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kurupt_kw
11-02-2006, 04:39 PM
Lets play the Wish Corrupter...

It goes like this:

I make a wish, next poster *Grants* my wish, corrupts it, then makes a wish of his own...

For example...

I wish I had a million dollars...

-Big Bad Man

*Wish Granted* But I put you out with a guillatine choke and steal that loot.

I wish RZA would release the cure..

-Ed

*Wish Granted* But there are only three RZA produced tracks and Snoop and 50 are heavily featured.

I wish I could see pics of Snapple......




Get it?? Alright I'll start.......

I wish I was in Amsterdam right now......

Gawd
11-02-2006, 04:42 PM
eD DOES NOT grant your wish

kurupt_kw
11-02-2006, 04:49 PM
LOL Come on now I had just finished checking out the post u'r pics thread and saw you guys arguing. It's all in fun though.

NOW GRANT MY WISH!!!

Gawd
11-02-2006, 04:56 PM
ok i grant your wish but amsterdam is bombed by the muslims while you visit

I wish i could catch a 100lb salmon.

kurupt_kw
11-02-2006, 05:14 PM
*Wish Granted* but it bites your balls off and you're too embarrased to call Guinness.

I wish I played in the NFL.

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2006, 05:21 PM
wish granted, but you get raped after every game by terrel owens


I wish I could meet gary busey

Gawd
11-02-2006, 05:23 PM
your wish is granted but gary busey is a tranny named Esmerleda irl and she ejaculates on your hand while you reach for a handshake....

I wish my 400hp truck had bp glass and bomb proof armor....

ShaDynasty
11-02-2006, 05:48 PM
wish granted, but the bomb is already planted

i wish that cuban linx comes out before 2007

Gawd
11-02-2006, 05:52 PM
wish granted but in 50 cent is the sole producer...and writes the hooks....
i wish mrs rza would p0st nudes

ShaDynasty
11-02-2006, 06:01 PM
wish granted but in 50 cent is the sole producer...and writes the hooks....
i wish mrs rza would p0st nudes

um, wish granted?
sadly i dont have the power, but fuck nudes

i wish ms rza would be my gf

WARPATH
11-02-2006, 06:18 PM
um, wish granted?
sadly i dont have the power, but fuck nudes

i wish ms rza would be my gf

Wish granted, but when things get hot and heavy, you realize she's packing a big hairy dick...........


I wish Tek Styles would get hired at McDonalds.

ShaDynasty
11-02-2006, 06:21 PM
Wish granted, but when things get hot and heavy, you realize she's packing a big hairy dick...........


I wish Tek Styles would get hired at McDonalds.

rofl
tek styles is more likely to be the new dipset rapper

i wish that i have a job in music, somehow

Gawd
11-02-2006, 06:26 PM
wish granted but your job is groupie cock sucker and basically you pleasure execs and artists and such

ShaDynasty
11-02-2006, 06:29 PM
wish granted but your job is groupie cock sucker and basically you pleasure execs and artists and such

you didnt post a wish

and y'know its an unspoken given that i wouldnt take a job "pleasuring execs"

i mean if i can make dj premier a cup of coffee everyday and get paid for it ill be happy

Gawd
11-02-2006, 06:43 PM
i wish i had a .50 cal assault rifle mounted in the bed of my truck....

ShaDynasty
11-02-2006, 06:48 PM
wish granted, but dont you already have plenty guns?

i wish that i had some afghanistan bitches

Gawd
11-02-2006, 06:51 PM
wish granted but they come infested with fleas and have massive pubic bushes

i wish you had a different user name

ShaDynasty
11-02-2006, 07:00 PM
wish granted but they come infested with fleas and have massive pubic bushes

i wish you had a different user name

rofl
wish not granted
why you dont like my new name?

Gawd
11-02-2006, 07:03 PM
i like the new name and av but it doesnt fit your sig......change the sig maybe?

ShaDynasty
11-02-2006, 07:08 PM
i like the new name and av but it doesnt fit your sig......change the sig maybe?

yeah im workin on that, i cant seem to find many iconic pictures of kramer.
i wanted an animated gif of keith hernandez spitting on newman and kramer but i couldnt find it

kurupt_kw
11-02-2006, 07:20 PM
I wish I had the power to be "the master of my own domain".

Sexy Jasper
11-02-2006, 07:24 PM
I wish this topic would get lost in the hall of gay because the first post alone makes me want to knock myself unconscience with a chainsaw so why don't you stab yourself in the face with a brick wall.

ShaDynasty
11-02-2006, 07:24 PM
wish granted

i wish i had wriiten that song "i wish"

Gawd
11-02-2006, 07:28 PM
yeah im workin on that, i cant seem to find many iconic pictures of kramer.
i wanted an animated gif of keith hernandez spitting on newman and kramer but i couldnt find it

request it on ebaums or another huge forum.......

