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Cuchulain
09-13-2006, 06:39 AM
Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Sexy Jasper
09-13-2006, 06:59 AM
They're all a bunch of filthy animal fuckers around that part.

shaolinsword
09-13-2006, 07:27 AM
what kinda person fucks a goat?

snapple
09-13-2006, 07:28 AM
tom green gave a horse a handjob

BRONZBODY
09-13-2006, 08:47 AM
and fucked a dead moose

and sucked a cow tit

num2son
09-13-2006, 08:50 AM
Rofl...lol

SHRAP
09-13-2006, 08:59 AM
jasper strikes again

Sexy Jasper
09-13-2006, 09:35 AM
You're a feline motherfucker, Skale. Stay fake.

SHRAP
09-13-2006, 09:41 AM
the fuck is a feline mothafucka? stay weak bitch, stay weak, i want u to take a vacation to visit me

Sexy Jasper
09-13-2006, 09:48 AM
You're gonna stab me and post about it on the internet? Maybe I'll see you on one of the Corpse trips, how about you come to Amsterdam and get laughed at for being a fake. I've seen enough of your fakeness from Chimpo's videos.

*akward star trek like greeting*

BYYEEEEEEE

SHRAP
09-13-2006, 09:52 AM
wavin my hand is a star trek greeting? wtf? videos from 2 years ago mean a lot

i dont got the cash to go to amsterdam, i would tho just to smack all of yall bitches in the face, it would have to be 1 at a time tho i dont think i could beat up you oelfam and the english guys at the same time

Sexy Jasper
09-13-2006, 09:58 AM
I feel cruel humilating you like this, but you're doing most of it yourself. Maybe you should rob some more people and do other lucrative gangsterish things you like posting about and get the money to go to Amsterdam. I'd make you homesick and smack you back on a plane to Canada.

SHRAP
09-13-2006, 10:07 AM
im stuck in the mountains bitch with like 3 fuckin people, if i robbed anybody id get caught instantly and then be charged wit [armed] robbery plus the 5 or 6 other pending charges im waitin to fuckin clear. sounds like fun if i was jasper and would enjoy prison but i like bitches dude

and the age range you prefer for your female partners is about how many seconds it would take for me to drop you and make u scream/pray in some fucked up european language, byyyyyyyyye byyyyyyyye bitch

stak84
09-13-2006, 01:24 PM
hahah he deserved his fate

ps skale you still hella weak, go stab another asian kid with your swiss
army knife so you have something cool to talk about, otherwise shut up

snapple
09-13-2006, 01:25 PM
wavin my hand is a star trek greeting? wtf? videos from 2 years ago mean a lot

i dont got the cash to go to amsterdam, i would tho just to smack all of yall bitches in the face, it would have to be 1 at a time tho i dont think i could beat up you oelfam and the english guys at the same time


you flip cake and cant afford a plane ticket....hmmhh

Queen Of Poetry
09-13-2006, 01:30 PM
Why would the goat be still for that?

Inspectah_Dirk
09-13-2006, 01:32 PM
Maybe the goat liked it too

Queen Of Poetry
09-13-2006, 01:33 PM
EEWWW...............I bet his penis stunk afterwards..............

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-13-2006, 02:02 PM
EEWWW...............I bet his penis stunk afterwards..............
YUCK!

Queen Of Poetry
09-13-2006, 02:29 PM
i fucked this shit on her period once and i couldnt get the smell off my damn dick for like a good week.


Damn did she have an infection or something?

Jeru
09-13-2006, 02:30 PM
Atleast he got some I guess

Sexy Jasper
09-13-2006, 03:17 PM
im stuck in the mountains bitch with like 3 fuckin people, if i robbed anybody id get caught instantly and then be charged wit [armed] robbery plus the 5 or 6 other pending charges im waitin to fuckin clear. sounds like fun if i was jasper and would enjoy prison but i like bitches dude

and the age range you prefer for your female partners is about how many seconds it would take for me to drop you and make u scream/pray in some fucked up european language, byyyyyyyyye byyyyyyyye bitch
Talk is cheap and you're a broke motherfucker.

SHRAP
09-13-2006, 08:34 PM
Talk is cheap and you're a broke motherfucker.

im also an arrested motherfucker that got heat on me, im broke cuz i helped people out, im a fatherly figure

snapple
09-14-2006, 12:28 PM
:fucku:

snapple
09-14-2006, 12:29 PM
yea, you father the herb style

hectis
09-14-2006, 12:43 PM
Do They Love Each Other? Cuz If They Don't This Is Not Going To Work Out And Some Ones Hart Is Going To Get Broken

jallainINS
09-14-2006, 01:16 PM
LMAO at shrap getting owned in this thread.

anyways, thats nasty. there arent any females in sudan that would bang him? im sure even an ugly fat chick is better than a damn goat. i hope it was a female goat.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
09-14-2006, 02:41 PM
Fuckinroflmao.. This dude sux..

Queen Of Poetry
09-14-2006, 02:43 PM
Do They Love Each Other? Cuz If They Don't This Is Not Going To Work Out And Some Ones Hart Is Going To Get Broken


LOL.............ur a hot mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

PLO-Stylez
09-14-2006, 07:17 PM
tom green gave a horse a handjob

didnt he fuck a dead moose? and a bunch of other wierd shit w/ animals?

SHRAP
09-14-2006, 08:24 PM
LMAO at shrap getting owned in this thread.

anyways, thats nasty. there arent any females in sudan that would bang him? im sure even an ugly fat chick is better than a damn goat. i hope it was a female goat.

whos owned bitch? youre the fag that got robbed for all 40 dollars of your allowance and started crying

snapple
09-14-2006, 11:13 PM
^^do you have any drug charges shrap?