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mashqauck
10-11-2006, 10:01 PM
i have recently been sick and my doctor says it is something in my stomach that is causing it but they do not yet know what it is so I may not be on here as much as I usually am so I love you all and I hope I post as much as I can but my stomach feels like there is a porcupine in it sucking an alligators penis that had been glued to a pile of thumbtacks




































































































http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/akabobbyd/IMG_2383.jpg

Gawd
10-11-2006, 10:02 PM
stop eating your own semen

Gawd
10-11-2006, 10:03 PM
*edit....sorry to hear of your illness.

CHRONZ
10-11-2006, 10:04 PM
hope you get better ! lol

mashqauck
10-11-2006, 10:11 PM
yeah I don't really know what the problem is but when I was at the Meth concert I had to shit really bad but I didn't want to leave my spot so I stood in the same spot for like 6 hours and I kept jumping and shit when the hits came on so maybe it was the lack of me dropping a shit log

CHRONZ
10-11-2006, 10:17 PM
tried takin a big dumb ? haha

TeknicelStylez
10-11-2006, 10:19 PM
whens the last time you went lol

crass
10-11-2006, 10:26 PM
feel better little buddy, hope it's not the tapeworm!

Bloo
10-11-2006, 10:28 PM
That's one hell of a turd dog. But then again after 6 hours of not droppin I'm sure that would fuck anyone up. I thought you were tryin to ask us how to fake sick leave and get time off work. Was about to drop all my secrets :)

Well I know that this too shall pass. just hang in there and shit more frequently.

Unforgiven
10-12-2006, 01:11 AM
stop eating your own semen

:lmao::lmao:

Lil' Ruger
10-12-2006, 01:18 AM
i'm sorry for injecting you with that poison i would say get well but.......you most likely will die actually you will go through long grueling diareah and shit spiked poop. and then all the cum will spray from your dick while in school embarrising u and ur balls will pop out u will also upchuk acid and burn your own jaw off.

crass
10-12-2006, 01:20 AM
...

Lil' Ruger
10-12-2006, 03:22 AM
thats how i killed this guyhttp://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/big1967dave/skeet3gj.jpg

Sexy Jasper
10-12-2006, 04:03 AM
My ovaries hurt too. All the time. But don't worry, it just means you're turning into a woman. A fine woman in your case.

crass
10-12-2006, 04:08 AM
thats how i killed this guyhttp://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/big1967dave/skeet3gj.jpg


pee-wee is great

Dokuro
10-12-2006, 01:24 PM
cheak for cancer homie that shit can come from no were

Skellington
10-12-2006, 02:57 PM
I don't really care about y'r stomach man....i'm just being honest.....

I have a problem with sympathy......I don't have it......

Kriszy Substance
10-12-2006, 03:13 PM
I noticed you hadn't been around much Mash. If you are telling the truth then I am sorry to hear you arent feeling good. If I were there I would wrap you up in warm blankets, make you chicken soup and rub your belly in a clock wise motion...they say counter clock wise is not good for the tummy...you been rubbing things the wrong way? Love ya and hope you feel better.

p.s. dont hold your shit in kid...I tell my 3 year old the same thing...I had hopes she would be done doing that by your age but now I am not sure. Although your reasons for holding it in were pretty damn good.

L~>1<~NKS
10-12-2006, 03:14 PM
This is what u do for stomach aches:

1) Drink Milk - coates the stomach
2) Drink Liquor - Tequila shots prefered w/ the salt and lime.
3) Eat CLEAN pussy - natural nectar, good for any Ailment.
4):r
5):dududu:


You'll never have a stomack ache again.

Sexy Jasper
10-12-2006, 03:16 PM
I'm still sick like last week. I might just have the hiv. Or maybe that's just paranoia getting the best of me. I'm coughing up blood vessels and semen, this isn't good.

smokebongoncliff
10-12-2006, 03:16 PM
isnt it just suuuu. not suuue. sue is my moms name

Skellington
10-12-2006, 03:19 PM
Maybe that's what he was aiming at ;)

Gawd
10-12-2006, 03:34 PM
isnt it just suuuu. not suuue. sue is my moms name

Maybe that's what he was aiming at ;)


I laughed untill yasper puked up semen......

Razorsharp
10-12-2006, 03:35 PM
"My Rhymes Will Ease Ya, Like Milk Of Magnesia"

-Big Daddy Kane

btw... i hope ur shit isnt eating you alive... lmao

Gawd
10-12-2006, 03:42 PM
9tP4Fg9Dbk0

What is happening in Mash's Belly

Lil' Ruger
10-12-2006, 04:02 PM
I noticed you hadn't been around much Mash. If you are telling the truth then I am sorry to hear you arent feeling good. If I were there I would wrap you up in warm blankets, make you chicken soup and rub your belly in a clock wise motion...they say counter clock wise is not good for the tummy...you been rubbing things the wrong way? Love ya and hope you feel better.

p.s. dont hold your shit in kid...I tell my 3 year old the same thing...I had hopes she would be done doing that by your age but now I am not sure. Although your reasons for holding it in were pretty damn good.

wou7ld u do that for me??? me kid too!

Lil' Ruger
10-12-2006, 04:12 PM
9tP4Fg9Dbk0

What is happening in Mash's Belly

that was so fuckin disgusting and know im going to throw the parasites up and mail em to you.

mashqauck
10-12-2006, 05:48 PM
I don't really care about y'r stomach man....i'm just being honest.....

