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Big Risk
07-11-2005, 09:51 PM
Pick a person/place or thing, and rap as you are the person/place/thing.

Bucket of water

AcidPhosphate69
07-11-2005, 11:36 PM
bucket of water, straight royal
if i get any hotter, i'll straight boil
i foiled your plans of fire, you toiled and now you tire
your desire to burn has been turned against you
earned yourself a wet lap, do you need a wet nap?
whipe you chin, my liquidy nuts is where you've been
you can bet i'll get you soaked, catch hypothermia, you croaked
steam clean your whole team, stains be washed out when i'm about
no doubt i'm straight fluid on the mic, that's just how i do it on the mic
oops, it's alight from electrical fire, the situation is dire
who's to blame? i bet you forgot that water could bring flames

blunt of haze

whatradio
07-11-2005, 11:59 PM
put fire to my ass watch me numb ya senses
thoughts demented get supressed as you toke of mi sess
buddah bless pack it tight might last half the night
when that shit bubble up and know the hash is right
look at my victims, needin a fix for the system
craving to breathe me deep fuckin w/ ya sleep
you might stab or kill to have the thrill
like a viral attack watch you crash for real


a fist

Big Risk
07-12-2005, 06:10 PM
Yo, I sit waiting attached to a arm ready to bring harm
to those whillin to stand in front of my handheld firesquad.
I got viens, hair, fingnails and joints.
I got skin, blood, middle finga that points.
But when im curled up, I strong enough to bash.
when i got a knife, im fast enough to slash.
Drugs are stashed, in my palm.
along with a warhead, Im holdin mics when i bomb.



A sig on Wu Corp.

AcidPhosphate69
07-12-2005, 11:36 PM
Wu corp sig, just chillen under a white line
a lil' big and it's doin' just fine
simple yet gets down to the point
about how i get to smokin' a joint
MASTER of this thing called BLUNT
ASK HER, ya bitch, she know I don't FRONT
smokin' down amounts while I finger her cunt
so let the Meth-man chill, with my avatar ecstacy pill

bottle of sprite

Luther Large
07-13-2005, 12:03 AM
mountain dew ,coca cola,and slice is like drinkin some dirt
fuck gatorade it's sprite that quenches a bitches thirst
if ur drinkin some pepsi u might as well eat shit too kid
so when your hot grab a nice bottle of sprite and cool down quick
the kick is intense especially remix u wont be disapointed any motherfucken day
yo i might be a dollar but i'm still quality made
so what's ur liquid of choice
what's your beverage of choice
it better be some sprite cuz the taste always lasts
i put a hole in a cola bottle and strate whuped pepsis ass


jerry sienfeld

Big Risk
07-13-2005, 06:18 AM
that is a hard one, cant do that. Dont know too much about him.

Big Risk
07-13-2005, 06:18 AM
someone has to do it!

Big Risk
07-13-2005, 06:30 AM
yeah!!

AcidPhosphate69
07-13-2005, 10:11 AM
Jerry Seinfeld all up on the TV, "what's the deal?" everybody wants to be me
i made a weird ass show about 4 losers, kind of whack they weren't drug users
kramer must be a crack head, look at his hair
elaine steps up, i'll smack that bitch dead, i don't care
cuz i'm the muthafuckin' J man on the televizzle
my show was a hit so hot i sizzle
soup nazi, no soup for you...you not me so no coup for you
cuz i'm rich as fuck offa couch potatoes, observational comedy about tomatoes
airline food, my attitude is edgy but i'm far from rude
so bitch, catch my reruns on the boob tube

4 minutes
now, be a bottle of water carried by somebody that's rolling

MC MIDAS
07-13-2005, 12:09 PM
did you bite those rhymes from the sprite commercial!>??

Luther Large
07-13-2005, 06:33 PM
if your talkin about me no i didnt

Big Risk
07-13-2005, 07:18 PM
just flow about that shit.

