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EAGLE EYE
09-22-2006, 02:12 AM
Usually its my trees and lighting.

GENERAL WISE
09-22-2006, 02:13 AM
THe big poster of edbighead's fatass on my walls with the 2 piece bikini

crass
09-22-2006, 03:15 AM
i spend all my money on building up my vinyl collection which impresses no women. but i always have a box of raisins (paul newman)

maestro wooz
09-22-2006, 03:23 AM
ive got a nice bookshelfish thing and ive gotten several compliments on it, target is a hella nice place for furniture.

J-Cee
09-22-2006, 03:31 AM
my blow up doll

Bloo
09-22-2006, 03:33 AM
Women are attracted to the lack of design my place has. That makes them wanna stick around and help me work on my feng-shui :yes:

shaolinsword
09-22-2006, 03:34 AM
my chess set and guitar. Don't think the countless amounts of anime and games do wonders though

SHRAP
09-22-2006, 06:22 AM
my dick, dont have my stereo anymore cuz of stupidity

Sexy Jasper
09-22-2006, 07:24 AM
My extensive collection of Elle Girl magazines....

SMOKE BLUNTS
09-22-2006, 10:01 AM
condoms

snapple
09-22-2006, 10:02 AM
how clean/orginizied it is. my ill setup and my closet /w my shoes/clothing. my books and bullitn board with all my reminders and phone #s on it, its got ticket stubs and shit on it too and some drawings and flyers and pictures

SMOKE BLUNTS
09-22-2006, 10:24 AM
how clean/orginizied it is. my ill setup and my closet /w my shoes/clothing. my books and bullitn board with all my reminders and phone #s on it, its got ticket stubs and shit on it too and some drawings and flyers and pictures

real women dont give a shit about that weak shit if you aint gettin your dick sucked after 1 min from walkin in your fuckin a dumb bitch. they come back to your house to fuck not look at your numbers of doctors and faggot outings

BRONZBODY
09-22-2006, 10:33 AM
the 4 walls and the bed.....all u need when u fuckin!!!

tekunique
09-22-2006, 10:50 AM
my cats

snapple
09-22-2006, 10:54 AM
real women dont give a shit about that weak shit if you aint gettin your dick sucked after 1 min from walkin in your fuckin a dumb bitch. they come back to your house to fuck not look at your numbers of doctors and faggot outings

theres a difference between real women and hoes. yo youre a moron haha

SMOKE BLUNTS
09-22-2006, 10:57 AM
and thens theres chicks with dicks who love your playgirl mags and your dick pump, wow 2 inches they say

snapple
09-22-2006, 11:01 AM
^^put down the glass dick

Unforgiven
09-22-2006, 11:14 AM
Snapple man, this dudes tryin' to get at you everywhere...you got a fan club!

Frontal Lobotomy
09-22-2006, 11:21 AM
My giant chuppa chups lolly, chicks love it. Got 2 of them in the bed with that thing haha

snapple
09-22-2006, 12:14 PM
for real, dook can rot though hah i dont give a fuck he sounds like hes twelve

Jeru
09-22-2006, 12:16 PM
my drums

Razorsharp
09-22-2006, 12:23 PM
my shoes, posters, and me laying on my bed with my pants undone :yes:

Jeru
09-22-2006, 12:25 PM
My huuuuuuuuuge Jasper poster

Queen Of Poetry
09-22-2006, 01:14 PM
my drums




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TeknicelStylez
09-22-2006, 02:15 PM
I don't have a room

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-22-2006, 02:19 PM
My Cock!

Queen Of Poetry
09-22-2006, 02:56 PM
Ummmm...............well I don't take too many into my bedroom but men that have seen it r surprised at how high my bed is..........I have a step stool to get into my bed................

Sicka than aidZ
09-22-2006, 03:04 PM
heeeey! Whats up queenie|) howz my favorite queenbee doin?

