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K-Fed'sDickShiner
09-09-2006, 07:35 AM
Mine is k-fed

SHRAP
09-09-2006, 07:39 AM
christina milian

BRONZBODY
09-09-2006, 08:46 AM
co sign....i get her first shrap...cos im older than u!!! lol!!!!

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
09-09-2006, 11:02 AM
Jenna Jameson

oLd_KaiNry
09-09-2006, 01:10 PM
edit : i'll choose jessica alba

oLd_KaiNry
09-09-2006, 01:15 PM
OOOOOOOOOH

IF I COULD DATE

OMFG DAMN

I TOUGHT IT SAID

if you COULD BE a celeb


damn im lookin like a fool HERE HOLY CRAP

Inspectah_Dirk
09-09-2006, 01:27 PM
The Olsen Twins. Both of em.

oLd_KaiNry
09-09-2006, 01:35 PM
^^^

ive seen the olsen twins irl

they not THAT hot ...

they used to be fkin bombs back in they teenage years (15-17)

now theres one that looks anorexic and the other is a punk ass, i know when the girl naked the style doesnt count but they short as fck too LMAO thats another problem...


im tellin u on TV they look other

Razorsharp
09-09-2006, 01:36 PM
Jessica Alba :yes:

or

Vanessa Minillo

BRONZBODY
09-09-2006, 02:31 PM
the one that played anuk sun na mun???^^^^^^ or the brit???

MsRzaRecTaH
09-09-2006, 02:33 PM
myself.

BRONZBODY
09-09-2006, 02:34 PM
yeah, she can get it son!!!! rachael somthing...dont remember her last name

BRONZBODY
09-09-2006, 02:35 PM
myself.we all want you...we married in my mind!!!:thumbup:

snapple
09-09-2006, 02:47 PM
i dont know them, so i can't say if i could date em or not, but id take jessica alba under my wing, give her some knowledge and make her get that shape back on her ass, id be cookin ma 3 meals a day and practice that carmen electra striptease excersize video. put ma to work

oDoUoSoKo
09-09-2006, 03:46 PM
either
http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/Jennifer-Love-Hewitt---Heartbreakers--C10102410.jpeg
(my fav. of all time)

or
http://www.housemd-guide.com/images/cuddy.jpg
love this bitch

mashqauck
09-09-2006, 04:02 PM
Natalie Portman

BRONZBODY
09-09-2006, 06:10 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/niguh1/46f.jpg (http://s51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/niguh1/?start=#imgAnch1)

^^^she not famous...but ill beat them guts in!!!! go silver surfin on that ass!!!

THE W
09-09-2006, 06:37 PM
gia lashay

WU-KILLAH
09-09-2006, 06:45 PM
Cassie

GRANDMASSIVE.
09-09-2006, 07:02 PM
Gloria Velez

The Lost Prophet
09-09-2006, 07:15 PM
alicia keys................SHE'S A WUTANG FAN!!!! shit i dont know of any other celeb i could actually get along wit except for MsRzaRecTaH

Sexy Jasper
09-09-2006, 07:37 PM
Lauren Hill.

SHRAP
09-09-2006, 07:54 PM
co sign....i get her first shrap...cos im older than u!!! lol!!!!

aight u can have her i aint sweatin no fuckin ho, theres always beyonce and 50 other chicks

ShaDynasty
09-09-2006, 08:33 PM
http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/take2/rachel_weisz_maxim.jpg
unfortunately she doesnt have many whorish photos

mashqauck
09-09-2006, 09:04 PM
I'd have to go with Natalie Portman

noel411
09-09-2006, 09:08 PM
If they wanna come and live in Oz or move to some other nice country I'll date Jessica Alba or Elisha Cuthbert, but you're fuckin' dreamin' if you think I'm gonna go and live in America to date them.

Also this bird, although I probably wouldn't recognise her without all the bullshit air brushing...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/noel411/OMFG.jpg

LHX
09-09-2006, 09:11 PM
macy gray

INF
09-09-2006, 09:15 PM
macy gray

8O

might as well say Oprah.

