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EAGLE EYE
11-06-2006, 02:25 AM
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f222/rjacobs85/376x212_true_life.jpg

How would it go, and who would have starring roles in it?

snapple
11-06-2006, 02:29 AM
lol

LORD ZERO
11-06-2006, 03:26 AM
Lol Dat Would Be Some Interesting Shit

NIGHT MAYOR
11-06-2006, 04:45 AM
hahaha! 36 as the white dude with chick posters on his wall, sicka as the dude with the only thing in his house worth sumthing is the pc (sorry sicka), big ben the weed smoking dad and goddess the robot in that dudes basement. hahaha i laughed at "i post on wutang-corp.com" alot!

snapple
11-06-2006, 06:36 AM
they should have the kid who preaches about black supremecy in KTL who is really white, and definitly have shrap, and jasper, and throw RazorSharp in the mix, thatd be some crazy shit

oLd_KaiNry
11-06-2006, 08:50 AM
they should have the kid who preaches about black supremecy in KTL who is really white, and definitly have shrap, and jasper, and throw RazorSharp in the mix, thatd be some crazy shit

hhaahah shrap



"WHATS UP MTV ! U GUYS WANNA GO SEE MY HOOD ? "


" WELL U WONT SEE IT CUZ I CANT GO OUT OF MY HOUSE ! SO U GUYS CAN SEE HOW COOL I AM WHEN I POST ON WUTANG-CORP.COM BITCHES "

Dokuro
11-06-2006, 11:02 AM
cilva then me its all about Me

Gawd
11-06-2006, 11:07 AM
who would you be? the retarded uncle like figure whom ppl throw scraps of food at and only aknowledge you when yuor adult diaper needs changing? lawls we' d put you out back and hose your ass off......

Gawd
11-06-2006, 11:29 AM
i dont need food stamps........lawls.

SHRAP
11-06-2006, 11:30 AM
hhaahah shrap



"WHATS UP MTV ! U GUYS WANNA GO SEE MY HOOD ? "


" WELL U WONT SEE IT CUZ I CANT GO OUT OF MY HOUSE ! SO U GUYS CAN SEE HOW COOL I AM WHEN I POST ON WUTANG-CORP.COM BITCHES "

stfu fag, that aint the story people dont even talk like that

my hood is 90 minute car drive away and i dont have any1 to take me

im allowed 2 go to my city now, probably goin dis week bitches

Dokuro
11-06-2006, 11:31 AM
man you certifiable he would only take burritos for pay ment

EAGLE EYE
11-06-2006, 12:58 PM
Ed would be at his spot in Arizona shooting printed off targets of people who posted pictures of them self on here that he considers enemies

MsRzaRectah would be at Victorias Secret in the Mall trying to get some new garments while explaining she has to look good for the guys on the corp

Kriszy would be rippin' bongs, bangin drums, and baking cookies

Sicka would be passed out in his yard when the film crew rolled up. He would have coke residue in his nostrils and holding a busted up keyboard with a white knuckle grip in the other hand

Pimptastic would be getting yelled at by his parents to take the trash out and bathe..

Big Lu and L1NKS would be having a gladiator fight after they decided to buy bow-staffs and duct tape empty half gallons of captains morgans to the ends

Jasper would be in an empty room with a single 25 watt lightbulb dangling from the ceiling, sitting on a metal folding chair, surrounded by a spiral of naked barbie dolls all placed in sexual positions, while updating his best thread in the history of cybernetica


Teknickelstylez would be shooting whiteboys in ball courts with a bb-gun. He would also kick one of the camera men in the shins and jack him for his camera so he could pawn it

Big Ben would be dressed in a robe sitting in a den by the fire with a cat on his lap smoking a pipe of full of kush and talking about the glorious days of posting on wutang-corp...


and yes there would be a white person with their face blurred out and voice altered for identity protection, preaching black supremecy in the KTL

tekunique
11-06-2006, 01:02 PM
Ed would be at his spot in Arizona shooting printed off targets of people who posted pictures of them self on here that he considers enemies

MsRzaRectah would be at Victorias Secret in the Mall trying to get some new garments while explaining she has to look good for the guys on the corp

Kriszy would be rippin' bongs, bangin drums, and baking cookies

Sicka would be passed out in his yard when the film crew rolled up. He would have coke residue in his nostrils and holding a busted up keyboard with a white knuckle grip in the other hand

Pimptastic would be getting yelled at by his parents to take the trash out and bathe..

