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EAGLE EYE
11-07-2006, 06:36 PM
Im unemployed
I dont have a dog to walk anymore
its november and fucking cold
its more fun to grocery shop with a buzz
im 21 fuck off
we are at war
the gods told me too
the suns out
the suns not out
theres gonna be a nuclear war sometime soon
the voices said too
i ran out of bologna and ramen noodles, and need something in my stomach
im single
im taken
its tuesday
its wednesday morning
its thursday
its friday
its the weekend
I must be drunk to look at jaspers thread of cybernetica
im training to cage fight Ed
walker texas ranger is on tv
dog the bounty hunter is on tv
anything with gary busey is on tv
a tree fell down in my yard
i had to talk to a relative
my room mates are idiots
im not broke yet
im broke
U-god is coming to hurt me
i found out the black man is gawd
i found out the white man is gawd
i banged an asian girl again
wu tang is playing
i hit a cat with my car
i hit a hobo with my car

im thirsty

Sexy Jasper
11-07-2006, 06:38 PM
My sister is dating a black guy

EAGLE EYE
11-07-2006, 06:38 PM
Lawls ^ 10

DREW-DIE$EL
11-07-2006, 06:43 PM
i have a spirit inside me and im trying to drown it
i kiss far more women when im drunk
i dance better when im drunk

oldie
11-07-2006, 06:47 PM
i got spare cash and thats not often when your on the dole

ShaDynasty
11-07-2006, 06:48 PM
i used to call myself drunken wu master, and have a reputation to keep
i like drinking
i dont mind having a hangover when i go to work
its wednesday
hennigans doesnt leave an odor

wuswordz95
11-07-2006, 06:48 PM
i drink just to drink

UNCLE RUCKUS
11-07-2006, 06:48 PM
my dog died
Youre born alone and you die alone
same ol lo sweater

DREW-DIE$EL
11-07-2006, 06:49 PM
i got to impress robbydigital

EAGLE EYE
11-07-2006, 06:51 PM
i would need to a drink to watch drew dance lol

SHRAP
11-07-2006, 06:52 PM
Im Balllllllllllllllllllinnnnnnnnnnnn Biiiiiiiiiitch

DREW-DIE$EL
11-07-2006, 06:53 PM
i cant dance sober, but get me drunk and i got moves like emmit smith

Butter
11-07-2006, 06:53 PM
who needs an excuse to drink.

Unforgiven
11-07-2006, 06:55 PM
I'm an alcoholic, therefore my cup must never be half empty...

UNCLE RUCKUS
11-07-2006, 06:55 PM
my dog died
Youre born alone and you die alone
same ol lo sweater

Gawd
11-07-2006, 07:20 PM
My sister is dating a black guy
somehow that makes you half black......
i drink because i was tired of being buff and cut and just plain physically fit...what a boring life.....

Sexy Jasper
11-07-2006, 07:24 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/strange_glow329/RagStock/coupling.jpg

Kriszy Substance
11-07-2006, 07:40 PM
LOL @ this whole thread...Robbydigi is really steppin up these days.:yes:


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/strange_glow329/RagStock/coupling.jpg

Looks just like you jasp....perfect.

Lil' Ruger
11-07-2006, 07:48 PM
peer pressure lawls.

EAGLE EYE
11-07-2006, 08:31 PM
well dog the bounty hunter is on, I found my reason.

Visionz
11-07-2006, 08:33 PM
I'm breathing

EAGLE EYE
11-07-2006, 08:37 PM
I'm breathing

Eric I've used that reason twice in the last 3 months.


Near death experiences deserve a drink.. or two

zeppelin2k
11-07-2006, 08:53 PM
Im Balllllllllllllllllllinnnnnnnnnnnn Biiiiiiiiiitch

lol
best one so far

VDB-King
11-08-2006, 04:04 AM
X-Files Drinking Game

http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/images/mulder.jpg (http://www.thex-files.com/) http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/images/scully.jpg (http://www.thex-files.com/)
Disclaimer:

This is for fun, folks. If you go and get yourselves drunk, that's your choice, not mine. I most certainly didn't force you to imbibe whatever it is you did, ergo it's not my fault or my responsibility---it's yours. How to play:


Hoard all the drinkable liquid in your house. (soda for minors, liquor if you're old enough and not in AA, or juice or water if you're on a diet.)
Watch The X-Files.
Drink accordingly. TIP 1: This game is more fun (and probably safer too) when played with friends. TIP 2: I've found that this game supports betting. Use whatever form of compensation you want, monetary or otherwise, there's just one rule: the first person to go to the bathroom loses. The greater the stakes, the more the fun.

