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Sicka than aidZ
07-09-2005, 10:53 PM
I beer bonged a lil shitzu, pug lookin dog once.....lil fucker was on his 4th budweiser and lovin it than mom walked in on us beerbonging the family dogg and we knew we were dead

yeah, it was fuckin hilarious, the mutt was drenched in booze

deadlymelody
07-10-2005, 01:03 AM
I caught my friend fucking his dog once

Sicka than aidZ
07-10-2005, 01:25 AM
I caught my friend fucking his dog once
thats beyond wrong....at least u didnt catch him fucking u

Frank Drebin
07-10-2005, 02:20 AM
thats beyond wrong....at least u didnt catch him fucking u
LOL funny bugga

iNtell3kT
07-10-2005, 02:24 AM
i caught my friend fingering his cat once...shit was just awkward and wierd

Rebel_INS
07-10-2005, 03:37 AM
What the fuck

iNtell3kT
07-10-2005, 04:38 AM
What the fuckwell if u really wanna know

it was so many days b4 Christmas Eve, and i had got the Nintendo 64 when they came out..so that Christmas i got my first games which were Doom 64 and Turok, so i took my N64 to my friends house, and my moms let me open my games early so we can play them and i used his restroom and when i came out and went into his room he had his finger in his cat....and his cant was like purring like a mutha fuka...and it was awkward as hell...i was just standing there and he looked at me..and said 'she likes it' i was like ummmm and i just put it behind me and went to set up the N64 like nothing happened....and he was a good friend so i just figured he wasa lil wierd in his head ya know or imature or somthing...cause wow...i felt liek leaveing...but he was cool, he recently recorded an album i heard..but i havnt seen his ass in like 6 or 7 years

peace

Skellington
07-10-2005, 08:39 AM
I let my hamster crawl into my speaker once, by accident, and he couldn't get out, I was like 'oh shit" so I went down to search some tools etc...when I finally found some I went back up to my room but my man Wesly was turning up the volume and bass, and I was like' wtf man??' and he was 'No no, watch this shit' and the damn hamster bpounced back out of speaker like nuthin' happened....


Then one afternoon me and some friends where hanging around my place and gettin' mad high...cause that's what we always did when it was break at school, we all went to my place.But back in that day I had a lil' mouse as a pet (I luv them lil' animals). So we were blowin' away,gettin' seriously messed up and I grabbed my mouse out of his home and we were givin' him some shots you know to see what effect it had, and it was mad funny, he was relaxed and shit, he was just sitting on my lap doin' nuthin' lickin his balls etc...like these animals always do, so a friend of me was laying down on my couch watching the ventilator....and he asked" hey why don't we put the mouse on a vent blade and let him spin for a while..." So we were like "........ehm...OK haha...." So we put him on the vent,turned the speed slower ofcourse and let him spin...he was up there for like 15 minutes and we totally forgot about him.We were all hanging in the couch laughin' at Wrestling game I taped the other day till suddenly my mouse falls on my friends lap...we were all like.."Woowww...where did that came from..." THAT shit was hilarious man...we laughed our asses of, but my mouse was OK, he sobered up I think LOL.

iNtell3kT
07-10-2005, 09:11 AM
I let my hamster crawl into my speaker once, by accident, and he couldn't get out, I was like 'oh shit" so I went down to search some tools etc...when I finally found some I went back up to my room but my man Wesly was turning up the volume and bass, and I was like' wtf man??' and he was 'No no, watch this shit' and the damn hamster bpounced back out of speaker like nuthin' happened....


Then one afternoon me and some friends where hanging around my place and gettin' mad high...cause that's what we always did when it was break at school, we all went to my place.But back in that day I had a lil' mouse as a pet (I luv them lil' animals). So we were blowin' away,gettin' seriously messed up and I grabbed my mouse out of his home and we were givin' him some shots you know to see what effect it had, and it was mad funny, he was relaxed and shit, he was just sitting on my lap doin' nuthin' lickin his balls etc...like these animals always do, so a friend of me was laying down on my couch watching the ventilator....and he asked" hey why don't we put the mouse on a vent blade and let him spin for a while..." So we were like "........ehm...OK haha...." So we put him on the vent,turned the speed slower ofcourse and let him spin...he was up there for like 15 minutes and we totally forgot about him.We were all hanging in the couch laughin' at Wrestling game I taped the other day till suddenly my mouse falls on my friends lap...we were all like.."Woowww...where did that came from..." THAT shit was hilarious man...we laughed our asses of, but my mouse was OK, he sobered up I think LOL.
thats fucked up!!!!!

