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Sicka than aidZ
07-11-2005, 05:22 PM
2 dui's, grand theft auto, shoplifting

go ahead an share if u wanna.

faderlaceratah
07-11-2005, 05:40 PM
public intoxication, marijuana possession, nuttin much else

Necromancer
07-11-2005, 05:44 PM
marijuana possesion, shoplifting, intoxiated minor or whatever you call it

venex
07-11-2005, 06:42 PM
nothin' wit cops, always trouble in school, busted wit marijuana when I was 13 and 16 (a few months ago), had to go to some drugcare...

peace!

JASPER
07-11-2005, 06:53 PM
Stealing candy and public drinking

jaywoods27
07-11-2005, 06:53 PM
extortion, money laundering, prostitution, kidnapping, gambling, tax invasion, just to name a few but all charges were droped thanks to my high powered lawyer ha ha

JASPER
07-11-2005, 07:01 PM
prostitution, ahahahah

Frank Drebin
07-11-2005, 07:03 PM
My mom gave me a hiding once when I spilt juice on her new carpet?

MantiZ
07-11-2005, 07:05 PM
i have no criminal record, cuz i always manage to make a deal with cops, but i've been busted for many things - shoplifting, breaking into cars, stealing metals, beating up sum punkasses... bunch of shit....

num2son
07-11-2005, 07:16 PM
NOTHING.

If you guys have warrents, let me turn you guys in for money. Thanks LOL

SurreaL
07-11-2005, 07:18 PM
Theft under 5000, Grand theft auto, assault with a deadly weapon, oh and being drunk in public if that count's, but that's fuck all.

7EL7
07-11-2005, 10:48 PM
i only killed 2 people
nothing big
i did my time
and now i wanna choke the shit outa someone

AcidPhosphate69
07-12-2005, 12:04 AM
5 counts of assault and one count of criminal threatening with a deadly weapon

Why is it so easy to get away with cool shit but you get busted for the dumbest fucking crap?

mn2683
07-12-2005, 01:17 AM
4 possession of alcohol by a minor, 1 possession of marijuana, 1 open container charge

SHRAP
07-12-2005, 01:30 AM
jus shoplifting and i got off didnt even get cuffed

SHRAP
07-12-2005, 01:31 AM
i only killed 2 people

nothing big
i did my time
and now i wanna choke the shit outa someone


shoulda killed more while you were at it

netscape check two
07-12-2005, 01:42 AM
10 counts of first degree murder.

SHRAP
07-12-2005, 01:47 AM
10 counts of first degree murder.
damn check two is hardcore

http://www.movietools.com/angel/pic5.jpg

Rebel_INS
07-12-2005, 01:58 AM
Nothing at all. Im clean as fuck yo

Machete
07-12-2005, 02:03 AM
theft and assult

Skellington
07-12-2005, 04:14 AM
-Shoplifting
-Asult & Battery (multiple times)
-Possesion of soft & Hard drugs + dealing
-Vandalism
-Robbery + Armed
-Knife Possession
-Breaking In

Got charged for asult & battery lots of times and got sent to jail for it for 2 months when me and my cousins beat up 5 Holland dudes for no particular reason and trashed their car. Afterwards we asulted the cops but eventually they beat the crap out of us with their fuckin' clubs....

I also been charged for drug dealing once but did some comunity work for it back then because I was 15.

My first time I been charged for real was when I was 14 when me and my 2 cousins threw bricks from a bridge and fled when the cops came after us.

Mark
07-12-2005, 04:16 AM
09, really?

Inspectah_Dirk
07-12-2005, 04:19 AM
Does getting a ticket for riding at night with no lights on count? :p If not, then no, i'm clean.
Crime doesn't pay people :p

Inspectah_Dirk
07-12-2005, 04:20 AM
And yeah...09..wtf man :p

Skellington
07-12-2005, 05:40 AM
LOL yeah realy....That's al history now, that last shit I pulled with fight was like about 3 or 4 years ago, haven't done shit after that.That was it for me, stopped doin' mixes with alcohol and drugs cause I knew it'll end like that someday.

