Rob Swanson
10-21-2006, 07:47 AM
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Nick Cannon could quite possibly be the offspring of P. Diddy that somehow managed to escape the grace of abortion. Anyways hes gotta supa dupa sick mcnasty phatt azz (womp womp) of a show. After staying up late beating off to sexy wu corp center folds of (Dat girl we all know and love) while watchin Wild 'N out, I had an epithany which resulted in making this post.
You'll soon catch my drift......
feel free to add on....
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My boy JASPER is so fly, that he took away sicka's aidz and gave 'em back on christmas
My boy Big Ben is so fly, that every time he busts a nut the Olsen twins come a knocking at his door with turkey basters
My boy Sick than Aidz is so fly, that hes like a surgeon when it comes to scalping people with broken beer bottles in fights
My boy 36 Chambers is so fly, everytime he bans Goddess he sprouts a new chest or pubic hair
My boy Teknickelstylez is so fly, every time he rolls a blunt ... a mexican drug smuggling baby is born
My boy EdBighead is so fly, everytime he flys on a plane hes allowed to bring all of his guns on board and manages to somehow get a "buy one get one free" seating deal
My boy J-Cee is so fly, that when he goes out on the town for the night, he wears a leather mask with an Everlast punching bag emblem sewn onto it
My boy General Wise is so fly, girls actually believe him when he explains that the cold sores on his lips are angel kisses
My boy BlooHook is so fly, that he can make a female postpone her period until hes gotten his fix
My boy Big Lu is so fly, he went drunken sailing with Captain Morgan, crashed into a cruise ship, beat up the deck crew, then passed out and got airlifted to the nearest medical facility to get his stomach pumped. He also fucked an asian nurse.
My boy crass is so fly, he shot Big Dane in the lips and got all charges dropped due to justifiable violence and shit
My boy Razorsharp is so fly, he has a sweat shop full of little euro white kids that make him new kicks every week
My boy Hectis is so fly, he went into Starbucks and ordered a Tall Wu-Tang toffee nut Latte and an ol dirty muffin and actually got it
My boy marauder1 is so fly, that during hurricane season in florida he plays badmitten when everyone is evacuating
My boy Mashquack is so fly, XXX-CENSORED-XXX
My boy Technician is so fly, he could build Rome in one day and still make it back in time to post on Wu Corp and drink a yoo-hoo
My boy SHRAP is so fly, he once paid for plastic surgery in America with Canadien change
My boy Jeru is so fly, he drinks grain alchohol with his wheaties in the morning
My girl MsRZArectah is so fly, everytime she posts a picture 99% of wu corp recieves blue balls whether they like it or not. Shyeimchica gets blue vadge.
My girl Kriszy Substance is so fly, that even when caught by the police with possession of that "uncontrolled substance" she gets off due to her MILF status and charm
My boy Drunken Wu Masta is so fly, he got molested by Mark Foley before it was even considered trendy
My boy Big Dane is so fly, the U.S. government issued him not 1, but 2! welfare cards
My boy Pimptastic is so fly, he reached a higher post count than me, before he even reached puberty
My boy Cap is so fly, he got asked to join the Big Brother house but settled on joining the Big Sister house instead
.... alright thats all I got for now, If I forgot you I might add you later. Im having posters block right now
Nick Cannon could quite possibly be the offspring of P. Diddy that somehow managed to escape the grace of abortion. Anyways hes gotta supa dupa sick mcnasty phatt azz (womp womp) of a show. After staying up late beating off to sexy wu corp center folds of (Dat girl we all know and love) while watchin Wild 'N out, I had an epithany which resulted in making this post.
You'll soon catch my drift......
feel free to add on....
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My boy JASPER is so fly, that he took away sicka's aidz and gave 'em back on christmas
My boy Big Ben is so fly, that every time he busts a nut the Olsen twins come a knocking at his door with turkey basters
My boy Sick than Aidz is so fly, that hes like a surgeon when it comes to scalping people with broken beer bottles in fights
My boy 36 Chambers is so fly, everytime he bans Goddess he sprouts a new chest or pubic hair
My boy Teknickelstylez is so fly, every time he rolls a blunt ... a mexican drug smuggling baby is born
My boy EdBighead is so fly, everytime he flys on a plane hes allowed to bring all of his guns on board and manages to somehow get a "buy one get one free" seating deal
My boy J-Cee is so fly, that when he goes out on the town for the night, he wears a leather mask with an Everlast punching bag emblem sewn onto it
My boy General Wise is so fly, girls actually believe him when he explains that the cold sores on his lips are angel kisses
My boy BlooHook is so fly, that he can make a female postpone her period until hes gotten his fix
My boy Big Lu is so fly, he went drunken sailing with Captain Morgan, crashed into a cruise ship, beat up the deck crew, then passed out and got airlifted to the nearest medical facility to get his stomach pumped. He also fucked an asian nurse.
My boy crass is so fly, he shot Big Dane in the lips and got all charges dropped due to justifiable violence and shit
My boy Razorsharp is so fly, he has a sweat shop full of little euro white kids that make him new kicks every week
My boy Hectis is so fly, he went into Starbucks and ordered a Tall Wu-Tang toffee nut Latte and an ol dirty muffin and actually got it
My boy marauder1 is so fly, that during hurricane season in florida he plays badmitten when everyone is evacuating
My boy Mashquack is so fly, XXX-CENSORED-XXX
My boy Technician is so fly, he could build Rome in one day and still make it back in time to post on Wu Corp and drink a yoo-hoo
My boy SHRAP is so fly, he once paid for plastic surgery in America with Canadien change
My boy Jeru is so fly, he drinks grain alchohol with his wheaties in the morning
My girl MsRZArectah is so fly, everytime she posts a picture 99% of wu corp recieves blue balls whether they like it or not. Shyeimchica gets blue vadge.
My girl Kriszy Substance is so fly, that even when caught by the police with possession of that "uncontrolled substance" she gets off due to her MILF status and charm
My boy Drunken Wu Masta is so fly, he got molested by Mark Foley before it was even considered trendy
My boy Big Dane is so fly, the U.S. government issued him not 1, but 2! welfare cards
My boy Pimptastic is so fly, he reached a higher post count than me, before he even reached puberty
My boy Cap is so fly, he got asked to join the Big Brother house but settled on joining the Big Sister house instead
.... alright thats all I got for now, If I forgot you I might add you later. Im having posters block right now