PM
[Chorus x2 - RZA & Beretta 9]
Bong bong, bong bong, BZA, bong bong, bong bong...
[Intro - RZA] (Beretta 9):
Come on!
All my real niggas push up to the front (word up)
Oh shit, look at shorty over there
Caramel deluxe type bitch, yo
[RZA]
Ain't know she suck dick like that
With those big fat lips and those hips like that
She said Bobby, why you spit like that?
And why you Shaolin Gods push whips like that?
I said Hoe, we got chips like that
And Park Hill niggas make flips like that
In Grass Monkey, yea we sip like that
And we might get drunk and empty clips like that
Then again the Gods build like that
Yo Kinetic, tell em son, we keep it real like that
[Beretta 9]
Can't renounce all-the-timers we sip like that
Honey-dipped blunts, we get high like that
Yo we dipped every day, yo we fly like that
Bitches always sayin Why you talk like that?
We B-Boy niggas, you know we walk like that

that shi is real shit that all us relate too

SMOKE BLUNTS
08-19-2006, 12:55 PM
[ODB]
You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn

get the fuck outta here! that shit is so ill that ill teach it to my son! if i had one. tossed salad ohh you in some shit now-that shits funny. you are the biggest dick lickin ass raped fucker ive ever seen coming in here trying to dis on odb. I know soon your be dead! fuck off you floppy donkey dick licker!

SMOKE BLUNTS
08-19-2006, 01:01 PM
damn there arent much verses

cuz wu is the illest

but ama have to say cappadonna on Buck50 that shit was prolly the worst verse ive ever heard

or meth off mad songs from The preqwuel

damn and U God off mad songs from mr xcitemernt


umm thats prolly it ...

Cappa is the illest! go back to school if you cant understand the real shit he be spittin bitch! same with meth the shit is ill! I do agree with the new ugod shit! I bought that shit and listened to it once and never again. I dont see how he made such a wack cd after all the ill shit on the wu cds and his 1st cd. where is the part 2 to the song of the guy who almost died hangin out the window? I wonder if za wrote that ill shit for him???

ShaDynasty
08-19-2006, 01:05 PM
ban this guy^^^^^^^^^^^

Visionz
08-19-2006, 10:57 PM
yo SMOKE, why don't ya respond to ya pm's mothafucka?

SMOKE BLUNTS
08-19-2006, 11:42 PM
ILL SHIT HERE, EVERYTHING THEY MAKE IS ILL! WORD TO CAPPA AND METH>KINGS OF HIP HOP FOR LIFE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR WISDOM!

[Cappadonna]
Let us milk this cow, the best way we know how
Park Hill projects, chicka-POW
One culture, return of the track slasher
Double doser, Cappadonna broadcaster
Strivin for perfection, the only way I got
my life back was through investin, devotion
Movin my soul toward the skit, vocabulary
comin out my ass like shit, to feed my babies
I gotta fight y'all MC's, this money
be gettin me high just like cheese in these tracks
I milk for all my childhood, make me feel good
So I keep on writin meditatin in the ghetto
Makin love waitin for lost minds to settle
then I speak out, because we all need the guidance
Deep down inside us where you could define science
My mother told me, when I was so stressed out
"All you gotta do is just put your best out"
and I did it, milky

Milk this cow (2X)
Milk this cow, the best way we know how
Park Hill projects, chicka-POW!

Chorus: Method Man

Hold your own nigga, Razor Sharp with the art
Don't gettin blown nigga, throwin darts at the charts
Danger Zone nigga, Cappadonna
You know the stee' potnah, Wu-Tang death before dishonor - what?

[Cappadonna]
Yo, new Cappadonna is about to exhale kid
Hold all the phone calls, stop all the mail
Cappadonna raise hell, speak and I broke the shells
Seen brothers that fell when I slipped
I had my alibi tight that night, up in the Hill chillin
y'all'll get shot, move away things are too hot
Look at my spot now, friends are exiled from close distance
I flow persistance, every time I step up, I rip reps up
Ku Klux, my words swing around like numchucks
This ain't for big bucks, never can quit this rap shit
it feeds my seeds, I can barely breathe
But y'all cats better believe keep off, the darts are soft
while I throw these missiles, at your skin tissue
You can't escape I absorb, gigantic crowds all aboard
Watch out for shitty fraud, my darts slam like doors
Makin it hard for you to get yours, selfish

Milk this cow, the best way we know how
Park Hill projects, chicka-POW!
(repeat 2X)

Chorus

Milk this cow, the best way we know how
Park Hill projects, chicka-POW!
(repeat 2X)

Chorus

[Method Man]
Bad birds that fuck nerds! *inhaling*
Hah! *inhaling*
Suck a dick up til ya hiccup motherfuckers!
The swarm continues, Wu-Tang Killer Beez
Cappadonna Cappucino, the Donna-mite
Came to treat your earpiece right
Y'all better recognize and realize
Hot Nixon, playin my position, bitch!

