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ZigZag
07-18-2005, 02:24 PM
YEAH SINCE I AM THE G.O.D. I FIGURE I'D BLESS HER WITH MY PRESENCE

I CALLED HER A COUPLE TIMES ON THE PHONE AND SHE WAS FEELING THE GOD

SO I MET HER IN CHI.....

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch3.jpg

SHE IS SHY CUZ OF MY HANDSOMENESS SO I STARTED 2 BARRACADE HER MENTAL FORTRESS AND TOLD HER MY NAME IS ZIG ZAG "HOW U LIKE 2 HAVE MY 4TH BORN..."


SHE LAFFS A LOT WHEN I TALK CUZ OF MY DEVILISH CHARM...

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch21.jpg

SO SEEING THAT SHE WANTED ME SO BAD...I DECIDED TO TAKE HER ON A SERIES OF DATES ONE OF THEM WAS JET SKIING CUZ I'M A MILLION DOLLAR MAN LIKE TED DIBIASE...

http://www.wrestlinginformer.net/Ted_DiBiase3.jpg

SHE WAS FEELIN THE GOD CUZ SHE KEPT TRYING TO FEEL ON MY TIGHT PECS THAT I CAN CRACK WALNUTS WITH....

http://community.bonuslink.com.my/images/imgupload/Movie/hitch1.jpg


AS U CAN SEE MSRZA HAS A FAT BOOTY....I WAS STARTED SMALL TALK SO I COULD TRY AND PEEP IT

SHE COULDN'T WAIT TO TALK TO THE GOD ZIG AGAIN AND HAD ME TALK DIRTY 2 HER FROM WORK...CUZ SHE LIKE THAT KIND OF STUFF...

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch18.jpg

SKALE WAS IN THE AREA AND OVER HEARD SOME OF OUR CONVO AND WAS "STARTLED" CUZ HE NEVER GOT HIS MASTERS IN MACKAMATICS LIKE ZIG AND WANTED TO BE LIKE THE GOD....

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch11.jpg

SO HE ASKED MSRZA IF HE COULD MEET ZIGZAG CUZ HE WANTED 2 LEARN HOW 2 BE A SMOOTH OPERATOR LIKE ME AND BIG DADDY KANE

http://www.discover.de/img/interviews/bdk.jpg

SO I 2 MEET SKALE AND BLESS HIM WITH MY MACKMAN KNOWLEDGE....

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch7.jpg

I SKOOLED HIM ON HOW TO HAVE RHYTHYM AND BE MORE "ETHNIC"....

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch17.jpg

IT WAS HARD THO CUZ HE IS A WHITE KID FROM CANADA AND HAD NO RHYTHYM...AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE LOOK ON MY FACE I WASN'T IMPRESSED WITH HIS MOVES...I TOLD HIM "YOU CANT DANCE LIKE THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A FAG."

P.S. I HAD TO WEAR THAT LIME SHIRT (NO HOMO)...I FORGOT TO DO MY LAUNDRY

HIS FIRST ATTEMPT @ GETTING FINE LADIES LIKE MYSELF WAS GOOD AS HE TRIED TO TOUCH A TITY FOR THE FIRST TIME...

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch10.jpg

AS YOU CAN SEE SHE LIKED IT....AND SHE ASKED SKALE ON A DATE...

SHE WAS TURNED ON BY SKALES WUTANG KNOWLEDGE AND HIS GANGSTA JOHN TRAVOLTA FROM GREASE LEATHER JACKET AND ASKED HIM 2 COME HOME WITH HER....

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch13.jpg

HE GOT THE DRAWS....AND WAS VERY HAPPY....

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch16.jpg

AIGHT SO NOW BACK 2 ME AND MSRZA.....

SHE CALLED ME UP ON MY NEXTEL AND SAID SHE WAS DYING 2 SEE ME SO I MET UP WITH HER AFTER WORK....

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch6.jpg

"YEAH...SHE WANTS ME..."

SO I MET HER AFTER WORK AND SHE GAVE ME THIS DEVILSH LOOK..

