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J-Cee
11-02-2006, 12:34 AM
And if u do whats your Job?

NIGHT MAYOR
11-02-2006, 12:57 AM
tradesman, cabinet maker 7 yrs. dont remind me i come here to forget

Icurus
11-02-2006, 01:26 AM
Gamestop, had a better job, but im too hood so they let me go. I need a nother one cause bills are killing me right now.

shaolinsword
11-02-2006, 02:28 AM
import manager - 2 years

maestro wooz
11-02-2006, 02:35 AM
im a door to door salesman pushing free estimates for windows, siding, roofing, and doors. Ill job, seriously.

Frontal Lobotomy
11-02-2006, 02:48 AM
I might start growing ganj again, that count as work?

Visionz
11-02-2006, 03:27 AM
I'd say so^. My new job don't start till mid-November. I'm chillin till then.

J-Cee
11-02-2006, 03:42 AM
yeh selling drugs is definetely a job..im out of work at the moment,just getting drunk and having fun..ill get 1 soon.

Wu-Tality
11-02-2006, 04:28 AM
callcenter agent... yes its pretty gayyyy

Sexy Jasper
11-02-2006, 05:48 AM
I'm a spokesman for the secretary general of the Dutch Antilles.

Prince Rai
11-02-2006, 07:06 AM
i sell watches at fraser hart jewelers, london

pneumatic
11-02-2006, 07:23 AM
Product Development Engineer... I am working right now.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-02-2006, 09:15 AM
full time student.

part time milk delivery technician.

hoping to soon become a lactose automobile delivery operator.

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2006, 09:22 AM
^^ haha



Well Im currently spending my days looking for a new job but Im still having fun partying and being a lazy fuck. The money will run out soon though..

Dokuro
11-02-2006, 09:46 AM
Auto dealer


and opening my own pool hall

Cuchulain
11-02-2006, 11:20 AM
architect - not recommended

Oztradamus
11-02-2006, 11:49 AM
Mexican Drug Cartel Kingpin

Gawd
11-02-2006, 12:46 PM
tradesman, cabinet maker 7 yrs. dont remind me i come here to forget

I'm a spokesman for the secretary general of the Dutch Antilles.

full time student.

part time milk delivery technician.

hoping to soon become a lactose automobile delivery operator.

architect - not recommended

lawls at all of these.....
I work for a charity....eD does good things for the community........



























before i rape and pillage it into smoldering embers and dust

Inspectah_Dirk
11-02-2006, 12:47 PM
Let's call it export/distribution manager.

snapple
11-02-2006, 08:58 PM
i work, i am underpaid, but i'm proud eather way that i am working a job.

Sicka than aidZ
11-02-2006, 11:44 PM
criminal

Lil' Ruger
11-02-2006, 11:52 PM
farting too provide gas for execution.

Bloo
11-03-2006, 01:06 AM
I'm a night auditor for the Hilton. Been doing this three years now. As a matter of fact I'm at work as I type this.

Anyone looking for a good job while they're working their way through school or just don't like responsibilites. Be a night auditor, you don't do shit.

crass
11-03-2006, 01:08 AM
i'm in latex.

supremecharma
11-03-2006, 01:10 AM
a gimp!!

Bloo
11-03-2006, 01:12 AM
either that or a professional condom.

TAURO
11-03-2006, 07:14 AM
I loan money to people that can no way pay me back within the time I give them so I then go about breaking one of their fingers for everyday their late.

It's a fun job, plenty of flexible hours.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-03-2006, 07:33 AM
lawls at all of these.....
I work for a charity....eD does good things for the community........
before i rape and pillage it into smoldering embers and dust

dont you like drive a truck or something eD?

i swear you had some thread about it a while ago

Ginnsey
11-03-2006, 07:44 AM
Im a Dispensing Optician (i sell people glasses)

been there 3yrs now. just got my qualification last month :)

thats taken me from £12000 to £22000 im very happy with life at the moment.

Prolly going to go on for a 2 year course to become an optomitrist. (eye doctor) which has an average minimum salary of £40,000 a year which will just be dope as fuck

Sexy Jasper
11-03-2006, 07:52 AM
Are you in it for the money?

