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EAGLE EYE
11-14-2006, 02:51 AM
This fucking kid that I live with is really starting to get on my nerves.


NEVER EVER MESS WITH ANOTHER MANS COFFEE! ESPECIALLY IN THE MORNING... I made a fresh pot today while I was taking a shower and came out to find it turned off. Im gonna fucking snap soon...



Its not the first time this has happened either..





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supremecharma
11-14-2006, 02:53 AM
well fuckin tell him whassup. if u fail he will think your a bitch and he will think he can run rings round u. tell him whats what or he's gonna get smashed.

EAGLE EYE
11-14-2006, 02:54 AM
he does shit like this not knowing it pisses normal people off

Sicka than aidZ
11-14-2006, 02:55 AM
drama

supremecharma
11-14-2006, 02:58 AM
just beat him then. then he will know to check first before doin ANYTHING.

EAGLE EYE
11-14-2006, 02:59 AM
I should replace him with a black kid. He would probably have an aneurysm

Visionz
11-14-2006, 03:00 AM
is this the same guy from in the neverending thread?

EAGLE EYE
11-14-2006, 03:02 AM
yes Eric, its the psycho/racist/bodybuilder/martial artist/gun shooting kid with no friends

Visionz
11-14-2006, 03:07 AM
I'm gonna have to go back to the arsenic plan on this one Robby, lolz

EAGLE EYE
11-14-2006, 03:13 AM
I'm gonna have to go back to the arsenic plan on this one Robby, lolz

I think your right, maybe Ill add a little zest to his protein shake mix.

Visionz
11-14-2006, 03:15 AM
he makes protein shakes haha, tooo easy

supremecharma
11-14-2006, 03:23 AM
lolz

Sicka than aidZ
11-14-2006, 05:11 AM
thread title'z hilarious

Bloo
11-14-2006, 05:17 AM
yes Eric, its the psycho/racist/bodybuilder/martial artist/gun shooting kid with no friends

Sounds like a winner...

Why do you live with a faggot like this?

DREW-DIE$EL
11-14-2006, 07:22 AM
what you need coffee for anyway? just steal his protein and get mad huge big lol

snapple
11-14-2006, 10:08 AM
shank over coffee? i think you have a problem...

num2son
11-14-2006, 10:48 AM
Drink coffee with him and let him see how coffee is great in the morning.

Frontal Lobotomy
11-14-2006, 11:04 AM
Nothing worse than living with people who don't know the score. Just tell him to stop fucking about, and to get some friends. People with no friends shouldn't be allowed to have housemtes, its like friends by default or something

EAGLE EYE
11-14-2006, 01:24 PM
Nothing worse than living with people who don't know the score. Just tell him to stop fucking about, and to get some friends. People with no friends shouldn't be allowed to have housemtes, its like friends by default or something

I know its true

Inspectah_Dirk
11-14-2006, 01:26 PM
Just turn it back on, and throw that hot pot of coffee in his fucking face. Then piss on the burns. Kick him in the nuts and say "next time u turn that shit off, i will get really mad".

INF
11-14-2006, 01:32 PM
Give him the arabian goggles when hes asleep and take a picture. Use that to make him get his shit together. Tell him ur gonna post the pics all over the net if he dont act right. or Give me 50 bucks and I'll pay skale five of it to come by and take care of ur light work. Thus ,makin a quick 45 and helping add to Skales street cred.

hectis
11-14-2006, 02:07 PM
did u ever tell him to stop doing that?

shaolinsword
11-14-2006, 02:24 PM
Could always tell him to not turn it off?

INF
11-14-2006, 02:33 PM
Look. On the real. Here's how you handle that shit with no confrontation.

Post a lil note on your coffee machine that say not to turn it off and when he cant respect that , then start with the wild shit like passive aggression.

For real.

Inspectah_Dirk
11-14-2006, 02:51 PM
I still prefer my method.

