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Sexy Jasper
10-14-2006, 08:34 PM
In Chamillionaire's hit single Ridin'(feat. Krayzie Bone), the phrase "Ridin' dirty" is used a total of 50 times. On any average Clearchannel popular music radio station, this song will be played anywhere from 3-5 times every 2 hours. This results in an estimated 100 Ridin Dirties per hour (RDph).

For every RDph, a typical Clearchannel listener will lose approx. 200 brain cells, plus another 300 brain cells lost for listening to the rest of the song. For a normal human (Homo-sapien sapien), excluding those from California and Poland, a loss of about 10 million brain cells will result in an I.Q. drop of about 1 point. The average Clearchannel listener will have the station on for nearly as many hours as they are awake (about 18h in a day), which means a loss of 370,800 brain cells a day from Chamillionaire's song alone, without factoring in any variables (bathroom breaks at work, radio volume, etc).

In addition, the rate of brain cells lost due to RDph (bcd/RDph) will increase as more cells are destroyed. After just a few days, the listener's bcd/RDph will jump from approx. 20,000 to approx. 200,000. At this rate, the I.Q. of an average listener will begin to drop rapidly after about a week.

In conclusion, Chamillionaire's stupid fucking song is causing exponential bounds in stupidity for an already overexposed group of morons. Something must be done to save Clearchannel audiences from rotting our species, and leading to the end of our civilization. Remember this the next time you decide to listen to popular music.

10-14-2006, 08:40 PM
Aaaah Hahahaaaa!

10-14-2006, 08:46 PM
Nice. I see you are trying to maintain that no.1 spot. Slippy's ratings are low right now so it would be the best time.Slippy at his prime though is deadly with it.

Good thread. CongRATS.:clap:

Sexy Jasper
10-14-2006, 08:48 PM
Just to be clear, I didn't wrote any of this. I don't even know who or what Chamillionaire is.

10-14-2006, 08:54 PM
fair nuff but that text is close to the style that you cradle like an aborted fetus....maybe I'm wrong

Sexy Jasper
10-14-2006, 08:55 PM
Yeah I'm out like an abortion

10-14-2006, 09:02 PM
yeah fuck cham im rollin with paul wall
and fuck clearchannel, im rollin with viacom

10-14-2006, 09:04 PM
fuck rollin , I'm down with thug life. The real thug life.

10-14-2006, 09:19 PM
lol, nice post.

10-14-2006, 09:21 PM

Sicka than aidZ
10-14-2006, 09:42 PM

thats my IQ, fuck you all

10-14-2006, 09:49 PM
2pac is a fag

10-14-2006, 11:40 PM
2pac is a fag

You aint gonna get at me like that. We all know better and most important you know better. On a side note - you aint the future of shit bitch , your just David lobster dick fuckin Porter! Step off.

10-16-2006, 04:39 PM
david porter?, is that the guys name in 8 mile?

10-16-2006, 04:43 PM
yeah fuck cham im rollin with paul wall
and fuck clearchannel, im rollin with viacom


Fuck Chamillionare
Fuck Paul Wall
Fuck Viacom
And Fuck Alejandro Fernando!

10-16-2006, 04:46 PM
didnt he direct the original vanilla sky where penolope cruz shakes her titties?

10-16-2006, 04:47 PM
Penolope Cruz has titties? Show em to me!

10-16-2006, 04:50 PM
i looked, just buy the movie, its better than vanilla sky
anyway why you say fuck some italian film director?

10-16-2006, 05:03 PM
There are two Vanilla Sky's???!!!??? ! ? ?? !!!!? ?! /?? ? @ !!!?

Sexy Jasper
10-16-2006, 05:04 PM
The original. A Spanish movie.

10-16-2006, 05:08 PM
Aw shit ,thats right, I remember watching the extras now and they were talking about that. I never have gotten to see the spanish one yet. I wonder what differences there are.

10-16-2006, 05:12 PM
its called open your eyes and its better cos penelope gets het tats out twice

Sexy Jasper
10-16-2006, 05:15 PM
The only difference are the actors. The guy playing David really looks like Tom Cruise though, I believe his name was Tom Cruz...

Oh those spics...

10-16-2006, 05:20 PM
fuck you i like Chamillionaire
(riden dirty)
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]
Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change niggas like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin


[Verse 2 - Krayzie Bone]
I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I come from the block
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all
Comin up pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire


[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]
Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower
A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drinkin drough
So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin is racial profiling
Houston, TX you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be toss or tell em that they shoulda known
Tippin down sittin crooked on my chrome
Bookin my phone tryin to find a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma bout to pull up at your home and it's on

10-17-2006, 02:40 AM

10-17-2006, 03:03 AM
i looked, just buy the movie, its better than vanilla sky
anyway why you say fuck some italian film director?

He's a film director?

06-03-2008, 10:20 AM
Ya'll Riding Dirty? :lmao:


06-03-2008, 10:33 AM

06-03-2008, 10:36 AM
Please stop bumping threads from 2006. You're so late to the party everyone has already gone.

06-03-2008, 11:01 AM