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Unforgiven
09-10-2006, 11:17 PM
I found this unclaimed cash thing that says 9 out of 10 Americans are owed money by the government and didn't even know. So I try my name first, nothing happens but I'm not surprised, I'm Canadian. So I try my next best guess, and it turns out that the U.S. Government owes our lord and savior a hefty $1,133.24! Should I claim this money on behalf of him? How would Jesus spend his money? Would he buy some new clothes or perhaps some stunner shades. Ofcourse I know this is just bullshit, seeing as the Government also owes $1,159.47 to one Fuck Me, and a mediocre $111.05 to My Gooch...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/ThaGeniuz/JesusMoney.jpg

mashqauck
09-10-2006, 11:18 PM
he gon' be mad if they don't pay him when he rises from the slums of shaolin

BLACKNEFERTITI07
09-10-2006, 11:23 PM
I found this unclaimed cash thing that says 9 out of 10 Americans are owed money by the government and didn't even know. So I try my name first, nothing happens but I'm not surprised, I'm Canadian. So I try my next best guess, and it turns out that the U.S. Government owes our lord and savior a hefty $1,133.24! Should I claim this money on behalf of him? How would Jesus spend his money? Would he buy some new clothes or perhaps some stunner shades. Ofcourse I know this is just bullshit, seeing as the Government also owes $1,159.47 to one Fuck Me, and a mediocre $111.05 to My Gooch...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/ThaGeniuz/JesusMoney.jpg



:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: if this is true then i saw Elvis at the Freaknic in ATL doing the Shoulder Lean with Young Dro and T.I.

Unforgiven
09-10-2006, 11:29 PM
I'm sorry, did you say something?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/ThaGeniuz/pwned.jpg

Sicka than aidZ
09-10-2006, 11:38 PM
LMAO, COLLECT THAT SHIT SON:thumbup:

MsRzaRecTaH
09-10-2006, 11:48 PM
I'm sorry, did you say something?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/ThaGeniuz/pwned.jpg




hell nah .. lmaooo you crazy! hahaaha *D

SHRAP
09-10-2006, 11:49 PM
bitch better have jesus money or somebody gon get the shit slapped

BRONZBODY
09-10-2006, 11:56 PM
yeah...pay up or he gonna put the holy foot of ass kicking on ya!!!!

Unforgiven
09-11-2006, 12:01 AM
Jesus is soft, he finna to call the Corp up to get his money!

oLd_KaiNry
09-11-2006, 12:05 AM
im sure its just a random republican that had the name christ has familly name so they parent called him jesus

in the 330 000 000 americans im sure atleast 1 of us that is named jesus christ

Unforgiven
09-11-2006, 12:07 AM
If his name is Jesus Christ, he's probably an illegal immigrant and his name is pronounced Hesus...

Dirty Knowledge
09-11-2006, 01:38 AM
They owe me more.

mashqauck
09-11-2006, 02:10 AM
yeah he's about to get cyborg hands and feet

Lil' Ruger
09-11-2006, 02:14 AM
governments lil bitches they gon make an atheist army to fight jesus



and u talkin bout real jesus rite?

Dirty Knowledge
09-11-2006, 11:46 AM
yeah he's about to get cyborg hands and feet

LOL

Jesus 2.0

The BIllion Dollar Jesus

Bicentenial Jesus

INF
09-11-2006, 01:20 PM
LOL

Jesus 2.0

The BIllion Dollar Jesus

Bicentenial Jesus


:thumbup: :lmao:

Metal Face Jesus

Optimus Jesus

cap
09-11-2006, 07:55 PM
I'm sorry, did you say something?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/ThaGeniuz/pwned.jpg


whahahahahhahahahhahaa

L~>1<~NKS
09-11-2006, 10:10 PM
Mufuckaz betta pay up or it'll be "City of God" times eternal!!!

BRONZBODY
09-11-2006, 10:32 PM
jesus want his chips.....WITH DIP!!!!!!




cause u deliquent niggaz!!!!!!!!

Dokuro
09-12-2006, 04:50 PM
git the mony and donat it in your local school or church

jallainINS
09-13-2006, 03:43 PM
does that charge interest? cuz 2000 years is a long time.