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Jesus Christ
08-13-2006, 06:41 PM
Ok so here's the deal.

I'm beating off to Ms. Reesa's myspace pictures, and i'm really getting into it. I'm holding a mental picture in my head and everything's going good....i'm just about loose my nut when my bitch comes through the front door and catches me spraying off into a frenzy. I'm sitting there in a puddle of nut and she starts bitching at me. She's like who the fuck is that bitch one of your ex hoe's, and i'm like yo...i don't even know her, I just know I wanna fuck her, she might as well be a famous celebrity, she don't say nothing when i'm lubed up to lindsey lohan's pictures. That was a week ago, I can't stop her from bitching about it, Ms. Reesa this Ms. Reesa that..........fuck I just wanted to imagine busting off on Ms. Reesa's back.

So now I can't login in wu-corp unless she's gone because she found out Ms. Reesa posts here, and if she catches me she's gonna cut my dick off. It's all good I met a new bitch and I think i'm gonna move out of here and in with that hoe.

BRONZBODY
08-13-2006, 06:43 PM
Ok so here's the deal.

I'm beating off to Ms. Reesa's myspace pictures, and i'm really getting into it. I'm holding a mental picture in my head and everything's going good....i'm just about loose my nut when my bitch comes through the front door and catches me spraying off into a frenzy. I'm sitting there in a puddle of nut and she starts bitching at me. She's like who the fuck is that bitch one of your ex hoe's, and i'm like yo...i don't even know her, I just know I wanna fuck her, she might as well be a famous celebrity, she don't say nothing when i'm lubed up to lindsey lohan's pictures. That was a week ago, I can't stop her from bitching about it, Ms. Reesa this Ms. Reesa that..........fuck I just wanted to imagine busting off on Ms. Reesa's back.

So now I can't login in wu-corp unless she's gone because she found out Ms. Reesa posts here, and if she catches me she's gonna cut my dick off. It's all good I met a new bitch and I think i'm gonna move out of here and in with that hoe.i know whut u meen pimpin...im in love with her man,imma rob a bank and fly to chi town and kidnap her then she gonna marry me son

INF
08-13-2006, 06:44 PM
Pimp pimp hooray!

JASPER
08-13-2006, 06:47 PM
I'm going to meet her... for shure...

SHRAP
08-13-2006, 06:52 PM
i cant believe somebody actually sat down in front of the computer to type multiple paragraphs of lies

Gawd
08-13-2006, 06:53 PM
Whats wrong Slippy.... You cant control yo bitches?

Jesus Christ
08-13-2006, 06:54 PM
i cant believe somebody actually sat down in front of the computer to type multiple paragraphs of lies


Now don't make me start quoting you on some shit snowflake.:learning:

JASPER
08-13-2006, 06:54 PM
i cant believe somebody actually sat down in front of the computer to type multiple paragraphs of lies...

Jesus Christ
08-13-2006, 06:55 PM
Whats wrong Slippy.... You cant control yo bitches?

Not this one, she's to fucking wild yo, she's into all kinds of kinky shit, but she get's mad jealous.

Gawd
08-13-2006, 06:58 PM
Not this one, she's to fucking wild yo, she's into all kinds of kinky shit, but she get's mad jealous.

Kinky Aside. You need to rein in your ho. Or change your name to Slippy the ex pimp.

Jesus Christ
08-13-2006, 07:01 PM
Kinky Aside. You need to rein in your ho. Or change your name to Slippy the ex pimp.

You bet buddy i'll write that down in my log book.

"Remember to dick slap wiffee when she get home, and tell her we're gonna fuck to a slide show of Ms. Reesa posing hip hop style!"

Consider it done.

Gawd
08-13-2006, 07:09 PM
You bet buddy i'll write that down in my log book.

"Remember to dick slap wiffee when she get home, and tell her we're gonna fuck to a slide show of Ms. Reesa posing hip hop style!"

Consider it done.

You are in compliance.

VernakuLa
08-13-2006, 07:10 PM
Ok so here's the deal.

I'm beating off to Ms. Reesa's myspace pictures, and i'm really getting into it. I'm holding a mental picture in my head and everything's going good....i'm just about loose my nut when my bitch comes through the front door and catches me spraying off into a frenzy. I'm sitting there in a puddle of nut and she starts bitching at me. She's like who the fuck is that bitch one of your ex hoe's, and i'm like yo...i don't even know her, I just know I wanna fuck her, she might as well be a famous celebrity, she don't say nothing when i'm lubed up to lindsey lohan's pictures. That was a week ago, I can't stop her from bitching about it, Ms. Reesa this Ms. Reesa that..........fuck I just wanted to imagine busting off on Ms. Reesa's back.