EAGLE EYE
09-22-2006, 03:29 PM
Ummmm...............well I don't take too many into my bedroom but men that have seen it r surprised at how high my bed is..........I have a step stool to get into my bed................

The Queen must have a Queen size bed Im assuming

Queen Of Poetry
09-22-2006, 03:34 PM
The Queen must have a Queen size bed Im assuming


LOL..........actually it's a king size...............(bigger the better has always been my philosophy*D )

TAURO
09-22-2006, 03:46 PM
Normally the girls always seem facinated by my stamp collection not to mention my rock collection too, although the thing that gets the girls wet is when they see my picture collection of telephone poles from around the world, my favourate is the 1960's Rome telephone pole, I feel like so cool when the girls see that one. There situated right next to my inhailer.

Sexy Jasper
09-22-2006, 03:56 PM
My huuuuuuuuuge Jasper posterDid you get one with your Marie Claire mag?

Gawd
09-22-2006, 04:10 PM
you mean what things in my house and yard impress women? I have more than a room....sheesh

Queen Of Poetry
09-22-2006, 04:12 PM
you mean what things in my house and yard impress women? I have more than a room....sheesh


That confused me too.............I just went with my bedroom..............

Gawd
09-22-2006, 04:13 PM
That confused me too.............I just went with my bedroom..............
Word...the thread sounds like ' what in your room impresses chicks when they come over to your moms house? '

Queen Of Poetry
09-22-2006, 04:15 PM
Word...the thread sounds like ' what in your room impresses chicks when they come over to your moms house? '


LOL...........maybe the person who made the thread doesn't have a house of their own...............(like us)

tekunique
09-22-2006, 04:15 PM
Word...the thread sounds like ' what in your room impresses chicks when they come over to your moms house? '
aint you just itchin to say your 'firearm' collection fathEd ? |)

Gawd
09-22-2006, 04:18 PM
aint you just itchin to say your 'firearm' collection fathEd ? |)
They have more guns than me d00d how is that supposed to impress them?

INF
09-22-2006, 04:25 PM
Word...the thread sounds like ' what in your room impresses chicks when they come over to your moms house? '

All too true. :i

Kriszy Substance
09-22-2006, 04:40 PM
i spend all my money on building up my vinyl collection which impresses no women. but i always have a box of raisins (paul newman)

Vinyl would impress me...raisins are supposedly worse for your teeth than chocolate...I would suggest having a spare toothbrush on hand (new and in package would be most impressive)

Women are attracted to the lack of design my place has. That makes them wanna stick around and help me work on my feng-shui :yes:

That could be a decent strategy...us womens love to nest.

my chess set and guitar. Don't think the countless amounts of anime and games do wonders though

Chess set and guitar...thumbs up. Maybe you should get a chest to put all your games and anime in so that you can keep that treasure hidden until she loves your ass...then she has no choice but to accept it.

theres a difference between real women and hoes. yo youre a moron haha

Truth.

Snapple man, this dudes tryin' to get at you everywhere...you got a fan club!

Count me in that fan club...I am in cause of Snapples great comment on religion a little while back and his sweet quote in his sig. You should start doing newsletters snap.

my drums

Hell Yes!!! Works for me.

my shoes, posters, and me laying on my bed with my pants undone :yes:

Rock the birthday suit this weekend Razorsharp..fuck pants.

I don't have a room

I bet you make em feel at home wherever you go.

Normally the girls always seem facinated by my stamp collection not to mention my rock collection too, although the thing that gets the girls wet is when they see my picture collection of telephone poles from around the world, my favourate is the 1960's Rome telephone pole, I feel like so cool when the girls see that one. There situated right next to my inhailer.

lol...eccentric tastes are quite impressive. The inhaler could come in handy if placed on the bedside table.

Sexy Jasper
09-22-2006, 04:42 PM
My Kriszy shrine...



Fuck

GRANDMASSIVE.
09-22-2006, 04:59 PM
My Mpc 2000xl Special Edition

Kriszy Substance
09-22-2006, 05:00 PM
My Kriszy shrine...