Idiom
07-13-2005, 07:27 PM
this hole head's in full throttle, mutha fucka i'm h20, drink the fuckin' bottle,
crazed, rolling off ya ass dancing in the rave, don't hold me, i don't like gettin hot
drink me while i'm cold, cool off your top knot, dehydration what you get, from takin X,
hope you dont croak, i'll be fuckin vexed(pissed off), can't stand when we get wasted,
splashing around in the bottle get's me frustrated, you went to take a drink, but then
you hesitated, hurry up and drink me, i could be evaporated, straight from the springs
i'm some good water, ain't thirst>? pass me to that bitch over there, she could be a thirsty daughter.

OmO < Idiom

*Rain Droppin*

hollywoodrealty
07-13-2005, 08:10 PM
my mind' a seed, somebody planted, fertilized it
watered it, and let the sun beam on it
went from a seed into a stem and before you know it
i grew into hemp, most of the world grows it
started mass producing exact replica's of me
together, we grew from a stem into a tree
stuck and hidden in between corn and wheat field
camoflage berage, its like there was a force field
but one day some dudes came running through with macheties
cut us loose from the ground, but most of us were ready
steadily stacked us and put in the back of the pick up truck
where the hell they taken us, what the fuck
they took us out and hung us upside down to dry
took away water, fertilizer, and the sun we needed to survive
they left us for days and nights to sit and dry up
they come to take us down, now we're wondering whats going down
hacked, stacked and squeezed into bricks
packed, smacked, and hid into a container
put on a lift that shipped from the lands of jamaica
slipped into port everglades and thats when these 3 dudes with shades
came searchen around saying "we aint playen no games"
but somehow, the dogs never sniffed us out,
later on that night the forklift came to lift us out
they took the shipment and slipped it on this cat's big rig
where the fuck are we goin, this shit is getting sick kid



to be continued...............my minds a seed............................

AcidPhosphate69
07-13-2005, 09:05 PM
drippity droppity, rain droppin all over the spot
cools off heat, formin' puddles, wet feet
quick change to sleet, icin' the street
sheets comin', storm approachin'
lakes floodin', hurricane from the ocean
strikes with fury, along the east coast n'
powerful winds galore, huge waves a'shore
just when you think there can't be more, it gets worse
golf course players drowning, cursed weather astounding
winds pounding, downing all kinds of trees
wait, the storm seems to ease, leaving survivors most relieved
must be the gods are appeased, hopefully pleased
rain turns drizzle, drizzle turns to dry
dry turns to sunny, bright blue sky
end of the day, a few people did die, tears like rain will be cried

do a car trunk

Big Risk
07-13-2005, 11:29 PM
Yo its hard to breathe, dark, hot no where to leave.
i got a body in me, he stinkin so bad.
got stains on his clothes, drinkin so bad.
hes gushy, bloody clotted uped and fucked.
veins poppin out his eyeballs....viens cut.
Man driving crazy, hittin bumbs and thumps.
the body jumped, and open i flew.
his body popped out, on the rode then SPEW.
theres sirens goin off, maybe a cop or two.
then freaky shit went down, to be continued.

