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Sicka than aidZ
07-19-2005, 08:17 PM
i havent, but my cousins gotta pimp, he smaks her shit around...
one of my old girlfriends has one
ive seen pimps beat up broads,...even saw like a 65 year old pimp hit a bitch an he made her slang dope too...she was hustling on that block for like a day and a half...
"heroin junkie hoes"

oh yeah, i know a pimp who runs an escort service an makes mad loot.../

if you've ever pimped a girl out or are a pimp right now,...tell us non-pimps what it's like.

mashqauck
07-19-2005, 09:07 PM
i dislike pimps, playas, thugs, etc. because most of them are fakers. but real thugs are cool, the ones that dont brag about that shit. but the word pimp makes me think of 50 cent who is a bitch ass motherfucker.

JASPER
07-19-2005, 09:09 PM
As a matter of fact.. I'm pimping this bitch named Sickas Mom, I thought that was a strange name, but at least she doesn't spill my schlong slime on my beautiful couch when she's paying the rent

thwak
07-19-2005, 09:12 PM
no I haven't allowed one of my gardening tools to people and asked them money for using it.

Create
07-19-2005, 10:14 PM
Wack ^^


Oh Jasper I Am Pimping The Same Woman



Wow Much Alike Man

Sicka than aidZ
07-19-2005, 10:18 PM
that was wak^

awww, well, how much money u makin?

Sicka than aidZ
07-19-2005, 10:21 PM
As a matter of fact.. I'm pimping this bitch named Sickas Mom, I thought that was a strange name, but at least she doesn't spill my schlong slime on my beautiful couch when she's paying the rent
impossible, the bitch has aids...

anyways, seriously, has anyone pimped a hoe thats not related to me?

frosted592
07-19-2005, 10:24 PM
one of my friend use to be a pimp before he took 1year for armed robbery. He was always hanging out with those crazy hoez addicted to crack and coke. Them bitches were trying to get love out of him. I wonder if they even realize they were fucking for $...


as for myself I remember one day a friend of mine asked me to hook him up with a girl for a blowjob. I told him "gimme 5bucks and I'll find you someone"... Then I took him to that girl named Patricia and told her "hey meet my friend"... Later on she sucked him dry and everybody was happy... I was 14yo back then so 5bucks for nothing was a good deal :P

thwak
07-19-2005, 10:37 PM
no a hoe is the gardening tool, a ho is whore/prostitute/person who I go to on sunday nights.

TUCO
07-19-2005, 10:40 PM
no

peace

OwnageNinja
07-19-2005, 10:46 PM
My uncle was a Pimp.

TerroristTY
07-19-2005, 11:41 PM
The whole concept disgusts me....so,obviously thats a no...

SHRAP
07-19-2005, 11:49 PM
as for myself I remember one day a friend of mine asked me to hook him up with a girl for a blowjob. I told him "gimme 5bucks and I'll find you someone"... Then I took him to that girl named Patricia and told her "hey meet my friend"... Later on she sucked him dry and everybody was happy... I was 14yo back then so 5bucks for nothing was a good deal :P
ayo money is patricia still around, 5 bucks is a deal nahmeanuheard

netscape check two
07-19-2005, 11:56 PM
I was watching this documentary type show where they had some sluts on there with no place to live. They would give all their money they made to the pimp dude.

How stupid can these sluts be to have a pimp? Why wouldn't they just do the process themselves and keep all the money, instead of giving a bunch of money to a pimp.

SHRAP
07-20-2005, 12:04 AM
I was watching this documentary type show where they had some sluts on there with no place to live. They would give all their money they made to the pimp dude.

How stupid can these sluts be to have a pimp? Why wouldn't they just do the process themselves and keep all the money, instead of giving a bunch of money to a pimp.
so they dont get cut up by check two

netscape check two
07-20-2005, 12:08 AM
Skale,
You'd be the first dude to get rejected by a fiending, crack head whore.

SHRAP
07-20-2005, 12:28 AM
Skale,
You'd be the first dude to get rejected by a fiending, crack head whore.
i dont care bout what your mom thinks man

netscape check two
07-20-2005, 12:30 AM
Come up with some new jokes man. lol Those mom jokes are more played out than Lil Kim.