ShaDynasty
11-02-2006, 07:30 PM
request it on ebaums or another huge forum.......

even if i did, the sig restrictions on this site would make it useless
ill find one tommorrow

Gawd
11-02-2006, 07:30 PM
even if i did, the sig restrictions on this site would make it useless
ill find one tommorrow
i know a guy who knows a guy maybe he can help you with the restriction.....lawls

ShaDynasty
11-02-2006, 07:39 PM
i know a guy who knows a guy maybe he can help you with the restriction.....lawls

haha, youre friends with the mods
it did piss me off i just tried out a sig and it was within the restrictions (199k plus 195 times 400) but it wouldnt work
ill try out this ebaums shit

i think ill start a thread to the mods tommorow askin them to change the sig restrictions, theyre too stingy at the moment with 200 by 500

Gawd
11-02-2006, 07:45 PM
dont mention my name because i dont know what you are talking about.....anyway nice sig/.

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2006, 07:50 PM
defaulted on wish



i wish you guys wouldnt ruin the wish thread

Lil' Ruger
11-02-2006, 07:52 PM
wish granted

i wish i had wriiten that song "i wish"

yes but then you choke on the chunky gay words.

i wish i had to hot female twins that couldnt be corrupted in anyway......

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2006, 08:38 PM
wish not granted cuz i can corrupt any girl


i wish chuck norris was my uncle

Gawd
11-02-2006, 08:44 PM
wish granted but as your uncle he molests you anytime he wishes....
i wish i didnt have to work anymore

Lil' Ruger
11-02-2006, 08:47 PM
wish granted but now you sit around and do nothing as general wise blows ur testicles but u dont "worK" to get him off.

i wish i was a famous rapper and was very respected and not sexually violated or molested in anyway.

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2006, 09:58 PM
wish granted but when u reach the peak of your career, you get shot in the face 13 times


i wish north korea gets nuked 1rst

L~>1<~NKS
11-02-2006, 10:00 PM
wish granted but now you sit around and do nothing as general wise blows ur testicles but u dont "worK" to get him off.

i wish i was a famous rapper and was very respected and not sexually violated or molested in anyway.

Wish granted but, those famous rappers counter wished... and sexually violated and molested u anyway...

I wish, I had a cold beer right now...

Lil' Ruger
11-02-2006, 10:00 PM
wish granted but then osama coms to your house and rapes you and your whole family.

i wish i had a 13 instead of a 12......(if u know wht i mean)

VillainousV
11-02-2006, 10:07 PM
*wish granted* but your limbs are severed in a biking incident on your way to the playground before you can enjoy your "13". MWAHAHAHA!!!

i wish i didnt lose my rhyme book last week...

Lil' Ruger
11-02-2006, 10:10 PM
wish granted but u realize it was wack......(j/k so dont get mad)

i wish i could have a threesome with kriszy and ms rza and that they didnt have dicks but a beautiful cooch each.

L~>1<~NKS
11-02-2006, 10:10 PM
*wish granted* but your limbs are severed in a biking incident on your way to the playground before you can enjoy your "13". MWAHAHAHA!!!

i wish i didnt lose my rhyme book last week...


Wish granted but now ur abilities are limited to ghost writing for Poof Diddy...

I wish Wu Tang was actually the sum fruit/alcholhol/weed blend instead of the best hip hop group ever...

oLd_KaiNry
11-02-2006, 10:16 PM
*wish granted* but that type of drug cost a fortune and its rare

i wish ill become the futur owner of playboy mansion

Lil' Ruger
11-02-2006, 10:20 PM
wish granted but you find out they're all men and the old guys are chicks..,,

i wish someone granted my last wish

VillainousV
11-02-2006, 10:22 PM
*wish granted* but the playboy bunnies will let themselves go after heifner's death and become greasy, thunder-thighed, 10-sandwich-eatin' fat chicks.

i wish i could blaze a pound of greenery in 5 seconds and not die from it (yes, it IS possible to die from that much weed smoked that quickly)

oLd_KaiNry
11-02-2006, 10:33 PM
*wish granted* u dont die but u make the biggest badtrip of all time, u get dizzy and u puke every 20 sec for the next 2 days.... enjoy !


i wish that when i will own the playboy mansion, i hope all the girls will be fine and hot AND horny

GENERAL WISE
11-02-2006, 10:51 PM
*wish granted* u dont die but u make the biggest badtrip of all time, u get dizzy and u puke every 20 sec for the next 2 days.... enjoy !


i wish that when i will own the playboy mansion, i hope all the girls will be fine and hot AND horny

wish granted but they all have sex with heff

I wish michael jorden rejoins the nba and his wife becomes senator of New Jersey

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2006, 11:30 PM
wish granted, but MJ comes back with dreads and and a large tattoo across his forehead reading: "white mans puppet" his wife loses the election and does a couple cheap porn movies then gets addicted to meth.... the end


I wish I had a job right now

Lil' Ruger
11-02-2006, 11:58 PM
wish granted but it is as a gay group of friends sex slave

i wish that you all couldnt wish anymore.

brown_dogg
11-03-2006, 12:13 AM
wish granted, but goku finds all the dragon balls and wishes for wishing again.


i wish i could count to infinity.

