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Sicka than aidZ
09-20-2006, 01:58 PM
chronic airfreshners:b


If your gonna beef, beef between cities or some shit people gettin tired of all this back an forth "who's really hood" shit between people

Locust
09-20-2006, 02:08 PM
a paper towel that u put in the toilet so ur ass doesnt get splashed when u take a dump. PLOP

tekunique
09-20-2006, 02:10 PM
automatic blunt/joint rollers [insert your weed into the funnel and BOOM nicely rolled blunt/joint appears in the trey]

automatic weed breakers [not the grinders, something easier like push a button type shit]

Locust
09-20-2006, 02:12 PM
^they already got those man

snapple
09-20-2006, 02:12 PM
automatic blunt/joint rollers [insert your weed into the funnel and BOOM nicely rolled blunt/joint appears in the trey]

automatic weed breakers [not the grinders, something easier like push a button type shit]

man they got both of those, and you can use a nice coffe grinder, its so ill man you can just dump OZs of it and keef em all turn it into ill hash. we use to have machines to make ciggerets too it's an ill handcrank thing, lbs of tobbaco are cheap too

tekunique
09-20-2006, 02:16 PM
man they got both of those, and you can use a nice coffe grinder, its so ill man you can just dump OZs of it and keef em all turn it into ill hash. we use to have machines to make ciggerets too it's an ill handcrank thing, lbs of tobbaco are cheap too
they have blunt rollers ? show me, link it plz peace.

EAGLE EYE
09-20-2006, 02:32 PM
a laptop with a built in toaster slot, so i can cook my pop tarts.

tekunique
09-20-2006, 02:36 PM
im sure its comin, but an ipod sized device that is an mp3 player, credit card, phone, camcorder, audio recorder which also opens your car doors & garage.

but youre truly fucked if you lose that shit..LOL

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-20-2006, 02:41 PM
A chip inserted into ya ear that tracks everything you do!

EAGLE EYE
09-20-2006, 02:44 PM
A mat that you put on the floor which has several different possible conclusions that you can jump too.

oLd_KaiNry
09-20-2006, 02:54 PM
a teleport


who never dreamed about going to ammsterdam smoke a big ass blunt then u teleport in italy for a kickass pizza for lunch after that u go in soho nyc to shop... teleport back to france and eat a nice piece of meat... then u end your day in an irish bar and a club down in tokyo

Queen Of Poetry
09-20-2006, 02:58 PM
A man that puts the toilet seat down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




















I know, it'll never happen...............LOL

L~>1<~NKS
09-20-2006, 03:00 PM
^^^ Japanese have auto/open close toilet bowls - soon to be available (if not already) in the US.

AS far as a man? No....never.

36chambers
09-20-2006, 03:01 PM
A woman that cooks and cleans and doesn't talk too much.

tekunique
09-20-2006, 03:01 PM
A man that puts the toilet seat down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




















I know, it'll never happen...............LOL
LOL.. i dont understand this constant complain by women. ok, i get it you guys need to put the seat down before you sit, but WE have to put the seat UP before we piss.. it takes about the same time to do either one. i'd understand if we didnt even put the seat up and pissed all over the seat, but that aint the case. do we really need to put the seat up AND put it back down ? i dont see the justice. LOL

Sicka than aidZ
09-20-2006, 03:02 PM
a teleport


who never dreamed about going to ammsterdam smoke a big ass blunt then u teleport in italy for a kickass pizza for lunch after that u go in soho nyc to shop... teleport back to france and eat a nice piece of meat... then u end your day in an irish bar and a club down in tokyo

teleport myself everywhere!!!!! and rock that chip take down all my memories

Queen Of Poetry
09-20-2006, 03:02 PM
LOL.. i dont understand this constant complain by women. ok, i get it you guys need to put the seat down before you sit, but WE have to put the seat UP before we piss.. it takes about the same time to do either one. i'd understand if we didnt even put the seat up and pissed all over the seat, but that aint the case. do we really need to put the seat up AND put it back down ? i dont see the justice. LOL


Yes b/c I don't wanna fall in the toilet!

LOL

tekunique
09-20-2006, 03:06 PM
they already got them

plus thats a very bad idea
ben's on some george bush/v for vedetta shit !

Queen Of Poetry
09-20-2006, 03:10 PM
A guy who's penis is actually as big as he "thinks" it is............

36chambers
09-20-2006, 03:15 PM
A remote controlled woman!

... with an off button.

Queen Of Poetry
09-20-2006, 03:16 PM
A remote controlled woman!

... with an off button.