Big Lu and L1NKS would be having a gladiator fight after they decided to buy bow-staffs and duct tape empty half gallons of captains morgans to the ends

Jasper would be in an empty room with a single 25 watt lightbulb dangling from the ceiling, sitting on a metal folding chair, surrounded by a spiral of naked barbie dolls all placed in sexual positions, while updating his best thread in the history of cybernetica


Teknickelstylez would be shooting whiteboys in ball courts with a bb-gun. He would also kick one of the camera men in the shins and jack him for his camera so he could pawn it

Big Ben would be dressed in a robe sitting in a den by the fire with a cat on his lap smoking a pipe of full of kush and talking about the glorious days of posting on wutang-corp...


and yes there would be a white person with their face blurred out and voice altered for identity protection, preaching black supremecy in the KTL
:thumbup:

Razorsharp
11-06-2006, 01:07 PM
they should have the kid who preaches about black supremecy in KTL who is really white, and definitly have shrap, and jasper, and throw RazorSharp in the mix, thatd be some crazy shit

i would jus be the picture whore!! hahaha... postin new shit for WTC everyday... lol

snapple
11-06-2006, 01:44 PM
stfu fag, that aint the story people dont even talk like that

my hood is 90 minute car drive away and i dont have any1 to take me

im allowed 2 go to my city now, probably goin dis week bitches

how you gonna call someone else a bitch, when your hood is 90 minutes from you...so i dont know how thats your hood...you need someone ELSE to get you there(thats ballin) and you are "allowed" to go, homie sounds like you the 1 wearing the leash

Dokuro
11-06-2006, 01:47 PM
how you gonna call someone else a bitch, when your hood is 90 minutes from you...so i dont know how thats your hood...you need someone ELSE to get you there(thats ballin) and you are "allowed" to go, homie sounds like you the 1 wearing the leash
church

EAGLE EYE
11-06-2006, 02:02 PM
Also if Dane was in the documentary it would be made to look like he was trying to pursue a rags to riches dream by opening his pool hall.

It would show him going to the bank trying to get a small business loan but when they realized he couldnt write his signature in cursive on any of the paper work he gets denied and has to go work at Burger King

It basically turns into a "rags to rags" story

Sexy Jasper
11-06-2006, 02:09 PM
Big Dane is on MTV's Pimp my Ride every day, customizing chink mobiles from the 80's for spoiled teenagers.

http://www.gaugemagazine.com/2005/december/SEMA_Celebrities/images/Big%20Dane%20WCC.jpg

EAGLE EYE
11-06-2006, 02:12 PM
LAWLS at that ^

while I eat my bologna sandwich and sip my steel reserve

Dokuro
11-06-2006, 02:15 PM
Also if Dane was in the documentary it would be made to look like he was trying to pursue a rags to riches dream by opening his pool hall.

It would show him going to the bank trying to get a small business loan but when they realized he couldnt write his signature in cursive on any of the paper work he gets denied and has to go work at Burger King

It basically turns into a "rags to rags" story
comig from the dirt up
and i allredy have my lone and the place is bing bult as we type it will be done by feb so suck it bitch
Big Dane is on MTV's Pimp my Ride every day, customizing chink mobiles from the 80's for spoiled teenagers.

http://www.gaugemagazine.com/2005/december/SEMA_Celebrities/images/Big%20Dane%20WCC.jpg
we are not the same but he did put great platnum liein on my car tank big dane

Sexy Jasper
11-06-2006, 02:30 PM
You don't fool me Mr Dane. You like applying green and yellow paint to Mitsubishi cars and giving orders to that Mexican guy who does the interior. I know it's you.

Dokuro
11-06-2006, 02:35 PM
ish! i do like giving him orders like when he fuck up my interer damn it i sead lether not plether

Dokuro
11-06-2006, 02:43 PM
church

the suberbs

Sexy Jasper
11-06-2006, 02:48 PM
ish! i do like giving him orders like when he fuck up my interer damn it i sead lether not pletherHAHAHAA!

The way he pronounces interior is classic.

Gawd
11-06-2006, 03:07 PM
I'd watch one on Sicka, especially when he's fucked up and makes threads that are just called "asdfasfjlksjd", and the only thing in them is him typing "alkjsdfklsjdf". Then hours later he apologizes


qft

Sexy Jasper
11-06-2006, 03:18 PM
...hold on to your hats
hahaaaaahaaa

CHRONZ
11-06-2006, 05:21 PM
Peace!

Inspectah_Dirk
11-06-2006, 05:34 PM
I'm out! Peace girls!

Sexy Jasper
11-06-2006, 07:34 PM
Oh I get it!

