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EAGLE EYE
11-25-2006, 01:43 AM
Ed gets my broken ps2, frozen steaks, and sam adams + my mini chopper

Sicka gets my "hand me downs" + skateboard

General Wise gets a trash bag full of the espestis insulation in my attic

Big Lu gets my beer bong + all my empty bottle returns so he can buy a handle of Captain Morgans in my memory..

Big Ben gets the Studded condom that this Asian girl gave me

Ms. RzaRecta gets my fuji camera

Kriszy gets my fake trees in my room, + my glass piece and my fountain

Jasper gets my hannibal lectar Mask

Pimptastic gets a couple expired condoms

Sun TZu gets my "Art of War Book" (2 seperate translations)

36 Chambers gets my 19 inch color tv (enjoy your interacial porn)

Prolifical gets whatever is left in my pantry

L1nx gets my maxtor hard drive with 70 sumthin gigs of stolen albums

Mashquack gets access to this 18 yr girl that wants me to dick her down

Shrap will get an american flag, some protein shake mix, some left over food, and maybe some fireworks if hes lucky.

Razorsharp gets my '99 Toyota Camry with 50% tint and JL speakers cuz his kind appreciates Toyota engineering, even if hes from a Pacific Island decent.

Snapple gets my lowrider bike (take care of it, that means polish it every so often)

Jcee gets my blood staind t shirt from my last fight

StrangFruit gets my ripe bananas and maybe some lifestyles condoms

Queen of Poetry gets my Spanish dictionary and every timberland product that
I own

Marauder gets my un-used credit card

Whoever Crook is he gets my black skully and black carrhart sweatshirt

Chronz gets my Up In Smoke DVD

Drew Diesel gets my football

Teknickelstylez gets all my weapons and is allowed to take over my name cuz I have a 100% clean record

Technician gets my IT related books

Num2Son will get my microwave and frozen dinners

TAURO gets my iPod

U-god gets my MAXIMUM laptop

Wu tang corp gets my debit card so they can throw a half ass party without me

mashqauck
11-25-2006, 01:50 AM
i am glad i get the 8 year old bitch

BRONZBODY
11-25-2006, 01:55 AM
i know i aint been on here in a min....but what about me????

EAGLE EYE
11-25-2006, 01:58 AM
Im sorry Im ive had a bunch 2 drink an hopefully will add others laterz, but keeep in mind i only have so many posssessions

EAGLE EYE
11-25-2006, 02:01 AM
i am glad i get the 8 year old bitch

recall: Jasper gets the 8 you get the 18

mashqauck
11-25-2006, 02:34 AM
yo robby foreeral though you gotta hook me up with a fine dine wine and grime type girl cuz i'm lonely as a motherbitch and my riddems are runnin low

Razorsharp
11-25-2006, 02:44 AM
lmao... i hate rice rocket people... but i guess ill take ur shitty car... lol

TAURO
11-25-2006, 04:32 AM
Sweet I could use an ipod, I actually don't have one.

Jet Set
11-25-2006, 04:51 AM
haha classicness

Sicka than aidZ
11-25-2006, 05:01 AM
yo jet whatz vogeltjesdansbende lid mean?

EAGLE EYE
11-25-2006, 07:52 AM
so since I'm not in your Will.........can I have your sig with Carl from "Aqua Teen HUnger Force" driving that white van and Mr. Big Head from "Roccos Modern Life" tagging along behind it?

Yes you can have my sig, and also my brass knuckles.

EAGLE EYE
11-25-2006, 08:09 AM
Jeru can have my entire liquor bottle display

EAGLE EYE
11-25-2006, 09:36 AM
Infinity gets these:

http://www.yardwear.net/blog/content/binary/Audio-Technica-Camo.jpg

INF
11-25-2006, 09:45 AM
Infinity gets these:

http://www.yardwear.net/blog/content/binary/Audio-Technica-Camo.jpg

Oh hell yeah! Somebody kill Robby!

