View Full Version : Being an Internet Revolutionary

Ultimate Fist
02-23-2007, 08:18 PM

1. Create multiple accounts, preferably with different IP sources so as to add the appearance of credibilty to the truth. This is necessary as only we know it, but others must be brainwa-err convinced, for their own good of course.

2. Search for articles on websites that normal people don't go to such as prisonplanet.com, and repost those articles on various message boards.

3. Do not engage in any dialog about these articles as it may expose you for not actually knowing much about what you are posting and discredit the movement.

4. When replying to people, be sure to quote someone or provide a link to yet another obscure source.

5. Anyone who opposes you should be labeled a spy, law enforcement officer, or any other "part of the establishment".

6. Pretend not to notice when people bitch about what you are doing.

7. Make sure to tie together articles that are unrelated by any means necessary. For instance, if you post an article about a suicide bomber in Iraq, relate it to an article about E Coli from Taco Bell. It is best to use Bush, Jews or anonymous sources for this conclusion.

8. You must not have contact with actual human beings - ever. Interacting with people face to face may snap you out of things and cause you to forget your mission. You must not have a social life.

9. Always assume you are the first person to bring anything to anyone's attention and that no one else knows as much as you do about anything you post.

10. Do not attempt to actually solve any problems. To do this would require you leave the computer - then who will spread the message on forums and chat rooms?

11. Do not let anyone know anything true about yourself. To do so would create an avenue for people to question your motives or credibilty.

12. Get a snazzy revolutionary sounding name.

13. If you are white, front like you are anything else, preferably black.

14. Do not research the articles you post. Doing so would waste time you could have posted up to 50 other articles.

15. Do not offer any soltuions and try not to post any articles that do. This would mean you would be asked to defend a position. Since you may not have any knowledge about the situation or be up against a poster who is likely more intelligent, you may end up looking bad.

16. Hijack unrelated threads with links to articles or other threads you have created.

17. Keep a list of articles to counter anything someone actually types themselves. This is a great way to avoid all that typing and thinking yourself and frustrate the enemy.

18. Use "freedom of speech" as an excuse to annoy people and not respect the overall forum and its members. Crying "Censorship" may be necessary in extreme cases.

19. Never take the U.S.'s side in anything, and make sure everything is "their fault".

20. Anything that you cannot rationally explain or find an article to explain should be ignored or be blamed on an elaborate cover-up.

21. Hijack accounts of people who expose you as a fraud on message boards.

22. Post at least 30 articles a day and flood message boards, even if no one actually replies. The point is that we get the information out there to the people who don't care.

23. Delete topics that are against you or seek to discredit, ban or otherwise make you look foolish.

24. When the odds are against you, find a way to crash the site and hope the whole thing blows over.

25. Hack the site and display your own content, since it is in everyone's best interest to only be interested in what you have to say.

Ultimate Fist
02-23-2007, 08:21 PM
LOL this shit applies to so many people here.

02-23-2007, 08:25 PM
holy fuck

thats a good find man

02-23-2007, 08:32 PM

02-23-2007, 08:35 PM
Damn, how many people is this?

Sexy Jasper
02-23-2007, 08:37 PM
13. If you are white, front like you are anything else, preferably black.

14. Do not research the articles you post. Doing so would waste time you could have posted up to 50 other articles.


02-23-2007, 09:04 PM
everybody who copies and pastes full articles should be banned