So now I can't login in wu-corp unless she's gone because she found out Ms. Reesa posts here, and if she catches me she's gonna cut my dick off. It's all good I met a new bitch and I think i'm gonna move out of here and in with that hoe.

Slip women crave attention its jus another thang dawg ya feel me? Plus you ARE a pimp so deal with it, pimps taught me my game duke well....good luck i guess 1

Frontal Lobotomy
08-13-2006, 07:16 PM
Haha, that's smooth man. Should bellslap her and tell her whats what, pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin :D

MsRzaRecTaH
08-13-2006, 08:26 PM
Oh WOW!
so many lies!!! LMAOOOO

JASPER
08-13-2006, 08:29 PM
I would jack off all over some shure e5's wink wink

mashqauck
08-13-2006, 10:50 PM
dope thread SIke

crass
08-13-2006, 11:33 PM
i cant believe somebody actually sat down in front of the computer to type multiple paragraphs of lies

i hope all of your posts are jokes, otherwise....

7EL7
08-13-2006, 11:54 PM
I'm going to meet her... for shure...





I'm Going to MEAT her for shure

Razorsharp
08-14-2006, 12:01 AM
lmao... jus have Ms Reesa ghost... then u can cum here all u want... LMAO

Dough Snatcher
08-14-2006, 12:17 AM
^^Lmao yall are so wrong...

mashqauck
08-14-2006, 12:22 AM
ms rza is so sweeeeeeeeet

SHRAP
08-14-2006, 02:37 AM
i hope all of your posts are jokes, otherwise....

bitch all my posts are the truth typed from my hands to my keyboard to my internet to your computer screen to your pussy ass face cuz you aint here for me to cut out the 3 middlemen and have my hands say that shit straight to any bitch ass haters face

Razorsharp
08-14-2006, 02:38 AM
ms rza is so sweeeeeeeeet


brown noser... he jus wants her number... lol... :tease::tease:

supremecharma
08-14-2006, 02:55 AM
:t ?

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 08:07 AM
bitch all my posts are the truth typed from my hands to my keyboard to my internet to your computer screen to your pussy ass face cuz you aint here for me to cut out the 3 middlemen and have my hands say that shit straight to any bitch ass haters face

Wow nigga that is so gangsta. So fucking hardcore. Your Gangstness is just so so so fucking scary. I'm litterally shaking while i'm typing this. Please don't jump through the computer and caress my nipples with your gangsta ass sticky fingaz.

Oh yeah, I didn't really jack off that was all just for fun. Ms. Reesa knows it. Everyone knows it. Actually if I was gonna jack off to some myspace pictures I'd be looking for chicks I graduated with that I use to fuck anyways.

Let's all just breath for a second.


ah that's better.


Dam niKKAh your almost as hard as Sicka than Aidz, that niKKAH is so Gangasta NIKKAh. SICKA THE NIKKAH is always gettin tossed in Jail and getting mollested by big drunken indians named TONTO. Oh well I had my fun.


Oh yeah I can type fast, it's easy, typing hundred of paragraphs is easy to me. I just think and bam!~ the words appear fuck yeah bitches.

supremecharma
08-14-2006, 08:08 AM
go slip1!!

Queen Of Poetry
08-14-2006, 08:12 AM
Oh man classic Slip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 08:13 AM
I guess you can say this my version of an appreciation for pretty girls thread.

You see the whole thing started when I was looking at Ms. Reesa's my space pictures, and I started thinking:

"Dam, if I knew this chick, she'd probably give me some ass cuz i'm just so fucking gully I make myself sick"

But you gotta understand if I actually knew Ms. Reesa, I wouldn't be all like:

Hey Bitch give me some fucking ass.

I would be saying nice things like uh..........

Hay baby give me some ass.

CHRONZ
08-14-2006, 08:19 AM
Lmao

Roman Deini
08-14-2006, 08:40 AM
she always jackin me off.

LORD NOSE
08-14-2006, 09:32 AM
yousa fuckin nut slip lmao

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 09:52 AM
lmaooo! yall gonnna get me in trouble at work.. i cant stop laughing!!

