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10-09-2006, 12:02 PM
So ass you all recall them assassins were coming after me right

So it was Sunday and I got word that some cholos were asking about me in town Iím totally fuck prepared for the shit about to pop off all strapped up and shit this town was about to be shooked up 12:40 and I get a knock on my door a go to it ready for something
With my girls DE at my side I peek out the hole and it some hmong motherfucker so I pull him in with the gat at his forehead he seas his cuz Sophie told him I needed some help so know I got me some back up of five people

aprx 2:30 two el Camino pull in my driveway we look out and see that these cat ant strapped they halla out that they just want to talk not taken any chances with the essays
all six of us go out fully prepared shit Iím talking one DE, Two mic smg, three riffles shit homie I havenít road this deep since my day in Compton

it turn out that B. was pregnant and thy needed some cash shit I havenít seen this girl for two years now they was asking for 15,000 I gave them 10,000

Iím still alive just blew shit way out of proportion

10-09-2006, 03:19 PM
post pics of your guns.

10-09-2006, 03:23 PM
and your point? you roll "deep" and pack heat? cool man.

10-09-2006, 04:35 PM
fuck im just happy to be alive

10-09-2006, 05:55 PM
we had hoped that you choked. that you choked.

thats the last time yasper and I go cheap by hiring wetbacks for an assasination.......

Sexy Jasper
10-09-2006, 06:04 PM
I told you, we should hire us some Czechs. I could have gotten group discount.

Oh that reminds me of when I tried to have Ed assassinated. The dipshit Hungarian ended up killing Big Pun instead. I didn't ask for a refund though because I understand the startling, uncanny resemblance between the two and I wanted Pun to die anyway. Good thing he made it look like an accident, they're professional like that.

10-09-2006, 06:45 PM
Did any body git that?

10-09-2006, 07:55 PM
the czechs gave my dog scurvy the last time we had to use them.....anyway what did pun do to deserve your malice? did he eat your makeup?

10-09-2006, 08:03 PM
fuck im just happy to be alive

thank god you're ok and safe and sound :stroke: :stroke: :stroke:

10-09-2006, 08:05 PM
your the corniest person to ever be a fraud and a fake and a man with a half vagina penis whistle.....

Lil' Ruger
10-09-2006, 08:13 PM
your the corniest person to ever be a fraud and a fake and a man with a half vagina penis whistle.....

is that a large catagorey lol?

10-09-2006, 08:40 PM
you gave them 10,000 when you had that arsenal, I wouldve told them to suck dick

10-09-2006, 08:43 PM
I have yet to witness proof of teh guns in shite

Lil' Ruger
10-09-2006, 08:46 PM
ed has guns me seen

10-09-2006, 08:53 PM
Yea something doesn't sound right there, I can't see nobody with 6 people and all those guns handing over 6 thousand dollars

10-09-2006, 09:58 PM
anyone who sucks this bad at spelling would not have 10k

Lil' Ruger
10-09-2006, 10:01 PM

10-10-2006, 11:03 AM
shit homie i dont want to brack there sisters heart by putin them all a way

and beside i live in a small hick town and they just wating to take a brother out if i started blastin yes i would have barred them but the honky would strike next part of bing hard is know to pick your battles you dont whant to ride uncempt when you can keep shit clean as posible theres no need to rasolt to unessesay vilence

and 10,000 is not much to hand over for somone you love when you got a cuple million in the bank

and yes i still love B. i love all the trick iv been with


10-10-2006, 11:05 AM
anyone who sucks this bad at spelling would not have 10k

Sicka than aidZ
10-10-2006, 12:58 PM
so yo my girlz pregnant, i want some cash too nigga!

10-10-2006, 12:59 PM
he just compared his idiocy to Bush's ahahahahahaha self pwn4ge.

10-10-2006, 02:34 PM
so yo my girlz pregnant, i want some cash too nigga!
shit homie i only pay if i fucked are you inviding me two fuck your trick

becouse i dont whant the ganaherphasifaliadis i need to keep clean

but if you relly whant the dukets ask your mom i hered she got quite the lump sum