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GENERAL WISE
09-27-2006, 06:22 PM
http://www.bettadont.com/images/fat_dog_big.jpg

I wagin guerilla warfare, supply the yellow jackets
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:
Each one containin a mini sovereign homing missile
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:
Fittin your sides ragged
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:
Puerto Rican terrorist from the Middle East refusin the
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:
mark of the beast
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:
Increase your energy by one bar while I unleash
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:
Thoughts that remain on your brain like scars for life
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:
Made possible by the mic device
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:
I slice wieldin a sharp instrument
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:
Sharpened in the temple of pyramids
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:
Used to drill a hole through the minds of the ignorant
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:
It's my assignment burn up the climate usin rays from
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:
the sunDom PaChino madman assassinatin tracks with sho
:mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::mmmyah::f rusty:


this thread is dedicated to pimptastic and edbigghead
daddy loves his children, no matter who the mother is.

Gawd
09-27-2006, 06:26 PM
He has the fat and the young boy on his mind.....

GENERAL WISE
09-27-2006, 06:28 PM
He has the fat and the young boy on his mind.....

are you the young boy or the fat>?

MODS: dont close this i think this will lead to serious discussion in a few seconds

Sicka than aidZ
09-27-2006, 06:28 PM
aight lets get it on:b

MsRzaRecTaH
09-27-2006, 06:30 PM
lmaoo ...

CherChezLaMarauder
09-27-2006, 06:34 PM
eventually that dog will end up on Oprah

Sicka than aidZ
09-27-2006, 06:37 PM
take theze bitches to the battlefield an breakdown a fraud.../
lead that nat figga ED to his death with a cattleprod.../
an pimp slap pimptastic ring his bell like crack hits.../
me an Ed will use general wise for target practice.../

GENERAL WISE
09-27-2006, 06:40 PM
So how do you feel about the death penalty

EAGLE EYE
09-27-2006, 06:45 PM
thats an ill doggy

WuTangWarrior
09-27-2006, 06:47 PM
thats a dog? i thot it was a fuckin bear

Razorsharp
09-27-2006, 06:52 PM
thats hella fake... PS'd

Lil' Ruger
09-27-2006, 06:52 PM
He has the fat and the young boy on his mind.....

he's weird thinks about us too much.

Sicka than aidZ
09-27-2006, 06:55 PM
thats a dog? i thot it was a fuckin bear
fat ass rez dog, belong to da chief

GENERAL WISE
09-27-2006, 10:02 PM
the burger was photoshoped but the dog is real as sicka is a crack head.
his name is Fatso. dude weighs 180 lbs.

num2son
09-28-2006, 07:39 AM
Thats a bear not a dog...LOL.

Dokuro
09-28-2006, 01:41 PM
pimptastic
damn its not harvest yeat it took you less then one month to git 1000 post

your now number 3 in the bitch list

Gawd
09-28-2006, 01:43 PM
I trust I am still numero uno

CHRONZ
09-28-2006, 01:44 PM
^ Lmao

Dokuro
09-28-2006, 01:47 PM
1)edbighead (just for bing a bitch)
2)erikas fire (for that damn profile pic)
3)pimptastic(1000 post in one month
4)demaja (for demining my itelegence
5)sikarocks (for demining my wisdom)
6)stak 84 (Just for this phrase black girls think im sexy)

CHRONZ
09-28-2006, 01:48 PM
You still fancy him, hahahaah

Gawd
09-28-2006, 01:52 PM
Big danes list is lamer than pimptastics post record...

Dokuro
09-28-2006, 03:59 PM
you should be happy at least you number one in somethin other then "first to the moon"

Gawd
09-28-2006, 04:01 PM
I'm #1 at many things.

Example. No one alive today can defeat me in a game of Bones.

INF
09-28-2006, 04:01 PM
http://www.allmed.net/mngd/42/107444.jpeg

EAGLE EYE
09-28-2006, 04:06 PM
http://www.christiananswers.net/eden/race-blackboy.jpg

hey look everyone, big dane PM'd me a pic of him

EAGLE EYE
09-28-2006, 04:07 PM
i think he writes a rough draft of his posts on an Etch-A-Sketch then tries to transfer it to the web.