I have a problem with sympathy......I don't have it......

maybe because you listen to too much Holocaust

mashqauck
10-12-2006, 05:49 PM
isnt it just suuuu. not suuue. sue is my moms name


Don't fool yourself, check the manual John John :W

WuTangWarrior
10-12-2006, 06:09 PM
maybe because you listen to too much Holocaust

lmao

yea mash iono who the fuck u are but yea get better ... i been havin problems with taken a shit lately myself

Lil' Ruger
10-12-2006, 07:47 PM
all this talk about shit has inspired me to go listen to some spider loc lol.

Gawd
10-12-2006, 07:48 PM
all those faggits would die for fifty and g unit.....

Lil' Ruger
10-12-2006, 07:49 PM
it's kinda funny. u know that guy smirf or w/e and 50 basically forsake him after the guy helped him through his whole life or w/e 50's gonna get a pitch fork jab for that one.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
10-12-2006, 07:56 PM
Mash, you could have a stomach Infection....The Dr. will have to take a sample by inserting a tube up ya nose and down ya throat...If not treated it can turn into CANCER

Lil' Ruger
10-12-2006, 07:57 PM
r u freakin serious???

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
10-12-2006, 08:02 PM
r u freakin serious???

Yes, I had a problem about 6 years ago and it was a Stomach infection...I was so sick and throwing up everything Antibiotics for 10 days removed it, and closed my third eye for a while....

Gawd
10-12-2006, 08:03 PM
you were pissing from your anus huh?

Lil' Ruger
10-12-2006, 08:04 PM
ewww thats crazy.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
10-12-2006, 08:08 PM
you were pissing from your anus huh?

Nah, I was puking up everything until I ripped my Stomach lining then I was puking up blood and thats when I went to the Dr....Dry Heaves hurt like getting ran over

Gawd
10-12-2006, 08:10 PM
I hate liquid poops....they stream like pee.....

Lil' Ruger
10-12-2006, 08:12 PM
yea and the toilot looks overwelmed by them.

Kriszy Substance
10-12-2006, 08:12 PM
wou7ld u do that for me??? me kid too!

Of course I would, as long as you dont mind me playing favorites to Mash, afterall, he was my first.




and closed my third eye for a while....

Ha! But damn, that shit sounds rough...no thank you.

TAURO
10-12-2006, 08:23 PM
I don't leave my house until I've had a shit, I don't care what appointment I have if I haven't gone im not stepping out.

Gawd
10-12-2006, 08:26 PM
its ok every1 poops.....

TAURO
10-12-2006, 08:30 PM
I just don't like using public toilets.

Gawd
10-12-2006, 08:32 PM
Just fart real loud make it splashy and theyll leave.....

TAURO
10-12-2006, 08:33 PM
lol your insane ed

Gawd
10-12-2006, 08:34 PM
No way!!11???

tekunique
10-12-2006, 08:44 PM
yo what movie is that Walken pic from eD

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
10-12-2006, 08:55 PM
The Prophecy

tekunique
10-12-2006, 08:58 PM
The Prophecy
oh tru.. one of walken's good shit i need to see....his illest performance is from The Deer Hunter tho...

peace ben, always havin 3 more hours than me type nigga.. haha

Lil' Ruger
10-12-2006, 09:25 PM
Of course I would, as long as you dont mind me playing favorites to Mash, afterall, he was my first.





Ha! But damn, that shit sounds rough...no thank you.

first come first serve i know :)

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
10-12-2006, 09:39 PM
oh tru.. one of walken's good shit i need to see....his illest performance is from The Deer Hunter tho...

peace ben, always havin 3 more hours than me type nigga.. haha

Yeah but you get up before me you get the sun before me!

mashqauck
10-13-2006, 12:03 AM
Is it true you can get crabs from toilet seats? I swear I had crabs but at my school they told me to shave my pubic hair and get lice shampoo and when my pubes grew back they were fine

Lil' Ruger
10-13-2006, 12:07 AM
hahahahaa thats funny i thought i had crabs cuz my dick is itchy sometimes maybe i shud shave my pub hair.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
10-13-2006, 12:07 AM
Is it true you can get crabs from toilet seats? I swear I had crabs but at my school they told me to shave my pubic hair and get lice shampoo and when my pubes grew back they were fine

I have read that crabs can survive for a short time ( a couple of minutes ) on a Toilet seat..You gotta sit down on a seat after someone just got up for one of them nasty bastards to latch onto you..Highly unlikely but possible

Gawd
10-13-2006, 12:18 AM
I have read that crabs can survive for a short time ( a couple of minutes ) on a Toilet seat..You gotta sit down on a seat after someone just got up for one of them nasty bastards to latch onto you..Highly unlikely but possible

You must give the seat at least 15 min of air drying b4 you sit down...anything less than that is intolerable on the account that someone else's sweaty ass was all up on that seat before you.......

mashqauck
10-13-2006, 12:23 AM
I sat directly on one once after a guy took a piss, or at least i thought just took a piss

Gawd
10-13-2006, 12:26 AM
Dood....

Lil' Ruger
10-13-2006, 12:39 AM
u had like HIV or summin for a while thats crazy and nasty.i treat my balls and dick very well just something i do i clean them all the time and i use extra shampoo on them its just to keep em clean im paranoid when it comes to STD's

crass
10-13-2006, 12:40 AM
!!!!!

Lil' Ruger
10-13-2006, 12:43 AM
lol hahahaha was that directed towards me?

crass
10-13-2006, 12:49 AM
yes sir

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10-13-2006, 03:51 AM
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L~>1<~NKS
10-13-2006, 09:19 AM
Me Cago En Dies.