*starts getting together a screen print for "kill robby" T-shirts*

snapple
11-25-2006, 10:02 AM
word up lowrider bike sounds dope to me, yea theres this bum on the corner who i could give some mdcondalds to, he'll polish that baby nice. good looks, you planning on leaving our planet soon?

Gawd
11-25-2006, 10:06 AM
Ed gets my broken ps2, frozen steaks, and sam adams + my mini chopper

ps2 for target practice. Steaks for devouring. Sam Adams for drinking or smashing a mourner at your funeral. Mini Chopper? like remote control? lawls

snapple
11-25-2006, 10:11 AM
jesus eD your signatures are something else haha

ShaDynasty
11-25-2006, 10:15 AM
i want robbys password and his gf
i got dumped last week

EAGLE EYE
11-25-2006, 10:19 AM
Ed gets my broken ps2, frozen steaks, and sam adams + my mini chopper

ps2 for target practice. Steaks for devouring. Sam Adams for drinking or smashing a mourner at your funeral. Mini Chopper? like remote control? lawls

no like this.....


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4631/dscf0004smallnf4.jpg

I keep it at my Ol mans cuz I cant ride it down my street (especially over raised speed tables)

INF
11-25-2006, 10:21 AM
i want robbys password and his gf
i got dumped last week

One time in raplevel camp, I almost gave Goddess the password for the CID Digital account.

Back on topic , If anybody wants to get down on these kill Robby shirts then they better hurry. I reckon we can sell them for about $3.50
and still get a decent profit split two ways , if we sell about 60 of them. Come on, even if you aint talkin bout RobbyDigital , everybody knows a Robby. It works out perfect for the consumer.:list:

Gawd
11-25-2006, 10:50 AM
no like this.....


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4631/dscf0004smallnf4.jpg

I keep it at my Ol mans cuz I cant ride it down my street (especially over raised speed tables)

Im afraid the suspension couldnt handle the fats.....ill pass it on to my son tho.

sosa you get dumped because of Kramer?

EAGLE EYE
11-25-2006, 10:54 AM
LOL there is no suspension. Its a rough ride, but it would be a riot to see you ride it ed

CHRONZ
11-25-2006, 10:56 AM
Chronz gets my Up In Smoke DVD

Fuckin JEA !!!!11!!1!1!!!

EAGLE EYE
11-25-2006, 10:59 AM
One time in raplevel camp, I almost gave Goddess the password for the CID Digital account.

Back on topic , If anybody wants to get down on these kill Robby shirts then they better hurry. I reckon we can sell them for about $3.50
and still get a decent profit split two ways , if we sell about 60 of them. Come on, even if you aint talkin bout RobbyDigital , everybody knows a Robby. It works out perfect for the consumer.:list:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f222/rjacobs85/letskillrobby.jpg

Those sweatshops are crankin' em outt!!

Gawd
11-25-2006, 11:02 AM
LOL there is no suspension. Its a rough ride, but it would be a riot to see you ride it ed


How many speeds is it.....sparks would be flowing from the bottom.

EAGLE EYE
11-25-2006, 11:05 AM
Well its 7hp subaru/Robin motor and will get ya going over 50mph. No joke. It comes with an awesome foot break that doesnt do shit, and a kill switch.

CHRONZ
11-25-2006, 11:06 AM
Tried fuckin on it yet ?
you can't just give away a bike thats a Virgin. naah mean !

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
11-25-2006, 12:42 PM
Technician gets my IT related books

Thank u very much Robby..I have to study now..|)

EAGLE EYE
11-25-2006, 01:05 PM
word up lowrider bike sounds dope to me, yea theres this bum on the corner who i could give some mdcondalds to, he'll polish that baby nice. good looks, you planning on leaving our planet soon?