SHRAP
07-20-2005, 12:48 AM
but not as played out as... wait for it wait for it... YOUR MOTHA FUCKIN MOM

knewcheeze
07-20-2005, 12:49 AM
PEACE
i moved in with this girl after she begged me to....and when i decided to do it i also decided that she was gonna be my wife for life..........then i find out theres dudes leaving messages on her machine(mostly gay dudes)....i tell her to tell them to stop calling.....i tell her to stop going out with men.......she wouldn't do it.......so i stopped working and lived 3 years rent free with the bitch......i mean.....im a broke motherfucker......i move all my shit up to Brooklyn and she can't even stop hanging out with men???? Damn....i don't hang out with women.......anyways....it was a fun 3 years.......i barely left the block.....
anyways....thats not pimping but thats playing.......damn i didn't even have the stomach to be a player....

SHRAP
07-20-2005, 12:51 AM
PEACE
i moved in with this girl after she begged me to....and when i decided to do it i also decided that she was gonna be my wife for life..........then i find out theres dudes leaving messages on her machine(mostly gay dudes)....i tell her to tell them to stop calling.....i tell her to stop going out with men.......she wouldn't do it.......so i stopped working and lived 3 years rent free with the bitch......i mean.....im a broke motherfucker......i move all my shit up to Brooklyn and she can't even stop hanging out with men???? Damn....i don't hang out with women.......anyways....it was a fun 3 years.......i barely left the block.....
anyways....thats not pimping but thats playing.......damn i didn't even have the stomach to be a player....
NIIIIICE

netscape check two
07-20-2005, 12:56 AM
knowcheeze,
No offense, but your story was all over the place.

knewcheeze
07-20-2005, 12:58 AM
PEACE
all over the place huh????
well.....if you gots a question then ask it....
i thought it was the best post ever in the history of the internet

netscape check two
07-20-2005, 01:00 AM
You said you weren't working for the three years that you were living with that girl, but you said that you weren't pimping her, so what were you doing?

SHRAP
07-20-2005, 01:01 AM
he said he was living with her rent free and not working, learn 2 read

knewcheeze
07-20-2005, 01:07 AM
PEACE
A Pimp is someone who has bitches turning tricks and then giving him(the pimp) the money.........thats a pimp.....thats the only pimp there is......

A player is someone who uses women for money, sex or whatever else......

I wasn't working......i picked up a few dollars here and there which went towards weed......what was i doing????
Walking around Medina with a magic marker....going to the library at grand army plaza.....making beats.....being mysterious as possible!!!!!!!!!

netscape check two
07-20-2005, 01:10 AM
Skale,
Do you ever leave here, goat boy?

SHRAP
07-20-2005, 01:33 AM
i wish i didnt son, i wish i could sit at my computer all day every day and drink orange juice and eat ice cream and have money poppin outta nowhere so i could hit the clubs in a new outfit everytime whenever i get tired of eatin ice cream

Rebel_INS
07-20-2005, 02:06 AM
i dislike pimps, playas, thugs, etc. because most of them are fakers. but real thugs are cool, the ones that dont brag about that shit. but the word pimp makes me think of 50 cent who is a bitch ass motherfucker.
Hahahaha 50 Cent lol

Sicka than aidZ
07-20-2005, 03:37 AM
Wtf, Check, You Posted About Pimpin, Now Go Away, Why Beef On The Net, Your Turnin This Into One Of Those Threads That Get Tossed......start Your Own Thread An Get It Locked, What The Hell U 2 Fighting For Anyways. Peace

Godess
07-20-2005, 06:36 AM
That's pathetic.

Inspectah_Dirk
07-20-2005, 07:57 AM
I ran an escort service in High School. I pimped almost every hot girl there was. I made some mad money with it. Now i can just chill and relax at my yacht in St. Tropez.

Skellington
07-20-2005, 08:19 AM
What...a.......fucked...up...thread.......