Take a sip:


Each time Scully calls Mulder (or vice versa) and starts the conversation with " . . . It's me."
If Scully makes a crack about her or Mulder's not having a life (take three sips if he ever admits to not having one).
Anytime Mulder makes a suggestive comment (take two sips if Scully doesn't give him that I-should-be-rolling-my-eyes look or doesn't actually roll them).
Whenever Scully says/screams/whispers " . . . Mulderrrr?!" (normally when she's in a dark room while Mulder's off gallivanting somewhere else)
Anytime either Scully or Mulder fatally shoot someone.
Each time Frohike leers or makes a pass at Scully.
Whenever Deep Throat/X pops up.
Anytime someone says "The truth is out there" or "Trust no-one". (two sips if Mulder says "Deep Throat said to trust no-one" or something like that, three if he tells Scully she's the only one he trusts)
Whenever Scully comes up with a rational explanation for something.
Each time Cancer Man lights up. (take three if he's shown WITHOUT a cigarette)
Whenever Scully and Mulder enter a place so dark no truly sane person would even approach it.
Anytime Cancer Man pops up. (smoking cigarettes left in ashtrays count)
Whenever Mulder eats sunflower seeds or is seen with porn.
Each time Mulder or Scully uses their cellphones; take two sips if either ever forgets to bring their phone with them.
Anytime Scully says to Mulder: "Are you trying to tell me..." or "Are you telling me...?"
Every time Mulder and Scully flash their FBI badges to get into a crime scene or to identify themselves. Take two sips:


When someone calls Mulder "Spooky" to his face. (aside from Scully)
Anytime Mulder or Scully appears wearing something other than a suit. (Scully's labgowns don't count; take three long pulls if Mulder is in swimming trunks)
When any or all of the Lone Gunmen are on the show.
Whenever Scully or Mulder leaves a message on the other's answering machine.
Anytime one of Scully's family makes an appearance. (If it's someone related to Mulder, take three sips)
Whenever Mulder witnesses a paranormal event and Scully misses it by a few minutes. (If she actually gets to see it, no matter what's in your glass/bottle, drink yourself into a long-lasting stupor)
Anytime one of Scully or Mulder's relatives dies an unnatural death. (Melissa Scully and William Mulder count; Scully's dad doesn't)
Whenever a photo or video image is enhanced or enlarged by Mulder and he finds an important clue. (If he doesn't, take three sips)
If Mulder or Scully are wounded.
During those omnipresent "track star" scenes in which Mulder chases the monster/villain in a dark and convoluted area with his trench coat flying, take two sips if he catches someone; three if it's actually who he's looking for.
Whenever Ratboy pops up.
Each time you spot the numbers 10/13.
Anytime Mulder has a flashback that involves Samantha.
Scully and Mulder are flown out to a remote lab to investigate something and have to quarantine themselves for the protection of mankind. (drink the whole thing if they DON'T quarantine)
Whenever we see Mrs. Scully.
Each time Mulder works out the mystery in the first two minutes of the show. Take three:


Anytime Scully or Mulder calls/refers to the other as Dana or Fox.
If Scully isn't in the episode at all. (If Mulder isn't in it, go for the entire glass/bottle)
Whenever someone mentions Samantha. (Mulder's abducted little sister)
If Mulder disbelieves something. (if Scully believes, drink the whole thing; if she believes and turns out to be correct, drink two whole glasses/bottles)
Anytime "Purity Control" is mentioned. (the stuff from "The Erlenmeyer Flask")
If Well Manicured Man pops up.
Whenever someone is revealed to be a (gasp! shudder!) clone.
Anytime a microchip implant is found. (like in Duane Barry and Scully)
If anyone has a flashback that involves Scully. (like her mom did in "One Breath")
Whenever one of Mulder's old flings/girlfriends pops up. (if one of Scully's does, drink the whole damn glass/bottle)
Whenever we see Ma or Pa Mulder. (flashbacks count) Drink the whole damn glass/bottle:


If Mulder or Scully go on dates. (with OTHER people; if they have sex with them, take two glasses/bottles worth)
If the truth about Cancer Man's connection to Ma Mulder is ever revealed, whatever that truth may be.
Each time anything is revealed about Deep Throat/X.
If Cancer Man quits smoking. Get yourself to the nearest bar and finish the stock:


If Mulder and/or Scully PERMANENTLY die. (Hey, this IS the X-Files. People come back from what should have been death all the time)
If Scully ever really truly believes EVERYTHING.
If Scully and Mulder ever seriously date EACH OTHER. NOTE: If, knock on wood, they ever have sex WITH EACH OTHER, trash the place. The next day, after you get bailed out of jail, start collecting signatures to have The X-Files cancelled and Chris Carter lynched for ruining all that lovely sexual tension and the whole show in the process. (apologies to all you Relationshippers out there, I know how you guys feel and I have my moments too)
CLARIFICATION FOR ALL THE 'SHIPPERS : I mean the latter two if CC&Co. don't do it properly, which is to say that our two protagonists have gratuitous sex. While it would be interesting to see---for about the duration of the scene---it wouldn't do the characters and their relationship any justice.
by Lia Bulaong and others

