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IrOnMaN
08-18-2006, 02:44 PM
Guys, lets hear it. :dududu:

tekunique
08-18-2006, 03:01 PM
http://music.donyell.net/beyonce/knowles-beyonce-album-back-4900844.jpg

seeems smart enuff, has decent personality, pretty face and a bangin body.:yessad:

IrOnMaN
08-18-2006, 03:08 PM
^^I don't like her. I've seen her interviews. She has a shity attitude. She got a wonderful ass, though. :)

JASPER
08-18-2006, 03:15 PM
Lotta Cuban girls got nice faces, titties and negromatic asses. Intelligence? As long as she has the common sense to not drag her teeth when she's giving dome else I might as well stick my dick in a border collie.

tekunique
08-18-2006, 03:19 PM
Lotta Cuban girls got nice faces, titties and negromatic asses. Intelligence? As long as she has the common sense to not drag her teeth when she's giving dome else I might as well stick my dick in a border collie.

many south american country chics fit that description, not just cubans..

argentina, venezuela, columbia, brazil they all fly

JASPER
08-18-2006, 03:27 PM
Yeah, but Cuban girls got the cutest faces... in my... opinion...

tekunique
08-18-2006, 03:30 PM
Yeah, but Cuban girls got the cutest faces... in my... opinion...

i respect that, as my preference would be natural blonde columbian/argentinians

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-18-2006, 03:44 PM
any Latina floats my boat!

stak84
08-18-2006, 03:46 PM
latinas and half asian half anything else broads with
decent personality

now looks take presidence i aint gonna lie but that will change over time

abasi
08-18-2006, 05:42 PM
It depends

If I just wanna fuck I want a chick with big tits and ass

But if I'm lookinf for some one to spend my time or life with its got to be with a pretty girl with a good personality and smarts

Gawd
08-18-2006, 05:47 PM
Guys, lets hear it. :dududu:

Every woman you find will come equipped with a mouth, some tittys, a vagina hole and an ass.

Not all of them come equipped with , love, thought, knowledge, compasion, spirit, strength, and grace.

eD has spoken.../thread

stak84
08-18-2006, 06:11 PM
knowledge^

Gawd
08-18-2006, 06:17 PM
knowledge^

y Thank You

ShaDynasty
08-18-2006, 06:50 PM
Every woman you find will come equipped with a mouth, some tittys, a vagina hole and an ass.

Not all of them come equipped with , love, thought, knowledge, compasion, spirit, strength, and grace.

eD has spoken.../thread

yeh but like the other guy said
if youre just fuckin it usually duznt matter about personality
if shes ya girlfriend she gotta be equally bangin and good personality

Gawd
08-18-2006, 06:54 PM
yeh but like the other guy said
if youre just fuckin it usually duznt matter about personality
if shes ya girlfriend she gotta be equally bangin and good personality


Fucking a woman for just the ass and body will get you the claps...

MsRzaRecTaH
08-18-2006, 06:55 PM
interesting topic I wanna see more replies

ShaDynasty
08-18-2006, 06:56 PM
wear a fuckin jimmy hat, douchebag!

Gawd
08-18-2006, 07:02 PM
wear a fuckin jimmy hat, douchebag!


Easier said than done with most men...and even women for that matter....id still rather bang a good looking woman with brains.......I mean really, how do expect to fuck a womans brains out if she is a dumb as a post?

dwell on that

btw...your douchebag comment will not be recognized by eD just this once. Shall it appear again, or any other attempt at an insult, and eD will be forced to verbally destroy you right here in this very thread....

kthx

SHRAP
08-18-2006, 09:18 PM
fragility and a dependent nature above all

deadlymelody
08-18-2006, 09:19 PM
I will refuse to knock a stupid ho. At l

deadlymelody
08-18-2006, 09:20 PM
I will refuse to knock a stupid ho. At least today anyway

SHRAP
08-18-2006, 10:36 PM
work the stupid ho

Jesus Christ
08-18-2006, 11:53 PM
Ok so here's what it is.............

Nobody wants fuck an ugly bitch.

Let's say your with a girl and she's fat and ugly, and really really fat. But she cooks, cleans, and sucks your dick all the time. Your happy right? Wrong, because your walking around the mall with this fat ugly bitch picking out nick nacks for mother's day and people are pointing and laughing- look at that guy with the fat ugly bitch. Then you get home, your fucking, but your shutting your eyes really tight and your thinking aobut that certain someone's myspace pictures...

But........


You can't be happy with a real fine bitch because- Everybody wants to fuck a fine bitch.

a. She's not sucking your dick because she thinks she's too good.

b. Your walking around the mall and you leave to the bathroom, you come back and Kobe's hitting on your bitch.

c. evertime you leave town, you gotta worry about somone like me running around your house with your shorts on his head laughing and giggling with your girl under the sheets.

so...............

That's why you gotta settle down with some ol' regular bitch.

But that ol' regular bitch will get boring, so that's why you gotta mix it up.

Call your neighbor, have him bring over his ol'regular bitch and switch it up.

Call over your brother and his wife.......brother's share right?

Call over all your homies from work one night, buy a case of beer and enjoy a spectator's sport.

Yes, you too can have marital bliss with Slippy's switch it up workshop.

Only $10.99, i'll come over and let you watch me fuck your bitch.

Oztradamus
08-19-2006, 12:02 AM
^ Lmao!!

ShaDynasty
08-19-2006, 06:31 AM
Easier said than done with most men...and even women for that matter....id still rather bang a good looking woman with brains.......I mean really, how do expect to fuck a womans brains out if she is a dumb as a post?

dwell on that

btw...your douchebag comment will not be recognized by eD just this once. Shall it appear again, or any other attempt at an insult, and eD will be forced to verbally destroy you right here in this very thread....

kthx

oh come on you expect me not to insult you?
youre very......insultable
youre fuckin gay dude, all the girls ive fucked have been hot as hell, but they were all dumb, i still enjoyed it a lot
isnt that the point?
hit and never call back

JASPER
08-19-2006, 06:39 AM
Ok so here's what it is.............

Nobody wants fuck an ugly bitch.

Let's say your with a girl and she's fat and ugly, and really really fat. But she cooks, cleans, and sucks your dick all the time. Your happy right? Wrong, because your walking around the mall with this fat ugly bitch picking out nick nacks for mother's day and people are pointing and laughing- look at that guy with the fat ugly bitch. Then you get home, your fucking, but your shutting your eyes really tight and your thinking aobut that certain someone's myspace pictures...