EAGLE EYE
11-14-2006, 02:53 PM
Well I just asked him to stop in a non threatening way and he said ok.

But if it happens again....

Inspectah_Dirk
11-14-2006, 02:54 PM
Wtf..what happened to the throwing the hot coffee in his face approach? Damnit.

NIGHT MAYOR
11-14-2006, 03:53 PM
simple. move into an apartment by yourself

Gawd
11-14-2006, 06:01 PM
dood what did i tell you?

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Lil' Ruger
11-14-2006, 06:42 PM
Wtf..what happened to the throwing the hot coffee in his face approach? Damnit.

WASTED GENIUS...

Gawd
11-14-2006, 06:47 PM
I cant even believe this thread even exists...even if it was just to vent I mean cmon.......Dood move the fuck out on your own or deal with the shit. It could be worse ya know. YOu could live with 2 bull dikes that look like me and they make you an honorary lesbian for the time that you all live together.....

EAGLE EYE
11-14-2006, 09:14 PM
I cant even believe this thread even exists...even if it was just to vent I mean cmon.......Dood move the fuck out on your own or deal with the shit. It could be worse ya know. YOu could live with 2 bull dikes that look like me and they make you an honorary lesbian for the time that you all live together.....


I got a good laugh out of that Ed. But on the real Ive lived in shittier situations with even weirder people. I can stick it out for the time being, but once I get make good money again Im prolly gonna bounce..

Its Big Lu baby
11-14-2006, 09:25 PM
if someone
fucked up my coffee
in the morning
i wouldnt be posting right now
id be burrying bodies kid

CHRONZ
11-14-2006, 10:03 PM
Coffee is Imba. haha

NIGHT MAYOR
11-15-2006, 03:35 AM
I cant even believe this thread even exists...even if it was just to vent I mean cmon.......Dood move the fuck out on your own or deal with the shit. It could be worse ya know. YOu could live with 2 bull dikes that look like me and they make you an honorary lesbian for the time that you all live together.....

you feel its your job to read every thread and judge it and explain to us how bad it is ....maybe another place is needing ed a bit more. so ..... dont read the threads you think arnt going to intrest you (easy) or as someone once said "deal with the shit." (hard it seems) i feel its my job to notify you of this.

NIGHT MAYOR
11-15-2006, 03:36 AM
oh btw stop drinkin coffee dudes. makes you stress. peace

Gawd
11-15-2006, 10:11 AM
if someone
fucked up my coffee
in the morning
i wouldnt be posting right now
id be burrying bodies kidLawls.

you feel its your job to read every thread and judge it and explain to us how bad it is ....maybe another place is needing ed a bit more. so ..... dont read the threads you think arnt going to intrest you (easy) or as someone once said "deal with the shit." (hard it seems) i feel its my job to notify you of this.
Apparently your brain doesn't understand sarcasm you dumb fuck.

Ginnsey
11-15-2006, 10:52 AM
^^^^ The problem with forum messaging is that you cant tell if someone meant a post to be sarcastic or not. If u were talking to eachother face 2 face then you would be able to figure it out by the tone of voice.:mmmyah:

Gawd
11-15-2006, 10:54 AM
^^^^ The problem with forum messaging is that you cant tell if someone meant a post to be sarcastic or not. If u were talking to eachother face 2 face then you would be able to figure it out by the tone of voice.:mmmyah:

maybe if he read my entire post and even maybe if he would of read robbys post right after my post he would understand a bit more clearly.

But thank you for your imput.

NIGHT MAYOR
11-15-2006, 03:00 PM
Lawls.


Apparently your brain doesn't understand sarcasm you dumb fuck.

where is the sarcasm in "i cant believe this thread exists" ?
im having trouble here *scratches head*

Gawd
11-15-2006, 05:56 PM
dood youre a tard that has trouble grasping things. nuff said. no need to reply.

TurnThePage
11-15-2006, 06:49 PM
he aint know its the best part of waking up?