inifiniti
07-14-2005, 12:00 AM
dfhfgj

Big Risk
07-14-2005, 01:10 PM
bring this back

hollywoodrealty
07-18-2005, 09:22 AM
this ainta bomb threat, you heard the ticken
magaiver state of mind, quick thinken, quit shitten
theres no time to spare, bomb expoleds in 3 minutes
evacuate the place, everybody starts trippen
get trampled bcuz people aint careful
run for your lives
everyman for himself,children and wives,
first
whats worse is there's no time to call the experts
so da butchers jumpen in this shit for what its worth
which line should i cut first, red or black
and whats this yellow one,
1 wrong move and we're all gone
step back to analyze the situation
i cant get the damn ticken out my head, im running out of patience
2 minutes left, people getting stuck in the staircase
someone stuck this bomb up inside a leather briefcase
i gotta crack the code like davinci
is this a dream, or a joke, somebody pinch me
reality hit me when i saw the sticks of dynomite
if i pull them off it sets the trigger for them to ignite
somebody get me some scissors, im gonna cut this line
if i get it wrong every mother fucker's gonna die
i close my eyes and i start cutten
this shit is still ticken, damnit that didnt do nothin
there about 100 wires and i only got a minute left
but im still cool, i yell, somebody get me a cigarette
i light it up, damn it i had enough
i gotta find the one that will save us from blowing up
all of a sudden i remembered something i saw on the discrovery
channel about how to dismantel a bomb, from a to z
watching tv high got u watching some stupid shit,
never in my life did i think id have to use it
but now all of a sudden i held the key to the mystery
i hold the answer to saving everyone's mysory
i cut the red and yellow one and the ticken finally stopped
my heart nearly stopped but i ended up on top
the mayor gave me the key to the city
taken pictures holden babies, all the ladies kissen me
even got interviewed on larry king live
im the butcher flyen back to the killer be hive

LowREz
07-18-2005, 10:08 AM
That ones about a bomb expert hollywood?

Ok i'm gonna do one about a piece of cheese then..

I'm sharp and bitey,got a nutty edge flavour wise,
go great on jatz,textures catch you by surprise,
Cultured and heat treated,
dairy products defeated,
When the taste hits your toungue,
your forced to stay seated,
But get up,
cause i rock the party in your mouth,
start dancing bitch,your inhibitions going south,
Your thinking "wow this wild, for just a piece of cheese"
Before you know it, your bent down on your knees,
"Oh god lowrez i want it in the hole"
And thats how i get bitches when i lace cheese with ryphenol.

ok next do a bullet..

hollywoodrealty
07-18-2005, 10:55 AM
how u gonna write about cheese, and if u do, u gotta make it good, that was garbage
that stunk like cheese

hollywoodrealty
07-18-2005, 03:39 PM
motzerella, aye yo my rhymes are betta
ill swiss cheese you when i spray from my lyrical berreta
the rhymes u kick, they stink like munster
fuck around, police find your body in a dumpster
droppen rhymes like your waiter droppen parmession on your spaghetti
blow you to pieces, have u floating around like confetti
im getting payed, some say, im maken chedder
you getting played, some say you soft as a feather
i got that spicy kick like montery jack, its hott
eat too much cheese have your heart get a bloodclot
i put a hole in you like a bagel with cream cheese
why u all on my nuts, get off me bitch please
what ever you do dont leave your girl home alone
cuz ill put it on her like a sandwich with provolone

LowREz
07-19-2005, 04:44 AM
motzerella, aye yo my rhymes are betta
ill swiss cheese you when i spray from my lyrical berreta
the rhymes u kick, they stink like munster
fuck around, police find your body in a dumpster
droppen rhymes like your waiter droppen parmession on your spaghetti
blow you to pieces, have u floating around like confetti
im getting payed, some say, im maken chedder
you getting played, some say you soft as a feather
i got that spicy kick like montery jack, its hott
eat too much cheese have your heart get a bloodclot
i put a hole in you like a bagel with cream cheese
why u all on my nuts, get off me bitch please
what ever you do dont leave your girl home alone
cuz ill put it on her like a sandwich with provolone
Your dissing my rhymes?even though they were pretty shit, putting the word lyrical in front of anything was played out like 10 fucken years ago.Your generic.

hollywoodrealty
07-19-2005, 06:30 AM
im not the bozo who wanted to rap about cheese, i just had to cover up for the crappy shit you wrote to keep the integrety of this thread going......im quality control, your just a troll, u probably dont even shave yet, your 12 years old

hollywoodrealty
07-19-2005, 06:40 AM
i want someone to vote and say who has the best cheese rhyme, i know this sounds crazy but someone vote on this please

AcidPhosphate69
07-19-2005, 09:41 AM
i vote you because roofies are for losers who can't get laid, plus...his rhymes were garbage

somebody rhyme about a pair of timbos