Fuck

This I would love to see...Fuck...was that an offer?...:dududu: Seriously though, I would love to meet Jasper...another thing I would love to do is be in the same room as you in a serious situation where you were not able to comment freely as you can in here...something about that really fascinates me...to watch you hold back.

Dokuro
09-22-2006, 05:01 PM
the futons maby my colection of soul albums you know the isley bro, k sweet, luther just the good shit what you all think you pick wich one better

tekunique
09-22-2006, 05:01 PM
Vinyl would impress me...
u should come over then...

Sexy Jasper
09-22-2006, 05:13 PM
This I would love to see...Fuck...was that an offer?...:dududu: Seriously though, I would love to meet Jasper...another thing I would love to do is be in the same room as you in a serious situation where you were not able to comment freely as you can in here...something about that really fascinates me...to watch you hold back.You mean tie me down to the bed and stand on my testicals with your high heels while asking me ethetical questions in a rigoreous way? I thought you would never ask.

EAGLE EYE
09-22-2006, 05:22 PM
LOL...........maybe the person who made the thread doesn't have a house of their own...............(like us)


No you have it wrong. I live in a 3 bedroom apartment and have two roomates. So are you and Ed home owners? Or do you guys still live off your parents?

Kriszy Substance
09-22-2006, 05:35 PM
You mean tie me down to the bed and stand on my testicals with your high heels while asking me ethetical questions in a rigoreous tone? I thought you would never ask.

lol....I like the way you think...that is even better than what I had in mind. Fantastic...YOU are amazing. That 30+ woman of yours better be treating you right...cause I am just waiting for my chance.

Sexy Jasper
09-22-2006, 06:34 PM
She's away a lot and I'm just left here with this luscious 3 yeard old...

I feel you're going to mind rape me when you get the chance.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
09-22-2006, 06:55 PM
A big collection of fur coats (Fat Joe Style) :lmao:

tommytootone
09-22-2006, 07:37 PM
I have smurf blankets that mom makes me have on my bed... I have curious george pajams, also my teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures women dig that shit..... They rip my clothes off and wow thats all I can say

Sicka than aidZ
09-22-2006, 08:14 PM
I Dont Have A Room, Im All I Need To Impress Bitchez

SMOKE BLUNTS
09-22-2006, 09:41 PM
No you have it wrong. I live in a 3 bedroom apartment and have two roomates. So are you and Ed home owners? Or do you guys still live off your parents?

i have my own house living with my girl so i dont need this thread but if i had to choose one thing id say my pet owl

Gawd
09-22-2006, 09:45 PM
No you have it wrong. I live in a 3 bedroom apartment and have two roomates. So are you and Ed home owners? Or do you guys still live off your parents?I dnt know about her but yes I am.

ShaDynasty
09-22-2006, 10:05 PM
cans and roaches (both kinds) girls seem to like wild shit

Lil' Ruger
09-23-2006, 02:35 AM
hmmmm im 13 but i've had sex twice sooooooo i'd say my Dick and how my room has like leopard printt and shit so it all looks like a jungle bitches
i mean respectable women love dat :)

Inspectah_Dirk
09-23-2006, 12:33 PM
My round waterbed, my skyroof so we can watch stars, my own minibar, my swing from the ceiling, the pooltabel, the walkin closet with extra space for sextoys. That kinda stuff you know.

NIGHT MAYOR
09-23-2006, 02:21 PM
my ninja turtle collection, im missing bee-bop's gun tho

Gawd
09-23-2006, 02:28 PM
Ninja Turtles huh? Do you fancy teh preteens?

Lil' Ruger
09-23-2006, 06:53 PM
my ninja turtle collection, im missing bee-bop's gun tho

r u a pedifial?

Gawd
09-23-2006, 06:56 PM
r u a pedifial?

he is not but jasper is....besides...if a 20 yr old chica wanted your bone youd give it up for candies and cakes.....