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 09:59 AM
Pss I got the best hands in the world.. what u know bout that!! Soft like silk!! well that goes for the rest of my body too..

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 10:00 AM
One time I met U-God and he shook my hand and all I could think was:

"Dam, that nigga's hands are soft, I bet he could give a good hand job."

I'm sorry was that gay? I meant say I met Lindsey Lohan, yes that's it Lindsey lohan has some soft ass hands.

Visionz
08-14-2006, 10:01 AM
haha....think you get in trouble for laughin, Gato trying to get to the water fountain w/ no one noticing the stiffy. lmao

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 10:03 AM
ewww gato be quiet.. lol shut up

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 10:09 AM
I can't fondle my nuts and use the mouse at the same time, so I always keep one hand- Jack Free - It's a good Idea to keep a hand free in case the phone rings.

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 10:12 AM
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! what the hell? why is this thread changing topic? the fuck is this...

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 10:17 AM
lol not you fool, im talkin to reesa

I was wondering why you wanted to know how the Pimp strokes down.

Ok this is a little off topic.

One time I was all fucked up on Meth, and I was fucking this bitch for like 3 hours and her pussy starts goin dry. So I grab the vaseline bottle and I grab two healthy scoops and rub it down my shaft.

Ok so a few weeks go by and she calls me bitch'n.

"I can't get this fucking vaseline out of me, it stinks you fucking asshole my boyfriend is leaving me because of it."

Yeah We call that bitch Raisin Bran now...........because she takes two scoops.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-14-2006, 10:18 AM
Pss I got the best hands in the world.. what u know bout that!! Soft like silk!! well that goes for the rest of my body too..
I can vouch for that I held her hand in a crowd of Wu Fans...I gotcha back T :f

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 10:22 AM
I can vouch for that I held her hand in a crowd of Wu Fans...I gotcha back T :f

:W :'o :point: *D :mexico: :satisfy: :{ :dead: |) :cop: :clap: 9:|6 /( ;D O:) :ouch: :(W :Y +) :r :nerdy: :W :eggy: :* :) :spin: :nonono: :9~ :o ^O^ :lmao: :9 :D :yes: :loser: *; ;) :no: :stroke: 8O :p :thumbdwn: :z :cool: *(:) :thumbup: :t :( #( :mmmyah: :'( {:( :dududu: :yessad: ;( :b ;$ :? :$ :cheerlie:

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 10:22 AM
Chea!! whats up Ben!!!

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 10:24 AM
answer the question please ms reesa!!!

No I am not going to answer that question


LMAOO.. stop asking u making me laugh

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-14-2006, 10:24 AM
Chea!! whats up Ben!!!
The lateset pics you posted were absolutely marvelous

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 10:25 AM
serious question reesa, when your stroking the shaft do you fondle the balls? if so is it with your other hand or a tongue?

is this the question u want me to answer..??
let me make a video :how tee works it: and then
Ill be glad to send it to ya so u can fantasize even more?
u would like that??


























































perv!

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-14-2006, 10:26 AM
I'm not affraid to say I'm a PERVERT with class but you know that already!

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 10:28 AM
ok ill give you yes or no answers.


do you lick the balls while stroking the shaft.
I'm not flexible enuff.


do you rub the balls while stroking the shaft.
NO, I always keep one hand free.

do you like getting ate out?
I've never had my salad tossed but it's an experience I'd like to have before I die.

Really I'm not into jerking off to myspace pictures but if you really want details ask away.

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 10:28 AM
The lateset pics you posted were absolutely marvelous

IM GLAD YOU ENJOYED THEM!!

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 10:29 AM
ok ill give you yes or no answers.


do you lick the balls while stroking the shaft.
I'm not flexible enuff.


do you rub the balls while stroking the shaft.
NO, I always keep one hand free.

do you like getting ate out?
I've never had my salad tossed but it's an experience I'd like to have before I die.

Really I'm not into jerking off to myspace pictures but if you really want details ask away.



HAHAH U A REAL PIMP!!

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 10:30 AM
I'm not affraid to say I'm a PERVERT with class but you know that already!

yeah I know that ,, haha pervert with class!!! :b

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 10:30 AM
lol the fuck is wrong wit u dude.


I was about to ask you the same thing, why would you even ask these questions?

Jeru
08-14-2006, 10:31 AM
This is like the Ms Reesa hotline only threadlike lol

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 10:36 AM
Go toss a salad why dont you Gato... lol

Queen Of Poetry
08-14-2006, 10:36 AM
LOL....girl they r buggin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 10:37 AM
They need to go watch a porno or something take a cold shower....

