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Gawd
11-14-2006, 06:51 PM
When someone kills you or you die is a firey car accident or however your ass dies....do you wish to be cremated or be buried in the ground?

Where would you want your ashes to be? On a mantel? In the ocean? Where?

And if you wish to be buried what do you want on your Grave Stone?

And if your jasper you prob have some lunatic death plan already planned and financed.

Lil' Ruger
11-14-2006, 06:53 PM
i will be RZArected........

Gawd
11-14-2006, 06:57 PM
naw dood......i mean black man is gawd and all but you have to do great things to be ressurected.

lawls.

I want to be burried and i want grilled meats, 6 pack of pale ale, a fine cigar and pictures of my children burried with me.

crass
11-14-2006, 07:02 PM
i wanna be cremated and i don't really care what people do with my ashes. maybe fertilize a bonsai tree.

CHRONZ
11-14-2006, 07:05 PM
i want to be mummified and stand in the living room.

Lil' Ruger
11-14-2006, 07:14 PM
naw dood......i mean black man is gawd and all but you have to do great things to be ressurected.

lawls.

I want to be burried and i want grilled meats, 6 pack of pale ale, a fine cigar and pictures of my children burried with me.

god isn't any color he is all....nice death plan

i dont plan on being ressurected i plan on being RZArected.
but i suppose i'd settle with my singed bloody particles spewing in every direction after i bomb the white house.


i want to be mummified and stand in the living room.


lmfao

Gawd
11-14-2006, 07:17 PM
i want to be mummified and stand in the living room.

you could be decorated for holidays as well....genius

crass
11-14-2006, 07:49 PM
mummification isn't the way to go. you want taxidermy, so your body can be preserved in its perfect form for the ages.

hectis
11-14-2006, 07:51 PM
i dont care what they do to my body after i die i rather just have them leave it were it was were i died and not touch it

Eversick666
11-14-2006, 07:58 PM
when u die there is nothing........................but for the topic id choose burial, but not in a casket stright ground so i can decompose faster..
my reason for not choosing cremation is that its fake...lol....they give u what is suppose to be ''your'' ash in a urn but how the fuck they collect "your ash"
its prolly juss wood ash they give or thr ashes of many different corpses,...

Gawd
11-14-2006, 08:13 PM
mummification isn't the way to go. you want taxidermy, so your body can be preserved in its perfect form for the ages.
lawls....he could be preserved in handshake position......

hectis
11-14-2006, 08:36 PM
i dont care what they do to my body after i die i rather just have them leave it were it was were i died and not touch it

and if any one touchs my body and dose not leave it were it is that i died i will become a ghost and haunt there ass

Lil' Ruger
11-14-2006, 08:40 PM
and if any one touchs my body and dose not leave it were it is that i died i will become a ghost and haunt there ass

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m234/sharons_2006/Avatars/ghostfly.gifhttp://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m234/sharons_2006/Avatars/GhostBuster.gif

hectis
11-14-2006, 08:43 PM
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m234/sharons_2006/Avatars/ghostfly.gifhttp://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m234/sharons_2006/Avatars/GhostBuster.gif

dam i forgot about them

Lil' Ruger
11-14-2006, 08:46 PM
dam i forgot about them

i see ppl walking with vacuums all the time i see nerds in crazy get ups talkin teh vac slang (yes theres is slang)

hoova BITCH!

RagnaroK
11-14-2006, 08:57 PM
Cremate your flesh to ashes You don't need a suit, no wake, no funeral, and no casket

is better to be thrown into the ocean then rot in a coffin thats what i think thou

blah i don't care what they do after i'm dead

tekunique
11-14-2006, 09:35 PM
i couldnt give a FLYING FUCK what happens to my flesh after my death. thats for my fam to decide. :yes:

EAGLE EYE
11-14-2006, 09:40 PM
My wish is that I get creamated, have my ashes taken to a local microbrewery and have them mixed in with the hops. Then I want a beer named after me.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
11-14-2006, 09:44 PM
i wanna burn baby burn

Unforgiven
11-14-2006, 09:48 PM
I wanna be done up like Ivory did in How High.

EAGLE EYE
11-14-2006, 09:51 PM
My gravestone is gonna have a gold plated wu tang symbol, my Corp user name engraved along with my post count. Its also gonna be made of marble and carved into a mini bar.

Now top that.

TAURO
11-14-2006, 09:54 PM
And the nomination for most depressing thread goes to........