LHX
09-09-2006, 09:57 PM
no i do not find oprah attractive

Sultan Stringer
09-09-2006, 10:28 PM
vida, and if u didnt say vida, ur crazy...

but id also give it to gwen stefani bigtime, shes cooler than me tho so itd never work out

BLACKNEFERTITI07
09-09-2006, 10:52 PM
either Morris Chestnut or Shemar Moore

SHRAP
09-09-2006, 11:05 PM
vida, and if u didnt say vida, ur crazy...

but id also give it to gwen stefani bigtime, shes cooler than me tho so itd never work out

latinas look like shit in the face, shitintheface, shit a shit a shit in the face

INF
09-09-2006, 11:19 PM
Martha Stewart. Thats long money right there.

snapple
09-09-2006, 11:28 PM
latinas look like shit in the face, shitintheface, shit a shit a shit in the face


.....you're one ignorant motherfucker.

Eddie
09-10-2006, 11:24 AM
jessica alba

BRONZBODY
09-10-2006, 02:01 PM
rosie perez...its the voice man....its the voice!!!

tajeco
09-10-2006, 05:41 PM
Kristen Kreuk (Lana Lang from Smallville)

Sexy Jasper
09-10-2006, 06:01 PM
Kristen Kreuk (Lana Lang from Smallville)Hell yeah dawg... I'd do her in all sexual positions I could think of.. like 16 : 9.. meaning I'd stretch her vagina out and go watch some DVD's.





If you thought that was funny you had one drink more than me.

tommytootone
09-11-2006, 01:13 AM
missy

Skellington
09-12-2006, 06:24 AM
^^ Elliot??, MMMUUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

:) :r





i'd probable take jessica alba yeah.........

J-Cee
09-12-2006, 06:33 AM
Bill Gates so i could rob him.

100pr00f
09-12-2006, 01:58 PM
http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/userpics/10095/normal_maxim0324.jpg


http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/6845/angie1003lq.jpg

http://www.scarlettjohansson.org/pictures/scarlettjohansson6.jpg

http://km02.home.att.net/alima/fashion/original/fashion077.jpg

snapple
09-12-2006, 02:00 PM
^^women with portiguese accents are my biggest weakness, shit makes me melt....AYYYYEEE PAAAPPPPEEEE

100pr00f
09-12-2006, 02:03 PM
i was gonna post a pic of michelle rodriguez but alot of pics she dont look that goog...but in the movies non still
she looks hot....lips that i wouldnt mind wrapped around my dick haha

Dokuro
09-12-2006, 03:44 PM
Mo'Nique
no contest

Dokuro
09-12-2006, 03:45 PM
http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030428/153047__monique_l.jpg

BRONZBODY
09-12-2006, 05:26 PM
http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030428/153047__monique_l.jpg....i love that big bitch!!!!!!!

INF
09-12-2006, 05:31 PM
Okay, I finally got a real one. Missy. I done had it bad for her for eons and dont know why. Last summer it was the worst due to the fact that I have a missy messageboard account. I have no idea what the password is. I only used it once to prove a point. Maybe its all the freak talk that she has for a mf.

INF
09-12-2006, 06:06 PM
Pale comin straight celeberty slueth with it.:lmao:

mashqauck
09-12-2006, 06:11 PM
natalie portman, has to be...

snapple
09-12-2006, 06:19 PM
damn jessica simposon has some big titties

INF
09-12-2006, 06:24 PM
it gots to be either christine milian or umm whats her name...damnitall...dattebayo....uhh...fuck is her name... waiting to exhale chick...u know stella got her groove back woman.

Vivica?

MaXiMus Da MaNtis
09-12-2006, 06:25 PM
roseaane barr

INF
09-12-2006, 06:29 PM
nah nah angela basset, i fuckin love her.


she good. wasnt she in thin line between love an hate or am I wrong?