Yes I am. Some local Scientologist stopped by the other day and sold me a timeshare on the Mothership. I heard theres a casino on-board also. Barry Manilow plays the piano on Wednesday nights.

snapple
11-25-2006, 01:33 PM
Yes I am. Some local Scientologist stopped by the other day and sold me a timeshare on the Mothership. I heard theres a casino on-board also. Barry Manilow plays the piano on Wednesday nights.

make sure you teach the aliens the way of jesus

Gawd
11-25-2006, 01:36 PM
I would give all of my boxer shorts to Sicka. Im sure he could free base some crack from them... lawls Ca chingz!!!111 . Im on fire today.

EAGLE EYE
11-25-2006, 06:54 PM
I was hoping to see other people post their own WILLS

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
11-25-2006, 06:58 PM
Respekt for the thread Robby..Really entertaining..

Gawd
11-25-2006, 10:57 PM
I would give all of my boxer shorts to Sicka. Im sure he could free base some crack from them... lawls Ca chingz!!!111 . Im on fire today.

I was hoping to see other people post their own WILLS

I posted my only Will just now. I just opened up my heart for all of you. Cant you see my sincerity?

I guess I would also give Chronz a gun. For whatever he saw it fit for.

But seriously dood. I want to be buried with all of my chit. Like my George foreman grillz.

EAGLE EYE
11-26-2006, 12:51 AM
Ed stop cookin' vegan burgers and post your fucking WILL goddamnitt

Lil' Ruger
11-26-2006, 02:20 AM
hmmmm well ill take a crack at it robby....

i'd give infinity my two broken bikes....

i'd give eD my oodles of noodles because i'm really the only one in my house that eats em'

i'd give dusk my comp so he can make a mixtape out of my lyrics since i dont think im getting a mic anytime soon....

mash would get his pick from any chick at my school.....or any chick i know(i've lived a few places so thats alot)

sicka would get my stuffed animals that i never really play with anymore (i dont throw anything away)

robby would get all my posts (he admires them)

gen wise would get paid lessons from robby on how to make a good thread....

shrap would get all my gangster stuff cuz he's so gangsta.....

kriszy would get all the sperm from my dick for if she ever needed a baby...

BigBen would get some of the stuffed animals for his daughter.....

ms RZA would get my grey hound because her kids need a pet i assume.....

Tauro would get my PS2 and all the games.....

bloohook would get my semi-non functunal gamecube and all the games....

eversick would get my homework....becaus it needs to be done by someone....

kramer.....would get my civil war rifle thats somewhere in my house.......

chronz would get my german shepard dog because he needs something to protect his weed.....

RAzor......would get a pat on the back and a firm handshake.....then a kick in the ass....

36 would get...............stuff.....


DID I FORGET ANYONE?

CHRONZ
11-26-2006, 09:49 AM
My Will

Knox aka Pimptastic, would get my sawn off legs & 11 Years of school books..... .. ( You need some height son' & "enjoy" those books... haahah )

Crass XXX, would get all my Rock/Ska/punk & all Non- Wu Tang Cd's albums for his Radio show ( Treat em well man, and enjoy )

ED, would get, a complete Video collection of "Drunken Disses From Overseas" made by me over the years & my Leather Chair ( that would make ya head come off, over and over and over again lmao )

Young Granger would get, my 12 New Era caps & my bass ( Tight Gear When Bitches Are Near...Enjoy! )

Mashqauck would get, A Porn tape from 86'& a statue i bought in Egypt, with a dude holdin a mean ass cock ( Have fun with weird lookin bitch's.. & you can do whatever you want with the statue. haha Enjoy )

Eric Unseen would get, my special edition "Eckó Dogtags" comes in 5 different colors + my Horror books.. (Every time you blaze, i'll haunt you !!! lmao)

Kriszy would get, My Tv + Surround & a special recorded greetin for the "high times" ( enjoy )

Robby Digital would get, my computer + Glass comp table + a gift card for 20 pint's ( Dope shiat, enjoy)


Gonna Update Later.

Inspectah_Dirk
11-26-2006, 11:10 AM
Can i have your mom dude?

Gawd
11-26-2006, 11:31 AM
Can i have your mom dude?

Lawls.