But........


You can't be happy with a real fine bitch because- Everybody wants to fuck a fine bitch.

a. She's not sucking your dick because she thinks she's too good.

b. Your walking around the mall and you leave to the bathroom, you come back and Kobe's hitting on your bitch.

c. evertime you leave town, you gotta worry about somone like me running around your house with your shorts on his head laughing and giggling with your girl under the sheets.

so...............

That's why you gotta settle down with some ol' regular bitch.

But that ol' regular bitch will get boring, so that's why you gotta mix it up.

Call your neighbor, have him bring over his ol'regular bitch and switch it up.

Call over your brother and his wife.......brother's share right?

Call over all your homies from work one night, buy a case of beer and enjoy a spectator's sport.

Yes, you too can have marital bliss with Slippy's switch it up workshop.

Only $10.99, i'll come over and let you watch me fuck your bitch.
HAHAHAHA


I'll take two with a doggy bag.

Gawd
08-19-2006, 12:23 PM
oh come on you expect me not to insult you?
youre very......insultable
youre fuckin gay dude, all the girls ive fucked have been hot as hell, but they were all dumb, i still enjoyed it a lot
isnt that the point?
hit and never call back

Lame try. tho you did use 'insultable' and 'ghey'.....almost d00d...you'll get it one day.

SHRAP
08-19-2006, 01:46 PM
Ok so here's what it is.............

Nobody wants fuck an ugly bitch.

Let's say your with a girl and she's fat and ugly, and really really fat. But she cooks, cleans, and sucks your dick all the time. Your happy right? Wrong, because your walking around the mall with this fat ugly bitch picking out nick nacks for mother's day and people are pointing and laughing- look at that guy with the fat ugly bitch. Then you get home, your fucking, but your shutting your eyes really tight and your thinking aobut that certain someone's myspace pictures...

But........


You can't be happy with a real fine bitch because- Everybody wants to fuck a fine bitch.

a. She's not sucking your dick because she thinks she's too good.

b. Your walking around the mall and you leave to the bathroom, you come back and Kobe's hitting on your bitch.

c. evertime you leave town, you gotta worry about somone like me running around your house with your shorts on his head laughing and giggling with your girl under the sheets.

so...............

That's why you gotta settle down with some ol' regular bitch.

But that ol' regular bitch will get boring, so that's why you gotta mix it up.

Call your neighbor, have him bring over his ol'regular bitch and switch it up.

Call over your brother and his wife.......brother's share right?

Call over all your homies from work one night, buy a case of beer and enjoy a spectator's sport.

Yes, you too can have marital bliss with Slippy's switch it up workshop.

Only $10.99, i'll come over and let you watch me fuck your bitch.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK THAT WAS CLASSIC

IrOnMaN
08-27-2006, 02:56 PM
I've heard that ass is better than pussy, but how? Is this a rumor or is this a fact?

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
08-27-2006, 02:57 PM
Ass is tight..This is well known..Pussy rulez tho.. :b

mashqauck
08-27-2006, 03:37 PM
I want to fuck a dirty ass so I get a little remnance of shit on my cock

JASPER
08-27-2006, 04:20 PM
I don't know, I have no vagina.

Hidden Chamber
08-27-2006, 04:43 PM
I heard Bella Donna's ass is better than her cooch

Cheech Da WildKard
08-27-2006, 05:11 PM
As for me, I wouldn't even want to put my dick in a chick's ass ..I mean, I done it by accident, LMAO, but, I pulled that shit straight out, and put it in the right hole, you dig.

I'll leave that ass shit to the faggots.

I love pussy, I have no interest in fuckin' a chick's dirtbox. She shit out that motherfucker, you think I wanna stick my dick in that? Fuck no.

deadlymelody
08-27-2006, 05:52 PM
As for me, I wouldn't even want to put my dick in a chick's ass ..I mean, I done it by accident, LMAO, but, I pulled that shit straight out, and put it in the right hole, you dig.

I'll leave that ass shit to the faggots.

I love pussy, I have no interest in fuckin' a chick's dirtbox. She shit out that motherfucker, you think I wanna stick my dick in that? Fuck no.

True talk. Well, except for the accident, that's fucked up.

Chief 'Broom
08-27-2006, 06:07 PM
ain't no way to put it subtle when i want the butthole

CHRONZ
08-27-2006, 06:11 PM
Hell naw, pussy is best...
If you pull out yo dick and it smells funny, you know something is wrong.

snapple
08-27-2006, 06:47 PM
if she asked id be ready to ride, otherwise pussy will do

JASPER
08-27-2006, 06:49 PM
A girl once let do go anal on her, but in less than one minute she told me to stop cause it hurt. 40 seconds isn't enough time to get a proper opinion, but it did feel pretty damn good. Maybe it was because her rectum retracted from the anal pain. Took me a while to get her ass ready though cause it was tighter than a 9 year old... no pedo

ShaDynasty
08-27-2006, 06:58 PM
dont care as long as i come
incidentally my girlfriend wont have it at all, she even threatened to dump me when i suggested it

Hidden Chamber
08-27-2006, 07:12 PM
iv never understood how fuckin a bitch in any fashion can be gay.
if anal fuckin a hoe is gay then gettin head is just as gay.


Haha! Yo i neva look at it in dat kind of way

snapple
08-27-2006, 08:06 PM
Haha! Yo i neva look at it in dat kind of way

did you think you were gay all those times u jerked off hahaha

Hidden Chamber
08-27-2006, 08:08 PM
^Ya Corny

ShaDynasty
08-27-2006, 08:14 PM
i just realized this thread isnt worth tha effort
any hole that a woman has is good to stick ya dick in, lets leave it at that

Hidden Chamber
08-27-2006, 08:17 PM
yeah tru dat

Mega Matt
08-27-2006, 09:28 PM
I mean, I done it by accident, LMAO, but, I pulled that shit straight out, and put it in the right hole, you dig.



hah word up mayne i did that before too! it was dark and i swear i thought i was down to the 2nd hole!

snapple
08-27-2006, 09:44 PM
^Ya Corny

son you're in a thread about shitboxes

Hidden Chamber
08-27-2006, 09:45 PM
so r u kid

snapple
08-27-2006, 09:46 PM
so r u kid


....?