INF
09-12-2006, 06:40 PM
yea she was.


Okay then , hell yeah , she good. Way better than Tootie. A nigga had it bad for Tootie back in the day an it didnt help that my grandparents supported it. :lmao:

snapple
09-12-2006, 07:22 PM
HAHAHAAH LOOK @ THE LAST GIRLS HAIR PUFFIN THE ROACH CIG HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA, and shes coppin a feel on herself hahajhaha

L~>1<~NKS
09-12-2006, 09:04 PM
^^^ Yo pink gotta be a freak in the sak...

NEway - off the top... Shakira.
http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/Shakira%20album/images/shakira_pretty_jpg.jpg

INF
09-12-2006, 09:07 PM
Shakira is enough to make a grown man cry. Fo real. That chick done prolly killed a few dudes in bed. You gonna have breathin problems once you done with her an you know that.

mashqauck
09-12-2006, 10:40 PM
I'd probably stick with Natalie Portman

BLACKNEFERTITI07
09-12-2006, 10:44 PM
it gots to be either christine milian or umm whats her name...damnitall...dattebayo....uhh...fuck is her name... waiting to exhale chick...u know stella got her groove back woman.

angela basset gato. that's who you would bang

BLACKNEFERTITI07
09-12-2006, 10:54 PM
http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/MooreShemar155063879.jpg

damn he's too foine!!!!!!! 9:|6 9:|6 9:|6 9:|6

BLACKNEFERTITI07
09-12-2006, 10:57 PM
she good. wasnt she in thin line between love an hate or am I wrong?

no lynn whitefield was in thin line between love and hate

Lil' Ruger
09-12-2006, 10:59 PM
vida guerra
beyonce
gwen stefani
carmen elektra

Its Big Lu baby
09-12-2006, 11:11 PM
barbara streissand

Lil' Ruger
09-12-2006, 11:14 PM
lol imma find some pics

Lil' Ruger
09-12-2006, 11:21 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/haunt_me_/carmen002.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/haunt_me_/branch015.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/haunt_me_/sexy004.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/haunt_me_/natalie010.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/haunt_me_/keira005.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/haunt_me_/lohan035.jpg

BRONZBODY
09-12-2006, 11:32 PM
vida guerra
beyonce
gwen stefani
carmen elektrathey a little too old for u little pimp...but!................



























http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/niguh1/1939_77705025_jojo_desktop1_800x600.jpg (http://s51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/niguh1/?start=#imgAnch1)


i think u 2 would make a great pair!! shit if i was 10 years younger(or she was 5 years older) maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

BRONZBODY
09-12-2006, 11:34 PM
barbara streissandoh yeah babs would get it!!!!!! u got good taste!!!!!!

Lil' Ruger
09-13-2006, 12:42 AM
loli will beat dat ussy up lol

ShaDynasty
09-13-2006, 01:57 AM
lindsay lohan!
fuckin A!
more pics now please

EAGLE EYE
09-13-2006, 02:02 AM
oprah.

everyone wants her cooter brown.

Lil' Ruger
09-13-2006, 02:14 AM
ill get some pics

Lil' Ruger
09-13-2006, 02:17 AM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/Lunascope/Lindsay%20Lohan/LindsayBlend.jpg

Lil' Ruger
09-13-2006, 02:17 AM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/Lunascope/Lindsay%20Lohan/Lohan-1.jpg

Lil' Ruger
09-13-2006, 02:19 AM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/Lunascope/Lindsay%20Lohan/L.jpg

Lil' Ruger
09-13-2006, 02:20 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/kmc8/vida%20guerra/00vidaguerra4.jpghttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/kmc8/vida%20guerra/vida46.jpg

Lil' Ruger
09-13-2006, 02:21 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/kmc8/vida%20guerra/vidaguerra-g.jpg

Lil' Ruger
09-13-2006, 02:22 AM
go here the whole page is vida!!!!! http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/kmc8/vida%20guerra/?start=all

L~>1<~NKS
09-13-2006, 10:26 AM
Shakira is enough to make a grown man cry. Fo real. That chick done prolly killed a few dudes in bed. You gonna have breathin problems once you done with her an you know that.