The cops beat the crap out of me and in court I couldn't do shit. i took photographs from my 2 bleeding ears, swollen cheeck, cuts in my neck and other scars on my face and some more bruises.

My cousin was my whitness but hey, you can't do shit against them nasty pigs.

It took a year before the trial actually hapened, i'd already spent 2 months in jail during that year and they wanted to give me another half year - a year.
But we got ourself a pretty good lawyer and I could show the judge and jury that I changed my life during that year, i was clean, went back to school and had a job. I had to pee in a cub 12 times a year during that period to prove i'm clean.

+ I showed up at the court, the 5 dudes from Holland didn't show up so that made a good ipression for me.

I also contacted one of the guys who was seriously injured. he lost nearly all of his teeth and a broken nose...I paid for his new teeth etc.....

Also the car we trashed, I paid for that aswell, the door was broken and the front window was completely trashed.

So, I managed to show that in court aswell and eventually they let me off with another fine of 500 . And that was that, now shit is all straightened up, living the good life now, ain't doin' shit anymore. Sy-ure I still drink alot... ;)

Mark
07-12-2005, 05:54 AM
Damn 09, that's some crazy shit. Good to hear you aren't doing that stuff no more. Damn.

damaja
07-12-2005, 07:41 AM
I tried to break down someone's door with a metal pole once, and I got caught for that. I can't even remember what the actual charge was for, but it was stupid. I didn't even get in! It was a tough door though....

100pr00f
07-12-2005, 08:08 AM
public nudity and intoxication...i love to get drunk and go out wit just a robe on and flash old ladies haha

naw they got nothing on me...but....it dosent mean i didnt do any thing wrong...haha

7EL7
07-12-2005, 08:11 AM
shoulda killed more while you were at it
lol
i really don't think you would
like if i had killed more
they would have made a movie about it and all
then you'd never hear the end of it

Knok-A-Fella
07-13-2005, 08:03 AM
indecent exposure (sex in a park) if u can call that a charge

other then thatim clean, to smart to get caught by the feds unlike u dumb motherfuckers

LOL

jkz

Bless, 1

Undertaker
07-13-2005, 08:13 AM
It wasnt me.

urbanlegendmf
07-13-2005, 01:05 PM
gay thread

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
07-13-2005, 01:12 PM
I've been aquitted of all charges

sakk
07-13-2005, 01:17 PM
Does anyone know how to look up your official criminal record?

PowerHouseKickout
07-13-2005, 01:17 PM
I would speak only with the presence of my lawyer

TUCO
07-13-2005, 01:19 PM
clear

peace

PowerHouseKickout
07-13-2005, 01:19 PM
Does anyone know how to look up your official criminal record?
push the start button of your paddle and go to the stats option...

and stop playing video game

002
07-13-2005, 01:26 PM
no record. biatch

002
07-13-2005, 01:27 PM
just kiddin... but i never did time

iNtell3kT
07-13-2005, 01:28 PM
pointless stupid thread

Definitive X
07-13-2005, 01:28 PM
I'm clean...but I'm also 15 years old...

Skellington
07-13-2005, 01:40 PM
Yeah that's the funny part, after all the shit I did , my lawyer managed to get me a clean record, probable cause I was just 18 back then, and it happened somewhere around my birthday and he managed to clean it, just in time.He was all like "The boy has a whole life ahead of him, don't let this incident bla bla bla....." but the attorny general realy wanted to see me hang...but fuck him, I got what I wanted anyway Haha

WARPATH
07-15-2005, 10:39 AM
a professional criminal doesn't have a record

Sicka than aidZ
07-15-2005, 10:01 PM
gay threadenvious ^ bitch......shut up u .fuckin scab pickin tuna queen lookin mahfucka...piss on u and the corpse

now get lost faggot

JASPER
07-15-2005, 10:15 PM
Add money laundry and molestation to that

hellbound
07-15-2005, 10:22 PM
Handicap Discrimination...