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch1.jpg

(NOTICE SHE GRABBED MY WANG >=D)

THEH SHE WHISPERED IN MY EAR YOUR PLACE @ 8. (NOTICE MY DEVILISH GRIN) I SAID BET, AND TOLD HER 2 PREPARE FOR THE WRATH OF BLACK SAMSON...(NOTICE HER DEVILISH SMILE)

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch15.jpg
YEAH SO ITS 8 O'clock....SHE SHOWS UP @ MY PLACE.

http://images.zap2it.com/ltvimages/images/240/hitch_240_003.jpg

I INVITE HER IN AND TRY TO MAKE HER COMFORTABLE CUZ SHE IS VERY SHY WHEN IT COMES TO THE GOD

SO I GOT HER SOME CRISTAL CUZ I'M A GEE AND I ALWAYS HAVE A BOTTLE IN THE FRIDGE....

SO WE SIPPIN CHILLIN HAVING A GOOD TIME AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN SHE TELLS ME SHES GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM... SO IM LIKE "KOOL" GO RIGHT AHEAD.

THEN SHE POPS OUT THE BATHROOM WITH THIS ON.......


http://www.cafzone.net/v2stuff/thumbs/httpvieuxgarsfreefrPagesimagespostduvendredi081320 04evamendezjpg.jpg

THEN SHE SAYS "COME AND GET IT PAPI"

I'M WAS VERY HAPPY.........

http://www.news24.com/Images/Photos/20050218091900Will_Smith.jpg

I HITTED IT....THAN I DID IT 6 MORE TIMES...WHICH IS 7 TIMES IN ALL CUZ I'M THE GOD....

I WAS VERY HAPPY.......

http://www.news24.com/Images/Photos/20050218091900Will_Smith.jpg

MSRZA LOVE ME LONG TIME.........

http://www.rp-online.de/layout/showbilder/6235-will_smith_eva_mendes_AP.jpg

YEAH.....

I WAS VERY HAPPY........

http://www.news24.com/Images/Photos/20050218091900Will_Smith.jpg

SKALE IS VERY HAPPY........

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/hitch/hitch16.jpg

WE ARE ALL HAPPY.....

http://bilder.bild.t-online.de/BTO/promiskinomusik/Specials/2005/Hitch/Interviews/2731006-MENDES_20VALLETTA_20SMITH_20TENNANT,property=Bild. jpg


TRUE STORY.

STAY TUNE FOR NEXT WEEK FOR MORE "LIFE AND TIMES OF ZIGZAG"

STORIES LIKE....

ZIGZAG HAS 3SOME WITH MSRZA AND INSPECTAH DIRKS MOM...

http://www.cyberpresse.ca/slideshow/reseau/0502/images/79790cc.jpg

ZIGZAG TELLS A SCARY STORY

http://www.savacentar.com/photos/hitch_01.jpg

AND ZIGZAG GOES TO IRAQ

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10102000/10102064.jpg

:D

Prolifical ENG
07-18-2005, 02:31 PM
hahahaha good story. :chef:

PS that lime shirt is cool.....It just depends who can pull it off.

silex
07-18-2005, 02:52 PM
:clap:

ZigZag
07-18-2005, 03:18 PM
hahahaha good story. :chef:

PS that lime shirt is cool.....It just depends who can pull it off.
YEAH IM SURE THIS GUY CAN PULL IT OFF....

http://www.bravotv.com/images/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy/jai_bio_pic.jpg

:-\

Skellington
07-18-2005, 03:20 PM
wtf lol ,idiot....

Butter
07-18-2005, 03:35 PM
hahaha that was one of the best story's ive read in a while.

you really are a GEE.

Bone Collecta
07-18-2005, 03:50 PM
lol wow

Prolifical ENG
07-18-2005, 04:01 PM
YEAH IM SURE THIS GUY CAN PULL IT OFF....

http://www.bravotv.com/images/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy/jai_bio_pic.jpg

:-\


:no:

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
07-18-2005, 04:07 PM
^:lmao:

Welshkillabee
07-18-2005, 04:12 PM
thats a great story

Professor Poopsnagle
07-18-2005, 04:48 PM
i laughed my assed off. ZIG ZAG - YOU ARE THE GOD!!!!

