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BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-06-2006, 06:20 PM
http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/man-with-two-penises-getting-one-removed/n20060821094009990009?cid=936


Man With Two Penises Getting One Removed
Reuters


NEW DELHI (Aug. 19) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday. The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.

tekunique
09-06-2006, 06:22 PM
wow.. just when u thought jasper & ben showed us everything......

Gawd
09-06-2006, 06:22 PM
id do ageous in the fart box and the baby cave all at the same time...shes my angel you know....

but for reals hell yes i would remove one...unless i was single i would keep both and use them as a way to meet chix....

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-06-2006, 06:22 PM
I personally would keep it so I could DP any woman I met

tekunique
09-06-2006, 06:22 PM
I personally would keep it so I could DP any woman I met
exactly my thoughts.

PANDA PISS
09-06-2006, 06:23 PM
could you fuck 2 bitches at the same time?
if the physics were right i could carve out a niche for myself as a cult porn star
...called double p

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-06-2006, 06:25 PM
could you fuck 2 bitches at the same time?
if the physics were right i could carve out a niche for myself as a cult porn star
...called double p

Well in the article it states both penises were fully formed and worked so the Indian dude needs to get a Casting Agent so he can have the Porn Industry Shook!

oLd_KaiNry
09-06-2006, 06:28 PM
he could of had a heck of a pornstar carreer with 2 dicks

tekunique
09-06-2006, 06:29 PM
gives a new meaning to "2 dicks and 1 bitch, find yourself in serious shit.." not no more..lol

JASPER
09-06-2006, 06:29 PM
Oh no.. one of my erections died... yeah I could use a back up cock

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-06-2006, 06:41 PM
Oh no.. one of my erections died... yeah I could use a back up cock
Its always a good Idea to back up ya HARD DRIVE!

JASPER
09-06-2006, 06:47 PM
You probably need more blood to keep both penises erect at the same time, especialy when you're a low hung aryan as myself. I'd probably achieve hardness and pass out to get raped by Rosie O'Donnel and Oprah Winfrey. Each one teach one.

CherChezLaMarauder
09-06-2006, 07:02 PM
one would get jealous of the other, sort of like evil twins. One would be a stud muffin ready for some action 24/7. The other stays home and does all the urinating.

snapple
09-06-2006, 07:02 PM
gives a new meaning to "2 dicks and 1 bitch, find yourself in serious shit.." not no more..lol

ohh damn you got that BIG line wrong lol

and hell yea id keep 2 of em, one in the pink one in the stink. plus it must feel doubly good, you get to bust twice...and if you can get it down to at the same time thatd be some ill shit.

tekunique
09-06-2006, 07:04 PM
ohh damn you got that BIG line wrong lol

and hell yea id keep 2 of em, one in the pink one in the stink. plus it must feel doubly good, you get to bust twice...and if you can get it down to at the same time thatd be some ill shit.
correct me then man dont give me internet blueballs.. shit i thought new yorkers supposed to look out...

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-06-2006, 07:06 PM
I would get a blowjob while fucking a girl in the ass

snapple
09-06-2006, 07:10 PM
haha damn man sorry if i hurt your feelings i dont know how im not lookin out, i was just sayin thats not the line, "with 2 dicks and no bitch" its ill homosexual wordplay, serious shit as in no vagina put it in the butt

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-06-2006, 07:12 PM
id fuck missrza and krizzy at the same time

:king:

tekunique
09-06-2006, 07:14 PM
haha damn man sorry if i hurt your feelings i dont know how im not lookin out, i was just sayin thats not the line, "with 2 dicks and no bitch" its ill homosexual wordplay, serious shit as in no vagina put it in the butt

oh yeah...LOL thats some dumb shit where i knew it but still said it wrong. good looks. LOL @ you explainin the line, i aint a 16yr old that got into hip hop cuz of the slim shady lp. :9

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-06-2006, 07:16 PM
imagine bustin both nuts at once!!! shit would be like fucking on extasy
I'd probably have a Coronary!

tekunique
09-06-2006, 07:21 PM
imagine fucking a bitch with 2 pussies...lol

CherChezLaMarauder
09-06-2006, 07:31 PM
how do we know both penises would cooperate? what if one is impotent? what if one gets burned? what if you cheated on your wife and she tied both them shits together? Ouch

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-06-2006, 07:34 PM
how do we know both penises would cooperate? what if one is impotent? what if one gets burned? what if you cheated on your wife and she tied both them shits together? Ouch
Why don't you figure it out Penile plant?

Gawd
09-06-2006, 07:39 PM
what if you cheated on your wife and she tied both them shits together? Ouch


lawls...........greatest post today...other than all of mine.

zeppelin2k
09-06-2006, 08:29 PM
that would be illll na na

mad expensive on condoms though

snapple
09-06-2006, 09:03 PM
^^lol just let one of them rot

L~>1<~NKS
09-06-2006, 09:53 PM
No (answerin Bens ?)

Matta fack - it would help me when Im blasted and seein double... Good orientation add-on sun...

Bloo
09-06-2006, 10:33 PM
Well now that can be a blessing and a curse. I'd get one removed if it was in an inconvenient place. Like, off to the right of the first. I know they can't exist in the same space but, I think it'd be a pain in the ass to have unless one was like right over the other.

But yeah, I'd be even more of a sexoholic than I am now indeed

tekunique
09-06-2006, 10:39 PM
Well now that can be a blessing and a curse. I'd get one removed if it was in an inconvenient place. Like, off to the right of the first. I know they can't exist in the same space but, I think it'd be a pain in the ass to have unless one was like right over the other.

But yeah, I'd be even more of a sexoholic than I am now indeed

youre thinkin too much over something that youll never physically witness realistcly. fuck the positioning of the dicks, its just 2 penises assumably [<- tek-word right there..] positioned for DP thats it kid.. :mmmyah:

Bloo
09-06-2006, 10:42 PM
You're probably right. But it would be annoying as all hell if one of them was in a awkward area. Like damn near on your thigh, I just don't see that dick getting used much...

tekunique
09-06-2006, 10:44 PM
You're probably right. But it would be annoying as all hell if one of them was in a awkward area. Like damn near on your thigh, I just don't see that dick getting used much...
LOL.. i have to use this one on you man.."youre a hot mess ~!"

:9~

mashqauck
09-06-2006, 11:38 PM
i'd sell one to shyheimchica so she will stop bitchin' about it

CashRules
09-07-2006, 08:39 AM
If you had cum with one i wonder if you could carry on with the other an cum again, and by that time the other would be ready for action again so you could go all week jus rotatin between the penises, you'd have the sexual ability of 2 men, i want one!! well 2 but ya know what i mean.....

Inspectah_Dirk
09-07-2006, 10:24 AM
It depends on how they are positioned on my body. If they were next to each other, then i would have one removed, if they were below each other, then it would be great for doing double penetrations.

zeppelin2k
09-07-2006, 01:02 PM
who acres where the other one is?
thing that sucks is he only has 2 balls probably

but yeah wherever they are, you can get a blow on one side and jerked on the other, or try to get them to cum at the same time, the possibilities are endless

jallainINS
09-07-2006, 03:10 PM
how many nuts did he have?

Frontal Lobotomy
09-07-2006, 03:19 PM
Would you have to take both out to take a piss?
Otherwise, the idea of a double bellslap sounds well funny

Inspectah_Dirk
09-07-2006, 03:21 PM
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IrOnMaN
09-07-2006, 08:33 PM
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^^Hmmmm.............