Sicka than aidZ
11-03-2006, 12:27 AM
i wish i was a druglord

ShaDynasty
11-03-2006, 09:12 AM
wish not granted, your a nerd forever

Gawd
11-03-2006, 11:38 AM
I wish I could find that gif you were talking about.......

ShaDynasty
11-03-2006, 12:48 PM
I wish I could find that gif you were talking about.......

yeah word, keep lookin

100pr00f
11-03-2006, 12:55 PM
wish granted, but goku finds all the dragon balls and wishes for wishing again.


i wish i could count to infinity.

wish granted ..now u are stuck in the black space of time counting for the rest of for ever hahahaha


i wish i could listen to peeps thoughts

Gawd
11-03-2006, 12:58 PM
wish granted but the only thoughts that get through are ones about taking dumps...or the need too...or any other thoughts about stomach aches, bowel movements etc etc.....

i wish i was off from work now

100pr00f
11-03-2006, 01:01 PM
wish granted but now u are in a gay bar getting a lap dance from a guy name blue star twirling his nipple tassels in ur face that hang from his balls


i wish.....i hit the lottery for 1 billion usa $

Gawd
11-03-2006, 01:05 PM
wish granted but 1 million others also win with the same numbers and after taxes and the pay out you get 2 grand and a still no one wants to have your babies.....

I wish i wasn't the best dominos player alive

100pr00f
11-03-2006, 01:08 PM
wish granted but the next time u play will be with 4 guys from the bloods and they catch u cheating and they stomp ur face in

wish i could sleep with all the playboy bunnies

Gawd
11-03-2006, 01:10 PM
wish granted but the next time u play will be with 4 guys from the bloods and they catch u cheating and they stomp ur face in

wish i could sleep with all the playboy bunnies

wish granted but you begin with the ones that have died...then from there oldest to youngest
I wish you didnt think that 4 bloods at my own dominos table could beat my face in...

EAGLE EYE
11-03-2006, 01:11 PM
wish granted but you have to sleep with Heff to get to the girls first. (Bring viagra and a napkin)

I wish Ed would cook me dinner

100pr00f
11-03-2006, 01:13 PM
wish granted...but now its the crypts and the have ak 47's

i wish i can turn water into wine

Inspectah_Dirk
11-03-2006, 01:27 PM
Wish granted, but all the water u try to drink turns into wine and u'll be drunk all day every day.

I wish people would stop using the term urban.

ShaDynasty
11-03-2006, 01:32 PM
wish granted, but all hip hop and rnb disapears forever
and you become billy ray cyrus

i wish that someone had released a classic album in the last 5 years

Inspectah_Dirk
11-03-2006, 01:38 PM
Wish granted, the Christian Crusaders (see below) released an album and that was a straight classic. Now its the only thing u will ever hear.

http://www.incredibleeagle.com/images/covers/christian-crusaders.jpg

I wish that Garbage starts touring again.

ShaDynasty
11-03-2006, 01:40 PM
garbage?
the group with the scary redhead singer?
im not granting that wish

Inspectah_Dirk
11-03-2006, 01:41 PM
Hahaha, she's hot yo!

ShaDynasty
11-03-2006, 01:42 PM
eh
it would be like sleeping with hitler

Inspectah_Dirk
11-03-2006, 01:43 PM
Hahahahaha :D No way!

Gawd
11-03-2006, 01:48 PM
I WISH I COULD EJACULATE LIQUID GOLD>>>>>>>

Inspectah_Dirk
11-03-2006, 01:49 PM
Ur wish is not granted. Shit like that is only ment for me.

ShaDynasty
11-03-2006, 01:49 PM
she looks like a dominatrix or a junkie or sumthin

anyway i wish dave chappelle would start churning out funny movies

Gawd
11-03-2006, 01:51 PM
wish granted but the movies are over priced........
i wish i could ejaculate gold....

Inspectah_Dirk
11-03-2006, 01:54 PM
ok ok, wish granted, but every girl who will suck ur dick dies.

i wish i had like a zillion euro's.

Gawd
11-03-2006, 01:59 PM
wish granted but the muslims over run Europe and abolish the EU and the Euro making your zillion worthles.....

I wish that I had a jacuzi in my back yard...

ShaDynasty
11-03-2006, 02:01 PM
wish granted
peace out, ladies

Gawd
11-03-2006, 02:05 PM
later.. faggatron the man hole opener......

Its Big Lu baby
11-04-2006, 04:16 AM
Wish granted, but all the water u try to drink turns into wine and u'll be drunk all day every day.

I wish people would stop using the term urban.

umm... thats not a corrupted wish
if anything u just made his wish better

Its Big Lu baby
11-04-2006, 04:17 AM
i wish i had endless amounts of captain morgan free of charge. and could sell em and make profit
as well as drink them

Sicka than aidZ
11-04-2006, 04:28 AM
granted, but now my nativez know where u live so u know, endless drugz,sex,violence and money is your life from now on:cool: . bling,bling!



i wish my fuckin weed would get here

Gawd
11-04-2006, 11:52 AM
wish granted but its bunk and most likely from mexico and has carpet fibers and crushed kids cereal in the bag.........

I wish I had a 4 day weekend instead of a 3 day.....