Lil' Ruger
11-06-2006, 07:34 PM
eD- he would prolly get offended in some way by the camera men shoot them and eat there lunch..

black man- wud prolly be found out and jumped by some corpers.

ms. RZA- she wud make tons of money and become a model (or porno star) and then i wud live wit her happily ever after.....

kriszy- wud be discovered wit er band and make millions while telling of what shes had to deal with.

jasper- wud be worshipped by nerds who loves his witty jokes.

me- i would die by gn wise............but then come back and kick his asse ghost style.......and then get casper to kill him......but then i'd be ghost busted.....argh.http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f176/zachunter/ghostbusters-poster1.jpg


sicka- wud be so high that he would think the camera men were chickens then he's slaughter em cook em up and send em to eD's house.

maestro wooz- he would do stuff that is higly uninteresting.

chronz- he would be all coolie cool and stuff,

tekenstyles- wwud spend all his tyme doing a long ass shout out list.

the great dane- would be hated on by every single corper

dusk- my ninjustice nigga he will be so G. that he'll burn your eyes out of ur socket and then me and him will tear up some snap music MC's in a battle arena......

goddesaka teh roboot- would up load all her accounts on wu-corp into real androids and attack the camera man and be revealed as a stoopid douche bag transvestide.



in summary..............http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f4/Frankenberry/thChuckNorris.jpg



have a good day and whipe ur ass on teh way out...http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f4/Frankenberry/Towelie.jpg

oDoUoSoKo
11-06-2006, 07:40 PM
no me pimptastic?

wuswordz95
11-06-2006, 07:42 PM
fuck mtv

Lil' Ruger
11-06-2006, 07:44 PM
no me pimptastic?

i knew i forgot someone hold on.


alright i put u b4 goddess.

tekunique
11-06-2006, 08:34 PM
Redman cribs was by far the illest on that show...

Lil' Ruger
11-06-2006, 08:37 PM
Redman cribs was by far the illest on that show...

didnt he have like a regular ass house ???

tekunique
11-06-2006, 08:38 PM
didnt he have like a regular ass house ???
yeah, dirty ass apartment....lol

EAGLE EYE
11-06-2006, 11:13 PM
this thread died at page 2

VDB-King
11-07-2006, 02:54 PM
i see a scared pussy registered last month wit 5% shit in his sig tryna start internet shit :lmao: u aint bout no lessons, fuck outta here u fake ass poster
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767804309.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

CHRONZ
11-07-2006, 02:58 PM
Hahahaha, this thread is the shit ! LMAO !

LORD ZERO
11-07-2006, 03:15 PM
Lol @ This Thread
Wow

SHRAP
11-07-2006, 03:21 PM
animal thug out the cage i bite all these bitches


Besides, you're really being your own hype man

YEAH BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://www.adampwsmith.com/gallery/flava.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
11-07-2006, 04:19 PM
This thread has lost its' point.................

EAGLE EYE
11-07-2006, 05:01 PM
it lost its point at page 2

EAGLE EYE
11-07-2006, 05:09 PM
requesting that a mod changes my thread title to Verbal Diarrhea 2006

http://www.endowsec.com/pated/gifs/egi0069.gif

crass
11-07-2006, 06:16 PM
New thread title:
If Mtv did a "True Life" episode on SHRAP...
this is what it would look like.

Just this thread.



:lmao:

ShaDynasty
11-07-2006, 07:03 PM
one day i dont post, and this shit happens

this thread has been done before as well

SHRAP
11-07-2006, 07:51 PM
kramer is a serial killer

ShaDynasty
11-07-2006, 08:01 PM
kramer is a serial killer

or so they would have you believe

EAGLE EYE
11-07-2006, 10:34 PM
my thread went captain insano

SHRAP
11-07-2006, 10:37 PM
hahahahah apparently i want to get at u so bad but YOU are the 1 that rides my dick in every thread and replies 2 every post i make :lmao:

i didnt say u claimed florida wtf? :lmao:

youre less significant than the fucking shit that collects in my tim soles :lmao:

keep riding dick pussy :lmao:

maybe drop another paragraph of random shit nobody gives a fuck about on us :lmao:

VDB-King
11-08-2006, 05:13 AM
my thread went captain insano
:mmmyah:, My humble apology. This was not the way it should've been.

Dokuro
11-08-2006, 10:41 AM
hahahahahahah kunai :lmao: that pronounced cooneye or punani? :lmao: fuck it i dont think your dyslexic ass can even pronounce that shit :lmao:
Kunai
http://www.pittsburghbujinkan.com/pbd040001.jpg

EAGLE EYE
11-08-2006, 03:12 PM
i hope prolifical closes my thread soon

Gawd
11-08-2006, 03:19 PM
why is this thread still open...shrap was pwnd on page 2....lawls....even if he didnt post on that page. lawls.