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 10:40 AM
gentle at first? hah u crazy go eat something healthy
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 10:40 AM
someone should make a thread:

Post pics of your porno collection.

Queen Of Poetry
08-14-2006, 10:41 AM
ima toss yours, its only a matter of gettin there to do it. don't worry ill be gentle at first.


LOL...and after that r u gonna toss around the room or something?

Oztradamus
08-14-2006, 10:44 AM
LMAO @ This thread.. Niccas is wylin'

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 10:44 AM
LOL...and after that r u gonna toss around the room or something?

Ms. Reesa looks like the type to pull out the whips and chains. She just might come into the bedroom with a big black strap-on. She'll be tossing your salad as a courtesy to prepare you for the donger.

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 10:45 AM
gentle at first? hah u crazy go eat something healthy
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

salad's healthy..........

Jeru
08-14-2006, 10:45 AM
Ms. Reesa looks like the type to pull out the whips and chains. She just might come into the bedroom with a big black strap-on. She'll be tossing your salad as a courtesy to prepare you for the donger.


Yummy






http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/PHD/PHD499/AA051467.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
08-14-2006, 10:46 AM
no im gonna bite her butthole. and missreesa eat your greens and whatever i eat back there will be healthy.


Oh my...............what happened to the "I'm not a freak Legato"?

PLO-Stylez
08-14-2006, 10:47 AM
dude u know why she is mad cuz when u with a woman she has to be in charge of happiness. Yeah i said it. She could care less if u were beatin it she is pissed cuz u were makin ur self happy.

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 10:48 AM
dude u know why she is mad cuz when u with a woman she has to be in charge of happiness. Yeah i said it. She could care less if u were beatin it she is pissed cuz u were makin ur self happy.

Are serisouley trying to give me marital advice regarding beating off to my space pictures?

Queen Of Poetry
08-14-2006, 10:49 AM
im not a freak, but im still a man. and wheres my ima get you back to freak state PM?


LOL.........ummmm............I think u conquered it urself baby............

Queen Of Poetry
08-14-2006, 10:55 AM
i still want to conquer you, let me climb your mountains and dick inside of your caves, leaving my treasures deep within your caverns oooooooowwwwwww dattebayo


8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

SHRAP
08-14-2006, 10:58 AM
this mothafucka just typed "caress my nipples"

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 10:59 AM
Lmaoooo This Thread Is Hilarious.. Yall Crazy Especially Gato

INF
08-14-2006, 11:05 AM
That nigga Gato keep it pimpin.

Frontal Lobotomy
08-14-2006, 11:07 AM
yea in the long run i could fuck you, but i wont and you can't make me.
Hahaha, playa playaaa :lmao:

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 11:14 AM
this mothafucka just typed "caress my nipples"

what the fuck was I thinking?

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 11:32 AM
who does your signatures?

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 11:52 AM
u should know my math, how can you lose it?!

Gawd
08-14-2006, 11:59 AM
So Slippy...while you were spanking it to thoughts of this woman...what positions were involved and also was anal in the fantasy?

Just wondering......lawls

Robert
08-14-2006, 12:20 PM
Legato the perverted stalker:p ........Miss Reesa his victim:{ .....

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-14-2006, 12:35 PM
So Slippy...while you were spanking it to thoughts of this woman...what positions were involved and also was anal in the fantasy?

Just wondering......lawls:)9:(

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 12:44 PM
So Slippy...while you were spanking it to thoughts of this woman...what positions were involved and also was anal in the fantasy?

Just wondering......lawls

see this just what I'd do:

Make her get on top and start moving back and forth, I'd have one hand on her ass while the index finger on my other hand is inching it's way twoards her sacred hoop.

While she's moving back and forth she'll be accidentallly hitting my index finger- and if she's cool with it I'll start applying pressure back- giving her a sensation of a double penetration.

Once we got the index worked in their i'd flip her over froggy style and while i'm deep in her i'll have her ass cheeks spread out. Then with the thumb of my left hand "the unholy hand" i'll start appliyng to pressure once again to her sacred hoop.

so to answer your question- Yes the sacred hoop was broken in my fantasy.

who does your signatures?


I make my own sigs, do you want one?

Gawd
08-14-2006, 12:49 PM
see this just what I'd do:

Make her get on top and start moving back and forth, I'd have one hand on her ass while the index finger on my other hand is inching it's way twoards her sacred hoop.