VDB-King
11-08-2006, 04:06 AM
or

Original (Sucky) X-Files Drinking Game as found at http://www.ksu.edu/~madmat/xfiles.html
1. Whenever Mulder is called "Spooky Mulder."
2. Every time a reference is made to Mulder's obsession with porn.
3. Whenever Mulder is called "Fox."
4. Every time Cancer man lights a cigarette.
5. If they ever drive a car other than a Ford Taurus.
6. Every time Deep Throat or Mr. X is called. (Or when Mulder meets with one on a foggy, dark night.)
7. Every time Mulder mentions his sister's abduction.
8. Every time Scully is seen examining internal organs of some corpse.
9. Whenever Mulder runs off and leaves Scully to get attacked just so he can save the day.
10. If Mulder or Scully is in a dark scary place and one of them drops or loses a flashlight.

Revised Standard X-Files Drinking Game
1. Every time Mulder and Scully talk on their cell-phones.
2. Any time Mulder or Scully is seen eating or drinking anyting.
3. Whenever text about their location that is two lines long flashes across the screen corner.

4. Every time Scully performs an autopsy on someone or something (Extra if she is elbow deep in guts).
5. Whenever Mulder throws a hissy-fit over his current assignment.
6. Any time they have their culprit and he/she/it/they get away.
7. Any time someone is being killed in daylight.
8. Any time "cancer man" is seen smoking.
9. Every time Mulder yells as Skinner.
10. If ever there is show time beteen comercial breaks and you didn't drink anything. (Excluding the teaser)

Get-Pissed-Quick X-Files Drinking Game
1. Every time Mulder or Scully pulls out their gun.
2. Every time either's cell-phone rings.
3. Any time a new human with special powers or non-human shows up.
4. Whenever Mulder is driving with Scully in the passenger seat.
5. Any time Mulder or Scully is attacked.
6. Whenever there is a really cool camera shot (use your judgment)
7. Every time someone calls Mulder "Agent Mulder" or "Fox" or "Spooky Mulder".
8. Any time some one is killed during the night.
9. Whenever Scully or Mulder is using a computer.
10. Every time the word "X-Files" is used.

snapple
11-08-2006, 12:34 PM
who needs an excuse to drink.


an addict

Inspectah_Dirk
11-08-2006, 12:41 PM
I dont need an excuse. I drink when i feel like it.
And because im enjoying life.

ShaDynasty
11-08-2006, 01:52 PM
why not just watch the x files and have a drink at the same time
youd have to consult the rulebook every time you wanted a sip
plus the x files is gay

EAGLE EYE
11-08-2006, 01:55 PM
I only play one drinking game and thats when Walker Texas Ranger is on. Everytime Chuck Norris round house kicks someone or makes a witty remark I force myself to drink. So Im basically drinking 27 minutes out of 30 when an episode is on.

Gawd
11-08-2006, 02:02 PM
well dog the bounty hunter is on, I found my reason.

The south Park episode that clowned on the DAWG was teh shite

EAGLE EYE
11-08-2006, 03:59 PM
I noticed Dog has lately been taking his show to the mainland, like places such as Denver, Colorado. It would be a brilliant move on behalf of the A&E network if they arranged a country wide tour for dog and his crew, stopping at all major cities to mase motherfuckers who have warrants.

IllDog
11-08-2006, 04:09 PM
My Excuse To Drink: My Fiance Called It Off Saying She Still Has Feelings For Her Ex. Everything I Done For Her That He Couldn't Do And Maybe Never Will Be Able To Do. She Is One Special Woman Tho. Doesn't Look At A Guy For What He Has Or Can Give. The Pain Inside Of Me Makes Me Want To Drink. Too Bad That Guy Doesn't See How Lucky He Is That She Loves And Wants Him Back.

Gawd
11-08-2006, 04:15 PM
I noticed Dog has lately been taking his show to the mainland, like places such as Denver, Colorado. It would be a brilliant move on behalf of the A&E network if they arranged a country wide tour for dog and his crew, stopping at all major cities to mase motherfuckers who have warrants.
LAWLS MOTHERFUCKER LAWLS>>>>>>

Gawd
11-08-2006, 04:17 PM
My Excuse To Drink: My Fiance Called It Off Saying She Still Has Feelings For Her Ex. Everything I Done For Her That He Couldn't Do And Maybe Never Will Be Able To Do. She Is One Special Woman Tho. Doesn't Look At A Guy For What He Has Or Can Give. The Pain Inside Of Me Makes Me Want To Drink. Too Bad That Guy Doesn't See How Lucky He Is That She Loves And Wants Him Back.


thats ill......dog

IllDog
11-08-2006, 04:20 PM
tHANKS mAN i LIKE THE PIC IN YOUR SIG.

