drug test!

[snapple]

wow, i just got hit out of fucking NOWHERE today. ive taken my share of drug tests, but that was years ago....found ways around it...all urien tests....its offical i am now an employee of X. i start next week. but as soon as i get my hours and shit they go "ok so are you ready for the drug test" and i just had to say yea...i was planning on diluting it and ruining the sample...but it was a fucking cotton swab! ive never heard of this before...you stick a cotton thing in your mouth for 2 minutes and it tastes disugusting...i dont know what im gonna do....i took 2 bowl hits this morning....only 2....for almost 2 weeks i havent smoked a blunt just a few bowls a day....but before that when i was in NY i was getting at least a QP every 2-3 days....i can't see it possible me not coming up positive for mairjuana. what the fuck kind of test is that...and what would you do if you were walking in my nikes....but as of right now im stopping smoking untill monday(when they get the resluts) and am gonna begin my cleansing. looks like im gonna be drinkin the next couple of nights....but fuck man I REALLY need a job..and i blew half an aderole the first morning of class cause i was so tired i havent woken up that early in a long time....FUUUCK amphedimes better not test positive....thats what aderole would come up as right? but im making calls and seeing if some people are gonna hold me down with some shit i wont get into, but damn does anyone have any suggestions at all? by the way my metabolism is really really really fast i dont have much body fat on me at all....help me out!

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Sorry, not in the mood to read more than 2 lines.

[Gawd]

Your fucked...keep looking for a job. Stay of drugs

[jallainINS]

hah, ur screwed.

[Gawd]

the saliva test will fail you......

[Visionz]

Keep lookin man, that's all you can do.

[Frontal Lobotomy]

maybe if you swill your mouth out with bleach before you head in, you'll be ok. Otherwise, you're in some shit

[stak84]

never ceases to amaze me, get off the shit a month before
the job search begins then you dont have to worry about this
shit, come on snap i know your better than that

[ArcherPriest]

jus work construction. ..... shit, i make 18 an hour to sniff coke and swing a hammer all day

[MASTER PAI MEI]

Swab test = Your Fucked and will test Positive for marijuana and Meth

[MASTER PAI MEI]

jus work construction. ..... shit, i make 18 an hour to sniff coke and swing a hammer all day
King keeps it real!

[Visionz]

Dudes goin thru qp's in a couple of days mayne. He ain't stoppin for shit.

[Gawd]

Snapple does meth...ahahahaha...d00d you make yourself out to be full of knowledge and you tweek....fuxing $2 glass dick puffer.....

[Sicka than aidZ]

im in the same boat mahfucka.

Yo, what works the best for covering up the weed in my system? I have the nicest po, and the meanest judge. snapple, good luck man.

[Sicka than aidZ]

nevermind, those swab tests aint shit. Everyone i knows passed that shit. Ima find out what to do snapple, you'll probably pass the test.

[Visionz]

if its a piss test just drink an assload of water and don't eat anything. I'm talkin like a gallon in a couple of hours , if they pull some cotton swab shit u just fucked....btw you're ready when your piss and water look the same.

[Gawd]

nevermind, those swab tests aint shit. Everyone i knows passed that shit. Ima find out what to do snapple, you'll probably pass the test.I think he allready took the test

[Sicka than aidZ]

Snapple does meth...ahahahaha...d00d you make yourself out to be full of knowledge and you tweek....fuxing $2 glass dick puffer.....

Adderal isnt meth dude

[Gawd]

Adderal isnt meth dude
you should get clean and be a pharmacist

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Theres this guy i know, he did alot of ether and other shit one evening, got a bad trip, so he went to sit in the shower. But then he thought the showerhead was mad at him :D so he started fighting with it, and ended up with a black eye. What a noob.
I thought it was funny as fuck tho.

[Gawd]

Theres this guy i know, he did alot of ether and other shit one evening, got a bad trip, so he went to sit in the shower. But then he thought the showerhead was mad at him :D so he started fighting with it, and ended up with a black eye. What a noob.
I thought it was funny as fuck tho.
Shrap?

[Inspectah_Dirk]

No.

[Gawd]

No.
He fit the description

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Hahaha, then he must be a noob as well. Dont know Shrap too well and everything :p

[MASTER PAI MEI]

Adderal isnt meth dude
Yeah but it has amphetamines in it = Meth

[oLd_KaiNry]

Theres this guy i know, he did alot of ether and other shit one evening, got a bad trip, so he went to sit in the shower. But then he thought the showerhead was mad at him :D so he started fighting with it, and ended up with a black eye. What a noob.
I thought it was funny as fuck tho.