While she's moving back and forth she'll be accidentallly hitting my index finger- and if she's cool with it I'll start applying pressure back- giving her a sensation of a double penetration.

Once we got the index worked in their i'd flip her over froggy style and while i'm deep in her i'll have her ass cheeks spread out. Then with the thumb of my left hand "the unholy hand" i'll start appliyng to pressure once again to her sacred hoop.



so to answer your question- Yes the sacred hoop was broken in my fantasy.






I make my own sigs, do you want one?

Great story. Sounds great

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 12:55 PM
Great story. Sounds great

I thought that would get you moist.=:X

Gawd
08-14-2006, 01:01 PM
I thought that would get you moist.=:X

it certainly made my underarms sweat a bit....but other than that the story was a < hustler story.

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 01:12 PM
lmaooo...
yeah make me a sig please

Roman Deini
08-14-2006, 01:29 PM
was just checking her myspace, she needs to hook me up with amanda.

* leaves thread and isnt saying a word again *

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 01:48 PM
lmaooo...
yeah make me a sig please

Ok, just PM me the details, and i'll apply my genius to it.

Your phone number is optional.

Roman Deini
08-14-2006, 01:49 PM
hopefully she didnt read what i said ha. and why you lose her digi gato? cant you keep them in your head?

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 01:52 PM
was just checking her myspace, she needs to hook me up with amanda.

* leaves thread and isnt saying a word again *



you better come back!! }:T

Prolifical ENG
08-14-2006, 01:55 PM
iv always wondered what a handjob from from you felt like reesa, you got them smooth lotiony hands? or them rough ass i been gardening hands?

Pss I got the best hands in the world.. what u know bout that!! Soft like silk!! well that goes for the rest of my body too..

That doesnt matter...its all about footjobs...Slippy should know the importance of pedicures for his hoes.

ShaDynasty
08-14-2006, 01:59 PM
wow
an 8 page thread in less than a day!!!!
ms reesa is fine though
tell your bitch to fuck off
bustin nuts of ms reesa is mo fun
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j46/paimei_2006/1icpc45kc.gif

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 02:51 PM
Oh WoW!
Gato youre crazy and so is Prolifical

Gawd
08-14-2006, 02:52 PM
Is Miss Reesa married? And if so is she married to and equally attractive female?

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 03:00 PM
im not married.. and if I was .. I made sure he know how to use his tool cause some men dont know how to operate it.

Gawd
08-14-2006, 03:03 PM
So do you enjoy the buttsecks?

Roman Deini
08-14-2006, 03:06 PM
im back now. what you wanna say nefertiti? did i say something wrong?

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 03:21 PM
im back now. what you wanna say nefertiti? did i say something wrong?

Amanda is my twin hahah! And why you wanna hook up with her?
SHes a great dancer!!


LOL!

Get on myspace and send her a message then. I am not the matchmaker here

Roman Deini
08-14-2006, 03:29 PM
your twin? haha damn. great genes in your family. im too young for her but i would love to see her dance ha. maybe i will send a message.

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 03:32 PM
Nah not my real twin but people in high school til now always said that me and her look alike . I dont know how much thats true hahahaaaaaaaaaa

Gawd
08-14-2006, 03:33 PM
She ignores the ?......

Roman Deini
08-14-2006, 03:34 PM
how old is she then? matter of fact ill send you a pm so you can give me details... ha nah im really out of mind or something. ill just stop there.

CHRONZ
08-14-2006, 03:37 PM
Do it, do it

Roman Deini
08-14-2006, 03:45 PM
i think teresa is like now if i see you im gonna whoop your ass ;)

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 03:47 PM
Ill Reply To Your Question Edd When I Get Home. Im About To Get Off And Deini Ill Be On Msn Tonite!

Jesus Christ
08-14-2006, 07:07 PM
Ill Reply To Your Question Edd When I Get Home. Im About To Get Off And Deini Ill Be On Msn Tonite!

I'm gonna add you to my buddy list b.....aby.

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 07:09 PM
save me on yahoo right now

or aim rather


im not on msn
fuck let me sign on brb

Gawd
08-14-2006, 07:57 PM
Ill Reply To Your Question Edd When I Get Home. Im About To Get Off And Deini Ill Be On Msn Tonite!


Thats a yes

MsRzaRecTaH
08-14-2006, 08:03 PM
So do you enjoy the buttsecks?