*gunfight*

Yall can eat my dick you no pussy getting, faggots asshole rim licking maggets, mans crusted dirty trash cum rag eating fanatics.
I be loving deep pussy poundin, I be loving wu tang from statin, I be loving when busta gets that girls ass clapin! I be a walkin cappa and meth promotion, while yall be on some dick chokin!

Bedlam
08-20-2006, 11:51 AM
SMOKE BLUNTS is obviously a very troubled individual that comes on to Wucorp to relieve his stress by calling everyone who posts a "faggots asshole rim licking magget"

chill son

wait, I see he's from Japan. He's obviously angry at having a very small penis. Get over it

SMOKE BLUNTS
08-20-2006, 12:34 PM
SMOKE BLUNTS is obviously a very troubled individual that comes on to Wucorp to relieve his stress by calling everyone who posts a "faggots asshole rim licking magget"

chill son

wait, I see he's from Japan. He's obviously angry at having a very small penis. Get over it

Like canibus said anyone under 21 on the mic is fresh meat! Im from the U.S. i i be poundin the finest pussy in the world be you wouldnt know about that cause you still be wet dreamin. like the rza said Fuck the local I move GLOBAL. I came here and anywhere else in the world on my own and have seen over 500 shows so while u sit on this site acted im livin it up so go fuck yourself!

12weLvE
08-20-2006, 12:42 PM
Methodmans rodeo

Funk_Dock
08-22-2006, 08:47 PM
cappas verse on triumph always makes me wanna skip the track

shit doesnt even rhyme

sonny getz
09-02-2006, 07:43 PM
Can't stand niggas that floss too much
Can't stand Bentleys they cost too much

deadlymelody
09-04-2006, 03:35 PM
^
Hmm Meth on Gravel Pit is a pretty good choice. Uey was nice on that track though.

venex
09-04-2006, 03:59 PM
meth killed "gravel pit" too me... the whole joint was great...


yeah, alot of cappa and u-god verses...

Dante
09-04-2006, 04:05 PM
Any verse from "Chrome Wheels"

Luz
09-04-2006, 04:50 PM
Ghost on Strawberry has to be one of the worst Wu verses ever. Too bad too since the Math beat is fantastic and Killa Sin murders his verse.

shingen
09-04-2006, 08:01 PM
U-God:

Niggas wanna pop shit, I pop clips
BIIIIIIITCH, I put my dick on ya lips

and the rest is gay too.


But if we're counting Cappadonna, then he has a million worse veses.
and this

renegade chics strap a grenade to my dick

Comptilla
09-09-2006, 05:19 PM
U-God:

Niggas wanna pop shit, I pop clips
BIIIIIIITCH, I put my dick on ya lips

and the rest is gay too.

tite flow if you know what he is talkin bout you can relate.


But if we're counting Cappadonna, then he has a million worse veses.
quit dissin U-God & tha don.

theo himself
09-10-2006, 11:55 AM
RZA's verse on "Careful (Click, Click)" is so fucking bad I actually prefer the clean version. "DAMN! Nigga got fucked! Shit! Huh?" It's a lot cooler w/ the sound effects - I heard it censored first.. I had no idea the words of that verse were as fucking horrible as they were - I don't know why he even recorded that.

U-God on "The W" (the song) is pretty fucking horrible too..

There are a lot of Bobby Digital verses that are pretty hard to take..

Masta Killa on "Just A Thought" by Prefuse 73 ("MK from BK / Flight out of JFK / On his way to the UK")

most of ODB's last couple of verses..

anything by Shogun Assassin.. Islord mostly sucks.. and those newer cats I haven't really paid any attention to like Freemurder, Shacronz, some of the Black Nights/Northstar.. whatever - but Shogun Assassin is probably the worst in the entire Wu-camp.

I also really don't like INS on "Street Corner" - he almost never fucks up though.. I haven't heard any of The Movement, but ok..

Ghost is mostly good.. esp. when he's all abstract and doing his Ghostface thing.. (I don't like him trying to tone that down nowadays..) he's had some shitty verses I guess, and he's pretty annoying when he's "singing" or whining

Meth, Rae, GZA, Masta Killa are probably the most consistant.. I can't think of any bad, kind of whatever/half-assed GZA verses.. except maybe "Just A Thought", again.. I dont think they knew who Prefuse was.

crass
09-10-2006, 12:04 PM
cappa on "triumph"

cappa on "ice cream"

"your sexy persuasive ta-tas" .....

cappa on ice cream pt 2 (no comment necessary, if you've heard this track)

cappa on The W

ghost's "projects" verse (not "bad" necessarily, just kind of inane).

shyheim "wildflower 2000"

racist randy
09-10-2006, 12:06 PM
Shyheim's verse was hot. Throw in Digital Bullet for a handulful of shitty Rza verses, He gets outshined by all his guests.

Grongle
09-10-2006, 12:09 PM
Masta Killa on "Just A Thought" by Prefuse 73 ("MK from BK / Flight out of JFK / On his way to the UK")


ha ha that sucked