Lil' Ruger
09-23-2006, 07:02 PM
he is not but jasper is....besides...if a 20 yr old chica wanted your bone youd give it up for candies and cakes.....

if it was a hot bitch hell yea! and i'd video tape it!

Sexy Jasper
09-23-2006, 07:07 PM
he is not but jasper is....besides...if a 20 yr old chica wanted your bone youd give it up for candies and cakes.....My girl is older than yours.

Unforgiven
09-23-2006, 07:08 PM
Pimptastics babysitters say their impressed by his Robert Munsch books and his Power Ranger sheets, but they secretly laugh when they put him to bed at 8pm...

Gawd
09-23-2006, 07:34 PM
hypocrite calling me a hypocrite is hypocritical...every1 is and always will be.

My girl is older than yours. Old doggys do not count dood. cmon

Pimptastics babysitters say their impressed by his Robert Munsch books and his Power Ranger sheets, but they secretly laugh when they put him to bed at 8pm...
lawls.....

ShaDynasty
09-23-2006, 07:44 PM
the object in my room that impressess bitches most is my dick

Sexy Jasper
09-23-2006, 07:50 PM
the object in my room that impressess bitches most is my dick
#4

Gawd
09-23-2006, 07:51 PM
#4 being original ftw!!!1

Lil' Ruger
09-23-2006, 07:54 PM
Pimptastics babysitters say their impressed by his Robert Munsch books and his Power Ranger sheets, but they secretly laugh when they put him to bed at 8pm...


i dont have a baby sitter i baby sit my self and ma brothers well one of my brothers is older den me and i sleep on the couch (even though i have a bed) my sheets aren't on it and power rangers has poor acting so hell no and when its 8:01 i'll be here maybe.......

Gawd
09-23-2006, 07:56 PM
i dont have a baby sitter i baby sit my self and ma brothers well one of my brothers is older den me and i sleep on the couch (even though i have a bed) my sheets aren't on it and power rangers has poor acting so hell no and when its 8:01 i'll be here maybe.......

The dead hookers that make up my furniture impress teh bitches...
theyre like 'ooooh nice stuff, only you need a coffee table' and them im like skillet to the back of the melon....

Frontal Lobotomy
09-23-2006, 07:58 PM
Hahaha, Power Rangers sheets.
You know, i nthe first season of Power Rangers, the black ranger was a black guy and the yellow ranger was chinese. Where's the racial stereotypes gone?
Wait..Chris Rock..

Lil' Ruger
09-23-2006, 07:59 PM
i DO know that when i was a kid my friend was obbsessed with it lol

Gawd
09-23-2006, 08:00 PM
but irl they were all japanese judo stunt men in costume

ShaDynasty
09-23-2006, 08:00 PM
#4

is that posed ta mean sumthin?!

Lil' Ruger
09-23-2006, 08:01 PM
but irl they were all japanese judo stunt men in costume

lol

Gawd
09-23-2006, 08:01 PM
is that posed ta mean sumthin?!
the 4th time some1 has replied...'my dick' dick

Frontal Lobotomy
09-23-2006, 08:03 PM
but irl they were all japanese judo stunt men in costume
Even the pink one? A Jap guy in a bra..Wait a minute, that makes perfect sense. Think he sniffed it afterwards?

Gawd
09-23-2006, 08:05 PM
i would

ShaDynasty
09-23-2006, 08:05 PM
the 4th time some1 has replied...'my dick' dick

okay... i kinda thought it was an obvious answer, but fuck it this thread is shit anyway

Unforgiven
09-23-2006, 08:05 PM
i dont have a baby sitter i baby sit my self and ma brothers well one of my brothers is older den me and i sleep on the couch (even though i have a bed) my sheets aren't on it and power rangers has poor acting so hell no and when its 8:01 i'll be here maybe.......