Ginnsey
11-03-2006, 08:22 AM
I wasnt originaly for the dispensing job. But its the salary of the optom job that does really interest me. It is a very interesting job though

PANDA PISS
11-03-2006, 08:30 AM
workin for wack wages in a department store

Inspectah_Dirk
11-03-2006, 09:23 AM
You know..i read something the other week that Durex is searching for people to test condoms. No joke.

Sexy Jasper
11-03-2006, 09:34 AM
I heard prostitutes often experience condoms breaking... no joke.

EAGLE EYE
11-03-2006, 09:43 AM
I broke a condom once ............ the girl ......... cambodien


HAHA

UNCLE RUCKUS
11-03-2006, 09:45 AM
I am a (commis) chef. but now living in Barcelona, been here a month, and I will take what I can get, maybe teaching english again..learning español and I make music for the love of it

EAGLE EYE
11-03-2006, 09:48 AM
whats (commis) mean?

100pr00f
11-03-2006, 09:54 AM
im a bridge technichain....i inspect bridges survey land and bridges also do alot of office work but with out the work as u can see
and alot of time i have to go on heavy moves were i escort super loads(big trucks the weigh over 200,000 lbs) from and to the state line telling them what bridges they can go over and under..

most of the time im in the office on the net surfing and i do alot of heay moves
witch in a day i could rack up 18- 20 hrs
but i take off the next day when i do that

haha

peace

UNCLE RUCKUS
11-03-2006, 11:20 AM
whats (commis) mean?

Its the same as assistant chef; basically in larger kitchens commis chefs are the prep cooks, I am trained and have alot experience; its just the level, means nothing. I could be head chef in a smaller kitchen but usually it comes down to years of experience.

Gawd
11-03-2006, 11:22 AM
so yuo wanna have a cook off?

tekunique
11-03-2006, 11:26 AM
Iron Chef Wu Tang Corp edition..LOLz...

Gawd
11-03-2006, 11:30 AM
would be grand

UNCLE RUCKUS
11-03-2006, 11:39 AM
so yuo wanna have a cook off?

why not; no roadkill though

100pr00f
11-03-2006, 11:42 AM
the main ingredient will be .............


fish scale

100pr00f
11-03-2006, 11:44 AM
and u cant use knives u gotta use ur liquid sword and the winner will get

the wu tang corp iron flag

Gawd
11-03-2006, 11:59 AM
as long as 36 pays for all of it and one of you bitches brings some brews then im all in.....

J-Cee
11-03-2006, 01:11 PM
man the method is using a fishscale like a masta killa,but when u cook it u have to be an old dirty bastard and u call yourself a god

I dunno im drunk as fuck,but i work as a pRofessional drunk Bum

Gawd
11-03-2006, 01:17 PM
and a licensed punching bag^^^^^^

ca ching!!111

pablobaluba
11-03-2006, 01:21 PM
another gay post by eD

Inspectah_Dirk
11-03-2006, 01:23 PM
Anybody here a professional whore?

pablobaluba
11-03-2006, 01:42 PM
eD

J-Cee
11-04-2006, 12:48 AM
Hes a Professional Eater

DREW-DIE$EL
11-04-2006, 12:52 AM
unemployed college dropout here. might of been cuz i was obsessed with this forum during 2nd semester last year and i didnt get shit done. oh well

snapple
11-04-2006, 03:00 AM
unemployed college dropout here. might of been cuz i was obsessed with this forum during 2nd semester last year and i didnt get shit done. oh well



are you playing?

Longbongcilvaringz
11-04-2006, 05:17 AM
unemployed college dropout here. might of been cuz i was obsessed with this forum during 2nd semester last year and i didnt get shit done. oh well



worth it?

eVoL
11-04-2006, 05:34 AM
shipping department supervisor

one of my main hobbies is puttin rage against the machine in the computer and blast the speakers so all my asian coworkers look at me in puzzlement

Grongle
11-04-2006, 07:12 AM
Just call me a builder!

