View Full Version : Hatin' Is Overrated (MAD Punchlines!)

Definitive X
08-15-2006, 02:05 PM
Defcee the meanest spitter on the planet, exclude Roberto Alomar
With lyrical swords leaving fake soldiers with battle scars
Yíall are jackass fans, better off not tryiní this
Or deal in defeat more than a podiatrist
With imagery so vivd itíll make your iris limp
Best believe I slut out more MCs than an Irish pimp
You ainít no type of Crip, Blood or otherwise
With a lollipop frame, you rappers are sucka-sized
You a target, selliní yourself for higher than your worth
And still cominí up shorter than an impotent Smurf
Match my work ethic? You better clock in soon
Cuz I got more SAs/essays than the Spursí locker room
Keep bragginí, I donít mess with fleas
Only knockout blow you ever had, you were asleep on your knees
Iíll add Daylight Savings Time to your fifteen minutes of fame
Kickiní soccer rhymes, to show you how to spit beautiful game

Forget a silver spoon, I was born with a mic to my mouth
While it took yíall ten years to find somethiní to write about
And based off of an ill beat, and one dope verse
I got fans pulliní my coat until my throat hurts
To be honest, your reign is a drizzle: boriní
While I keep my punchlines fluid like prom in New Orleans
Stay with a pen like Rob Duvall, outwit my biggest foe
Just ask the Hudson River bout who got the sicker flow
Flash freeze my saliva, I spit it cold
And have rappers falliní off harder than Riddick Bowe
Your OG act is old, shake the dust out
With raps thatís more pointless than a Patrick Roy shutout
When I bust out, it puts Janet Jackson to shame
Without an exposed titty or championship game
Tape decks automatically rewind me
While y'all got more pipe dreams than Bobby Brown in the '90s...


Definitive X
08-17-2006, 06:42 PM

Da Dishonourable Don
08-19-2006, 10:07 PM
nice rhymes homie, but didn't you spit those 3 last bars in the first verse against me in a battle?!

Definitive X
08-20-2006, 08:13 PM
Yeah, but I was hard-pressed for material...this was written more for an audio track...but don't worry, I didn't snatch those lines for the battle, just from the battle...

Da Dishonourable Don
08-23-2006, 11:39 PM
that's cool, I do the same from time to time, the lines are nice anyways, plus I heard the audio, the intro was kinda long, but otherwise track was ill kid, keep doing you, peace!

anytime you up for round 2, let me know, too many corns out there with no skills!

Father N Dangerous
08-24-2006, 02:59 AM
When I bust out, it puts Janet Jackson to shame
Without an exposed titty or championship game

word feeling that line

i see your still doing your thing xtadas you still ill with it! good to see you are still doign you. stay up keep blessin