Gawd
09-28-2006, 04:08 PM
That pic looks like lil bow wow...and lawls at the above....^^^^^^^

Dokuro
09-28-2006, 04:14 PM
I'm #1 at many things.

Example. No one alive today can defeat me in a game of Bones.
you think you can beat a compton bastard at bones shit bitch im the beast i have beating every one i know so fuck you busta

Gawd
09-28-2006, 04:24 PM
you think you can beat a compton bastard at bones shit bitch im the beast i have beating every one i know so fuck you busta
Please. I dont even have to try. I was the 1st in the world to be dubbed...a 'Bones Master'......youve never even scored 35 in one lay

Dokuro
09-28-2006, 04:28 PM
and that was when i was not blunted yeat

they say i play better when im fadded but cant remeber

Gawd
09-28-2006, 04:28 PM
Impossible with double six set. You lose.

Dokuro
09-28-2006, 04:30 PM
oh you playing duble six what cant count higher

Gawd
09-28-2006, 04:33 PM
Of all the people questioning education. Lawls. You can't even begin to spell and you're asking me if I can't count any higher than double six?

Anyway I play double six in a tournament. Double six is the way the two largest profesional domino tournaments play. And you can only play off of 1 spinner.

Dokuro
09-28-2006, 04:38 PM
you deamen the game by blaying in a turnamen the games my fothers began

fuck you "pig"

ps: that not a fat joke thats a racecs insoult for you morons

Gawd
09-28-2006, 04:39 PM
When you can construct a sentence properly I'll reply.

Eddy
09-28-2006, 08:54 PM
lawls, spell correctly, jesus didnt have dreads btw he had twisties,,,,difference, plus w/e

GENERAL WISE
09-28-2006, 09:26 PM
So, your are good with dominos.....

snapple
09-28-2006, 11:57 PM
"the fat" hahahahaha

Lil' Ruger
09-29-2006, 12:08 AM
pimptastic
damn its not harvest yeat it took you less then one month to git 1000 post

your now number 3 in the bitch list

thank you i hope i one day make it to #1 gunna be hard to beat ed but im determined. i CAN DO IT I THINK ICAN I THINK I CAN.

Gawd
09-29-2006, 09:48 AM
"the fat" hahahahaha
teh fatz......

SHRAP
09-29-2006, 10:26 AM
man some dreads would be bad as fuck, i already had cornrows though and that shit sucked, plus dreadlocks call 2 much attention, stand out 2 much , police description: caucasian male anglophone wit dreadlocks, sounds like some prison 2 me

maybe if more white mothafuckas had some dreadlocks id get them

Sicka than aidZ
09-29-2006, 11:02 AM
Man I Know A Grip Of White NiggaZ Wit Dredz. Look Like Fagz

Gawd
09-29-2006, 12:03 PM
White Man with Dreds Be Gawd

Skellington
10-02-2006, 03:29 AM
Hmmmm.....hamburger

Dokuro
10-02-2006, 04:21 PM
thank you i hope i one day make it to #1 gunna be hard to beat ed but im determined. i CAN DO IT I THINK ICAN I THINK I CAN.
i will make you a deal if you reach 5000 post by spring brake you will be at #2 and if you reach 10000 by summer your #1

EAGLE EYE
10-02-2006, 04:46 PM
Ill make a deal, and thats if he makes Ed cry then his prize will be to lose his virginity to jasper and bigben.

Gawd
10-02-2006, 05:42 PM
Ill make a deal, and thats if he makes Ed cry then his prize will be to lose his virginity to jasper and bigben.
no one can make me cry dood.....i never feel pain caus no one can touch me.

Dokuro
10-03-2006, 01:32 PM
Ill make a deal, and thats if he makes Ed cry then his prize will be to lose his virginity to jasper and bigben.
shit homie i got sick of dilling with that bitch im just ingnoing that mark now

its all you if you whant it

Gawd
10-03-2006, 02:41 PM
shit homie i got sick of dilling with that bitch im just ingnoing that mark now

its all you if you whant it
you have no pwning capabilities you can't even spell. Also robby gets his ass kicked irl daily and used to have threads about it.