CHRONZ
08-27-2006, 09:57 PM
Ass is okay, all im sayin is.. you can be unlucky and end up with a penis soaked in poo poo. lmao...

mashqauck
08-27-2006, 10:01 PM
Ass is okay, all im sayin is.. you can be unlucky and end up with a penis soaked in poo poo. lmao...

THAT WOULD BE FUNNY AS FUCK THOUGH! I mean think about it. She would be embarrassed as fuck so you could beat her ass and shit and make her suck your dick whenever you want or you can send pics of the shit on your dick to all her friends and she will be PWNED!!!!!!! LOL OMG FUCKIN L337!!!!!!@@43 :thumbup:

CHRONZ
08-27-2006, 10:10 PM
THAT WOULD BE FUNNY AS FUCK THOUGH! I mean think about it. She would be embarrassed as fuck so you could beat her ass and shit and make her suck your dick whenever you want or you can send pics of the shit on your dick to all her friends and she will be PWNED!!!!!!! LOL OMG FUCKIN L337!!!!!!@@43 :thumbup:

just bang hard and deep, and if you're lucky/unlucky take it as you want hahaha, :thumbup:
the "ring", will snap, and she cant hold her shit back from poppin out and soakin your dick !

lmao !

TeknicelStylez
08-27-2006, 10:12 PM
lol you noobs, you tell the bitch to dousche her ass before you run up in it, clean as a whistle... thats how them porno bitches do it

CHRONZ
08-27-2006, 10:14 PM
lol you noobs, you tell the bitch to dousche her ass before you run up in it, clean as a whistle... thats how them porno bitches do it

they always complain if you just drop a lil' hint man !

Visionz
08-27-2006, 10:16 PM
No, its not, assholes would have to be self-lubricating to be able to compete w/ pussy.

TeknicelStylez
08-27-2006, 10:20 PM
they always complain if you just drop a lil' hint man !

thats why you don't drop a lil hint you tell them wtf to do

I'm not interested in ass anyway, pussy is where it was meant to go

TeknicelStylez
08-27-2006, 10:21 PM
No, its not.


who was you talking to on that one?

CHRONZ
08-27-2006, 10:23 PM
thats why you don't drop a lil hint you tell them wtf to do

I'm not interested in ass anyway, pussy is where it was meant to go

I'll try and do that then...
and Jea pussy is better, as i said in first post...
Only thing i dont wanna get, is shit on my dick ! lmao

Visionz
08-27-2006, 10:28 PM
who was you talking to on that one?
Mayne, I just smoked a joint. I was referring to the title of the thread \

CHRONZ
08-27-2006, 10:29 PM
Mayne, smoke a joint

Aye aye Captain !

Visionz
08-27-2006, 10:32 PM
lmao^

CHRONZ
08-27-2006, 10:39 PM
im done now Sir.
any new assignments?

WARPATH
08-27-2006, 11:34 PM
I've heard that ass is better than pussy, but how? Is this a rumor or is this a fact?

This has got to be the GAYEST question of the year.

EAGLE EYE
08-28-2006, 12:07 AM
pussy > ass > earhole

Robert
08-28-2006, 01:23 AM
pussy > ass > earhole

haha

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-28-2006, 10:43 AM
This is comparing apples and oranges
They are both good to fuck and eat.
That is All
Yes
I am a Pervert
Hide your sisters!

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 11:56 AM
I've heard that ass is better than pussy, but how? Is this a rumor or is this a fact?

Transalation:

I've been thinking about going gay and I want to know if fucking someone up the ass is worth giving up pussy for.......because I met this really hot guy at the bar and he wants me to fuck him up the ass, but i'm not sure i'm ready to go that way because it's a really big step for me. So to help me with my transition into the world of homosexuality I thought I'd ask this question and see how hetereo sexual males feel about ass fucking.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

Well if that's your question let Slippy help you on your quest to test anal sex.

Ass is not better then pussy, different but not better. It's actually my personal preference to stay in the pussy, but pussy can only handle so much and then I have to go ass to allieviate pussy pressure.

Let's eleminate some of the "myths" about anal sex, and at the same time teach the kiddies the proper way of intiating anal sex with minimal tissue damage.

Myth 1:
If you go ass, your dick comes out all shitty.

This is false.....unless your fucking with some dirty bitch that didn't take a dump all week or she has the shits. You shouldn't have to worry about getting shit all over the sheets.

Myth 2:
If you go ass, your chick will shit all over the place when you pull out.

This is possible but highly unlikley......their are a lot of nerve endings down their and you might set somethign off. But more then likley you'll cause the girl to become constipated.

Myth 3:
If you go ass, then your gay.

Well this is also possible but not probable. If you can hold a hard-on while fucking a bitch then your proably not gay. If you can hold a hard-on while fucking a man- Then you are gay.

Ok so what have learned so far? if you fuck with a dirty bitch she's gonna shit all over you....but more then likely not.

So how do you go ass?

Well first you gotta tell your bitch it's ass night. Don't ask, tell her, chances are she's curious and she'll try anything once. If she says no, don't ass rape her. I dont' need people in Jail saying "Slippy told me to do it"

Ok so she's gonna let you go ass. Congratulations, now you need to make the experience enjoyable so she'll let you go ass again.

Here's what you do:

You gotta fuck her long enough to make her reach orgasm. This will make her relax a bit more. If you don't have any lubricants.....get the dick nice and wet from the pussy and spit. Yes spit on her asshole, spit on your shaft, get that shit lubed up.

Next.......press your head into her holiest of holy's and GO SLOW! If she tell you to stop. STOP!, let her relax, then push in another half inch or so. Take it a half inch at a time. Be gentle like a dolphin. Remember Dophin's are gentle.

If you just ram it in, she's gonna cry, call you a fucking asshole and probably kick you out of the hotel room.

ok so your in the ass now. What's next?

Slowly, SLOWLY, begin to gently thrust. Be gentle at first, she'll be getting into it, when she starts moaning in pleasure- that's when you start ramming that shit deep into your super freak.

Using proper anal technique will surely bring you many years of ass fucking and marital bliss. And if that bitch ever leaves you you can hit up her myspace and tell everyone she takes it up the ass.

DISCLAIMER: Slippy does not condone the act of anal sex. Slippy does not know of the long term effects of anal sex. If you engage in anal activity you do so at your own risk!

Skellington
08-28-2006, 12:18 PM
Ass is good if y'r a faggot, I prefer pussy tho.

I only get anal with chicks when I really wanna fuck'm up brutaly

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 12:21 PM
Ass is good if y'r a faggot, I prefer pussy tho.

