LHX
02-25-2007, 10:07 AM
in the past i have tried to refer people to look into The Book of the SubGenius
but i am quite aware that approximately less than 1% of people who read that advice actually look into it
so
i will do yall a favor and reveal a few samples
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/LHX012/botsg/noblame3.jpg
yes - these incredible truths are disguised as humor
if they WERENT disguised as humor, it would be a violation of the law that it is not true unless it makes you laugh
now - a lot of people claim to have a belief or relationship with the most high / god / allah / follow the tao
but you can see that this clearly is not true for they lack a sense of humor or any true sense of Slack©
and when i say humor, im not talking about Goofy humor
http://www.weirdspace.dk/Disney/Graphics/Goofy.jpg
im talking about master of the universe humor
http://www.signals.com/graphics/products/regular/PK1162.jpg
you need to understand your own power and the flexible nature of reality
test it out
say something
and then contradict yourself immediately
and when somebody calls you on it - look them in the face and say 'i never said that'
this breaks no laws of physics
it is a lie, and it has the ability to cause mayhem
this is tremendous power that you wield
- you can create things that do not exist (mystery gods, chakras, spirits)
- you can send people to their death under false pretenses
- you can front and turn yourself into the wizard of oz
- you can try to build a bridge that will strengthen the link between every man, woman and child and elevate both yourself and the rest of humanity
and if you dont learn to use your powers responsibly - you get punished
when a priest convinces his follower to kill himself and a bunch of other people in the name of ________
it is an example of a man using his divine powers for the wrong forces
his trespass is not against the world, but against himself
the punishment is more intense against the man who gave the order than it is against the man who got tricked into doing the deed
thats basic math
a lot of people bypass the SubGenius shit as nothing but slapstick humor
if it didnt wear that disguise of humor, it wouldnt have endured as long as it has, and it wouldnt carry that eerie vibration of truth
this is your life
you are not supposed to suffer at the hands of other people misusing and abusing their abilities
you have tremendous power to do bad or good
instant gratification is your birthrite
remove yourself from the burning pulpits of hell on earth and seat ye in heaven immediately
-- END OF TRANSMISSION --
but i am quite aware that approximately less than 1% of people who read that advice actually look into it
so
i will do yall a favor and reveal a few samples
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/LHX012/botsg/noblame3.jpg
yes - these incredible truths are disguised as humor
if they WERENT disguised as humor, it would be a violation of the law that it is not true unless it makes you laugh
now - a lot of people claim to have a belief or relationship with the most high / god / allah / follow the tao
but you can see that this clearly is not true for they lack a sense of humor or any true sense of Slack©
and when i say humor, im not talking about Goofy humor
http://www.weirdspace.dk/Disney/Graphics/Goofy.jpg
im talking about master of the universe humor
http://www.signals.com/graphics/products/regular/PK1162.jpg
you need to understand your own power and the flexible nature of reality
test it out
say something
and then contradict yourself immediately
and when somebody calls you on it - look them in the face and say 'i never said that'
this breaks no laws of physics
it is a lie, and it has the ability to cause mayhem
this is tremendous power that you wield
- you can create things that do not exist (mystery gods, chakras, spirits)
- you can send people to their death under false pretenses
- you can front and turn yourself into the wizard of oz
- you can try to build a bridge that will strengthen the link between every man, woman and child and elevate both yourself and the rest of humanity
and if you dont learn to use your powers responsibly - you get punished
when a priest convinces his follower to kill himself and a bunch of other people in the name of ________
it is an example of a man using his divine powers for the wrong forces
his trespass is not against the world, but against himself
the punishment is more intense against the man who gave the order than it is against the man who got tricked into doing the deed
thats basic math
a lot of people bypass the SubGenius shit as nothing but slapstick humor
if it didnt wear that disguise of humor, it wouldnt have endured as long as it has, and it wouldnt carry that eerie vibration of truth
this is your life
you are not supposed to suffer at the hands of other people misusing and abusing their abilities
you have tremendous power to do bad or good
instant gratification is your birthrite
remove yourself from the burning pulpits of hell on earth and seat ye in heaven immediately
-- END OF TRANSMISSION --