VDB-King
11-08-2006, 04:13 PM
i hope prolifical closes my thread soon
It does show how Mtv true life would be if they did one about the corp, waffles.
A mod just needs to clean up 90% of the posts, and it would be clean again.
looks like fuckin gnarls barkley appreciation thread with all these smiley faces
FYI pimptastic and shrap are both retards
I noticed the same. And it wasn't even that funny. More like a unability to express oneself.
why is this thread still open...shrap was pwnd on page 2....lawls....even if he didnt post on that page. lawls.
If he didn't post we'd only be at page 3 about now. And it would have been a classic thread.

IllDog
11-08-2006, 05:39 PM
hahaha! 36 as the white dude with chick posters on his wall, sicka as the dude with the only thing in his house worth sumthing is the pc (sorry sicka), big ben the weed smoking dad and goddess the robot in that dudes basement. hahaha i laughed at "i post on wutang-corp.com" alot!

J.T.S. AS CLOSET CRACK SMOKER./ PUMPIN HOE DOLLS WITH A BIKE PUMP. GETTING BEAT DOWN BY THUGS. ROBBY DIGITAL THE GENERAL QUESTION ASKER. DRINKING A BEER. ILLDOG (ME) GETTING DUMPPED FOR A STREET WANNA BE THUG. HA!HA!HA!HA! A REALITY SHOW WITH SKITS.

Lil' Ruger
11-08-2006, 06:05 PM
it would be easier to lock it this one and start a new one this was a good thread though sorries everyone apology to rob digi :)

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
11-08-2006, 06:10 PM
there would just be a whole bunch of asshole racists and "hip hop nerds"

and a whole bunch of hate

Gawd
11-08-2006, 06:12 PM
and then eD. there is always eD

Dokuro
11-09-2006, 12:54 PM
yah sory rob

J.T.S.
12-20-2006, 01:15 PM
J.T.S. AS CLOSET CRACK SMOKER./ PUMPIN HOE DOLLS WITH A BIKE PUMP. GETTING BEAT DOWN BY THUGS. ROBBY DIGITAL THE GENERAL QUESTION ASKER. DRINKING A BEER. ILLDOG (ME) GETTING DUMPPED FOR A STREET WANNA BE THUG. HA!HA!HA!HA! A REALITY SHOW WITH SKITS.

Internet Thugs still trying to stir drama behind a monitor, but need their family to protect em' lol!! Keep staying at ya mama's house robbing her every first of the month bitch!

INF
12-20-2006, 01:21 PM
Internet Thugs still trying to stir drama behind a monitor, but need their family to protect em' lol!! Keep staying at ya mama's house robbing her every first of the month bitch!

JTS - if I am not mistaken, You and illdog and also nicelady are all mods at the forum called "the ill spot".

Ya'll comin with the weakest gimmick ever. All that shit about crack and parents and shit and ya'll aint even got nobody that wants to read that shit. Why bother?

Dokuro
12-20-2006, 01:22 PM
since when are we bringing this topic back i wanted to have the last word

INF
12-20-2006, 01:24 PM
shut up Dane, I'm trying to expose JTS. its all I got at the moment. Go get some popcorn or summin.

Dokuro
12-20-2006, 01:25 PM
OK get him.......................

snapple
12-20-2006, 02:50 PM
oh ym god robby my ribs....that shit is golden that needs to be stickied or something just that post....brilliant

Gawd
12-20-2006, 08:03 PM
it lost its point at page 2

a fucking facist mod delted a few of my posts in this thread...fuck that mawd.

Lil' Ruger
12-20-2006, 11:41 PM
b nice eD.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
12-21-2006, 10:30 AM
a fucking facist mod delted a few of my posts in this thread...fuck that mawd.

You're an idiot eD...I moved them posts to SHRAPS FAN CLUB THREAD...
Now stay on topic or I will be forced to feed you to the Lions

tekunique
12-21-2006, 10:39 AM
You're an idiot eD...I moved them posts to SHRAPS FAN CLUB THREAD...
Now stay on topic or I will be forced to feed you to the Lions

LOL..

http://myll.de/pruell/nochmal-owned.jpg

Gawd
12-21-2006, 02:05 PM
You're an idiot eD...I moved them posts to SHRAPS FAN CLUB THREAD...
Now stay on topic or I will be forced to feed you to the Lions

Silence! You pirate looking San Francisco Geek..........I didnt post in that ghey thread for a reason.......gawd. you ruined it!!1