CHRONZ
11-14-2006, 09:55 PM
you could be decorated for holidays as well....genius

i would look good, and still scare all em kids... lmao

SickSide
11-14-2006, 09:58 PM
made into compost, so i can continue to grow in some way

CHRONZ
11-14-2006, 10:00 PM
And the nomination for most depressing thread goes to........

Dumm dumm dumm...

Lil' Ruger
11-15-2006, 12:46 AM
My gravestone is gonna have a gold plated wu tang symbol, my Corp user name engraved along with my post count. Its also gonna be made of marble and carved into a mini bar.

Now top that.


they wiill not be able to see the quality of the posts so they will practically worship me :)

g_flex
11-15-2006, 01:04 AM
cremation is better...much cleaner n no maggots crawling..plus afta cremated the ash can be turned into diamonds from pressure

7EL7
11-15-2006, 02:37 AM
bowphff

P-Noid Brown
11-15-2006, 03:29 AM
staple strings to me and act like im alive... use me as a puppet.

NIGHT MAYOR
11-15-2006, 03:57 AM
staple strings to me and act like im alive... use me as a puppet.
shit yeah, weekend at bernies styles was about to type that.

i wanna be buried with the tombstone reading

never smoked, never got drunk and he still died.

^not true but it'd make people think.

Inspectah_Dirk
11-15-2006, 08:59 AM
Dipped in gold, and set up as a statue here in my hometown. With a sign saying "greatest citizen ever"

Gawd
11-15-2006, 10:08 AM
staple strings to me and act like im alive... use me as a puppet.


^ Lawls.......

Strange Fruit
11-15-2006, 10:19 AM
cremated.
and my ashes in the Pacific.

Gawd
11-15-2006, 11:02 AM
Near Japan? lawls.....or LA?

Strange Fruit
11-15-2006, 11:04 AM
don't really make a difference.
the waves will take me everywhere.

hectis
11-15-2006, 11:20 AM
don't really make a difference.
the waves will take me everywhere.

very true

Big Risk
11-15-2006, 11:24 AM
I wanna be done up like Ivory did in How High.

same shit my boy dane said. Lol. He wants me to grow a plant with his ashes n shit, then smoke the plant. Isnt that fucked up?

CHRONZ
11-15-2006, 11:26 AM
if it was one of my closest homies, i would def grow a plant and smoke the shit.. you never know...

Visionz
11-15-2006, 11:26 AM
same shit my boy dane said. Lol. He wants me to grow a plant with his ashes n shit, then smoke the plant. Isnt that fucked up?
not if it makes you mad fuckin smart, you could figure out how to make millions on the stock markets in a matter of weeks & shit. Ya boy would've died for the cause.

Big Risk
11-15-2006, 11:28 AM
Lol. thats a funny way to look at it. but its still has a splash of cannibalism

CHRONZ
11-15-2006, 11:29 AM
well you aint eatin him... lmao

hectis
11-15-2006, 11:30 AM
when our bodies die, we become the grass the antalope eats the grass and we eat the antalope so we are all connected to each other in this great circule of life" -Mufassa

Big Risk
11-15-2006, 11:30 AM
well you aint eatin him... lmao


I know but you smoking ashes of a dead man LOL. Its so fucked up to think about it man it aint even funny.

CHRONZ
11-15-2006, 11:31 AM
^ Hahahaah Hectic's is fuckin imba...

shaolinsword
11-15-2006, 11:31 AM
I want my ashes scattered somewhere in Japan. Mt Fuji would be cool

CHRONZ
11-15-2006, 11:36 AM
I know but you smoking ashes of a dead man LOL. Its so fucked up to think about it man it aint even funny.

haha word... but if he is a good friend, and shit if i had known him all my life i would do it out of respect.. man think bout it..
atleast Dead man ashes is much healthier than crack..

Gawd
11-15-2006, 11:52 AM
didnt someone dump ashes during an eagles football game in PA? like he ran right out onto the feild and dumped them during the game

abasi
11-15-2006, 04:38 PM
creamate me
throw me in the Atlantic

CHRONZ
11-15-2006, 07:34 PM
Pour me in the drinking water..

Gawd
11-15-2006, 07:44 PM
I guess for alot of money you can be made into a diamond.......Shrap wants to made into a diamond so he can swing from 50 cents neck....

num2son
11-15-2006, 08:19 PM
i will be RZArected........

LOL, I rather disappear.

snapple
11-15-2006, 11:20 PM
ummm donate organs to people who need them and all that stuff, and i geuss whatever they dont use bury me. i hate the idea of being creamated that bugs me out...