U must be stupid man.....

frosted592
07-20-2005, 02:09 PM
ayo money is patricia still around, 5 bucks is a deal nahmeanuheard
Last time I saw her she slapped me cuz I told her about it...

I still don't know if she's mad because I only gave her a 5$ worth or if it's the whole concept of being a hoe that disgust her.

whaeva
07-20-2005, 02:32 PM
fuk all those who are directly involved in da profit of human slavery

whaeva
07-20-2005, 02:35 PM
I was watching this documentary type show where they had some sluts on there with no place to live. They would give all their money they made to the pimp dude.

How stupid can these sluts be to have a pimp? Why wouldn't they just do the process themselves and keep all the money, instead of giving a bunch of money to a pimp. 1 instance: cause they would need 2 find places 2 work whilst the pimps would run those said areas, in turn those would get sent to the hospital &/or the morgue without paying dues 2 those pimps..

whaeva
07-20-2005, 02:39 PM
I ran an escort service in High School. I pimped almost every hot girl there was. I made some mad money with it. Now i can just chill and relax at my yacht in St. Tropez.
proud arent u }:|

Sicka than aidZ
07-20-2005, 06:04 PM
I ran an escort service in High School. I pimped almost every hot girl there was. I made some mad money with it. Now i can just chill and relax at my yacht in St. Tropez.
naw, whether your telling the truth or not, i dont care...but i met these escort's man an they were fly as hell...the boss would do whatever for money so he was technically a pimp......but yeah, those girls were stacked,....fuck, i musta bounced around yakima for 2 days with these girls cuz my cousin somehow knew them real well an there was an actual escort/hooker/pimp banquet we went to, it was fun, i got laid for free,...i almost burned our hotel down, but thats a different story........it wasnt human slavery, that's how the girls made there bread at night.....but yeah, i definantly wanna run an escort service...3 days an that became a goal was to be a pimp.....ive given that goal up cuz i dont wanna get rapped up into drugs an people like that guy whose posting in orange...i dont wanna deal with that kinda shit.....yeah man, human slavery sucks.....thats why in Nevada, prostitution is legal......

start a different thread for that shit will ya,.. or else keep your triple posts to yourself

ufa
07-20-2005, 06:08 PM
one of my friend use to be a pimp before he took 1year for armed robbery. He was always hanging out with those crazy hoez addicted to crack and coke. Them bitches were trying to get love out of him. I wonder if they even realize they were fucking for $...


as for myself I remember one day a friend of mine asked me to hook him up with a girl for a blowjob. I told him "gimme 5bucks and I'll find you someone"... Then I took him to that girl named Patricia and told her "hey meet my friend"... Later on she sucked him dry and everybody was happy... I was 14yo back then so 5bucks for nothing was a good deal :P damn, frosted
u are the real P.I.M.P.

where your bitches at??? :) :lmao: j/k

ZigZag
07-20-2005, 06:23 PM
i dont care bout what your mom thinks man
HAHAHAHAHA

netscape check two
07-20-2005, 08:38 PM
Wtf, Check, You Posted About Pimpin, Now Go Away, Why Beef On The Net, Your Turnin This Into One Of Those Threads That Get Tossed......start Your Own Thread An Get It Locked, What The Hell U 2 Fighting For Anyways. Peace

If you would have read the whole thread, you would have seen that Skale was the one who came at me first with a comment. So don't be trying to call me out. And don't tell me to go away, I'll go where ever the hell I want. Your thread isn't getting tossed. :mmmyah:

Sicka than aidZ
07-20-2005, 08:47 PM
i dont care man, you ever pimp a ho or what??......what about Skale,...where's all your ho's skale?......and who gives a fuck about a spelling,..obvious Mr. dictionary and the dude in orange r virgins, or they're gayhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/jameztwo/smiley3some.gif.

peace check/skale no doubt..."we tell them ho's all the time "bitch! get in my car"

SHRAP
07-20-2005, 11:00 PM
Last time I saw her she slapped me cuz I told her about it...