CHRONZ
11-26-2006, 03:52 PM
Can i have your mom dude?

i'll trade for yo momma!
and keep it in the family ya ?

Inspectah_Dirk
11-26-2006, 04:01 PM
i'll trade for yo momma!
and keep it in the family ya ?

If ur mom is hot, u got a deal.

CHRONZ
11-26-2006, 04:07 PM
If ur mom is hot, u got a deal.
Hot ? hahahaha lmao... naah she aint... you know what.. if you pick her up, shes all yours for free..
just remember i crawled outta that Virgina..

Inspectah_Dirk
11-26-2006, 04:09 PM
Hahahaha, good point..

But fuck it..ill come and pick her up anytime soon. Make sure her suitcases are packed.

CHRONZ
11-26-2006, 04:11 PM
Hahahaha, good point..

But fuck it..ill come and pick her up anytime soon. Make sure her suitcases are packed.

lmao Cool !
i'll begin to get things started..

oDoUoSoKo
11-26-2006, 05:37 PM
hmmmm well ill take a crack at it robby....

i'd give infinity my two broken bikes....

i'd give eD my oodles of noodles because i'm really the only one in my house that eats em'

i'd give dusk my comp so he can make a mixtape out of my lyrics since i dont think im getting a mic anytime soon....:cop: (?)

mash would get his pick from any chick at my school.....or any chick i know(i've lived a few places so thats alot)

sicka would get my stuffed animals that i never really play with anymore (i dont throw anything away)

robby would get all my posts (he admires them)

gen wise would get paid lessons from robby on how to make a good thread....

shrap would get all my gangster stuff cuz he's so gangsta.....

kriszy would get all the sperm from my dick for if she ever needed a baby...

BigBen would get some of the stuffed animals for his daughter.....

ms RZA would get my grey hound because her kids need a pet i assume.....

Tauro would get my PS2 and all the games.....

bloohook would get my semi-non functunal gamecube and all the games....

eversick would get my homework....becaus it needs to be done by someone....

kramer.....would get my civil war rifle thats somewhere in my house.......

chronz would get my german shepard dog because he needs something to protect his weed.....

RAzor......would get a pat on the back and a firm handshake.....then a kick in the ass....:clap:

36 would get...............stuff.....


DID I FORGET ANYONE?


Dusk's Will

KNOX WOOD GET MY MATCHES AND ARM AND HAMMER BOXES

ROBBY WOOD GET MY MICROWAVE AND BOXES OF ALUMINUM FOIL ROLLS

eD WOOD GET MY "THE SHINING" BOOK SIGNED BY JASON ALEXANDER AND JIZZED ON BY MY SISTERS BOYFRINED

RAZORSHARP WOOD GET MY FORTUNE COOKIE WRAPPERS

BORN INVINCIBLE WOOD GET MY LESBO COMMANDO PORN STASH COMPLETE WITH CAMO LUBE

SHRAPKNEEL WOOD GET MY COLLECTION OF NERF GUNS AND MONEY HANDKERCHIEFS TO WIPE HIS CHEST OFF WITH AFTER GETTING SHITTED ON BY COLIN MOCHAREY

SICKA WOOD GET MY COPY OF "BEACHES" ON DVD SIGNED BY YOUNG MC, AND ALL MY AIDS PAMFLETS FROM HIGHSCHOOL

VERNAKULA WOOD GET MY COPY OF "NO STRINGS ATTACHED" BY NSYNC, AND MY TAINTED DENTAL FLOSS COLLECTION

KRISZY WOOD GET MY SEVERED TOUNGE TO RUB ALONG HER RUSTY CLIT WHILE WATCHING "FRIENDS"

msRzA WOOD GET MY SEVERED DICK TO BEAT HER BRATTY KIDS WITH (MUCH LOVE DARLING!!)