hoardini
07-15-2005, 11:52 PM
-Shoplifting
-Asult & Battery (multiple times)
-Possesion of soft & Hard drugs + dealing
-Vandalism
-Robbery + Armed
-Knife Possession
-Breaking In

Got charged for asult & battery lots of times and got sent to jail for it for 2 months when me and my cousins beat up 5 Holland dudes for no particular reason and trashed their car. Afterwards we asulted the cops but eventually they beat the crap out of us with their fuckin' clubs....

I also been charged for drug dealing once but did some comunity work for it back then because I was 15.

My first time I been charged for real was when I was 14 when me and my 2 cousins threw bricks from a bridge and fled when the cops came after us.

dont forget shootin those squirrels wit ya bb-gun :P
who remembers that?

crastuf
07-15-2005, 11:58 PM
I'm clean and still guilty

Bone Collecta
07-16-2005, 12:15 AM
if u have one then you are a loser

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 12:29 AM
why r u trying to start fights man?.....i dont care, u aint convincing me that im a loser.....your just bummed out cuz u cant get along with sun tzu

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 12:30 AM
pointless stupid thread
thanks messiah

Bone Collecta
07-16-2005, 12:48 AM
why r u trying to start fights man?.....i dont care, u aint convincing me that im a loser.....your just bummed out cuz u cant get along with sun tzu
not really, if you have a criminal record it means you need something to do with your life. this has nothing to do with Sun_tzu its common sense.

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 12:51 AM
take it back, its not common sense,(i dont know how the hell u came up with that)

but yo, nevermind

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 12:53 AM
peace god

Bone Collecta
07-16-2005, 01:01 AM
take it back, its not common sense,(i dont know how the hell u came up with that)

but yo, nevermind
So you have a gun in your hand(which you shouldnt have in the first place unless you have a license and its visable) and some nigga starts beef with you. You pull the gun out and decide to shoot. You are a dumb muhh fucka. dont put yaself in those situations, you shouldnt have a criminal record.

Noone should be beating their wives, etc....

you shouldnt be using illegal drugs, etc.....

Its muhh fuckin common sense the law says dont do it so.....DONT DO IT!

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 01:08 AM
IM DUMB, thats your conclusion......i said PEACE".....WHY u persuing niggaz so much tonight?

oh well, i dont care...adios

Bone Collecta
07-16-2005, 01:17 AM
1) the first time u got the DUI you shouldnt have done it a second time
2) GTA? come on man you did it on purpose
3) Shoplifting for what? unless you are dead broke there is no reason to steal

Common sense says not to do these things man. You knew exactly what you were doing. Was it fun or something? did you enjoy becoming a criminal? or was it just cool? o i get it you were young or somethin. come on man you have a brain why would u do stupid shit?

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 01:23 AM
dude, look into whaaat u said

1, im an alcohol who has drivers liscense
2..I didnt know the car was stolen(truth_
3. couldnt find my wallet so i walked out with beer an was caught...

u have no idea who i am or anything.....for all u know, i d could be a martian

anyways DOUBLE PEACE

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 01:25 AM
1) the first time u got the DUI you shouldnt have done it a second time
2) GTA? come on man you did it on purpose
3) Shoplifting for what? unless you are dead broke there is no reason to steal

Common sense says not to do these things man. You knew exactly what you were doing. Was it fun or something? did you enjoy becoming a criminal? or was it just cool? o i get it you were young or somethin. come on man you have a brain why would u do stupid shit?IVE HAD ENOUGH OF U bone,.....shut your mutherfuckin mouth u fuck in flaming faggotg,.....im not happy an thankks to your fuckinn fat lil blacck ass, you made my day worse

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 01:27 AM
outta line.....sorryy......peace

netscape check two
07-16-2005, 01:32 AM
If a person could get a record for having a lack of a sense of humor, Bone Collecta would get a life sentence. No offense though.

