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Its Big Lu baby
11-14-2006, 09:05 AM
what do u say to ur friend when u piss on his couch cuz u drank too much the night before?

snapple
11-14-2006, 09:07 AM
fuck yo couch.

Sicka than aidZ
11-14-2006, 09:09 AM
fuck yo couch.

lmfao!!!!

tekunique
11-14-2006, 09:13 AM
fuck yo couch.
nuff said, close thread.

Sicka than aidZ
11-14-2006, 09:14 AM
yo how much do oxy 5'z go for? like a dolla, what??

snapple
11-14-2006, 09:28 AM
sicka what the fuck are you doing slinging dope?

Prince Rai
11-14-2006, 10:05 AM
sorry i wont do it again :|

Frontal Lobotomy
11-14-2006, 10:08 AM
Whatever you do, don't let him fool you into having your nose rubbed in it

Wu-Tality
11-14-2006, 10:37 AM
Piss disinfects, so ... yeah.

Sicka than aidZ
11-14-2006, 10:40 AM
why'z everyone starting argumentz here? yall really beginning to get on my nervez wit this weak shit

hectis
11-14-2006, 10:50 AM
what do u say to ur friend when u piss on his couch cuz u drank too much the night before?


wow i dont know i mean u can say im sorry and u cant be mad at them if there mad i mean u pissed on there couch u should clean it for them

Sicka than aidZ
11-14-2006, 10:52 AM
big lu'z funny as hell

AcidPhosphate69
11-14-2006, 10:59 AM
Yo, I feel you Lu...I pissed on my buddies hamster when I was trippin. Either way, just tell him your sorry and you won't do it again. Maybe offer to clean it.

hectis
11-14-2006, 11:08 AM
yo why do people put hamsters up there ass i mean what the fuck is that gay shit all about?

Frontal Lobotomy
11-14-2006, 11:16 AM
Haha, Lemmiwinks..
Ah, Gerbels and Hamsters are pretty much the same anyway
http://www.estheion.net/kram/lemmiwinks.jpg

Sicka than aidZ
11-14-2006, 11:17 AM
Yo, I feel you Lu...I pissed on my buddies hamster when I was trippin. Either way, just tell him your sorry and you won't do it again. Maybe offer to clean it.

lmao, this threadz got me rollin harder than acidz avy:clap:

yo snapple i aint trippin brotha, i aint hustlin no pillz i just wonderin what they're worth ive alwayz heard they aint slangible

snapple
11-14-2006, 11:21 AM
well probably not if theyre 5mL i didnt even know that made such a small dosage no junkie is gonna want that, wouldnt be able to tell you, youd prolly save more time just flushing it down the toilet

Cuchulain
11-14-2006, 11:52 AM
i know alot of people who piss in wardrobes when they get drunk. that can be messy.lol

Alcryt
11-14-2006, 11:55 AM
Yo, I feel you Lu...I pissed on my buddies hamster when I was trippin.

LMAO!!

Its Big Lu baby
11-14-2006, 07:24 PM
yea yo it fucking sucks
i felt so bad like goin back there
i got carpet cleaner and used it on the bed
and getin the look from his roomates (2 girls)

Its Big Lu baby
11-14-2006, 07:26 PM
fuck yo couch.

haha
shoulda neva given you niggas money

Yo, I feel you Lu...I pissed on my buddies hamster when I was trippin. Either way, just tell him your sorry and you won't do it again. Maybe offer to clean it.

haha
did the hamster try and run from your firey piss

Gawd
11-15-2006, 09:22 AM
this black dood named Benny once fucked up my first sofa ever....it was a futon and his big ass sat in a moon pie......white filling squirted everywhere........I punched him in the head.....but that was when i was more violent.....oh and he didnt offer to clean it he just cleaned it.

Strange Fruit
11-15-2006, 09:26 AM
^and how did that make you feel?

Gawd
11-15-2006, 09:27 AM
he cleaned it on his own like a big boy....didnt ask if i wanted him to he just did it......but that was my very first sofa in my very 1st apartment and he made eD angry......