Do you enjoy it?
HAHA Im not answering these type of questions on here. Yall crazy
8O

Gawd
08-14-2006, 08:08 PM
Do you enjoy it?
HAHA Im not answering these type of questions on here. Yall crazy
8O
I give the gift of gifts.

smokebongoncliff
08-14-2006, 10:11 PM
lol

Sicka than aidZ
08-15-2006, 03:34 AM
THATS A FUCKED UP THREAD TITLE GIMPY:king:

mashqauck
08-15-2006, 03:47 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

MS Rza is a thug for enduring all of this foul talk












































penises

MsRzaRecTaH
08-15-2006, 08:03 AM
What The Fuck Are U On Legato?

MsRzaRecTaH
08-15-2006, 08:50 AM
really? me too .. but Im reading on the shit thats going on at the airports

BLACKNEFERTITI07
08-15-2006, 09:15 AM
dang this topic still rollin?? :lmao: :lmao: halla baq

MathMatician
08-15-2006, 09:52 AM
Let's jack off to Shyheims red font tantrums.

BLACKNEFERTITI07
08-15-2006, 09:54 AM
Let's jack off to Shyheims red font tantrums.

not 2day. i let off some steam at the gym last night so i'm a lil tired and sore

Visionz
08-15-2006, 10:03 AM
is she trippin that people are talkin dirty in a thread w/ "so I'm jacking off" in it's title? I feel like Charlie Brown right now.

Roman Deini
08-15-2006, 10:49 AM
thanks for my new wallpaper t ;)

Roman Deini
08-15-2006, 10:59 AM
nah she naked.

Roman Deini
08-15-2006, 11:07 AM
was talking to T.

Jesus Christ
08-15-2006, 01:13 PM
Ill Reply To Your Question Edd When I Get Home. Im About To Get Off And Deini Ill Be On Msn Tonite!

I'm gonna add you to my buddy list b.....aby.

save me on yahoo right now

or aim rather


im not on msn
fuck let me sign on brb


Update.....................

Last night I got Ms. Reesa on my msn messanger, and we talked.

It was rocky at first, she called me a stalking pervert, but then I laid my pimp game down. Once I was able to convince her not to call the internet police we actually started hitting it off.

We talked......well not really we typed. Then she obliged me by giving me her phone number. The we talked.






































We talked about everything...........and nothing at all.








































































We talked until the sun came up..............................













































































At one point during the night I asked her to post pics of her tattoos close, up. She asked me to post pics of my tats first, well.............I have a tatoo of a totem pole around my dick, she didn't believe me, so I told her I'd post it but she had to give me a picture of herself topless. I don't know if it was the swollen-ness of my totem, or my extreme pimp game, but soon she was sending me squirrel shots.








































We then proceeded to engage in the best internet/phone sex i've had in my life. Pictures going back and forth every step of the way. It's like I was hitting it without hitting it...........................





















































































Miss Reesa, I'll be waiting for you at the bus station tonight, I hope you got the grey hound tickets I told you to pay for.

MsRzaRecTaH
08-15-2006, 06:04 PM
yeah I got your tickets

smokebongoncliff
08-15-2006, 06:12 PM
ahahaa. thats some funny stuff for real

MsRzaRecTaH
08-15-2006, 06:19 PM
Im glad you enjoying our story lmaooo!!

Visionz
08-15-2006, 06:25 PM
Miss Reesa, I'll be waiting for you at the bus station tonight, I hope you got the grey hound tickets I told you to pay for.that's fuckin classic. lmao

ShaDynasty
08-15-2006, 06:26 PM
Im glad you enjoying our story lmaooo!!

im glad your cool with us jacking off to your pics

Gawd
08-15-2006, 06:27 PM
im glad your cool with us jacking off to your pics

i sodmize my dog to her pics....hope she is cool wit that

Jesus Christ
08-15-2006, 07:18 PM
i sodmize my dog to her pics....hope she is cool wit that


Now that's just fucking sick...hey have met my friend Jasper?

ShaDynasty
08-15-2006, 07:23 PM
Now that's just fucking sick...hey have met my friend Jasper?

secondary account

Gawd
08-15-2006, 07:25 PM
Now that's just fucking sick...hey have met my friend Jasper?


No. Who is that?

ShaDynasty
08-15-2006, 07:26 PM
No. Who is that?

lol

Gawd
08-15-2006, 07:27 PM
I have no secondary