I only get anal with chicks when I really wanna fuck'm up brutaly


Uh oh Big Benny did you hear that, he called you a faggot. Are you gonna take that shit.

Skellington
08-28-2006, 12:24 PM
I supposed to be scared now motherfucker?

zeppelin2k
08-28-2006, 12:28 PM
I heard Bella Donna's ass is better than her cooch

thats bc her cooch is like fucking a tent

a tight pussy owns an ass anytime

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 12:29 PM
I supposed to be scared now motherfucker?

YO that nigga's GANGSTA baby!

Skellington
08-28-2006, 12:32 PM
I ain't black you dumb fuck.....

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 12:32 PM
I ain't black you dumb fuck.....

Sorry........

Yo that Peckerwood is GANGSTA baby!

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 12:34 PM
I take it any way I can get it...............LOL

Pick a hole..............LOL

Jeru
08-28-2006, 12:34 PM
I take it any way I can get it...............LOL

Pick a hole..............LOL
:no:

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 12:36 PM
What? At least I'm honest................

CHRONZ
08-28-2006, 12:37 PM
lmao !

Jeru
08-28-2006, 12:37 PM
What? At least I'm honest................

A double nose fuck?Up for that? LOL

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 12:38 PM
What? At least I'm honest................

Thatta girl!

See chicks need it up that ass every now and again.

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 12:38 PM
A double nose fuck?Up for that? LOL


Maybe............what is it?

CHRONZ
08-28-2006, 12:39 PM
hahahaha

Jeru
08-28-2006, 12:43 PM
Maybe............what is it?

2 stuffed nostrils.Think of it as a pentration cold lol

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 12:45 PM
2 stuffed nostrils.Think of it as a pentration cold lol


Penis in my nose? Oh nah nah.........now that I would say no to..........not just that, but if his penis is that small........not worth any of my time..........LOL

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 12:47 PM
Penis in my nose? Oh nah nah.........now that I would say no to..........not just that, but if his penis is that small........not worth any of my time..........LOL

To penis's pressed flush agains your nostrils, so when they bust your brain will feel all tingly!

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 12:49 PM
To penis's pressed flush agains your nostrils, so when they bust your brain will feel all tingly!


EEWWW................then they cum in ur nose? Oh hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeru
08-28-2006, 12:50 PM
Penis in my nose? Oh nah nah.........now that I would say no to..........not just that, but if his penis is that small........not worth any of my time..........LOL
LOL, it's the new way of picking your nose lol

CHRONZ
08-28-2006, 12:50 PM
Dont be shy now.

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 12:51 PM
LOL, it's the new way of picking your nose lol


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! R ya'll messin wit me or do folks really do this?

Jeru
08-28-2006, 12:52 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! R ya'll messin wit me or do folks really do this?

LOL we're playin hon' LOL.

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 12:53 PM
Oh see.................u know how gullable I am Jeru............LOL

Jeru
08-28-2006, 12:54 PM
Oh see.................u know how gullable I am Jeru............LOL
LMAO yeah well the pick a hole comment just screamed for let's mess with her comment LOL

Robert
08-28-2006, 12:56 PM
This thread is pointless, half the ppl on this site havent even had sex, basically dude's asking the wrong ppl......

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 12:58 PM
LMAO yeah well the pick a hole comment just screamed for let's mess with her comment LOL


LOL.......ok ok ya'll got me!

Jeru
08-28-2006, 12:59 PM
LOL.......ok ok ya'll got me!
:hooray:

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 01:00 PM
LOL.......ok ok ya'll got me!


Caller my dicks in your ear. Want to take a message?

Jeru
08-28-2006, 01:00 PM
Hey Queen where'd ya get that sig?Cuz I'm lookin for the same only with I got scissors and enuff teddybears LOL

Jeru
08-28-2006, 01:01 PM
Caller my dicks in your ear. Want to take a message?
It's a prank call LOL

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 01:03 PM
Hey Queen where'd ya get that sig?Cuz I'm lookin for the same only with I got scissors and enuff teddybears LOL


It was actually an email someone sent to me of buttons.............

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 01:11 PM
It was actually an email someone sent to me of buttons.............

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b81/slippydapimp/4247605c.jpg

here's a better one.

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 01:12 PM
Prove it..............

Jeru
08-28-2006, 01:13 PM
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b81/slippydapimp/4247605c.jpg

here's a better one.
LMFAO

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 01:16 PM
Prove it..............

I'm not gonna pull a Big Ben and post my pecker online, I'll tell you what give me your adress i'll come show you.

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 01:18 PM
U mean stalk me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL

Jeru
08-28-2006, 01:20 PM
LOL he should get in line



















uhhhh...I mean...uhm...















































:dududu:

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 01:23 PM
LOL he should get in line



















uhhhh...I mean...uhm...















































:dududu:


I see u wit ur binoculars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

Hidden Chamber
08-28-2006, 01:23 PM
Transalation:

I've been thinking about going gay and I want to know if fucking someone up the ass is worth giving up pussy for.......because I met this really hot guy at the bar and he wants me to fuck him up the ass, but i'm not sure i'm ready to go that way because it's a really big step for me. So to help me with my transition into the world of homosexuality I thought I'd ask this question and see how hetereo sexual males feel about ass fucking.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

Well if that's your question let Slippy help you on your quest to test anal sex.

Ass is not better then pussy, different but not better. It's actually my personal preference to stay in the pussy, but pussy can only handle so much and then I have to go ass to allieviate pussy pressure.

Let's eleminate some of the "myths" about anal sex, and at the same time teach the kiddies the proper way of intiating anal sex with minimal tissue damage.

Myth 1:
If you go ass, your dick comes out all shitty.

This is false.....unless your fucking with some dirty bitch that didn't take a dump all week or she has the shits. You shouldn't have to worry about getting shit all over the sheets.

Myth 2:
If you go ass, your chick will shit all over the place when you pull out.

This is possible but highly unlikley......their are a lot of nerve endings down their and you might set somethign off. But more then likley you'll cause the girl to become constipated.

Myth 3:
If you go ass, then your gay.

Well this is also possible but not probable. If you can hold a hard-on while fucking a bitch then your proably not gay. If you can hold a hard-on while fucking a man- Then you are gay.

Ok so what have learned so far? if you fuck with a dirty bitch she's gonna shit all over you....but more then likely not.

So how do you go ass?

