The official 2006 WTC poster awards (categories)

[Prolifical ENG]

Im hosting it....its gonna be official (says me of course....lol)....meaning the final results will be stickied in the classic section for a year unitl the next one is made.

yup...this one is gonna be organized.

The hosts are prolifical, sicka, wooz, and msrza....4 different people. us 4 will decide the final categories and nominees.

I will make a global announcement so people that dont visit general chat can nominate when that time has come...ill make another thread for that.

5 Element awards

Wu-Chamber
Hip-hop spot
General Chat
etc....

Others

Audio Producer
Battle Textcee
Poet (Temple of Darts)

Graphics

Best newcommer poster

Most Underrated Poster

5%er award (to best poster of the NGE)


other "donkey" type categories:

Artist Hater award

Beef award

Sonnage Award

etc.

more ideas please.

[maestro wooz]

illest poster

most loyal wu fan

most likely to die for the w

most likely to have an aneurism over cuban linx 2 release date

[MsRzaRecTaH]

ahh boo I wanted to co- host

[Longbongcilvaringz]

i dont think i saw "most annoying poster" up there.

[maestro wooz]

ladies, i can be bribed with nudes.

That invitation does NOT extend to mashquack, so dont even pm me about it.

[TAURO]

Biggest post whore award

[pneumatic]

This could be interesting.

[num2son]

Who is going to interupt and rush the stage if they dont win?

[Visionz]

Most Influential

Biggest Pothead

Wittiest

Funniest

Sexiest (and if you do runner-ups, all the ladies go home happy)

[maestro wooz]

person who hasn't posted a picture, that no one wants to see aka the shychica award

[mashqauck]

Gulliest Poster

Most missed poster AKA (Mark Mayo Appreciation Award)

Cutest Asian

Favorite Teens

Favorite Grown Ass Man

On Point Poster


Most Idiotic


Gayest Signature


Tightest Signature


Illest Graph Artist


Smartest


Best Redeemer


Prettiest Eyes (Male)


Prettiest Eyes (Female)

Most Random


Weirdest


Gayest


Sexiest WU chic ever


Best Voice


Friendliest


Meanest


Best Mod Since Mark Mayoya Left



Coolest In Gen Chat




etc...

[mashqauck]

Best TheCorpse.com Poster


Best Hidden Identity


Funniest Name Change


Smartest Name Change


Gayest Name Change

[WuTangWarrior]

Most Improved
Most E-Gangsta
Best Quality Poster

[Sexy Jasper]

Best thread award.

[Alesco]

Here is one for ya....

The best artist on this web site.

Now there is alot of peoples on here who do there thang. To hear there stuff
just click on there sound click or there my space.

Just a thought.

[hectis]

best thread starter

worst thread starter

[CHRONZ]

Most Mental Damaged.

[Gawd]

Cool idea....except I imagine Sicka and Wooz will be very bias. They should be removed from the panel.

[CHRONZ]

Roflcopter

[num2son]

Most banned

Most MIA and want to be back

[CHRONZ]

Most Dickrided User.

[Gawd]

The most under the influence/brain hardly works anymore. I officially nominate Mr SickaThanAids

[CHRONZ]

Cook Of The Year - i nominate you Ed.
hahaha

[MsRzaRecTaH]

best thread starter

worst thread starter



I like yours and mash's/
great ones hahahaa!

[Gawd]

Rookie of the year.

[MsRzaRecTaH]

Best overall poster......
best sig

[Gawd]

THE FATTEST POSTER

[hectis]

the dumbest idea for an award award

flyest poster award

most knowledge droped award

[hectis]

miss wu corp of the year award

mr wu corp of the year award

i hate bush award

[CHRONZ]

i would like to nominate Shychica an award for most suicide attempts.

[MsRzaRecTaH]

best thread starter

worst thread starter

THE FATTEST POSTER

Well we all know that is not going to be you!! :nonono:

[Gawd]

the dumbest idea for an award award

flyest poster award

most knowledge droped award


what's an award award? do what you do best and that's looking like Mohamed Atta. Stick to the script Hectis.

[Gawd]

an award for the best personal firearms pics
an award for best 2ndary account

[MsRzaRecTaH]

well between u and ben.. i think u got the best firearms award....
and as far as 2ndry account.. I say MASTER P aka Skale

[CHRONZ]

Slippy the pimp, should win that award.

[Gawd]

Slippy the pimp, should win that award.

yeah

[MsRzaRecTaH]

Slippy the pimp, should win that award.