Ha, let the breathin problems commence!

Queen Of Poetry
09-13-2006, 12:43 PM
Tyson Beckford!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v395/queenofpoetry/men/Tyson_Beckford1.jpg

Inspectah_Dirk
09-13-2006, 01:08 PM
Tyson Beckford!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v395/queenofpoetry/men/Tyson_Beckford1.jpg

He aint that good in bed tho.

Queen Of Poetry
09-13-2006, 01:11 PM
He aint that good in bed tho.


Oh u know this first hand?;$

Inspectah_Dirk
09-13-2006, 01:15 PM
Oh u know this first hand?;$

Yeah. I'm not gay or anything, far from even, but like i always say, u gotta try everything once. And so i thought, when trying gay sex, why not with one guy that QoP finds hot. But i thought of u the whole time tho.

Queen Of Poetry
09-13-2006, 01:18 PM
Yeah. I'm not gay or anything, far from even, but like i always say, u gotta try everything once. And so i thought, when trying gay sex, why not with one guy that QoP finds hot. But i thought of u the whole time tho.


LOL...........u r a hot mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well...........I will return the favor one day and let u know how ur dream girl is.............LOL

Inspectah_Dirk
09-13-2006, 01:20 PM
LOL...........u r a hot mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well...........I will return the favor one day and let u know how ur dream girl is.............LOL

Alright, let me know how u are :clap:

Queen Of Poetry
09-13-2006, 01:20 PM
Ok so since Dirk said my first choice was no good in bed, I'll change to.........

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v395/queenofpoetry/men/lenny2.bmp

Queen Of Poetry
09-13-2006, 01:21 PM
Alright, let me know how u are :clap:



LOL.........oh well that's easy...........I've been doing (let me stop):9

Inspectah_Dirk
09-13-2006, 01:25 PM
LOL.........oh well that's easy...........I've been doing (let me stop):9

No dont stop :clap:

Queen Of Poetry
09-13-2006, 01:27 PM
No dont stop :clap:


LOL.........tryin to get me in trouble huh? Ur a bad influence...........LOL;)

Inspectah_Dirk
09-13-2006, 01:27 PM
LOL.........tryin to get me in trouble huh? Ur a bad influence...........LOL;)


Hahaha, no im not :p
Just pm me and tell me the rest |)

L~>1<~NKS
09-13-2006, 01:34 PM
Yo, there should be a fuck chamber in this forum - truly.

Queen Of Poetry
09-13-2006, 01:35 PM
Yo, there should be a fuck chamber in this forum - truly.


How would that work exactly?

L~>1<~NKS
09-13-2006, 01:41 PM
How would that work exactly?



^^^ Well, Im thinkin since almost every thread turns into sexual inuendo - why not jus have a straight Fuck Thread??

Queen Of Poetry
09-13-2006, 01:47 PM
^^^ Well, Im thinkin since almost every thread turns into sexual inuendo - why not jus have a straight Fuck Thread??


Huh...........so folks would fuck thru the screen? Interesting..........

Inspectah_Dirk
09-13-2006, 01:51 PM
Huh...........so folks would fuck thru the screen? Interesting..........

I'd get to do u first tho, right?

ShaDynasty
09-13-2006, 01:51 PM
Huh...........so folks would fuck thru the screen? Interesting..........

9,000 fuckin posts?!!!
hardcore

anyway i want to fuck portman to piss off mash
id bag her then do the r kelly on her

tekunique
09-13-2006, 01:54 PM
9,000 fuckin posts?!!!
hardcore

anyway i want to fuck portman to piss off mash
id bag her then do the r kelly on her
make him watch

L~>1<~NKS
09-13-2006, 01:56 PM
Huh...........so folks would fuck thru the screen? Interesting..........


That's not what I meant good lookin.