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Bloo
08-15-2006, 01:07 AM
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Razorsharp
08-15-2006, 01:12 AM
LMAO.... :lmao: imaginary rep... good stuff bloo

Bloo
08-15-2006, 01:17 AM
No doubt Ron. I got some more commin up in a bit.

Razorsharp
08-15-2006, 01:18 AM
add me to msn... i jus requested u

Bloo
08-15-2006, 01:19 AM
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Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

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"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

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"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

Razorsharp
08-15-2006, 01:21 AM
not as good... but the 1st one is hilarious...lol

BRONZBODY
08-15-2006, 01:27 AM
i really think dan quayle is dumber than george bush....

Bloo
08-15-2006, 01:27 AM
I got you mayne :) I'll have to find a computer around here that has it that'll let me get on.

Razorsharp
08-15-2006, 01:28 AM
I got you mayne :) I'll have to find a computer around here that has it that'll let me get on.

u at work??

Bloo
08-15-2006, 01:32 AM
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"If you think is was an accident, applaud."
- Geraldo Rivera, talk show host, to his audience on Natalie Wood's drowning

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President


"I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity."
- Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer

Bloo
08-15-2006, 01:33 AM
u at work??

Yeah, all nighter as usual

The Wizzard
08-15-2006, 01:36 AM
lol, that shit is funny as hell

Razorsharp
08-15-2006, 01:38 AM
Yeah, all nighter as usual

where u from and where u work at??

Bloo
08-15-2006, 01:44 AM
Chillin in FL man. work front desk at the Hilton 11PM to 7AM. That's why most of my posts are in the middle of the night.

Murdah Piff
08-15-2006, 01:52 AM
Chillin in FL man. work front desk at the Hilton 11PM to 7AM. That's why most of my posts are in the middle of the night.
i liked workin the graveyard shift cause you spend less loots, plus the monkeys come out at night

Bloo
08-15-2006, 01:53 AM
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Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
-Pedro Guerrero


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If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Dick Cavett


"Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine."
- Radio news announcer



Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
-David Acfield

Bloo
08-15-2006, 01:55 AM
i liked workin the graveyard shift cause you spend less loots, plus the monkeys come out at night

Oh like you won't believe! Just earlier tonight this chick called and started talkin to me about how she's pregnant and how horny she is cause of her hormones and how she fucks around cause her man is constantly out of town. Just out of nowhere man. I get wierd shit like that at least twice a month

BRONZBODY
08-15-2006, 01:59 AM
Oh like you won't believe! Just earlier tonight this chick called and started talkin to me about how she's pregnant and how horny she is cause of her hormones and how she fucks around cause her man is constantly out of town. Just out of nowhere man. I get wierd shit like that at least twice a monthi know what u mean..when i used to work at wal-mart,u get somstrange shit overnights.this one dude would come in with his fam right..this nigga got 10 kids yo!!! they all look alike all had long curly hair and wore dresses and shit,the dudes wore robes,i think they in a cult or somthing.

maestro wooz
08-15-2006, 02:17 AM
funny shit but alot of them seem to be misquotes

The Wizzard
08-15-2006, 02:19 AM
The Freaks come out a night, the freaks com out at niiiiiiiight

Razorsharp
08-15-2006, 03:13 AM
WHODINI OWNS!!! lol

tommytootone
08-15-2006, 02:31 PM
i know what u mean..when i used to work at wal-mart,u get somstrange shit overnights.this one dude would come in with his fam right..this nigga got 10 kids yo!!! they all look alike all had long curly hair and wore dresses and shit,the dudes wore robes,i think they in a cult or somthing. lol

Bloo
08-15-2006, 11:37 PM
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman costume warning label

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-Lee Iacocca

"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes."
-Richard (Dicky) Nixon

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
-- Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

Sicka than aidZ
08-16-2006, 12:00 AM
thanks bloo, instant classic. Now ima steal it. peace:thumbup:

Bloo
08-16-2006, 12:26 AM
No doubt man :)

Sicka than aidZ
08-16-2006, 12:28 AM
No doubt man :)

Just jokin, i take pride in not bein a shark nigga. Original gangstaaaaaH:king:aidzz

Bloo
08-16-2006, 12:37 AM
I know, I was actually playin on that last one. I was gonna have to get at you and be like, "Yo, I hardly get any good ideas for threads let me shine on this one!!"

JASPER
08-16-2006, 03:09 AM
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush

I think that's a pretty smart thing to say. He sometimes has opinions he doesn't ALWAYS agree with.

Maybe some of these were taken out of context.

WU-KILLAH
08-16-2006, 04:35 AM
I think that's a pretty smart thing to say. He sometimes has opinions he doesn't ALWAYS agree with

if he doesn't agree with it then it's not his opinion ...

JASPER
08-16-2006, 04:39 AM
Maybe I'm digging too deep.

venex
08-16-2006, 05:56 AM
damn, i'm laughing so much that it hearts my ear...


(I had a pretty big ear-surgery 2 days ago)

Bloo
08-16-2006, 06:41 AM
"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, during the recall campaign

"My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth."
–Former California Gov. Gray Davis, during the recall campeign

"We know there are known knowns: there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns: that is to say we know there are things we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns the ones we don't know we don't know."
–Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

"I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks."
–Democratic Presidential Candidate Howard Dean

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BYAHHHHHH!!!!

CashRules
08-16-2006, 12:28 PM
Bush Quotes:

"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." Bush, on David Letterman (who had just had open heart surgery), March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)

"There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of this [web] site, and this guy is just a garbage man, that's all he is." George Jr., discussing a web site that parodies him

"It's not the governor's role to decide who goes to heaven. I believe that God decides who goes to heaven, not George W. Bush." George W. Bush, in the Houston Chronicle.

"It's your money. You paid for it." George W Bush, LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." George W Bush, during a debate in St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000

Bush: "I talked to my little brother, Jeb - I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of - I shouldn't call him my little brother - my brother, Jeb, the great Governor of Texas."
Jim Lehrer: "Florida."
Bush: "Florida. The state of the Florida."
News Hour With Jim Lehrer, PBS, 27th April 2000

"Desert Storm. We sold a lot of tickets." George W Bush joking about the commercial advantages of being George Bush's son, and part owner of a baseball stadium, Larry King Live, CNN, 16th August 1992

"You're all going to hell." George W Bush joking about what he would say to Israeli Jews upon arriving in the Middle East in 1993, Austin-American Statesman, 1st December 1998

Question: "When you're not talking about politics, what do you and your father talk about?"
Bush: "Pussy."
To David Fink of the Hartford Courant, at the 1988 Republican Convention, Salon, 9th April 2000

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