poor little guy, proly holucinating, goddamn..
could u get high the spin around for 15 minutes constantly?
no man u couldnt...poor lil thing is a vegetable now...lol

Knok-A-Fella
07-10-2005, 09:17 AM
you know them samurai sword sets you can get, i had one them out, the big fuk off katana one, and was jus playin around with it

wen my doorbell went so i put the blade on my bed and went to answer the door
at this time i was lookin after my neices dog cos she was on holiday so i said id tke care of it

so im down stairs tlkin to the person at the door
so wen i came bk up 2 the bedroom, i found my bed sheets covered in blood and the dog whimperin

the little dumb fuker had started to smell the blade and started to lik it
the blade was fukin sharp as hell by the way,
the dog licked the edged blade and its tongue come clean off

i was fukin laughin my head off

after dat my bed was fuked up, there was a dogs tongue in it, the dog eventually died, and i had to spend 300 to get my niece a new dog

but still a fukin funny story

ROFLMFAO

bLESS, 1

Sicka than aidZ
07-10-2005, 11:50 AM
wow!...^^^

yo, i used to stick this hedgehog like nose first in an upside down pop bottle(cut the bottle in half ) an feed the lil thing knife hits, the hedgehog luved chronic more than we did. she wouldn't unball until we blew a fat bong hit or somethin on her. she was cool

Prince Rai
07-10-2005, 12:18 PM
i used to have a fish..

it was cute...

it swam better than me...

then it died and i cried, i was4 or 5 years old...

the end...

i had a dog,

i called it hashbrown cos he had a smell.

ye could bark loud,

he is still alive

the end

7EL7
07-11-2005, 09:52 PM
i have a couple of roaches
who
run real fast when they see me

LadySnowBlood
07-15-2005, 07:37 PM
when i was 12, my dog ate my mother's stockings...

He came down the stairs
with a 4 foot long sock with shit all over it...

there was shit EVERYWHERE on the carpet upstairs a
nd we had to cut it and ...uggh

Sicka than aidZ
07-15-2005, 11:37 PM
when i was 12, my dog ate my mother's stockings...

He came down the stairs
with a 4 foot long sock with shit all over it...

there was shit EVERYWHERE on the carpet upstairs a
nd we had to cut it and ...uggh
hahaHAAA!

Mixtape Mutt
07-15-2005, 11:45 PM
when i was 12, my dog ate my mother's stockings...

He came down the stairs
with a 4 foot long sock with shit all over it...

there was shit EVERYWHERE on the carpet upstairs a
nd we had to cut it and ...uggh

Hahaha, I don't think anyone can beat that story.

check two
07-15-2005, 11:50 PM
I have a pet turtle that raps. Well, at least he tries too. It all started when I was playing a Fat Boys beat, and the turtle kept making rhyming noises with his mouth.

Sicka than aidZ
07-15-2005, 11:56 PM
does your turtle get high?

check two
07-16-2005, 12:12 AM
Well, one time my turtle got a hold of some speed, and he started running around the house.

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 12:16 AM
faster than the "wabbit" or what?

jjh_38
07-16-2005, 02:20 AM
My homie 'used' to have a hamster (Rambo).. We used to stuff him in a supply box with a couple small holes poked in it and blow bong hits through the holes.. Well, one day we opened that shit up and rambo was dead fuck. (not funny,, jus a story)

Prince Rai
07-16-2005, 08:28 AM
My homie 'used' to have a hamster (Rambo).. We used to stuff him in a supply box with a couple small holes poked in it and blow bong hits through the holes.. Well, one day we opened that shit up and rambo was dead fuck. (not funny,, jus a story)
that it funny in a verrry harsh way..

check two
07-16-2005, 03:16 PM
No offense, but I don't think the story about the dog dying was funny.

Definitive X
07-16-2005, 03:26 PM
One time, our dog was runnin' around in my backyard...my little brothers were playin' ball back there...so my dog was lyin' down, prob'ly thinkin, "I'm tired as Hell. What the fuck are those two dudes doin' with that bat and ball?" etc. etc. ...Suddenly, my brother hits a huge pop fly...it's too far back for my other brother to get it...and it hits my dog right in the ribs...luckily, she wasn't too messed up...