Visionz
11-15-2006, 09:28 AM
and how did that make you feel?

^you studying to be a psychiatrist? lol

Strange Fruit
11-15-2006, 09:30 AM
now,,, it seems that you are still shattered by this,,,
is there anything you want to add about how it affected
you emotionally?
was there an attachment you had o this couch?









Eric. i try. lol

CHRONZ
11-15-2006, 09:33 AM
... Lmao ...

Freakin Dr.Phil

Strange Fruit
11-15-2006, 09:36 AM
Ole Phillio's a wanker. he knows not what he speaks of.

CHRONZ
11-15-2006, 09:37 AM
Word.

Gawd
11-15-2006, 09:46 AM
I sold that sofa for like $25 bucks a year later......gawd damn i miss that futon and its frame bar that damn near paralized me everytime i rested on it....

Strange Fruit
11-15-2006, 09:48 AM
I sold that sofa for like $25 bucks a year later......gawd damn i miss that futon and its frame bar that damn near paralized me everytime i rested on it....

yes yes, i see progress,,, now is there anything you'd still like to say
to the black man that sat on moon pie on your futon?
you know, just for closure?

CHRONZ
11-15-2006, 09:49 AM
Lol just give him 'em bats who he can release some fuckin anger..

Gawd
11-15-2006, 09:51 AM
yes yes, i see progress,,, now is there anything you'd still like to say
to the black man that sat on moon pie on your futon?
you know, just for closure?

i miss Benny too.....he kinda just disappeared one day.......

Strange Fruit
11-15-2006, 09:53 AM
ok. now let us sit cross-legged in a circle and sing
kumbaya around a campfire.


Benny,,, come home to eDdy. he forgives you,,,

and Chronz, we all know that violence is not the answer.
right children? no bats,just drugs.

Gawd
11-15-2006, 09:58 AM
Benny,,, come home to eDdy. he forgives you,,,



I lawld.........thanks for the session....

Strange Fruit
11-15-2006, 09:59 AM
no cheques please.

CHRONZ
11-15-2006, 10:10 AM
and Chronz, we all know that violence is not the answer.
right children? no bats,just drugs.

I mean those fluffy bats they get, to hit that fluffy cube 'n shit...

Strange Fruit
11-15-2006, 10:13 AM
I mean those fluffy bats they get, to hit that fluffy cube 'n shit...

ohhhhhh,,,,
nah not for eD. i think he'd hit a whole lot more than
cubes with that,,,










{hide your wives}

CHRONZ
11-15-2006, 10:22 AM
ohhhhhh,,,,
nah not for eD. i think he'd hit a whole lot more than
cubes with that,,,










{hide your wives}

Hahaha.. ! Ed is able to do many things i think...

L~>1<~NKS
11-15-2006, 02:54 PM
Maybe u've balanced the pissed to sperm ratio on his couch - after all piss cleans sperm stains when applicabbable.

Kriszy Substance
11-15-2006, 03:07 PM
Whatever you do, don't let him fool you into having your nose rubbed in it

Ha!

Strange Fruit is crackin me up too...hmmm....anyway, girl, you should pursue this whole therapy thing...you could have a lifetime worth of clients from this place alone...

I hate it when people piss on my things...call me strange, but it is a definite pet peeve of mine...I would accept your apology Lu, but next time you would be sleeping outside...although I would probably give you a blanket or something washable.

Its Big Lu baby
11-15-2006, 10:13 PM
Ha!

Strange Fruit is crackin me up too...hmmm....anyway, girl, you should pursue this whole therapy thing...you could have a lifetime worth of clients from this place alone...

I hate it when people piss on my things...call me strange, but it is a definite pet peeve of mine...I would accept your apology Lu, but next time you would be sleeping outside...although I would probably give you a blanket or something washable.

tru
haha
have u ever pissed on something?

haha linkz. yo hit me up this weekend kid. i might be in the 305 friday

SickSide
11-15-2006, 10:15 PM
i was in a room of piss once :( my friends brother is notorious for pissin himself when drunk on the couch and i pissed in empty cans and it went over the floor, shit was nasty, vodka can fuck you up

CHRONZ
11-16-2006, 05:48 AM
Hahaha nasty

Bloo
11-16-2006, 05:52 AM
My mom pissed in a glass once and told her friend it was beer.