Bone Collecta
07-16-2005, 01:34 AM
dude, look into whaaat u said

1, im an alcohol who has drivers liscense
2..I didnt know the car was stolen(truth_
3. couldnt find my wallet so i walked out with beer an was caught...

u have no idea who i am or anything.....for all u know, i d could be a martian

anyways DOUBLE PEACE
1) you should fix it they have programs for that
2) then ok
3) you are guilty there lol go see some ppl and get some help for ur alcohol problem whether u had money or not u shouldnt have stolen the beer.

Bone Collecta
07-16-2005, 01:36 AM
If a person could get a record for having a lack of a sense of humor, Bone Collecta would get a life sentence. No offense though.
having a criminal record isnt funny.

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 01:41 AM
i said peace bitch......now fuck off

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 01:44 AM
1) you should fix it they have programs for that
2) then ok
3) you are guilty there lol go see some ppl and get some help for ur alcohol problem whether u had money or not u shouldnt have stolen the beer.
quit it, now

Bone Collecta
07-16-2005, 01:45 AM
y? im not making fun of you. im telling you the truth but of course you dont want to hear that

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 01:47 AM
dude, how old r u?

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 01:49 AM
y? im not making fun of you. im telling you the truth but of course you dont want to hear that
no, i dont like being called stupid....u dont know a fuckin thing do ya.....how old r u?

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 01:52 AM
oh yeah, good luck making fun of me...but i doont wanna start drama.....damn i hate this...how' old r u

Treazon
07-16-2005, 01:56 AM
it just kinda makes me laugh how alot of you sound proud when you were listin' all the shit you've been busted for. maybe some of you arent proud but it comes off like that in a way, so get ya heads straight and think before you act, and you wont get caught, or wont even do the crime in the first place, thats all i gotta say

peace

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 02:00 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/jameztwo/smileyflamethrower.gif

Bone Collecta
07-16-2005, 02:04 AM
dude, how old r u?
19 in august i know right from wrong so im not gonna do stupid shit

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 03:05 AM
your a kid....where'd u grow up.........aight man, dont tell me whats good an bad, you cant even drink yet.....yo, tho.....keep on the cool path, dont let shit grab ya...

yo, my real record is like 10 of your lifetimes combined an im just a kid.
anyways, shut up cuz you dont know shit about me, struggling with shit...all that......
half my family's in prison.....im not goin.....im doin fine, some cats live to the fullest an some just dont have any friends. i live it uup,.....untill i found this damn thing, computer.

peace tho......we barely started life

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 03:06 AM
19 in august i know right from wrong so im not gonna do stupid shit
believe me, your gonna do somthin stupid eventually...just dont get into anything u cant get out of peace

Bone Collecta
07-16-2005, 03:09 AM
ive gone to college and have had plenty of opportunities to do somethin stupid yet dont.

Bone Collecta
07-16-2005, 03:10 AM
your a kid....where'd u grow up.........aight man, dont tell me whats good an bad, you cant even drink yet.....yo, tho.....keep on the cool path, dont let shit grab ya...

yo, my real record is like 10 of your lifetimes combined an im just a kid.
anyways, shut up cuz you dont know shit about me, struggling with shit...all that......
half my family's in prison.....im not goin.....im doin fine, some cats live to the fullest an some just dont have any friends. i live it uup,.....untill i found this damn thing, computer.

peace tho......we barely started life
you dont know my life either. you think my shit has been a straight ride with no bumps or bruises. ive gone through alot being a 19 yr old. just cause you are older doesnt mean you are allowed to do stupid shit. Ive had plenty of times where ppl pass me a cup of liquor and shit i tell them no. i see what it does to people im not gonna get myself into that.

wu-tang1988
07-16-2005, 05:58 AM
i only been caught for shoplifting, but ive done alot of other ish, but i always manage to get away... :p

Tzaosirus
07-16-2005, 06:40 AM
Assault on a police officer / Sexual agrigvation / Breach of the peace x4

Big Bad Man
07-16-2005, 08:36 AM
No comment.