Word!! i agreee!!!! :Y


Ok I take that one back ... so edit edit..
2ndary account (best)

Slippy the Pimp!!!

[Prolifical ENG]

We can have a MIA award.....to the one who had the biggest MIA and came back this year....shifters thread gave me the idea

[MsRzaRecTaH]

We can have a MIA award.....to the one who had the biggest MIA and came back this year....shifters thread gave me the idea

Hell yeah... theres a couple people though...
Zakious, Deini..
Oh umm Escobar...
Psalms lol!!

[hectis]

what's an award award? do what you do best and that's looking like Mohamed Atta. Stick to the script Hectis.


it is an award that goes to the person with the worst idea for an award

[CHRONZ]

Word!! i agreee!!!! :Y


Ok I take that one back ... so edit edit..
2ndary account (best)

Slippy the Pimp!!!
^O^ :Y

[Gawd]

it is an award that goes to the person with the worst idea for an award
where is my award then?

and what are teh prizes?

[CHRONZ]

fuck the prizes Ed, and put a steak on the grill for me ! hahaha

[Gawd]

whenever you make it here you got one.

[CHRONZ]

Word up, that's a motherfuckin' deal, you wait and see.. haha

[MsRzaRecTaH]

Shit I want some arrachera then .. lol!! fuck I gotta goooo lol!!

[hectis]

the heavy mental award(for the one who allways brings the wisdom)

the genuis award(for the one who had the best rhymes of the year)

the rza award(best producer of the year at wu corp)

[Rob Swanson]

Lets rent out a Ramada Inn and have the awards ceremony in the lobby. Ill bring a cooler of beer, some metal foldings chairs, and a ruger.

[Gawd]

Lets rent out a Ramada Inn and have the awards ceremony in the lobby. Ill bring a cooler of beer, some metal foldings chairs, and a ruger.

me and robby will be sitting at the same table along with crass and chronz

[CHRONZ]

me and robby will be sitting at the same table along with crass and chronz

haha fo sho, i wouldnt miss that ! :b

[12weLvE]

illest poster

most loyal wu fan

most likely to die for the w

most likely to have an aneurism over cuban linx 2 release date

(That would be non other than ME!!!) :yes:

[12weLvE]

Most Dickrided User.

I like that one... That would be Wade, MsRZA and 36.

[12weLvE]

Some suggestions...more later.

-Why are your Posts so Pointless award.

-Step your Wu game up A.K.A you dont know shit about WU.

-Best Picture posted on Ms RZAs Thread.

-Most likely to have a few secondary accounts.

-Get a life award... Pimpstatic is on a league of his own on this one lol

-The neutral award...(This person is always around but is never loud or beefs).

-Die heart Wu fan.

-N and F bomb droppers

[CHRONZ]

Some suggestions...more later.

-Why are your Posts so Pointless award. -----LOL----

-Step your Wu game up A.K.A you dont know shit about WU.

-Best Picture posted on Ms RZAs Thread.

-Most likely to have a few secondary accounts.

-Get a life award... Pimpstatic is on a league of his own on this one lol

-The neutral award...(This person is always around but is never loud ^O^ or beefs).

-Die heart Wu fan. ^O^

-N and F bomb droppers

YAY YAY

[Gawd]

the too gangsta for wucorp award.
the comedy gold award.
the bigest racist award

[maestro wooz]

Cool idea....except I imagine Sicka and Wooz will be very bias. They should be removed from the panel.


youre making it very hard for you to win

[12weLvE]

-Biggest hater award (WuBizzie) I ll tell you, I dont know of a person whos 80% Plus of his post are Warcloud Hate post. Thats just ridiculous.

-Most likely to become famous--due to talent...looks, Rapping, producing, art???

-Best thread of the year

-The ultimate nerd award

-Biggest closed minded poster

-Best Mod award

-Most helpfull (in other words..."I need this instrumental can you get it for me," "I need this graphic"..."I need this song"..."where do i get this").

-Best grammar/writing skills.

-Best kiddie poster ---for the young gunz - 17 and down.

-Most likely to catch 36 Chambers on amount of post made in a year of so. (With 40 post a day, we all know who that is)

[Gawd]

youre making it very hard for you to win
lawls.....i figured sicka would of jumped all over that 1st...puff whateva

[12weLvE]

Heres a good one

- Most likely to be next MOD.

[Gawd]

Most likely to catch feelings on the intrawebs.....
most likely to take a post or thread to seriously
most likely to die b4 07

[MsRzaRecTaH]

Heres a good one

- Most likely to be next MOD.

