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Dae Ja Nae
11-15-2006, 02:29 PM
Okay, this thread is for errbody who has ever gotten a crazy ass text and wanted to share it with the world, but couldn't ...


Text 1:

There was an accident on the farm and the donkey was cut in half. The head was found in the barn and the ass was found reading this text ... lol

Text 2:

Hey (insert your female friend's name here), the police found a naked body with a bad weave, missing half it's brain, stretch marks, sagging breasts and a food stamp card. Girl, please give me a call if you get this message cuz I'm worried about you ... lmao ...

Text 3:

If the Pilgrams would have brought a cat to the celebratory feast instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy for Thanksgiving dinner ........... 8O ........ Okay ..........


It's your trun now, lets have fun ...

SickSide
11-15-2006, 02:41 PM
Not really a text message but what the hell

Say to someone on the phone

Whats got a small dick and hangs down??
They say WHAT?
A bat
Whats got a big dick and hangs up
They say WHAT
*slam phone down*

tekunique
11-15-2006, 02:45 PM
samuel l jackson left a VM on my phone about Snakes on a Plane...

Grongle
11-15-2006, 02:47 PM
6 million muslims die on the way 2 mecca, i fuckin love bingo!

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
11-15-2006, 05:57 PM
What a ghey thread..

Gawd
11-15-2006, 05:58 PM
What a ghey thread..
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Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
11-15-2006, 06:01 PM
eD do u like this thread ?

Gawd
11-15-2006, 06:12 PM
What a ghey thread..
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i do not fancy it at all.

Dae Ja Nae
11-15-2006, 06:22 PM
^^^ must not have a cell ... or any friends with jokes ... lol ... jk


or am I ......................

Gawd
11-15-2006, 06:29 PM
I have many things....but not the ability to make shit threads...lawls. Gawd gave all of that to you.

Dae Ja Nae
11-15-2006, 07:09 PM
I have many things....but not the ability to make shit threads...lawls. Gawd gave all of that to me.

you don't say ... 8O })