Kriszy Substance
07-16-2005, 03:36 PM
Once an ex room mate of mine's dog, got into our pot brownies cause we had left to do something and forgot about them on the counter. When we got home, she was WAY fucked up and couldnt even stand on her own two legs, it was funny in a sad way. The dogs fine but the girl did trip out and take her to the vet, they figured out the problem that we already knew and said take her home and sober her up. Also, once when I was a kid, we gave my hamster some peanut butter. But they obviously have real small throats and he couldnt get the peanut butter down. He was choking, dying right in from of us. So we started giving that fuker CPR and shit. He made it alright, but it was funny to see us crowded over this little hamster, pumping on his chest, freaking out.

Skellington
07-16-2005, 03:47 PM
thats fucked up!!!!!

poor little guy, proly holucinating, goddamn..
could u get high the spin around for 15 minutes constantly?
no man u couldnt...poor lil thing is a vegetable now...lol
Nah he didn't,in fact, that mouse lived the longest of all 10 I owned.

mashqauck
07-16-2005, 05:16 PM
I catch fish then stuff those waterproof black cat things in their mouths and blow off their jaws, i like to hit pidgeons with shovels and watch my dogs eat them, i like to let my dogs it my cumshots, i like to get naked and masturbate with lotion all over my body while my feet are duck taped together. i like a lot of things.

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 06:23 PM
My homie 'used' to have a hamster (Rambo).. We used to stuff him in a supply box with a couple small holes poked in it and blow bong hits through the holes.. Well, one day we opened that shit up and rambo was dead fuck. (not funny,, jus a story)lmao.....dude, the way u put it "dead fuck"...lol, crazy

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 06:25 PM
Once an ex room mate of mine's dog, got into our pot brownies cause we had left to do something and forgot about them on the counter. When we got home, she was WAY fucked up and couldnt even stand on her own two legs, it was funny in a sad way. The dogs fine but the girl did trip out and take her to the vet, they figured out the problem that we already knew and said take her home and sober her up. Also, once when I was a kid, we gave my hamster some peanut butter. But they obviously have real small throats and he couldnt get the peanut butter down. He was choking, dying right in from of us. So we started giving that fuker CPR and shit. He made it alright, but it was funny to see us crowded over this little hamster, pumping on his chest, freaking out.
where do u live in alaska?

Kriszy Substance
07-16-2005, 09:56 PM
Fairbanks. You know something about Alaska? It is a nice place, land of the midnight sun. Here in the summer time it is light 24 hours a day, the sun never sets. Real nice for having lots of fun. But winters are just the opposite. The sun barely ever comes up. Cold, dark. But the Aurora Borealis is out then, and everyone should try to check out that shit some time in their life. They are like alive colored light, and they dance if you turn your music up real loud, they love the Wu. Plus they make a strange screaming type sound that will put a chill in your spine, if you listen close enough.

LadySnowBlood
07-16-2005, 10:25 PM
a friend of mine had put his baby iguana's head in a bong..
that was just wrong...

Butter
07-16-2005, 10:59 PM
my gerbil escape'd once and it was a pretty hefty dude, it got behind my wardrobe where he get stuck in a hole in the wall so his head was in the wall and his tail hanging out. i left him there to think about what'd he done.

Skellington
07-17-2005, 05:59 AM
Ah yeah fuck gerbils, I had two of them suckers, they constantly escaped and bit my ps2 and TV wires....

Butter
07-17-2005, 08:18 AM
yeah man i seen your set up, i was cleaning out the cage and i left it open, he just climbed out, i have no idea how it was a big cage.

check two
07-17-2005, 11:18 PM
Akabobbyd,
You should be locked up in an insane asylum.

I guess it's hard to commit crimes in Alaska during the summertime. Wintertime would be ripe though.

Kriszy Substance
07-17-2005, 11:45 PM
Yeah, on 24 hours/day! Plus, when it gets cold enough, we get this shit called ice fog, and you cant see even 1 foot in front of you, would make for a good movie fight. Plus, you'd be wearing a parka, like everyone else, so youd be hard to ID. But, 5o below weather is not ripe. Its fucked. You can literally throw out a bucket of hot water and that shit hitz the ground as ice. Pennsylvania is pretty cold from what I have heard though.