lol my friend was on some blue diamond pill (mix of xtc and other stuff)
and i had to go to the petshop to buy some food for my dog so i told him to come with me cuz he was allready at my house... so anyways we went to the pet shop and my friends see's this big ass parrot sayin some random shit, so he goes to talk to the parrot and i go take the food,so i come back to tell him were leavin and he is fckin yellin at the parrot cuz the parrot kept on sayin " peanut " when my friend was talkin to him

was some funny shit

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Hahaha, drugs make people do some fucked up funny shit man :D

[snapple]

Snapple does meth...ahahahaha...d00d you make yourself out to be full of knowledge and you tweek....fuxing $2 glass dick puffer.....


up your drug knowledge hick. its adeorle with is an amphedimine. the pills they perscribe kids in elemtreny school. not a glass dick puffer you just dont know your shit. and its fucking 10 MG the salt cut ones.. its pussy shit man you don't get fucked up off it. and damn that really sucks, but i got a plan im gonna demand a retest and i'll be straight for sure i already made some calls, and does the GNC drinks only work for urien tests?

[Gawd]

up your drug knowledge hick. its adeorle with is an amphedimine. the pills they perscribe kids in elemtreny school. not a glass dick puffer you just dont know your shit. and its fucking 10 MG the salt cut ones.. its pussy shit man you don't get fucked up off it. and damn that really sucks, but i got a plan im gonna demand a retest and i'll be straight for sure i already made some calls, and does the GNC drinks only work for urien tests?
If it so puusy then y take it? omg I dont know my prescription drugs..that makes me a looser.

[snapple]

^^it doesn't make you a loser. it just means you shouldnt flap your jaw like you do when you're ignorant. i took it for what its perscribed for. i had to make up mad work that day...just stop ebighead if you dont know you dont needa know...stick to the peode is that how the desert dudes get down

[Gawd]

there is no buttons out here.....thats in Texas...you sound ignorant acting like you know what drugs r in the desert(in snapples voice) sheesh....

[snapple]

^^i dont know where you live..and dont give a fuck eather way..all i know is there is a lot of sand and its like a desert, it's far from ubran and thats all i need to know, it was a joke cause peode comes from cactus...

[Gawd]

^^i dont know where you live..and dont give a fuck eather way..all i know is there is a lot of sand and its like a desert, it's far from ubran and thats all i need to know, it was a joke cause peode comes from cactus...
I was only trying to post like you for once...

[Frontal Lobotomy]

By the way, in case you haven't taken your test yet, check this site out:
http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/kits/saliva-test.htm

I dunno if any of this shit works, but it might be worth a try

[ArcherPriest]

I need Drugs to blink

[snapple]

^^i dont need drugs i just need that green, and archerpriest i think u posted a pic of u with your eyes bugged, got cake? i wish i knew about that shit before....ill just gargle some draino lol

[ArcherPriest]

^bud aint drugs tho.... it just helps to sleep

[snapple]

^^haha, yea i did cake once without weed...ive never had a "comedown" untill then lol, was crazy back then havent gotten with a girl in a minute

[SHRAP]

He fit the description

wtf youre a fag, on drugs i only fight walls, people and animals never a showerhead

[mashqauck]

Dont Doo Drugs And Drugs Wont Doo U

[Longbongcilvaringz]

sounds as though there is no way you'll pass.

pretty unlucky they pull that on you on your first day or watever.

[maestro wooz]

up your drug knowledge hick. its adeorle with is an amphedimine. the pills they perscribe kids in elemtreny school. not a glass dick puffer you just dont know your shit. and its fucking 10 MG the salt cut ones.. its pussy shit man you don't get fucked up off it. and damn that really sucks, but i got a plan im gonna demand a retest and i'll be straight for sure i already made some calls, and does the GNC drinks only work for urien tests?


gnc doesnt sell shit anymore, government banned it or something. You can get them at head shops and, around me at least, at record stores. Youre gonna have to look around though.

[snapple]

i actually got it on lock, im meeting up /w someone today. what is the test called they gave just a "saliva test" and would the oldschool cleansing methods save me from this how does this test work....someone tells me that it only stays in your mouth for 3 days?

[Gawd]

Saliva testing is generally a short-term procedure. It is commonly used by insurance companies for detecting the presence of nicotine, alcohol, amphetamine, morphine, phencyclidine, THC (marijuana), methamphetamine and cocaine metabolites in the saliva. Since this is usually a surprise test or a scheduled test such as an insurance test, your only defense is to be prepared.
The saliva swab drug screen test is a one-step chromatographic immunoassay device for the qualitative detection of nicotine, alcohol, amphetamine, morphine, phencyclidine, THC (marijuana), methamphetamine, cocaine, and their metabolites in saliva.
Contrary to current popular drug tests that require the individual to donate urine, the saliva swab drug screen test is an oral fluids drug test. Oral fluids drug testing detects active drugs present in the saliva.
Based on immunoassay principles, The saliva swab drug screen test is an easy-to-use test that requires the donor to place the saliva swab drug screen test into the mouth and the administrator to confirm the test results.