I'm pretty sure you'll be here past your bed time and when your dad comes home he's gonna beat you with a belt, then your gonna cry...then he's gonna cry and apoligize, then he's gonna sodomize you with a broom

Gawd
09-23-2006, 08:06 PM
okay... i kinda thought it was an obvious answer, but fuck it this thread is shit anyway
straight dookie

lets go back to my death penalty thread and discuss how we would slaughter the population if we ruled teh planets....

Gawd
09-23-2006, 08:07 PM
I'm pretty sure you'll be here past your bed time and when your dad comes home he's gonna beat you with a belt, then your gonna cry...then he's gonna cry and apoligize, then he's gonna sodomize you with a broom
thats what dads do these days....except they skip everything and jump right into the sodomy

Unforgiven
09-23-2006, 08:09 PM
Pimptastics father sodomizing him is gonna lead him to the life of a Gerbiler....

Unforgiven
09-23-2006, 10:29 PM
"no wonder you have such smooth hands"
"bitch what the fuck you talking about, I'm a hibitual masturbator!"

CherChezLaMarauder
09-23-2006, 11:17 PM
my singing roaches

(bx style)

L~>1<~NKS
09-23-2006, 11:24 PM
The cobb webbs.:yessad:

Escobar_Incorporated
09-24-2006, 01:42 PM
wall street journals

IrOnMaN
09-24-2006, 02:51 PM
=/

The only things that would impress women in this day in age are drugs and negativity. Thanks.

Grongle
09-24-2006, 03:03 PM
Big T.V

http://www.plasma-displays.com/flat_tv/images/philips_flat_tv.gif

Inspectah_Dirk
09-24-2006, 03:19 PM
some girls are impressed by the other naked girls in my room tho.

EAGLE EYE
09-24-2006, 03:25 PM
what your porn mags?

Inspectah_Dirk
09-24-2006, 03:27 PM
No. The real live ones.

Jesus Christ
09-25-2006, 01:42 AM
Some girls are impressed by the used rubbers stuck to the carpet.

Wait I know what your thinking, when they find the rubbers I don't get laid immedietley, but once they know where to get the dick- they come back.

snapple
09-25-2006, 09:59 AM
Some girls are impressed by the used rubbers stuck to the carpet.

Wait I know what your thinking, when they find the rubbers I don't get laid immedietley, but once they know where to get the dick- they come back.


used condoms dried on the floor? amature pimp move you must not be CREAMing.

Jet Set
09-25-2006, 10:34 AM
My collection deceased pets on strong water

Jesus Christ
09-25-2006, 10:50 AM
used condoms dried on the floor? amature pimp move you must not be CREAMing.

Nah man, I just get to much pussy to care to clean my room. I guess you wouldn't know what that's about though........

snapple
09-25-2006, 02:24 PM
Nah man, I just get to much pussy to care to clean my room. I guess you wouldn't know what that's about though........


i know that you're gonna get played real bad by some cold hoe if you haven't already, and it's odvous you don't even know why, and i don't knock hustles, but id be careful ock

Jesus Christ
09-25-2006, 06:36 PM
i know that you're gonna get played real bad by some cold hoe if you haven't already, and it's odvous you don't even know why, and i don't knock hustles, but id be careful ock

:vroar: :nonono:

Gawd
09-25-2006, 06:42 PM
slippy prints out his crayola art and pastes them onto his bedroom walls. Thats impressive.

EAGLE EYE
09-25-2006, 06:44 PM
i cant believe my thread is still going

TeknicelStylez
09-25-2006, 06:51 PM
I remember when I was 17 my room was completely empty with a sleeping bag in the corner, it was like that for a good year

EAGLE EYE
09-25-2006, 07:05 PM
u know theres something called wal mart or target where they sell cheap furniture and shit

Gawd
09-25-2006, 07:07 PM
dood my 1st place on my own i had milk crates as a tv stand, porch chairs, end and coffee table.....Those were the days.