Oh ur blow up doll didn't come with one?:tease: :tease: :tease: :tease: :tease:

tekunique
09-20-2006, 03:18 PM
Oh ur blow up doll didn't come with one?:tease: :tease: :tease: :tease: :tease:
he rocks the obsolete version...

Dokuro
09-20-2006, 04:04 PM
A man that puts the toilet seat down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




















I know, it'll never happen...............LOL
yo home girl the got that man right here
every thing i do is for the trick

Dokuro
09-20-2006, 04:06 PM
how about a toller tolet im gitting sick of every time i go tho take a shit my dick tuches the water
who here feels me
peace

Locust
09-20-2006, 04:18 PM
^read the first page man, its a multipurpose invention

Sexy Jasper
09-20-2006, 04:23 PM
I'd like something that prevents me from locking myself in the car... what... my keys fell out the window!

EYEKON1
09-20-2006, 04:24 PM
A chip inserted into ya ear that tracks everything you do!

watch the movie FINAL CUT ..(robin williams movie) or 'Strange Days' ..they have something like this...its pretty fucked up.

EYEKON1
09-20-2006, 04:25 PM
a sweat headband with drop down headphones. :P

tekunique
09-20-2006, 04:27 PM
watch the movie FINAL CUT ..(robin williams movie) or 'Strange Days' ..they have something like this...its pretty fucked up.

that shit in Strange Days was a device to get high tho.. i wish they had shit like that, i'd be on it !

Sexy Jasper
09-20-2006, 04:28 PM
I'd like something that prevents me from locking myself in the car... what... my keys fell out the window!
Ah man, what will they think of next..

http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-2068-1158787593.jpg

tekunique
09-20-2006, 04:32 PM
http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-2068-1158787593.jpg
hahahahahah

snapple
09-20-2006, 04:38 PM
teleport would be ill, too ill, id have way too much fun with that hahah

mashqauck
09-20-2006, 05:25 PM
i have redefined the term foot fucking with this new invention called the cockshoe


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/akabobbyd/penisshoe.jpg

crass
09-20-2006, 05:47 PM
the scratch-resistant CD.

NIGHT MAYOR
09-21-2006, 02:02 AM
a virtual reality simulator that mimicks your normal life but you get to go around and shoot anymuther even cops and you never die.........*leans back in chair*

NIGHT MAYOR
09-21-2006, 02:08 AM
a car that bends light like the predator n shit......but even better!

http://homepage.mac.com/cbauer/hunter/stills/behind/invisible/completedcloak.jpg
http://www.film.org.pl/images/arnold/predator2.jpg

Lil' Ruger
09-21-2006, 02:33 AM
if someone said this o well

automatic cock sucker wit built in ipod lol

Lil' Ruger
09-21-2006, 02:40 AM
A woman that cooks and cleans and doesn't talk too much.

maybe cooks and cleans but the talking u'll just have to beat her to death lol



and yes i was j/k treat women withh respect unless.......they a hooo

shaolinsword
09-21-2006, 02:48 AM
I'd like something that prevents me from locking myself in the car... what... my keys fell out the window!

classic moment from family guy

snapple
09-21-2006, 10:09 AM
a car that bends light like the predator n shit......but even better!

http://homepage.mac.com/cbauer/hunter/stills/behind/invisible/completedcloak.jpg
http://www.film.org.pl/images/arnold/predator2.jpg



you can make cars completely incognito, ancient secret though|)

SHRAP
09-21-2006, 10:13 AM
hot tub chair, that would be THE SHIT, a fuckin hot tub chair or even better a couch for the bitches too

L~>1<~NKS
09-21-2006, 03:02 PM
*Automated Barber.


Includes Cesar, Philly/Blow Out modes for dome - braid attachment sold sepratley (no more no less).

Rascal, Full, Mid, Low Beard + designs for face (do not use this mode if ur still wet behind the ears).

Fragrances - Apricot (that's it).

A/C power for home use (that's it).


*This design has been specificly engineered for my needs and my needs only.

Dokuro
09-21-2006, 04:39 PM
yo hold up homie atamative barber shit that blows way would you want somthing like that that would roin the shop

L~>1<~NKS
09-21-2006, 04:42 PM
yo hold up homie atamative barber shit that blows way would you want somthing like that that would roin the shop


Im not sure what u typed there pa, but Im thinkin ur stickin up for barbers..I'm not a fan of barber sun... Not today's barbers.

snapple
09-21-2006, 09:31 PM
^^lol, hopefully the robot barbers would have better taste in music, i'm tired of barbers talking on their phone talking about flipping shit with reggaton blasting, shits wack as hell but they sure do give ill cuts

EAGLE EYE
11-30-2008, 01:53 AM
a bumping machine that has one setting


FULLAUTO