gREEN BEE WOOD GET MY PASSWORD AND USER NAME SO HE CAN COME BACK AND HAVE eSEX WITH LHX ON THE REGULAR

EVERSICK666 WOOD GET MY ROSARIES

36CHAMBERS WOOD GET MY MIDDLE FINGER TO STARE AT AND WEEP TO WHILE TRYING TO REMEMBER THE LYRICS TO JUMP BY VAN HALEN

BIGBEN WOOD GET MY BARBIE COLLECTION TO SHARE WITH HIS DAUGHTER

WADE WOOD GET MY TRECHCOATS AND ANAL BEADS

JASPER WOOD GET MY PASSWORD TO "HAIRYASIANACCOUNTANTGENTLEMEN.COM", AND MY WAISTE BASKET FULL OF STICKY KLEENEX'S

CILVARINGZ WOOD GET MY RHYME BOOK TO USE AND REPLACE HIS OWN (THANK GOOODD)

GODDESS WOOD GET MY NEW BALANCE KICKS, MY KEYBOARD, AND MY WILL TO BEAT HIS SMALL CLAP INFECTED WANKER TO.



SOSA GETS MY KIRKLAND COSTCO COOKIE CONTAINERS, AND MY GIRLFRIENDS DIAPHRAM
....TO BE UPDATED.

EAGLE EYE
11-26-2006, 05:43 PM
Dusk is a sick boy. Ive got a decent microwave, but Ill be glad to take the tinfoil.

I could use it to make a nice hat to wear for when I board the scientologist mothership

oDoUoSoKo
11-26-2006, 05:44 PM
the hat might be cold though, so make sure to stick ur head in the microwave and press "defrost vegetables" to warm up!

ShaDynasty
11-26-2006, 05:52 PM
if i should die tonight

- ed can have my water pistol

- ms rza can have my dick moulded for her own pleasure

- pimptastic can have my hooptie for when he gets old enough

- shrap can have my chic records and the film 'chasing amy'

- mash can have my copy of 'foxy brown' cos he needs to know about real women

- lu can have the bottle of henny ive been saving

- big ben can have my black book, he needs a break

- kriszy can have first choice on the rest of my shit and you can fight over the kung fu and seinfeld dvds

oDoUoSoKo
11-26-2006, 05:59 PM
alrite sos. u gimme somethin i give u somethin,,,,ill start...

*UPDATES WILL*

oDoUoSoKo
11-26-2006, 06:01 PM
ALSO IF U WANT SOMETHING....JUS ASK CUZ I GOTZ IT ALL MAN...eloels

Sexy Jasper
11-26-2006, 06:04 PM
I don't know who Dusk and Sosa are, but they can have my Pokeman cards, because I don't care for them. Not anymore.

Kriszy can have my penis in a jar, Rasputin style.

ShaDynasty
11-26-2006, 06:06 PM
dusk you can have my penis enlarger i no longer have use for it

oDoUoSoKo
11-26-2006, 06:06 PM
I, am dusk. now u kno me.godbless.peace.1?

ShaDynasty
11-26-2006, 06:07 PM
I don't know who Dusk and Sosa are, but they can have my Pokeman cards, because I don't care for them. Not anymore.

Kriszy can have my penis in a jar, Rasputin style.

sosa is:
wu masta killa
drunken wu masta
cosmo kramer
blindfolded

oDoUoSoKo
11-26-2006, 06:07 PM
sosa, thank you, much appreciated, now my penis can reach my toes without me hunching forth.

Sexy Jasper
11-26-2006, 06:15 PM
sosa is:
wu masta killa
drunken wu masta
cosmo kramer
blindfoldedWow. I had no idea. You changed it because of the whole Kramer thing?

ShaDynasty
11-26-2006, 06:26 PM
Wow. I had no idea. You changed it because of the whole Kramer thing?

yeah but i wanna change it back now
the more i thought about it, the more i feel it has fuck all to do with me posting under the name of one of my favorite characters

in all honesty im more like george costanza but kramer is the ideal:
he has no job, many friends, hes carefree, and money and pussy unexplainably fall into his lap

Sexy Jasper
11-26-2006, 06:32 PM
Or you could just come up with your original name.