Professor Poopsnagle
07-18-2005, 04:56 PM
haha i read it a third time........more!!!!!

ufa
07-18-2005, 05:34 PM
:lmao:
dope story

urbanlegendmf
07-18-2005, 07:40 PM
zig my son is gettin better wit the stories but he will never be as good as dad
if it wasnt for me zig wouldnt have gotten his license

http://www.roadreadyteens.org/teen_photos/Father_Son_with_License.jpg

Definitive X
07-18-2005, 07:46 PM
ZIGZAG=#1 Mackmatician
Bestow upon us your knowledge of the stroll, o Playalistic Deity...

LadyRectah
07-18-2005, 08:00 PM
Oh wow!! Lmaoo I knew u were gonna put her up too.. I had that feeling.. ure so crazy!!! go ahead continue with the story thou

Definitive X
07-18-2005, 08:03 PM
^^^That's it...that's the story...

Bedlam
07-18-2005, 08:08 PM
good story, best thing in general chat cept the Jesus Owned thread

LadyRectah
07-18-2005, 08:26 PM
For real.. . Im not religious or anything but.. . damn.. lol

urbanlegendmf
07-18-2005, 08:31 PM
ladyrectum has a small culo

ARCHRIVAL
07-18-2005, 08:32 PM
i laughed out loud

HA!

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
07-18-2005, 08:52 PM
HIS FIRST ATTEMPT @ GETTING FINE LADIES LIKE MYSELF
as Quoted by ZIGZAG

LMAO

JASPER
07-18-2005, 08:52 PM
I swallowed two raw eggs and found this picture

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/xfxckinghatemex/rory.jpg

I just wanted to share that

Yours,

Jasper

TERRA
07-18-2005, 09:22 PM
zig's a fag

JASPER
07-18-2005, 09:23 PM
Show your tits

Wu-Fam Specializt
07-18-2005, 09:37 PM
LOL Zig, you're a fuckin genius. Straight comedy right there.

O-N-E

kell16
07-19-2005, 12:05 AM
how funny is this shit?


lmao

SHRAP
07-19-2005, 12:43 AM
man this shit is so fucking funny even though im fat and goin after a white chick

netscape check two
07-19-2005, 12:53 AM
Story was ok, considering it came from Zig 'Big Rig' Zag. Though, that movie was lame.

Professor Poopsnagle
07-19-2005, 05:15 AM
http://img29.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-23078/loc177/098_jlo_butt03.jpg

Ghost Deini
07-19-2005, 05:20 AM
Lol

Decka
07-19-2005, 06:02 AM
lol

ZigZag
07-19-2005, 01:56 PM
zig my son is gettin better wit the stories but he will never be as good as dad
if it wasnt for me zig wouldnt have gotten his license

http://www.roadreadyteens.org/teen_photos/Father_Son_with_License.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZigZag
07-19-2005, 01:57 PM
zig's a fag
:no:

Big Bad Man
07-19-2005, 03:51 PM
HAHAHAHA! This shit hurt my stomach laughin. Damn... Ms Rizz will kick your baws man haha.

SHRAP
07-19-2005, 11:09 PM
zig's a fag
youre shook of the god

Inspectah_Dirk
07-20-2005, 08:06 AM
WTF man :D You funny....but don't mess with my mom, or i'll have u raped by all these guys.

http://members.aol.com/cherawhigh/graphics/athletics/04_var_football.jpg

TUCO
07-20-2005, 10:08 AM
LMFAO!!!! damn Ziggie!!!! u a fuckin master with the storytelin' kid! whoa i laughed hard readin that yo!....them "happy" pics were hilarious.....no fuckin doubt

PEACe

LadyRectah
07-20-2005, 03:30 PM
ladyrectum has a small culo And I heard you have a small penis.....!!!

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
07-20-2005, 03:31 PM
^:lmao: I NEVER SAW THAT LMFAO LMFAO


uhh i know NO SPANISH what does culo really mean anyway literally

LadyRectah
07-20-2005, 03:33 PM
ass culo asss culo assss ...



haha

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
07-20-2005, 03:40 PM
Hey Ractah I need to talk with U when U have a chance Queen

LadyRectah
07-20-2005, 03:41 PM
Yoooo ooo!!!!!!!!!

KidSha
07-20-2005, 03:46 PM
damn that was funny haha

""AND I WAS HAPPY""
DAMM HOMMMIEEE THAT GOT ME GOING!