GENERAL WISE
11-08-2006, 07:42 PM
My shit just went gold

Lil' Ruger
11-08-2006, 07:49 PM
ya shits old flush da toilet!

GENERAL WISE
11-08-2006, 07:51 PM
ironman was old but it went plat in 2k4
stop hating

this proves that my shit sells, check my first post in this thread, Anything i put out sells nigga

Gawd
11-08-2006, 08:39 PM
bumping your own threads after they have long died out is ghey...,,,you fell off dood....face it you have been b10 with ease....now do your dance and make a thread about me, you know youre dying too...

GENERAL WISE
11-08-2006, 08:51 PM
13.45 posts per day

you lost

Lil' Ruger
11-08-2006, 08:54 PM
13.45 posts per day

you lost

u cant use teh same joke u use for me on him!

GENERAL WISE
11-08-2006, 09:11 PM
u cant use teh same joke u use for me on him!


LAWLS DOOD b10

ed = gayest craker in North Dakota.

EAGLE EYE
11-08-2006, 09:13 PM
They dont allow gays in the Dakotas, trust me wise Ive been there.

Gawd
11-08-2006, 09:15 PM
general wise has never been witty or half way clever..........how many accounts do you have general wise? having more than 1 account kinda makes my 13.5 posts a day look like nothing......

GENERAL WISE
11-08-2006, 09:27 PM
general wise has never been witty or half way clever..........how many accounts do you have general wise? having more than 1 account kinda makes my 13.5 posts a day look like nothing......


ok, i have big dane, mashquak, Dusk, Technician

thats 4 accounts, all of them carefully worked on.

my worst account: Technician >>>> Ed

Lil' Ruger
11-08-2006, 09:33 PM
ok, i have big dane, mashquak, Dusk, Technician

thats 4 accounts, all of them carefully worked on.

my worst account: Technician >>>> Ed

you should have listed accs that would have been more believable obviously ur not dusk becuz i get along wit em.

EAGLE EYE
11-08-2006, 09:36 PM
mashquak? No Im sorry u dont

GENERAL WISE
11-08-2006, 09:40 PM
mashquak? No Im sorry u dont

i usually post pics of the little girl next door, and yall think its a filipino kid :learning:

EAGLE EYE
11-08-2006, 09:55 PM
well another contradiction on your behalf cuz he posted a whole thread of his hawaii vacation. man u dont know me and how accurate of a memory I have .... my friends dont even understand why i can remember stuff in such detail..

just stop playing yourself and get back on your next attempt of making a gold thead before u end up like that canadien kid no one likes

Gawd
11-08-2006, 10:02 PM
shrap is too gangsta to be general wise......i just assume any regular poster that does not post their pic is a 2ndary

GENERAL WISE
11-08-2006, 10:03 PM
why the fuck am i arguing with my other account?

snapple
11-08-2006, 10:16 PM
shrap is too gangsta to be general wise......i just assume any regular poster that does not post their pic is a 2ndary

i dont have any other accounts on here

GENERAL WISE
11-08-2006, 10:17 PM
i dont have any other accounts on here
Yeah me neither

p.s 32 posts to plat

EAGLE EYE
11-08-2006, 10:21 PM
woke up this morning...
UH OHHH!
got yourself a...

I GOT MYSELF A beer
UH OHHH!
I GOT MYSELF A beer
Wu Corp, stand up!

I got myself a beer,
but really I don't need the brew
Ya heart pump project Kool-Aid, ya sweet
I don't gotta 2nd account you gays?
This is not beef, this is eBeef, homie
I don't have a scratch on me,
Ya feel robby's soft, ya rip robby off,
Damn, my threads are only worth over a hundred million replies,
Look, I got beef with like a hundred members,
nerds with pink suits, tryn to get cute
You a li'l outta line, homie
Don't let the internets, homie
Put you out ya mind, homie
Just post, homie
Kick ya little lies, I kick my real facts
Like you sneakn out the back of the wu-corp sound shack
We wasn't chasin, naw, we had a typin', too
We came thru to do our lawls thang
It wasn't a wu bangaz come thru thang
If it was on like that, tecknickelstylez'll come through Jerz
Wit' Jerz niggaz, y'all know how I do
Look, I got more shooters than Shrap and you,
Gotta tie you up on Big Bens roof,
'n open beer bottles off the boys chip tooth
Na'Look here:

I GOT MYSELF A beer
UH OHHH!
I GOT MYSELF A beer

Listen, I'm the R, the O the B-B-y fuck you Wise
Ya never legit, an now u Dusk, Mash, Technician and Big Dane?
Had to buy ya rhyme book back last time u got robbed
THE NERVE OF THIS COWARD, he like "OH MY GOD!"
I know rap rumors or innuendos
But yo I bring it to ya LIVE lift up ya skirt!
Let the internet peek in
N' see ya dirty drawers

Y'ALL DON'T WANT ME TO CONTINUE, HOV!

(laugh) Ed Big head
dj scratch, laughs
all i really know is yo ho wants to be wit me
she ain't playn, know what im sayin
AINT PLAYN AINT PLAYN AINT PLAYN wit me

me and the boy, Ed, got more in Kriszy than
just ballin and compliments, get it?
MORE IN KRISZY*
I came in yo' mercury tempo backseat
Skeeted in 2 deep
Left condoms on yo' sisters seat
Here the niggaz in the corp,love is done
It's whatever, whenever, however you want
AND SINCE U INFATUATED WIT makin those gay threads
Guess you was kissn my dick when you was typing that thread bitch
Nasty shit, u thought i swang like that?
You postin here a hundred times, i was bonin her neck
U got a baby by Goddess you can't disown her yet
when do your lies end?
when does the truth begin?
and when does reality set in, or does it not matter
GOTTA HURT THAT I'M your grandmas favorite poster!
and ass fuck your current girl, she know whats up
Holla at ya real white gawd *siren*
[Dre clip] I don't give a fuck

all i really know is that wu corp hoes wants to be wit me
they ain't playn, know what im sayin
AINT PLAYN AINT PLAYN AINT PLAYN wit me
ooooooout

Lil' Ruger
11-08-2006, 11:35 PM
................................................um mm was hat for fun or was it posed to rhyme?

EAGLE EYE
11-08-2006, 11:37 PM
just for fun. nothing more.

Lil' Ruger
11-08-2006, 11:39 PM
nice one line insult to me :)

GENERAL WISE
11-09-2006, 01:39 AM
Ooh. Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em

I aint got none, but I'm planning on growing some

Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb

Dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones (eeerrrrr!)

Ooh, tell me when to go (dumb)

Talking on my Ghettro on the way to the store

... My 2nd or 3rd trip

Some Henny, some Swishers and some Listerine strips

Dr. Greenthumb lips, just to ease my thoughts

Not just the cops, but the homies you got to watch

The moon is full, look at the dark clouds

Sitting in my scraper, watching Oakland Gone Wild... Ta-dow

I don't bump mainstream, I knock underground

All that other shit, sugar-coated and watered down

I'm from the Bay where we hyphy and go dumb

From the soil where them rappers be getting their lingo from

VDB-King
11-09-2006, 05:55 AM
http://www.collegeboredom.com/pics/Political%20Figures/HPL_roflmao.jpg

GENERAL WISE
08-15-2007, 02:56 PM
THis thread is iconic, gotta bump it in memory of the late great Heyzeus (an ounce poured for fat eddy 2).

Sexy Jasper
08-15-2007, 04:17 PM
Bury my cock into a birthday cake
She turned 17 today
My weener is covered in whipped cream
Blow out the candles and kiss me
Donkeypunch a fucking chink
Wrap your brown star around my dink
I love strangling you
I simply do

GENERAL WISE
08-15-2007, 07:31 PM
Bury my cock into a birthday cake
She turned 17 today
My weener is covered in whipped cream
Blow out the candles and kiss me
Donkeypunch a fucking chink
Wrap your brown star around my dink
I love strangling you
I simply do

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Longbongcilvaringz
08-16-2007, 02:44 AM
threadsahoodclassic.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
08-16-2007, 04:18 AM
are you the young boy or the fat>?

MODS: dont close this i think this will lead to serious discussion in a few seconds

ROFLMAO, the funniest post....serious discussions, hahahaha