Well first you gotta tell your bitch it's ass night. Don't ask, tell her, chances are she's curious and she'll try anything once. If she says no, don't ass rape her. I dont' need people in Jail saying "Slippy told me to do it"

Ok so she's gonna let you go ass. Congratulations, now you need to make the experience enjoyable so she'll let you go ass again.

Here's what you do:

You gotta fuck her long enough to make her reach orgasm. This will make her relax a bit more. If you don't have any lubricants.....get the dick nice and wet from the pussy and spit. Yes spit on her asshole, spit on your shaft, get that shit lubed up.

Next.......press your head into her holiest of holy's and GO SLOW! If she tell you to stop. STOP!, let her relax, then push in another half inch or so. Take it a half inch at a time. Be gentle like a dolphin. Remember Dophin's are gentle.

If you just ram it in, she's gonna cry, call you a fucking asshole and probably kick you out of the hotel room.

ok so your in the ass now. What's next?

Slowly, SLOWLY, begin to gently thrust. Be gentle at first, she'll be getting into it, when she starts moaning in pleasure- that's when you start ramming that shit deep into your super freak.

Using proper anal technique will surely bring you many years of ass fucking and marital bliss. And if that bitch ever leaves you you can hit up her myspace and tell everyone she takes it up the ass.

DISCLAIMER: Slippy does not condone the act of anal sex. Slippy does not know of the long term effects of anal sex. If you engage in anal activity you do so at your own risk!

Yo slippy dat was funny i was lafin at summa dat stuff u sed:lmao:

Inspectah_Dirk
08-28-2006, 01:25 PM
I depends on what u do with it. I would rather lick a pussy than an ass :D
And as for the fucking, go with the pussy.

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 01:25 PM
U mean stalk me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL

Nah, it's not stalking if your inviting me over for tea and crumpets.

Hidden Chamber
08-28-2006, 01:31 PM
^U lick ass?

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 01:31 PM
Nah, it's not stalking if your inviting me over for tea and crumpets.


LOL............how about tofu and careb cake?

Hidden Chamber
08-28-2006, 01:33 PM
I take it any way I can get it...............LOL

Pick a hole..............LOL
So u say pick a hole, did u take it in da butt?

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 01:35 PM
So u say pick a hole, did u take it in da butt?


Yes I have................8O

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 01:40 PM
LOL............how about tofu and careb cake?

What the fuck? do I seem like the type of man that eats tofu? And what the fuck is a careb cake.

stak84
08-28-2006, 01:41 PM
no son, its like this, every once in a while you might want
to go mountain climbing, but most of the time you just
wanna chill on the grass, thats what its like, ass is rocky
terrain, not meant to be treaded on too much

the moral of this story is mountain climbers like butt sex
more than the average wutang listener

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 01:42 PM
Yes I have................8O

Prove it.

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 01:44 PM
What the fuck? do I seem like the type of man that eats tofu? And what the fuck is a careb cake.


I'm vegetarian and I believe crumpets (or whatever they r called) r made with eggs and milk......etc.........

Inspectah_Dirk
08-28-2006, 01:45 PM
Sex is heavily overrated anyway. Fuck it. Just eat bananas.

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 01:45 PM
I'm vegetarian and I believe crumpets (or whatever they r called) r made with eggs and milk......etc.........

So I guess it's safe to assume you won't be consuming my semen at our meeting over tofu and careb cakes.....

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 01:48 PM
Prove it.


Come here;)

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 01:49 PM
So I guess it's safe to assume you won't be consuming my semen at our meeting over tofu and careb cakes.....


LOL.......see I ain't say that...........:)9:(

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 01:51 PM
i wasnt aware that you didnt even eat animal bi products. interesting.
where do you do your shopping to buy stuff without any animal shit in it?


At the vegan store.........yes when I shop now I am at the vegan store for me (and my daughter), the regular supermarket for my daughter and at the whole foods store for my son for organic baby food.............

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 01:54 PM
what kinda shit do you buy?


At the vegan store? I mean pretty much things that everyone else eats but they r called something else..........like cupcakes made my someone else and with no animal products.......it's not like alien food.........LOL

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 01:56 PM
Come here;)


Now we're just going in circles. Ok, instead of your adress, let's start with your phone number then once you find out i'm reallly a nice guy, I'll come over and eat out your vegan pussy.

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 01:58 PM
Now we're just going in circles. Ok, instead of your adress, let's start with your phone number then once you find out i'm reallly a nice guy, I'll come over and eat out your vegan pussy.


LOL...........see ur buggin now.............where do u live? Where is liberty city?

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 02:00 PM
LOL...........see ur buggin now.............where do u live? Where is liberty city?

It's suburb of atlantic city baby !!!! now give me that fucking number.

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 02:00 PM
mm i wonder if going vegan for a lil while will help me wit my kage bunshin no jutsu.


I don't know what that is but I first began a vegetarian (I'm not a vegan) I lost alot of weight............

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 02:02 PM
It's suburb of atlantic city baby !!!! now give me that fucking number.


LOL........no it ain't.............give me ur #!

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 02:02 PM
I don't know what that is but I first began a vegetarian (I'm not a vegan) I lost alot of weight............

what's the difference?

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 02:03 PM
what's the difference?


Vegan believe in keeping animals alive........like they won't kill a fly they will set it free..........I will kill a fly!

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 02:04 PM
LOL........no it ain't.............give me ur #!

I can't be having you call the house, You'll know how to get a hold of me and I won't be able to hide from you if I knock you up.

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 02:05 PM
They won't wear leather............the only I won't wear is fur........

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 02:05 PM
Vegan believe in keeping animals alive........like they won't kill a fly they will set it free..........I will kill a fly!

Your mean.

Jesus Christ
08-28-2006, 02:06 PM
They won't wear leather............the only I won't wear is fur........

So is using lamb gut rubbers out of the equation?

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 02:22 PM
So is using lamb gut rubbers out of the equation?


LOL.........yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-28-2006, 02:50 PM
I take it any way I can get it...............LOL

Pick a hole..............LOL
Damn we would get along great...







































OPEN WIDE FOR DADDY!!




























SPREAD IT WIDER...













AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-28-2006, 02:52 PM
^U lick ass?
Correction, I eat ASS!
Its so fleshy and soft...
Yummy

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-28-2006, 02:53 PM
Sex is heavily overrated anyway. Fuck it. Just eat bananas.
LMAO!!!:lmao:

L~>1<~NKS
08-28-2006, 03:24 PM
NO - AND IF U DO ENJOY IT THAT'Z COOL, BUT NOT WITH JUS ANY BIRD FELLAZ, AND WEAR A RAIN COAT OR SUM TYPE OF ANTI BACTERIAL CREME CAUSE IF SUM OF HER CACA GETZ IN UR COCK - UR COCK WILL FALL OFF - AND U CAN TAKE THAT 2 THE BANK....:r

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 03:26 PM
NO - AND IF U DO ENJOY IT THAT'Z COOL, BUT NOT WITH JUS ANY BIRD FELLAZ, AND WEAR A RAIN COAT OR SUM TYPE OF ANTI BACTERIAL CREME CAUSE IF SUM OF HER CACA GETZ IN UR COCK - UR COCK WILL FALL OFF - AND U CAN TAKE THAT 2 THE BANK....:r


That is true.............ladies should never do this anyone.........vagina or ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 03:30 PM
Damn....why she gotta be a bitch?

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 03:31 PM
lol oh i seriously didnt mean to type bitch cause i knew u was around
i meant woman.


Thank you!

Queen Of Poetry
08-28-2006, 03:47 PM
LOL.........I don't know about all that............

BLACKNEFERTITI07
08-28-2006, 03:49 PM
I've heard that ass is better than pussy, but how? Is this a rumor or is this a fact?

it's a rumor.

CHRONZ
08-28-2006, 03:51 PM
it's a rumor.
Yo shemale...
You got a dick ?

IrOnMaN
08-28-2006, 04:02 PM
ill fuck a bitch in the ass right before and after she takes a shit.

Why?

mashqauck
08-28-2006, 04:04 PM
Why?


So you can get doo doo on your pee pee when she is done crapping. It's the funnest thing to do, I swear!

snapple
08-28-2006, 04:23 PM
hahaha 36 wifey sorry to hear your man can't handle it(reffering to your signature)

UNCLE RUCKUS
08-28-2006, 04:42 PM
Yo shemale...
You got a dick ?

hahahahahahaha

ilzPotent
08-28-2006, 06:25 PM
lol@this....

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-28-2006, 06:30 PM
Hi Potent1

ilzPotent
08-28-2006, 06:37 PM
hey big ben


well to answer this you gotta decide if you like honey buns or chocolate bars...

BLACKNEFERTITI07
08-28-2006, 06:42 PM
well to be honest i really dont know cause i haven't had sex.

ilzPotent
08-28-2006, 06:44 PM
lmao.... goodnight !!!! nor do you have a penis























or do you?

JASPER
08-28-2006, 06:52 PM
well to be honest i really dont know cause i haven't had sex. OH LOOK AT ME FOR I AM A VIRGIN AND EVERY CHANCE I GET I LET IT BE KNOWN THAT MY DEPRIVED VAGINA WEEPS AS I PLEASURE MYSELF.

You have no bussiness responding in half the topics on this forum. I hope your fear for dick leads you to headbutting a dagger.

BLACKNEFERTITI07
08-28-2006, 06:53 PM
lmao.... goodnight !!!! nor do you have a penis























or do you?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!! I DON'T HAVE A PENIS, I HAVE A PUSSY LIKE EVERY FEMALE HAS!!!! GOOD LORD!!:( :( :( :( :( :(

Sicka than aidZ
08-28-2006, 06:56 PM
OH LOOK AT ME FOR I AM A VIRGIN AND EVERY CHANCE I GET I LET IT BE KNOWN THAT MY DEPRIVED VAGINA WEEPS AS I PLEASURE MYSELF.

You have no bussiness responding in half the topics on this forum. I hope your fear for dick leads you to headbutting a dagger.
HAHAHAHA

crass
08-28-2006, 06:57 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!! I DON'T HAVE A PENIS, I HAVE A PUSSY LIKE EVERY FEMALE HAS!!!! GOOD LORD!!:( :( :( :( :( :(

^^^mmm that was sexy

BLACKNEFERTITI07
08-28-2006, 06:57 PM
OH LOOK AT ME FOR I AM A VIRGIN AND EVERY CHANCE I GET I LET IT BE KNOWN THAT MY DEPRIVED VAGINA WEEPS AS I PLEASURE MYSELF.

You have no bussiness responding in half the topics on this forum. I hope your fear for dick leads you to headbutting a dagger.

so fucking what??? FUCK YOU JASPER!!!!!

BLACKNEFERTITI07
08-28-2006, 06:58 PM
HAHAHAHA

AND WHO ASKED YOUR SORRY ASS TO BUTT IN???

Gawd
08-28-2006, 07:00 PM
OH LOOK AT ME FOR I AM A VIRGIN AND EVERY CHANCE I GET I LET IT BE KNOWN THAT MY DEPRIVED VAGINA WEEPS AS I PLEASURE MYSELF.

You have no bussiness responding in half the topics on this forum. I hope your fear for dick leads you to headbutting a dagger.


lawls.......

hectis
08-28-2006, 07:03 PM
Pussy is better but ass is good too

stak84
08-28-2006, 07:15 PM
hehhahahahahahah @ weeping vagina, classic shit

whats really good though shyheim, let that pusssy live

BLACKNEFERTITI07
08-28-2006, 07:16 PM
hehhahahahahahah @ weeping vagina, classic shit

whats really good though shyheim, let that pusssy live

nuttin much just tired and stressed out

L~>1<~NKS
08-28-2006, 07:23 PM
8O Damn This Thread Blew Up Since This Afternoon....

JASPER
08-28-2006, 07:55 PM
Yeah it blew up like a pussy! KAABLOW!

L~>1<~NKS
08-28-2006, 09:31 PM
^^^ OH, I LUV IT WHEN THAT HAPPENZ....:dududu:

SHRAP
08-28-2006, 09:45 PM
I don't know, I have no vagina.

:frusty: FUCK GAYEST POST EVER

TAURO
08-28-2006, 09:51 PM
I've heard that ass is better than pussy, but how? Is this a rumor or is this a fact?

No it's merly a diversion.

Sicka than aidZ
08-28-2006, 10:50 PM
diverse this:clap:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/jameztwo/graffgirls_02.jpg

snapple
08-29-2006, 02:49 PM
^^ those are weak its not a new concept so if hes gonna do that his chick should be fly as fuck

eVoL
08-29-2006, 08:43 PM
fuck a stupid virgin

a bitch who doesnt not give up the ass or puss needs to be beaten and subsequently publicly stoned to death

that's you shyheimchica

you bitch

AK Spray
08-30-2006, 12:30 AM
I've heard that ass is better than pussy, but how? Is this a rumor or is this a fact?


