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shaolinsword
12-05-2006, 02:29 PM
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-japanese-super-safe-wii-safety-manual-218939.php

Bloo
12-05-2006, 02:57 PM
http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7152.jpg

Warning!

Do Not Attempt To Give Your Wii Drinks!!!

Your Wii Is Not Thirsty!!!

Bloo
12-05-2006, 03:03 PM
http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7149.jpg

Note: If your friend is getting the best of you in Wii Sports.

SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF HIM!!!!

Jet Set
12-06-2006, 04:24 PM
Genius shit yeah. I saw it.

36chambers
12-06-2006, 04:33 PM
I love the Japanese, they're fuckin crazy.

shaolinsword
12-06-2006, 04:36 PM
you seen the youtube version?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xQN7V-6g6j4

VDB-King
12-06-2006, 05:19 PM
xQN7V-6g6j4




Wii Safety: The Missing Pages

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Thanks to one of our clients in Japan, who just happens to work for one of the printing companies Nintendo regularly uses, we are pleased to be able to bring you scans of some of the missing diagrams from the Wii Safety Manual. These helpful instructions somehow got cut from the final, shipping version but are no less important when it comes to proper handling of the Wii.

UPDATE: Okay, we cannot tell a lie. We made it all up! But can you blame us really? It was begging to be done. :-)

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Ghost In The 'Lac
12-06-2006, 05:51 PM
top left, beware, the Wii eats babies.

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7153.jpg