CherChezLaMarauder
11-08-2006, 04:20 PM
I'm an optimist...my cup is always half full


p.s.- why are people "lawl'ing" like how Ed does? Dude's got an internet fan base lol

Gawd
11-08-2006, 04:23 PM
tHANKS mAN i LIKE THE PIC IN YOUR SIG. I enjoy it as well.....welcome. hope your not a fake account. many of those lurk here.....anyway do you wish physical violence on your ex fiance?

I'm an optimist...my cup is always half full


p.s.- why are people "lawl'ing" like how Ed does? Dude's got an internet fan base lol
I AM FUCKING GAWD DOOD!!!!1

CherChezLaMarauder
11-08-2006, 04:23 PM
My Excuse To Drink: My Fiance Called It Off Saying She Still Has Feelings For Her Ex. Everything I Done For Her That He Couldn't Do And Maybe Never Will Be Able To Do. She Is One Special Woman Tho. Doesn't Look At A Guy For What He Has Or Can Give. The Pain Inside Of Me Makes Me Want To Drink. Too Bad That Guy Doesn't See How Lucky He Is That She Loves And Wants Him Back.


Whoa. Women can be manipulative, deceptful, and cold. You're better off getting under another woman to get over your previous one.

EAGLE EYE
11-08-2006, 04:27 PM
Read Tariq Nasheed's book and you will learn not to let a woman get the upper hand in a relationship. The better you treat them, and the more you cater to their every little need will just result in them becoming bored with yiou. Most girls want a guy that challenges them or who they cant fully figure out -- why? I dont know its stupid but its the truth..

CherChezLaMarauder
11-08-2006, 04:28 PM
I enjoy it as well.....welcome. hope your not a fake account. many of those lurk here.....anyway do you wish physical violence on your ex fiance?


I AM FUCKING GAWD DOOD!!!!1


of disturbing sociopaths:clap:

Gawd
11-08-2006, 04:31 PM
recognize......

pep
04-01-2007, 08:43 PM
I got some shit on my mind. Shit is real right now. This btch is getting on my nerves. I gotta go to court tomorrow. I just got back from court. I'm on my way to court. I missed my courtdate. I gotta turn myself in tomorrow. I was supposed to turn myself in yesterday.

J-Cee
04-02-2007, 02:06 AM
i feel like getting drunk

Inspectah_Dirk
04-02-2007, 01:08 PM
An excuse? Since i do what the fuck i want, i will have a drink when the fuck i want. I don't need an excuse. Damnit.

SKANK HILL
04-02-2007, 02:45 PM
An excuse? Since i do what the fuck i want, i will have a drink when the fuck i want. I don't need an excuse. Damnit.

step back mr montana

someone already said it perfect - only addicts need excuses to drink :mexico: MEXICO CHEEEEEEEEEERORO

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
04-02-2007, 02:53 PM
I'm THIRSTY

Kong
04-02-2007, 03:59 PM
out of weed and this sober feels shit lol.

EYEKON1
04-02-2007, 05:33 PM
16% increase in salary..woOt Stella's n' Jagger's pls.

WARPATH
04-02-2007, 05:35 PM
I'm coming down off this exstacy.....

EAGLE EYE
04-02-2007, 05:42 PM
When U-God fucks up my chain letter

hectis
04-02-2007, 05:45 PM
I'm THIRSTY


YUP

Dr Sleepwalker
04-02-2007, 06:12 PM
cuzz im an alcoholic

cuzz im blunted and my buzz is only half way there

FatherSl!me
04-02-2007, 06:19 PM
lifes a bitch & then u die, so y not die drunk

Mumm Ra
04-02-2007, 06:41 PM
cause they keep offering it to me
hard to deny free beer

J-Cee
04-03-2007, 12:02 PM
Drinking piss is geting Old..Imma Get Drunk.

Alcryt
04-03-2007, 12:18 PM
Because im sober

AcidPhosphate69
04-03-2007, 12:47 PM
Because the liver is evil and must be punished.

Because if I don't drink now, I won't be drunk later

100pr00f
04-03-2007, 12:53 PM
i drink so i can feel numb
i drink cuz my boys are
i drink cuz i wanna get fucked up and break into cars
i drink cuz i dont wanna stand around and watch others drink
i drink so i can geek out to THE GOONIES

DJMethods
04-03-2007, 01:13 PM
Because I wanna get drunk

Because I'm australian/irish

because it cures paranoid psychosis' for a short while

AcidPhosphate69
04-03-2007, 01:18 PM
Drinking makes me invincible, witty, and extremely good looking.

I finish my bottle because there are poor, sober kids in Ethiopia