He drank it too, got mad at her cause it was warm.

Bloo
11-16-2006, 05:53 AM
no cheques please.

Damn fruit... Everytime you post, you make me wanna watch Purple Rain while drinking grape juice.

shaolinsword
11-16-2006, 06:57 AM
My mom pissed in a glass once and told her friend it was beer.

He drank it too, got mad at her cause it was warm.

that shit is just wrong.....funny but wrong

snapple
11-16-2006, 09:25 AM
whatup strangefruit how are you

and bloohook in highschool we threw an ill hotel party and this chicken on the comeup known as "rawdog" was wasted and son peed in a cup and did the same shit...she took a big fuckin gulp everyone gatherd around and was chanting chug, shorty realized after 2 big gulps and ran out the room, she later asked my boy to hit our L and i said lemme see you wash that pissymouth out first and she called me an asshole and walked away, she hollerd later that night anyway, denied though. young chickens....ew.....i miss those days

Bloo
11-17-2006, 04:00 AM
Man oh man...

It's shit like that that makes me never drink in mixed company.

Strange Fruit
11-17-2006, 09:02 AM
Damn fruit... Everytime you post, you make me wanna watch Purple Rain while drinking grape juice.

grape juice and purple rain,,,
you've been sigged.
:dead: xox.


hey snapple.

CHRONZ
11-17-2006, 09:07 AM
Yo i need advice..
Kush or Haze :clap: ? lmao

Strange Fruit
11-17-2006, 09:10 AM
sup Chronz,,,
hmmm,,,
depends on your mood.

if you like to relax,, go with kush.

?

CHRONZ
11-17-2006, 09:12 AM
sup Chronz,,,
hmmm,,,
depends on your mood.

if you like to relax,, go with kush.

?

Word up Fruity ! haha
My mood is good, and im always chillin'.. :Y
So Kush it is!
Thanks

Strange Fruit
11-17-2006, 09:15 AM
lol i swear the corp should pay me,,,

smh.

CHRONZ
11-17-2006, 09:17 AM
lol i swear the corp should pay me,,,

smh.

What bout the joy of helpin' others ? :eggy: :lmao:

Strange Fruit
11-17-2006, 09:19 AM
lol fuck joy when you can get paid,,,

lol just playin'.
i'm all for charity.
w00t!

CHRONZ
11-17-2006, 09:21 AM
lol fuck joy when you can get paid,,,

lol just playin'.
i'm all for charity.
w00t!

Haha Word :Y
Ya know.
C.R.E.A.M !

Strange Fruit
11-17-2006, 09:24 AM
lmao

question, if you had a girlfriend, you've been going out for about a year,,,
you've already *cough* done it,,, and um,,, you get on your knees and propose,,, for the second time,,, lol

would you get mad if she said no?

CHRONZ
11-17-2006, 09:33 AM
lmao

question, if you had a girlfriend, you've been going out for about a year,,,
you've already *cough* done it,,, and um,,, you get on your knees and propose,,, for the second time,,, lol

would you get mad if she said no?

Hmm good question.
Well it depends on much love there is between me & another person, but i could see myself get mad, yes. ya know, first time you'll think " ah it's okay"... but 2nd time, it might feel as a too big a rejection.. but it's all bout love and how far you are willing to go for it naah mean. i just think theres certain touchy subjects that are not to be stepped upon.

snapple
11-17-2006, 02:12 PM
lol i swear the corp should pay me,,,

smh.


hahahah this is why so many females get shitted on, you give em props and it goes to their heads so fast, and some have the nevre to say all we care about is "getting our egos stroked" haha thats why i use to cry my eyes out when things didnt work out.....wait that didnt happen

Kriszy Substance
11-17-2006, 03:40 PM
tru
haha
have u ever pissed on something?


Nope. Never. I like to get a little out of control...just not with my bladder.