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J-Cee
08-28-2006, 01:15 PM
Ghetto prom pictures

http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom006.jpgMy mom emailed these to me earlier today. Apparently, jigs in the ghetto have been wearing some rather outlandish-looking outfits to the prom. Some of them I had to resize so that they'd fit in my center column. In those cases, you'll want to click to enlarge. Actually, you probably won't want to.
[/URL][URL="http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom001.jpg"]http://www.byroncrawford.com/images/ghettoprom001.jpg (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/)Leroy, Otis and Juan pause for pictures on the red carpet, which, you'll notice, isn't actually made of carpet. Parts of Leroy's outfit are, though.
http://www.byroncrawford.com/images/ghettoprom002.jpg (http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom002.jpg)Sharonda is looking rather hookerish in a purple, low cut number that shows off her boobs quite nicely.
http://www.byroncrawford.com/images/ghettoprom003.jpg (http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom003.jpg)I'm pretty sure both of the kids in this picture are retarded. You can kinda see it in their faces. In fact, and it's hard to tell not being able to see his arm, that kid on the left might be a member of the Ying Yang Twinz.
http://www.byroncrawford.com/images/ghettoprom004.jpg (http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom004.jpg)You wonder if the fellow in this picture's head is cut off because the photographer was high on crack or if that was done intentionally to hide his identity from the motherfucking po-lice.
http://www.byroncrawford.com/images/ghettoprom005.gif (http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom005.gif)Now, this is what I call motherfucking coordination! It takes a while to notice this, but not only do the patterns of each of the kids' outfits match, but the pattern on the big, gully looking one's headband and the pattern on his two weed carriers' Nike swooshtikas also match.
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom007.jpgMexican people, like people from most foreign countries, just aren't used to the gulliness of an American diet. That's why their women are blowing up to such epic proportions.
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom008.jpgNice and slutty looking, not unlike the outfit Lil Kim wore to the MTV Video Music Awards that one time. The chick on the right is almost conservative-looking though, at least by hood standards.
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom009.jpg Ah, the classic throwback suit and dress. Nothing really says class quite like it.
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom010.jpg This is probably my favorite, just because there's a nerdy-looking cracka-ass cracka dressed up as a pimp in it.
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom011.jpg Notice how the two chicks on either ends completely dwarf the chick in the center, even though she's probably like really, really big herself.
http://www.byroncrawford.com/images/ghettoprom012.jpg (http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom012.jpg) Another white pimp at the hood prom. I don't even want to know whatever it was he had to do to get his gang of black friends to respect him. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was bad. I mean, look at the expression on his face.
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom013.jpg The fellow on the right is obviously teh ghey. Like, Leroy (or whatever his name was) from "Fame" teh ghey. No homo for even posting this on my site.
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom014.jpg Mercedes was the star attraction of the entire prom with her helicopter shaped weave.
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom015.jpg Seriously, what school district really allowed somebody this fat to show up dressed up like this to the prom? If you look closely (Warning: Don't), you can even see part of her boob hanging out of her top. Now, that's just wrong.
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom016.jpg
Finally, this is the most bizarre and, in some ways, the most sad of all of these pictures. Aaliyah showed up to the prom in an outfit specially designed to show off her soon to be born unwanted, illegitimate future convict of a baby.

L~>1<~NKS
08-28-2006, 01:19 PM
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cap
08-28-2006, 01:22 PM
hahahah classic!

tekunique
08-28-2006, 01:27 PM
http://www.tfst-nyc.com/uploads/roflcopter.gif

http://www.tfst-nyc.com/uploads/roflcopter.gif

http://www.tfst-nyc.com/uploads/roflcopter.gif

L~>1<~NKS
08-28-2006, 01:39 PM
:lmao:

stak84
08-28-2006, 02:02 PM
wow

L~>1<~NKS
08-28-2006, 02:18 PM
Dog I Can't Stop Laughin - I Remember My Co Worker Sent Me These A Few Months Ago, And I Spent The Whole Day Cathin A Cornery....

mashqauck
08-28-2006, 03:35 PM
i had a prom like this

zeppelin2k
08-28-2006, 05:33 PM
i had a prom like this

post

JASPER
08-28-2006, 05:44 PM
Copter girl looks pretty good. I'd nut all in her cockpit.

MsRzaRecTaH
08-28-2006, 05:50 PM
Oh wow thats so ghettttttooo

PANDA PISS
08-28-2006, 05:50 PM
i didnt laugh

smokebongoncliff
08-28-2006, 06:02 PM
thats crazy

snapple
08-28-2006, 06:44 PM
http://www.psd267.wednet.edu/content/images/watermellon.jpghttp://www.adamssuperfood.com/data/productimages/fried%20chicken%20-%20large.jpg

is this a ghetto lunch?:fucku:

PANDA PISS
08-28-2006, 06:46 PM
http://www.psd267.wednet.edu/content/images/watermellon.jpghttp://www.adamssuperfood.com/data/productimages/fried%20chicken%20-%20large.jpg

is this a ghetto lunch?:fucku:

that looks fuckin great!
i love watermelons, always have, and fried chicken is like the greatest food ever made from an animal

Sicka than aidZ
08-28-2006, 06:54 PM
Roflmao. Holy Fuck Where'd U Go To School?

HANZO
08-28-2006, 06:59 PM
u kno the white pimps in the pics run the joint. they too gangsta for everyone else.

L~>1<~NKS
08-28-2006, 07:28 PM
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ghettoprom014.jpg
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: - 6 HOURZ LATER AND IM STILL LMAO!!! OH, OH, SHIT HISSSS AHHHHH....................





















............WOOOO THOUGHT I WUZ CATCHIN ANOTHER CORNERY THERE...

MsRzaRecTaH
08-28-2006, 07:39 PM
L1nks!!

Lmaoo U Making Melaugh!

Frontal Lobotomy
08-28-2006, 07:43 PM
Man, that's..well..gash. The chick with the helicopter on her head, that's fucked up. See, this is why its cooler to in fact ditch the prom.
Its still funny, mind you

L~>1<~NKS
08-28-2006, 08:57 PM
L1nks!!

Lmaoo U Making Melaugh!


CRAZY RIGHT!?!?

eVoL
08-28-2006, 09:07 PM
the whole time i was thinking
"fucking black people"

MsRzaRecTaH
08-28-2006, 09:08 PM
CRAZY RIGHT!?!?

All I can do is just shake my head.. thats fucking embarassing.. lol :$

PLO-Stylez
08-28-2006, 09:10 PM
i didnt laugh

me either..........i cried it was so funny

Sicka than aidZ
08-29-2006, 12:22 PM
haahahahahahahaahaa, u can look at this thread laugh your ass off every time!!

Sicka than aidZ
08-29-2006, 12:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/jameztwo/droppinbombs1-1.jpg

Wouldnt be prom night without bush on the one's an two's

Robert
08-29-2006, 01:15 PM
http://www.psd267.wednet.edu/content/images/watermellon.jpghttp://www.adamssuperfood.com/data/productimages/fried%20chicken%20-%20large.jpg

is this a ghetto lunch?:fucku:
Good point....

CherChezLaMarauder
08-29-2006, 01:21 PM
Ive seen these pictures before. I suggest we donate some clothes to these kids, like some shoes, slacks & ties.