Everyone knows Im next in line.. haha!

[Its Big Lu baby]

i wanna win something..
drunkest

[hectis]

i wanna win something..
drunkest


most drunk award

[CHRONZ]

The most bottles consumed on the quickest amount of time award

Nominate Big Lu.

[Gawd]

the vagina award....for the poster that acts like the biggest vagina.....and ill sing the vagina song as they come up to the stage to recieve their award...

*sings

some of them are hairy
and some of them are bald
but big or small
i love them all
and this is what their called.......
Vaaaaggggiiiiiiiiiiii vagina
vaaagiiiiihigh vagina

they call that thing vagina....

[Prolifical ENG]

The Self-Righteous Uncle Tom Award

given to a white person who drops the most knowledge about "the truth"

[MsRzaRecTaH]

The Self-Righteous Uncle Tom Award

given to a white person who drops the most knowledge about "the truth"

mhm thats a good one!! :learning:

[Gawd]

the least understandable poster.....

[MsRzaRecTaH]

the least understandable poster.....

godess?

[Gawd]

bigdane/general wise/genwises primary account user id.

[Gawd]

the biggest head award

[MsRzaRecTaH]

the biggest head award

ed

[Gawd]

how did sicka than aids get put on the panel? i mean cmon.....

[Sicka than aidZ]

how did sicka than aids get put on the panel? i mean cmon.....

cuz im cool with everybody;)

[Gawd]

Are you?

[Sicka than aidZ]

yep as far as i know

[MASTER PAI MEI]

The Self-Righteous Uncle Tom Award

given to a white person who drops the most knowledge about "the truth"

LMAO!!

[Sicka than aidZ]

an because im 30 minutez from da spot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lfCGewx6GLI

[MsRzaRecTaH]

u suck sicka!






jk

[Sexy Jasper]

Shittiest Sig
Best Name
Most Annoying Slang
Whitest Socks

[Gawd]

best pedophile/sexual predator

[Lil' Ruger]

Biggest post whore award

think i'll be walking home with an award .......well that doesnt really make sense but ya know what i mean...

[Rob Swanson]

Most Subliminal award

[mashqauck]

hopefully I win cutest cheeks or nicest anus hole

[Razorsharp]

effective poster

comedic poster

PWNER 1337 poster

considerate poster

post whore

[Lil' Ruger]

effective poster

comedic poster

PWNER 1337 poster

considerate poster

post whore


for post whore ur voting me right RAZA?

[TAURO]

I don't think I will ever win an award here because people don't like me enough nor do they hate me to the point of trying to show me up.

[Oztradamus]

Most Generous poster
Most likely to be banned

[Gawd]

laziest mod

[TAURO]

Biggest photo pic post whore.

[Gawd]

bigest penis and tightest vagina awards

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

there is too much cock sucking on this site

[Gawd]

biggest cock sucker award then?

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

ms riz hopefully....................pause

[Lil' Ruger]

*pause more*

[Gawd]

*crickets

[Lil' Ruger]

wait for it wait for it.....

[100pr00f]

the kung fu flick award.......

the most helpfull mod award

audio fourm award....i win for putting out the corp mixtapehahahaha

[Razorsharp]

for post whore ur voting me right RAZA?

why do u call my Raza? itz RazOrsharp

and no i dont need to vote.. u automatically win

[Lil' Ruger]

why do u call my Raza? itz RazOrsharp

and no i dont need to vote.. u automatically win

w/e yeaaaaa i walk home with the best award...

[mashqauck]

w/e yeaaaaa i walk home with the best award...

AKA the gayest award, even gayer than the gay award

[mashqauck]

Most Artistic Photos


IMO that would be SMO

[maestro wooz]

I don't think I will ever win an award here because people don't like me enough nor do they hate me to the point of trying to show me up.


nah, don't worry people, i pay attention to who's really contributing and i promise no dickriding votes, i hate that shit.

[Lil' Ruger]

best young MC......hehe

[CHRONZ]

Most Dickrided User.

nah, don't worry people, i pay attention to who's really contributing and i promise no dickriding votes, i hate that shit.

^O^

[Lil' Ruger]

blackest poster....

whitest poster....

[Eversick666]

best cast member and leading roll in a snuff film......these awards need to be handed out right away....

[Longbongcilvaringz]

most mysterious poster.

[Gawd]

the member most likely to poop on a womans face.

[L~>1<~NKS]

The most sexually frustrated poster.

[Gawd]

the poster most likey to turn shrap into the tazmanian devil of the intrawebs by making him say fag every other word and smash his rented keyboard with fists of furry and slobberish anger.