I guess it's a fact... If You're Gay.

mashqauck
08-30-2006, 12:35 AM
I guess it's a fact... If You're Gay.




http://www.billhenthorn.com/images/fun/images/buttman.jpg


HAHahahahahaahahaha

IrOnMaN
12-03-2006, 05:10 PM
http://www.bigbootyclub.com/freepeep.htm

^^Ugly bitches. =/ They have their asses to get them through life, though.:{

Unforgiven
12-03-2006, 05:25 PM
Having a big booty will overcome all. If I went to a club in the southern states, I'd definitely look for the chick with the biggest ass and tighest body...

SHRAP
12-03-2006, 05:43 PM
man them hoes aint even that bad, i seen a lot of hoes that are uglier than dem believe me

Unforgiven
12-03-2006, 06:47 PM
They call it onion booty for a reason, cause it'll bring a tear to your eye...can't go wrong with an apple bottom either!

Rebel_INS
12-03-2006, 07:14 PM
gotta say I'm not a fan of cellulite or however u spell that shit......

having a phat booty is one thing, having the skin underneath the cheeks look like cottage cheese is another......

Lmaooo

12weLvE
12-04-2006, 01:55 AM
LOL I remember this site...I found this a while back when I was obssesed with Black Booty. Well I am still obsessed, but not as much as I used to be.

Lil' Ruger
12-04-2006, 02:09 AM
50 cent...............(no homo)

supremecharma
12-04-2006, 02:12 AM
Ugly women with great bodies. are a pain in ass.

Inspectah_Dirk
12-04-2006, 01:39 PM
I def. DONT like those asses. I think they are ugly to say the least.

100pr00f
12-04-2006, 01:48 PM
gotta say I'm not a fan of cellulite or however u spell that shit......

having a phat booty is one thing, having the skin underneath the cheeks look like cottage cheese is another......


agree

zeppelin2k
12-04-2006, 05:45 PM
this thread wont og anywhere without pics

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
12-04-2006, 06:08 PM
I def. DONT like those asses. I think they are ugly to say the least.

co sign

IrOnMaN
12-04-2006, 10:09 PM
http://www.bigbooty4free.com/models2/O02.JPG

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/models2/O13.JPG

http://www.bigbootymovies.com/tpg/DCP_0001.JPG
^^This is one ugly btich, but she has got a GREAT ASS!!!!

http://www.bigbootymovies.com/tpg/DCP_0014.JPG

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/mysites/DCP_0741.jpg

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/mysites/DCP_0743.jpg

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/mysites/DCP_0747.jpg

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/mysites/DCP_0760.jpg

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/mysites/DCP_0766.jpg

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/picpost/promo1.JPG

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/picpost/promo4.JPG

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/picpost/promo7.JPG

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/picpost/promo9.JPG

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/models4/dl02.JPG

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/models4/dl04.JPG

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/models4/dl09.JPG

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/models4/dl11.JPG

http://www.bigbooty4free.com/models4/dl14.JPG

tekunique
12-04-2006, 11:09 PM
theres a word for it... its called BUT-HERFACE...... all nice except teh face.....|(

IrOnMaN
01-01-2007, 04:15 PM
Hmmm..... I'm going with black women on this because thier titays and ass are :clap: :clap: :clap: !!! White women have good bodies to but not black women, seriously. White women are pretty and sweet but.... you know.;)

Lil' Ruger
01-01-2007, 09:38 PM
this was important huh?

CherChezLaMarauder
01-01-2007, 09:39 PM
A white woman's income with a black woman's booty

ilzPotent
01-01-2007, 09:44 PM
lmao -

TeknicelStylez
01-01-2007, 10:07 PM
Latinas.

TAURO
01-01-2007, 10:09 PM
Latinas.

Best of both imo

12weLvE
01-01-2007, 11:46 PM
Best of both imo

You know it

Latinas 9:|6

snapple
01-01-2007, 11:50 PM
they all can get scooped, you have a lot to learn if you have a prefrence youngin

Bloo
01-02-2007, 02:15 AM
Latinas.

Sometimes, latin women are vicious yo. Let a latina find out you've been fuckin someone else. Might as well say bye to your penis...

12weLvE
01-02-2007, 02:21 AM
Sometimes, latin women are vicious yo. Let a latina find out you've been fuckin someone else. Might as well say bye to your penis...

:dead:

TeknicelStylez
01-02-2007, 04:50 AM
Pft, the only thing a girl is doing if she finds out I'm cheating on her is crying

Bloo
01-02-2007, 04:57 AM
Until she finds a knife

Skellington
01-02-2007, 07:15 AM
Asians

Frontal Lobotomy
01-02-2007, 07:23 AM
Scandinavian women are the finest in the world

Skellington
01-02-2007, 07:35 AM
Scandinavian women are the finest in the world

Eew yuck, those ugly milk-bottle, skinny, blond/white, blue eyed ones?? Nah thanks

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
01-02-2007, 07:45 AM
A white woman's income with a black woman's booty

1.000.000 imag. rep points to marauder :lmao:

tekunique
01-02-2007, 08:51 AM
neither, Latinas win.

EAGLE EYE
01-02-2007, 08:52 AM
asian woman

front.Porch
01-02-2007, 10:13 AM
..

Edgar Erebus
01-02-2007, 10:53 AM
Neither. Beyonce.

IrOnMaN
01-02-2007, 11:03 AM
^^^Beyonce has a shity attitude and has a deep voice. I'm talking about titays an ass guys, not pretty faces and well manners. Sex is the topic.;)

Edgar Erebus
01-02-2007, 11:04 AM
^^^Beyonce has a shity attitude and has a deep voice. I'm talking about titays an ass guys, not pretty faces and well manners. Sex is the topic.;)

And I answered bout titays an ass.

IrOnMaN
01-02-2007, 11:21 AM
Why is it that most women go for the deal dealers, abusers, pimps, thugs, and everything that's worst? I mean why would she choose a man that doesn't have a job, no education, he sells drugs, but here's a man that's going to college, intelligent, well mannered, has his own house, car, and all. It doesn't make since to me. She would rather have five kids by an asshole rather than ................ I don't know and I can't figure it out because........shit. I wish I was Indian or Chinese./(

Mentally Inferior.