ShaDynasty
11-26-2006, 06:35 PM
Or you could just come up with your original name.

nah im just gonna use another fictional character or somethin lazy like 36wumastafoshizzledog

Sexy Jasper
11-26-2006, 06:37 PM
My original name here is Toastface Killah, but everyone thought it was racist.

oDoUoSoKo
11-26-2006, 06:44 PM
mines was "useaphilipinoboyasacocksling" apparentley it crossed the line or some shit.

INF
11-26-2006, 07:38 PM
I was hoping to see other people post their own WILLS



...if I was to die , everything I have is going to my son. Sorry Robby. I guess if I knew I was gonna die....I would give you my passwords, you know, since you was gonna hook it up with dope ass cans and all.

SHRAP
11-27-2006, 12:30 AM
sicka would get my stash

rain man would get my cds

murdah piff would get my collection of shit used for inflictin bodily harm on people

terrahawk would get my Gangsta Dick(tm) preserved in formaldehyde

that lil ass kid would get my collection of used white and black t's

none of yall bitches would get shit

num2son
11-29-2006, 12:11 PM
I leave nothing...but memories.

Strange Fruit
11-29-2006, 01:13 PM
jasp - i leave my underwear, and two cucumbers.
eD - my handcuffs. {pink and fluffy}
Chronz - my hubbly.

umm,,,

i'll be back.

Gawd
11-29-2006, 02:06 PM
jasp - i leave my underwear, and two cucumbers.
eD - my handcuffs. {pink and fluffy}
Chronz - my hubbly.

umm,,,

i'll be back.



jasper is gonna do something strange with your undies and them cucumbers.

Sexy Jasper
11-29-2006, 04:38 PM
I'll eat the cucumbers and wear your panties, Fruit. Or the other way around, I haven't decided yet.


"I picked the lock, sneak into your room
this is a pantyraid and I'm high on shrooms
when I rifle through your panties, crank up the tunes
When I'm in your tops I want to feel the boom
I grab a pink bikini and a white cotton thong
I roll 'm up real tight and pack 'm in the bong
Smoke all your panties, now I'm stoned
and with the music cranked up I didn't hear you come home
the door slams open and your screaming and yelling
you caught me nosing in your cookie draw, panty smelling
caught me red handed, I'm a panty sniper
I'm even known to sniff a ladies diaper"

Gawd
11-29-2006, 04:41 PM
beautiful. *claps/tear falls.

100pr00f
11-29-2006, 05:09 PM
damn i didnt get shit......i dont know if i want to give u guys my shit now

Gawd
11-29-2006, 05:11 PM
id give 100proof a bottle containing all of my stds on a single q tip. take with water.

Sexy Jasper
11-29-2006, 05:13 PM
100proof will get my smashed up PS3 because I remember him being a delusional nut about the PS3 a while ago. We cool dog.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
11-29-2006, 05:22 PM
LMAO @ this thread!

100pr00f
11-29-2006, 05:22 PM
nice ill still make a grand off ebay

haha

yea ilike xbox better cuz i got one

Kriszy Substance
11-29-2006, 05:51 PM
LMAO @ this thread!

CO-SIGN!

Not sure why I didnt click on this thread before...but I am glad I did. Fucking halarious. Robbydigital is a shoo-in for the most under-rated poster of the year. It's been sealed with this thread.

All my shit will go to my kid of course...however, I may for-go the whole cremation thing and donate my body to wu-corp for whatever purposes one could find for it. I've eaten enough preservatives that I should hold up for a while...not a bad contribution.

Thanks to all who included me in their wills...not sure which I am looking forward to more...Robby's fountain...dusks tongue...KnoX's sperm...Jaspers penis...fuck, I made out real nicely.

GENERAL WISE
11-29-2006, 05:59 PM
General Wise gets a trash bag full of the espestis insulation in my attic

(votes 1 star)

Jet Set
11-29-2006, 06:43 PM
I would just let all my shit be shared on a ftp server for everyone to pick out.