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Sicka than aidZ
08-11-2006, 04:11 PM
AND I SAW THE FUNNIEST FUCKIN SHIT EVER!

SO I WAS GETTIN BOOKED INTO COUNTY AND THIS INDIAN IN ANOTHER CELL THAT EVERYONE CALLS PSYCO CID HAD TO BE STR8 JACKETED AND A HOOD OVER HIS HEAD SO THE COPS WOULDNT GET BIT. HE KEPT YELLING LIKE, SOUNDED LIKE A FUCKIN EXCORCIST BABY OR SOME SHIT. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PIIIIIGGS, FUCK U PIGS. AFTER LIKE AN HOUR OF THE SHIT, "ILL KILL YA AND GET ME OUTTA HERE'S" HE BROKE DOWN IN TEARS SO HE SOUNDED LIKE THE EXO BITCH "I WANNNA GO HOOOOOOOOME" I WANN GO HOME",,, HE STARTED DRUMING AN SINGIN ABOUT THE GUARDS AN WE LAUGHED SO FUCKIN HARD. HE WAS SINGIN SHIT LIKE, "THE GAURDS IN HERE GOT CRABS" WHITE COPS AN NIGGER WANNA KILL THE NATIVES".... YEAH, LIKE ON SOME SMOKESIGNAL MISSION. BUNCHA SHIT. HILARIOUS, OH YEAH, THEN HE STARTED SINGING "WHERE'S MY BOOZE, WHERE'S MY BOOZE... WE'RE DOIN DRUGS WE'RE DOIN DRUGS!!!!.""HOLY FUCK, A POWOW IN THE JAIL. I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF:cop:

Its Big Lu baby
08-11-2006, 04:23 PM
hahahaehaeh
hahahahaha
great story
props

Gawd
08-11-2006, 04:25 PM
Drunk Indians shouldnt be hauled of to jail................

Sicka than aidZ
08-11-2006, 04:36 PM
Took Like 6 Guards To Transport Him. He Knew He Was In Detox

Sicka than aidZ
08-11-2006, 04:37 PM
Drunk Indians shouldnt be hauled of to jail................
your fuckin the cooolest dood oin here d00de

Gawd
08-11-2006, 04:45 PM
your fuckin the cooolest dood oin here d00de


An unspoken truth...........

Grongle
08-11-2006, 04:47 PM
ha ha wish i saw that

stak84
08-11-2006, 04:56 PM
hahahhahahah yeah i was in a holding cell with a dude who was
goin through heroin withdrawls, shit sucks

JAILFOOD NI*GA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

venex
08-11-2006, 04:59 PM
great story sicka, wanna hear more of that crazy shit.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-11-2006, 05:12 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f200/WhenIcomeAround123/_398197_yardie2150.jpg

$inista
08-11-2006, 05:20 PM
^dude looks hungry

Sicka than aidZ
08-11-2006, 06:03 PM
great story sicka, wanna hear more of that crazy shit.

U WANNA HEAR A FUCKIN STORY??

ell, i got stuck on this rez (not my own) and its like 30 minutes from my crib. Thats 60mph. Anyways. I got bored as fuck so i told my homies im hitchhiking. So i skate outta this rez on some piece of shit baker board from long ago. These dudes i was partying with roll up in a camaro and tell me grab the door, we'll give u a ride. So we got up to 20 or so and mother fuckers were passing us in the on coming lane so i was on some "gleaming the cube shit". Anyways, im riding the yellow line an the dude gets goin a little faster and he hands me like a keg cup with vodka and oj in it. So im mobbing along side this camaro in the middle of the road. peeps were honking an shit while i was pounding this vodka and the driver got mad cuz i drank it all. I know this niggga he puts like 90% booze in his shit with a lil orange juice. So i knew i was gonna get lit for a bit. Musta went a mile hanging on to his whip. Fuckin fun as hell. Yo, it was fukin bad ass. Best hitchiking ever. I started to get speed wobbles so i let go and drank all his shit.



IM TO LAZY TO TYPE IT ALL, I MAY HAVE POSTED ABOUT THIS

9th Warrior
08-11-2006, 10:27 PM
^haha good shit

J-Cee
08-11-2006, 11:03 PM
yeh my mate done that same shit but he died cause he fell off and cracked his head on the concrete.pretty fucked up.

CHRONZ
08-12-2006, 12:32 AM
Yeah it's crasy man, after 50, yo board starts to become hard to control

Sicka than aidZ
08-12-2006, 11:25 AM
50? Holy fuck, fuckin tires would melt off that bitch. Your dead meat if your goin 50, cyaaa

CHRONZ
08-12-2006, 11:27 AM
haha you should try it man, adrenaline fo sho !

just make sure, your trucks are tight, or you get smashed ! hahaha