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 02:24 PM
you dont know my life either. you think my shit has been a straight ride with no bumps or bruises. ive gone through alot being a 19 yr old. just cause you are older doesnt mean you are allowed to do stupid shit. Ive had plenty of times where ppl pass me a cup of liquor and shit i tell them no. i see what it does to people im not gonna get myself into that. i dont think anything about u man, you brought it up, im not gettin in to it, im tryin to be cool here

THIS GUY WAS trippin on everyone last night...real weird shit.....just nevermind him, he was mad about somethin, u should see him an sun tzu goin at it. all i know is that im just gonna be nice to him cuz he's a lil mad, nahmeanyaheard? word.

Bone Collecta
07-16-2005, 02:49 PM
lol i wasnt mad i was speaking the truth.

Sicka than aidZ
07-16-2005, 03:04 PM
......naw man, i know your smart, staycool man, i figured you were mad so i didnt really get into it much. peace

R3beLuTionAry
07-16-2005, 03:09 PM
my only criminal record is BDP's first album

whitey
07-16-2005, 04:13 PM
semi agree with bone collecta for once.

ch-chef
07-16-2005, 04:46 PM
"talk about it if u live it, if not dont even spit it"

we got some real billy the kids in here huh?

ironmantis
07-16-2005, 05:37 PM
I have Smooth Criminal on Record if that counts.


peace

mashqauck
07-16-2005, 06:12 PM
i dont ever get caught but if i did then i would be charged for doing vandalizm, having weed, fingering girls at school, throwing stink bombs in all the classrooms, under aged drinking, breaking car windows(fun ass shit) and breaking building windows. oh and shooting fireworks of the Tullys factory. that was some funny shit, all these cars got backed up and the police came. but the only thing i got caught for was the whole stinkbombs in every classroom shit.

Godess
07-17-2005, 04:50 AM
Nada

AcidPhosphate69
07-17-2005, 08:40 AM
we got some real billy the kids in here huh?
Nah, that's my boy Billy Kevorkian, Billy the Kid, BTK, etc. Crazy muthafucker if there ever was one. Real misdeamenor minded kind of cat.

Godess
07-17-2005, 08:42 AM
Sweet & Innocent.

netscape check two
07-18-2005, 12:12 AM
Ironmantis,
I thought you got arrested for stealing that 'Teen Beat' magazine with Aaron Carter on the cover?

mashqauck
07-18-2005, 03:44 AM
i once attempted gay marriage as a joke. we just got kicked out.

PsYkOsUs
07-18-2005, 12:56 PM
I'm clean...but I'm also 15 years old...
you say that like you have hopes of gettin' arrested... LOL... take it from me, it's not cool... you'll only regret it later...

LOL at all the liars in here who think it's cool to have a record... :clap:

PEACE

PSY

Unforgiven
07-18-2005, 12:57 PM
I'm 16 and have no record and plan on keepin' it that way

ironmantis
07-18-2005, 01:11 PM
Ironmantis,
I thought you got arrested for stealing that 'Teen Beat' magazine with Aaron Carter on the cover?
what are you complaining about, I may have lifted that mag from your crib but I returned your cabbage patch kid sticker collection in good condition and your boy george video collection.

btw, pages 12 & 13 in your teen beat mag are stuck together, I think i might return it to you.

peace

Sicka than aidZ
07-18-2005, 04:50 PM
whoaOOWWWNNNNEEEEEDDDD!!!!! hahaaaaaa!^

netscape check two
07-18-2005, 11:47 PM
Busted:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/lionell78/2286f869.jpg

Big Bad Man
07-19-2005, 02:35 PM
you say that like you have hopes of gettin' arrested... LOL... take it from me, it's not cool... you'll only regret it later...

LOL at all the liars in here who think it's cool to have a record... :clap:

PEACE

PSY
Amen.