Gawd
11-04-2006, 10:49 AM
Hes a Professional Eater
lawls....this was actually funny.....Tho usually small chinese women win the hawt dog eating contests.......and the prize money. IM only in it for the love of the game.

9th Warrior
11-04-2006, 11:12 AM
school

J-Cee
11-04-2006, 11:40 AM
lawls....this was actually funny.....Tho usually small chinese women win the hawt dog eating contests.......and the prize money. IM only in it for the love of the game.

Ud eat the small chinese woman too

Gawd
11-04-2006, 12:15 PM
naw they have teh unnatural diseases ...... even my American digestive system cannot handle that........

Inspectah_Dirk
11-04-2006, 12:29 PM
U might just get SARS when u eat them.

MaXiMus Da MaNtis
11-04-2006, 12:30 PM
union painter

Gawd
11-04-2006, 12:37 PM
U might just get SARS when u eat them.

SARS? oh that pretend disease that was going around a few years ago?
lawls....the chinese military just testing out a new weapon is all......

Zakius ©
11-04-2006, 09:06 PM
process loans for a mortgage company

TeknicelStylez
11-05-2006, 01:42 AM
I'm currently unemployed, and yes I sell drugs.

Sicka than aidZ
11-05-2006, 01:47 AM
fuk sellin drugz im pissed. drugz were easy to move before 18 now you lookin at a year for a zip if your lucky. lifez a bitch

TeknicelStylez
11-05-2006, 01:48 AM
thats IF you get caught, I been hustling for 5 years and I only got caught one time and only spent a short amount of time in county jail.

Dirty Knowledge
11-05-2006, 01:51 AM
Tek you wylin.

Sicka than aidZ
11-05-2006, 01:57 AM
yeah dog all it takez is like 5 of those feloniez and you start gettin 10 yearz and shit, naw fuck all dat, the way they run your a goner real quik, i dun barely no any of my friendz anymore or im just meetin em for the first time since middle school or whatever

Inspectah_Dirk
11-05-2006, 02:07 PM
fuck selling drugs, just DO drugs

TeknicelStylez
11-05-2006, 02:11 PM
sell em, fuck doin em, I'd rather be rich than high

Inspectah_Dirk
11-05-2006, 02:13 PM
haha i know man, just playing.
I see more people in my hood selling coke tho..all really nice and decent looking guys in suits and shit. Just dealing coke, pretty obvious and shit, but there are never cops around. Well, for 40 euros per gram, i would sell it too :D

Gawd
11-05-2006, 02:35 PM
I'd rather be rich than high
Smartest shit you have ever posted.

maestro wooz
11-05-2006, 05:01 PM
what a suprise, sicka still doesnt have a job, aside from going to the post office to pick up his casino check.

zeppelin2k
11-05-2006, 05:06 PM
unemployed as FUCK
but occasionally I enter medical studies and get paid mad loot for that
but I got a 2nd penis now

Sicka than aidZ
11-05-2006, 05:53 PM
what a suprise, sicka still doesnt have a job, aside from going to the post office to pick up his casino check.
atleast i dont work as a professional bitch an sell my ass on da corner like you muthafucka

Gawd
11-05-2006, 05:56 PM
atleast i dont work as a professional bitch an sell my ass on da corner like you muthafucka

yeah im sure he does that.....

supremecharma
11-06-2006, 02:22 AM
unemployed as FUCK
but occasionally I enter medical studies and get paid mad loot for that
but I got a 2nd penis now


on your head?

:mmmyah:

supremecharma
11-06-2006, 02:24 AM
haha i know man, just playing.
I see more people in my hood selling coke tho..all really nice and decent looking guys in suits and shit. Just dealing coke, pretty obvious and shit, but there are never cops around. Well, for 40 euros per gram, i would sell it too :D


40 E a g - it must be wack coke?

snapple
11-06-2006, 05:44 AM
euros = how many dollars? translate someone

Wu-Tality
11-06-2006, 06:46 AM
1 Euro = 1.27 US Dollars
1 Dollar = 0.78 Euro

Rame
11-06-2006, 06:49 AM
Don't work right now, am probably going to work at a record store