[SHRAP]

the poster most likey to turn shrap into the tazmanian devil of the intrawebs by making him say fag every other word and smash his rented keyboard with fists of furry and slobberish anger.

how the fuck can i even get a LIL BIT mad over what some pussy nerds typed into a keyboard while hiding behind a monitor? :lmao: stupid fags think i get mad on this shit while im laughin at how corny and stereotypically white they are :lmao:

[Gawd]

i dont expect you to get mad......i expect you to act out what i described.

we laugh untill our heads come off.

[Lil' Ruger]

i dont expect you to get mad......i expect you to act out what i described.

we laugh untill our heads come off.

you know all.........

[crass]

lamest mod.

[Gawd]

when is all of this going down.......?

[Sicka than aidZ]

i dont know iguess we gotta read thru this thread and decide what awardz we gonna hand out. i dont know, im thinkin we'll just go wit da 1st few posterz in this thread an save some time

[Sexy Jasper]

Member most annoyed by eD

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

*pause more*


get the fuck away from my pause mother fucker!

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

lamest mod.

wade for calling every great album not produced by 4th disciple mediocre (thats a thumbs up for wade)

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

whitest poster....

oldie by an infinite distance

[mashqauck]

best young MC......hehe

This could be anyone because most of the Mc's on the site are young. I'd probably vote for Spoken or Risk. Maybe G but he is gone forever :W

[Lil' Ruger]

best 13 year old MC

[Sicka than aidZ]

best 13 year old MC

lmao,yo self promote or some shit we'll figure out da categoriez we need material and all that shit im not diggin up every pic, producer,thread, joke, post,rap, what ever.check this out i am gonna go around doin research and shit but if im da only one ima win every damn thang get it. j/k but yeah letz get it poppin

:thumbup:

[Sicka than aidZ]

oh yeah if yall go to war which is probably inevitable i dont give a fuck i dont know about the modz, i think pro,36 and whoever got da final word here so its up to them how hard u can go at it. good luck

[Razorsharp]

best photos

best MOD

[num2son]

Spam poster

[TAURO]

I think the best poter awards should be split to different teritories, North america, Europe etc..

[MaXiMus Da MaNtis]

did i win yet?

[Razorsharp]

best west coast poster

best southern poster

best east coast poster

best canadian poster

[Sicka than aidZ]

I think the best poter awards should be split to different teritories, North america, Europe etc..



why?


i vote 36 for best mod

[Sicka than aidZ]

best west coast poster

best southern poster

best east coast poster

best canadian poster


piff getz da canadian vote

yall fagz make da niggest deal about a name to call your kidz




i just call em accidentz

[SHRAP]

oldie by an infinite distance

that was the dude from the UK who made these stupid ass threads in hip hop right :lmao:

[TAURO]

why?


i vote 36 for best mod

Because for one thing it's a lot fairer and prevents american bias. Not that I think any of you are crooked......well at least not in judging anyway...lol

[Lil' Ruger]

did you just call americans gay?

[Sicka than aidZ]

i dont know ask prolific

[TAURO]

did you just call americans gay?

wtf? if you were talking to me.....mm.no, that snot what crooked means.

[mashqauck]

wtf? if you were talking to me.....mm.no, that snot what crooked means.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SONNED HIM :spin:

[Lil' Ruger]

wtf? if you were talking to me.....mm.no, that snot what crooked means.

i know.....are u calling americans criminals?

[TAURO]

i know.....are u calling americans criminals?

What!!!.....Im calling you a fag for being on my ass.....get off your computer you have been here too long, time for a break......a year should do.

[Lil' Ruger]

What!!!.....Im calling you a fag for being on my ass.....get off your computer you have been here too long, time for a break......a year should do.

i'm appauled.....i only come on at night.....if you have noticed i do stuff during the day...tomorrow im gonna play a game of freeze tag in honor of razor.

[MsRzaRecTaH]

best photos

best MOD

Best MOD goes to................................................ ..


















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*D

[mashqauck]

I'd say woozer for best mod/jr.mod

[Sexy Jasper]

Wooz should defenitely be a real mod. His leadership is outstanding.

[mashqauck]

It is true. bUt Jasper is also gud 2

[Sexy Jasper]

No. I would take nothing less than adminship. If 36 offered me to become a moderator, I'd tell him he can shove it where the sun doesn't shine very often.

[Prolifical ENG]

iIguess we're good for the categories...ill lock this thread and the other co-hosts and I will decide which ones we will use.