IrOnMaN
01-02-2007, 11:27 AM
^^^Hmm... I find that VERY hard to believe, seriously.

Jeru
01-02-2007, 11:27 AM
like the old saying goes.....

"Nice Guys Finish Last"
Truth

Edgar Erebus
01-02-2007, 11:28 AM
Why is it that most women go for the deal dealers, abusers, pimps, thugs, and everything that's worst? I mean why would she choose a man that doesn't have a job, no education, he sells drugs, but here's a man that's going to college, intelligent, well mannered, has his own house, car, and all. It doesn't make since to me. She would rather have five kids by an asshole rather than ................ I don't know and I can't figure it out because........shit. I wish I was Indian or Chinese./(

Mentally Inferior.

Look...

They fuck with gangsters, but get married with doctors, that's what it is.

MsRzaRecTaH
01-02-2007, 11:42 AM
not really? maybe you looking at the wrong places?
i dont know?

EAGLE EYE
01-02-2007, 12:03 PM
The average girl wants to find a guy with some kind of behavioral issues that they would like to try an fix 4 him. When they feel they have actually accomplished something in a relationship it makes them feel empowered. The key for u nice guys is to fake like you got some kind of problems that make u look like a bad seed. Then flip the script on 'em 6 months later to show 'em your true self. Just dont get too soft or they will lose interest. You gotta keep 'em guessing and challenged in some aspect.

Edgar Erebus
01-02-2007, 12:09 PM
The average girl wants to find a guy with some kind of behavioral issues that they would like to try an fix 4 him. When they feel they have actually accomplished something in a relationship it makes them feel empowered. The key for u nice guys is to fake like you got some kind of problems that make u look like a bad seed. Then flip the script on 'em 6 months later to show 'em your true self. Just dont get too soft or they will lose interest. You gotta keep 'em guessing and challenged in some aspect.

Awwww, man, that always gets uncovered and then you look like Vanilla Ice. Betta be what you are, it's the only way that functioned in my case.

The Ghost
01-02-2007, 12:36 PM
like the old saying goes.....

"Nice Guys Finish Last"
I hate that quote.

MsRzaRecTaH
01-02-2007, 01:51 PM
^^^^hhaaa best shit i read!!

$inista
01-02-2007, 02:17 PM
I always finish last, I came 2 the conclusion that I can’t win however one day I will win, & I will be a winner & then some shit will fuck it up cause thats the story of my life

Unforgiven
01-02-2007, 02:39 PM
^ lol

why cus u always finish last?

:lmao:

Actually, yea lol. My last two relationships have gone that way, with the first one the girl saying she liked me, then 2 weeks later she didn't, she was just on recovery though and me being the nice guy, I didn't fuck her when I had the chance. The last one, I fucked and she cut me off for a 29 year old. I'm tired of bein' a nice-guy lol

MsRzaRecTaH
01-02-2007, 02:57 PM
I always finish last, I came 2 the conclusion that I canít win however one day I will win, & I will be a winner & then some shit will fuck it up cause thats the story of my life

we can win together!! ;$



I dont know I guess this happens to women too..
not all women are barbies.. some as myself have true feelings..
and strive for perfection.
blah I going to blow up my spot

snapple
01-02-2007, 03:15 PM
how can i find a sane woman, and how can i keep women from getting addicted?

EAGLE EYE
01-02-2007, 03:38 PM
how can i find a sane woman, and how can i keep women from getting addicted?

addicted to what?

TeknicelStylez
01-02-2007, 07:40 PM
Nice guys finish last because they don't have the balls to step up to a girl they are attracted to and woo her into submission. Stop being pussies and tell a girl what it is, cause it is what it its!

CherChezLaMarauder
01-02-2007, 07:48 PM
don't ever display any form of intelligence around a woman. that turns them off.

EAGLE EYE
01-02-2007, 07:51 PM
Women also killed chivalry. BONG!

Kriszy Substance
01-02-2007, 07:54 PM
don't ever display any form of intelligence around a woman. that turns them off.

smh...smh...bone collecta stylee...really?

Women also killed chivalry. BONG!

Not I, said the fly. How do you define chivalry by the way, Robbydigi?

EAGLE EYE
01-02-2007, 08:06 PM
Not I, said the fly. How do you define chivalry by the way, Robbydigi?



Chapelle said that in one of his stand up acts. I just felt like repeating him.


but you know... I see chivalry as in holding open doors, carrying groceries, giving a girl your jacket when its cold, helping them move, etc...

some women just wanna be super independent to the point where they dont understand what a helping hand is

CherChezLaMarauder
01-02-2007, 08:13 PM
For real. Like when a woman is taking way too long to get over the grieving of splitting up with her boyfriend. You try all you can to help her rebound but she won't answer the phone when you call her at 2 am.

Kriszy Substance
01-02-2007, 08:13 PM
Chapelle said that in one of his stand up acts. I just felt like repeating him.


but you know... I see chivalry as in holding open doors, carrying groceries, giving a girl your jacket when its cold, helping them move, etc...

some women just wanna be super independent to the point where they dont understand what a helping hand is

Oh, the reference went right over my head, sorry. Seems to me that you got a good definition of the word. I hear you though on the some women comment, but seems to me most women are not that way, independent. I will have to test your chivalry when we meet up on Portland.

lol @ marauder1...

ilzPotent
01-02-2007, 08:17 PM
For real. Like when a woman is taking way too long to get over the grieving of splitting up with her boyfriend. You try all you can to help her rebound but she won't answer the phone when you call her at 2 am.

LMFAO - uhh i'd take that as a hint....

CherChezLaMarauder
01-02-2007, 08:19 PM
shuttup. where's your phone, woman? I'm ovulating.

ilzPotent
01-02-2007, 08:21 PM
if i get a phone my stalker will find me.


im traumatized..... OH MY GOD!! I've logged in 2 times this week... tsk tsk...

CherChezLaMarauder
01-02-2007, 08:24 PM
my HotChick raydar's been malfunctioning. a hairless poosiecat icon appeared and i followed the lead. I ended up @ Dragon Express. I'll find you

ilzPotent
01-02-2007, 08:28 PM
agility mufasa agility..

The Ghost
01-02-2007, 09:03 PM
Chapelle said that in one of his stand up
some women just wanna be super independent to the point where they dont understand what a helping hand is
Its that damn Destiny Child song that got them started on that shit lol

CherChezLaMarauder
01-02-2007, 09:05 PM
should of never allowed women to vote. look at the madness now.