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Gawd
11-24-2006, 12:38 PM
Whats going to happen? Oprah will marry a woman and her fan base will crumble thus tearing down her empire.
Whos gonna die? OJ Simpson. Lots of Africans. Many Muslims.
Whats going to be blown up? Something in Europe
Who will be arrested? Kevin Federline (for stalking his ex wife)
What wars are going to begin or end? Lebanese Civil war will begin. Venezuela will start a war with some1.
Who is going to be sodomized? Kevin Federline while in jail. And various women that have a 'run in' with Jasper
Which white entertainer will have a racist tape or episode causing them to apologize mel gibson/cosmo kramer style? Will Ferrel
How many more illegal immigrants pour into the US? 3.7 Million
etc etc etc etc come up with some more if you have a vision on it.....




LAWLS>

Cuchulain
11-24-2006, 12:43 PM
north america vs south america war begins
north korea launch nukes at south korea and japan
north afica goes to war over islamists (ethiopia, somalia etc)
iran, syria invade israel
the last polar bear will be killed
the wu release an album
in that order

Edgar Erebus
11-24-2006, 12:57 PM
HAPPEN - The megahit's gonna be a Rihanna song on Sweet Dreams cover

DIE - President of Slovenia (he's got cancer which he's curing with natural/alternative methods)

BLOWN UP - Paris railway station (nothing in US, I assure ya)

ARRESTED - few tens of thousands of Muslims

BEGINNING WARS:
- USA (+ some fake coalition) vs. Iran
- something in Africa fo'sho, prolly Nigeria

ENDING WARS:
- um...... I hope that Sudan shit, although it's not probable

WHO IS GOING TO BE SODOMIZED - thread-starter (again)

RACIST EPISODE - Mel Gibson (again), others are blowing such shit more or less randomly

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS - at least 2 millions

Big Risk
11-24-2006, 01:07 PM
Ed will try to lose weight and end up gaining more.

Eversick666
11-24-2006, 01:31 PM
world war 3

Gawd
11-24-2006, 01:37 PM
Ed will try to lose weight and end up gaining more.

this happens every year, thus making your 'prediction' somthing like saying you believe that you and your friend will get high for most of your worthless lives and make nothing of yourselves. it happens, its gonna happen its not a prediction its a statement.

btw you are my biggest fan. thay should make an award for that.

Gawd
11-24-2006, 01:38 PM
WHO IS GOING TO BE SODOMIZED - thread-starter (again)



This isnt a general wise thread.

Big Risk
11-24-2006, 01:54 PM
this happens every year, thus making your 'prediction' somthing like saying you believe that you and your friend will get high for most of your worthless lives and make nothing of yourselves. it happens, its gonna happen its not a prediction its a statement.
^You dont know nothing about me, but I know you are fat. so your statement is worthless.
btw you are my biggest fan. thay should make an award for that.

And I am the biggest fan of calling you fat and/or insulting you in other ways, yes.

Jet Set
11-24-2006, 01:57 PM
Wu-Tang Clan will not realease a cla album
A Son Unique will not come out
Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II will be announced again for the summer 2008
RZA will talk random lines about the cure
Ghostface will release another average album

Gawd
11-24-2006, 02:06 PM
And I am the biggest fan of calling you fat and/or insulting you in other ways, yes.

Indeed. You are like a leech. One who suckles from the fat to earn the hosts attention. One who needs to feel like he is seen.

GENERAL WISE
11-24-2006, 02:55 PM
Heyzues will liberate all the white people from their small penis lifes

(waits until people catch emotions)

Edgar Erebus
11-24-2006, 04:42 PM
WHO IS GOING TO BE SODOMIZED - thread-starter (again)
This isnt a general wise thread.

LOL, I forgot him and Sicka. Too bad if I changed my post it would lose point.

IrOnMaN
11-24-2006, 04:57 PM
Bizzy Bone will make a great come back, seriously.:hooray:

Prince Rai
11-24-2006, 05:02 PM
jesus will return

EAGLE EYE
11-24-2006, 05:10 PM
America will enslave Canadians

Ed will lose a nut while cleaning his guns (doctors replace it with a prune)

All radical muslims enter the US and form a circle holding hands around which ever stadium hosts the CMA's and blow themselves up thus wiping out all radicals and country musician super stars

Adopting middle class babies becomes the newest Hollywood trend

American Idol gets cancelled because Simon snaps and has a racist tirade

George Bush gets sodomized by Al Sharpton

RZA becomes a community college professor - he teaches Eastern Philosophy to a predominately Hispanic student body

Oprah and Rosie O'donell get married and release a steamy sex tape. They also adopt an entire orphanage from Africa.

36 Chambers becomes a massage therapist in Amsterdam's red light district

An earthquake occurs during a Gay Pride Parade. Republicans get blamed.

Robbydigital gets a job

The hole in the Ozone layer makes deoderant stocks reach all time highs

Jay-Z is nominated to become a managing director of the IMF

morgan
11-24-2006, 05:16 PM
Wu-Tang Clan will not realease a cla album
A Son Unique will not come out
Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II will be announced again for the summer 2008
RZA will talk random lines about the cure
Ghostface will release another average album

nail on head

Gawd
11-24-2006, 06:56 PM
America will enslave Canadians

Ed will lose a nut while cleaning his guns (doctors replace it with a prune)

All radical muslims enter the US and form a circle holding hands around which ever stadium hosts the CMA's and blow themselves up thus wiping out all radicals and country musician super stars

Adopting middle class babies becomes the newest Hollywood trend

American Idol gets cancelled because Simon snaps and has a racist tirade

George Bush gets sodomized by Al Sharpton

RZA becomes a community college professor - he teaches Eastern Philosophy to a predominately Hispanic student body

Oprah and Rosie O'donell get married and release a steamy sex tape. They also adopt an entire orphanage from Africa.

36 Chambers becomes a massage therapist in Amsterdam's red light district

An earthquake occurs during a Gay Pride Parade. Republicans get blamed.

Robbydigital gets a job

The hole in the Ozone layer makes deoderant stocks reach all time highs

Jay-Z is nominated to become a managing director of the IMF

Lawls.
Gold.


Amyway.......I predict that Oprah becomes a lesbo. Or tells everyone she has been.

Lil' Ruger
11-24-2006, 07:43 PM
jesus will return

co-sign

Gawd
11-24-2006, 08:10 PM
I predict pimptastic will change his name back and also have more than 10,000 posts by NOV 07

Lil' Ruger
11-24-2006, 08:19 PM
I predict pimptastic will change his name back and also have more than 10,000 posts by NOV 07

thats a fact.

CHRONZ
11-24-2006, 09:09 PM
thats a fact.
Jea, sadly :'(
























Jus playin !

Gawd
11-27-2006, 06:23 PM
i predict civil war in lebanon.
i predict a wu corp member will die
i predict that big bens seed will impregnate 100 women that he has never even met