I still don't know if she's mad because I only gave her a 5$ worth or if it's the whole concept of being a hoe that disgust her.
she rather be a slut and not get paid? what a triflin ass trick

Sicka than aidZ
07-21-2005, 02:37 AM
hahahahaaaaa!

knewcheeze
07-21-2005, 03:06 AM
PEACE
the pimp is basically a mad scientist who plays with the two oppposing forces in the universe and creates electricity(money)......
the pimp is aware that there is 2 sexual universes on the planet.....there is the square universe where its marriage and children.......and then there is the other foul universe........a bitch is a bitch and if she gets with a square man she will do nothing but bring him harm......the pimp knows this so there is no shame in keeping a bitch smack dap in the middle of the "foul universe" or else she will destroy another square man.......the pimp knows that a square girl who dresses in tight shit and cleavage is one second away from bitchdom......these types of "square bitches" are usually magnetized to the "players"....players are not pimps........players walk that line beetween the 2 universes.....if you notice alot of college students and professional types are players......actually those players who are out for pussy are actually tricks........
im sorry....if you fuck a bitch or even a "square bitch" and she isn't making you rich then you are a trick........you have a one night stand with vivica fox then you a trick...........the master pimps have actually strengthened my committment to completely avoid that other universe......i won't even look at a girl unless she is dressed like Jesus moms.......


bottom line.......either you pimp the bitch or you turn the bitch into a Queen.....anything else and you are a trick!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sicka than aidZ
07-21-2005, 03:09 AM
yo pimpology knowcheese nigga knowledge ya heard...lmao!!

U-Samurai
07-21-2005, 03:53 AM
Yep.

Sicka than aidZ
08-08-2005, 06:02 PM
yeah, this one's dope too

WARPATH
08-08-2005, 07:00 PM
Ok sicka you want a pimp story....

I live on the reservation but my crew lives in Denver CO about 400 miles from here. They use to use my place as the jump off when they were running digital. Anywayz one day some of my crew was coming back from a long trip from the east coast and wanted to visit with me for a weekend before going back to Denver. At the time there's this town whore we all call her skoochie or she's better known as KellyHo! around here. I use to work with this bitch -she was a straight up ho she would sexually harass the fellas at work. Anywayz
she wanted to party with me cuz of my crew was in town and she wanted to get hit- so I told her to get some friendz and he would throw down for some beer and party. There was four of us and she brought one friend a pretty girl I didn't know her too well name Kady- I told my crew we could do better but they were like nah this is cool let's run with the town whores we might all get some ass. So we bought a shit load of beer. We kept serving them drink after drink and they kept snorting line after line. These bitches were hard core,- as the sun started to come up I blanked out. When I woke up I was in my bed and my crew was gone. I went to work and Seen Kellyho and this what she siad

After we ran out of beer your homeboyz wanted to go back to Denver and They asked if you me and my friend Kady to go with them. Kady jumped in with them and we followed for awhile but I was to drunk to drive so I dropped you off and went home.

So Kady went to Denver? I hadn't talked to my cousin for about 3 months then one of my homeis was killed so I went to the services. I saw my friend Killah from NY.

"Yo! you know any other hoes like that? Send some more down this way. That kady bitch made me a grip of money. I had that bitch on the block sucking dick. I'm saying- I had that bitch in fish nets and a mini skirt no panties serving fools."

He's telling me this while holding my little daughter-" man c'mon don't tell me that shit while your holding my little girl"

So as it turns out my cousin took Kady and she was staying with him and some of my other friends as some in home pussy type deal. She would cook and clean. Well It didn't last too long becuase my homies girlfriends didn't like her living with them. Plus she started stealing from them so they kicked her out. She didn't have no money and no clothes- they called killah and he came and picked her up and put her on the block.

True story- I seen kady around here again a few months after that. She siad high to me like she knew me- But I knew what she was up too- she had everyone around here fooled she was straight up hooker- She made enough money sucking dick to buy new clothes and paid a guy to drive her back up here. Crazy Bitch

Sicka than aidZ
08-08-2005, 08:33 PM
sounds like my cousin anita...thanks man, u an knowcheese have made this a worthy thread.

knewcheeze
08-09-2005, 02:09 PM
good to be appreciated!!!!!!